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Eight Is Not Enough
<div>The annual NiqaCon is here and Kosmos, Clip Clop, and Willy have tickets. While attending, our heroes try to discover who has sabotaged a seamstress's costumes. Can they uncover the foul culprits or do they have their sights set on the real victory? A cage match!</div>
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Trailer for Eight Is Not Enough
<div>The annual NiqaCon is here and Kosmos, Clip Clop, and Willy have tickets. While attending, our heroes try to discover who has sabotaged a seamstress's costumes. Can they uncover the foul culprits or do they have their sights set on the real victory? A cage match!</div>
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Interview With Clip Clop
<div>Interview With Clip Clop</div>
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Debut Performance
<div>Lights! Camera! Sabotage? While at NiqaCon, Cloudio, Sinclair, & Skirmish investigate who's trying to ruin an artist's chance at a grand prize. But the search for culprits reveals a broader conspiracy. Will our heroes crack the case & save the day?</div>
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Trailer for Debut Performance
<div>Lights! Camera! Sabotage? While at NiqaCon, Cloudio, Sinclair, & Skirmish investigate who's trying to ruin an artist's chance at a grand prize. But the search for culprits reveals a broader conspiracy. Will our heroes crack the case & save the day?</div>
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Sitters And Souls
<div>When Stella, Jade, and Wing ride a Hell-evator deep into the heart of temptation, they find more than they bargained for. Will they make the right decisions, and will they make it out with their souls intact?</div>
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Trailer for Sitters And Souls
<div>Trailer for Sitters And Souls (Stella, Wing, Jade)</div>
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Doc's Book Delivery Service
<div>A dark mirror shows us indebted reflections of our heroes with a job to do taken out of desperation. Join Skirmish, Kosmos, and Jade in this adventure into the bizarre using the Electric Bastionland rpg system!</div>
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Trailer for Doc's Book Delivery Service
<div>A dark mirror shows us indebted reflections of our heroes with a job to do taken out of desperation. Join Skirmish, Kosmos, and Jade in this adventure into the bizarre using the Electric Bastionland rpg system!</div>
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Pop Fiction
<div>Mothers abound in this episode as Cordelia, Jade, and unapologetic non-mother Gatsby infiltrate Aegis Industries to investigate a mysterious new drink. With lives and dinner reservations on the line, will they find out the truth in time? </div>
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Trailer for Pop Fiction
<div>Mothers abound in this episode as Cordelia, Jade, and unapologetic non-mother Gatsby infiltrate Aegis Industries to investigate a mysterious new drink. With lives and dinner reservations on the line, will they find out the truth in time? </div>
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Two Wolves, One Destiny
<div>A pleasant meal is interrupted by a man's loving devotion to his wolf. Skirmish, Wing & Nugget, and Jade follow the trail and find that not everything is as it appears to be. Clues are followed, the truth is revealed, and a ruse is devised.</div>
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Trailer for Two Wolves, One Destiny
<div>A pleasant meal is interrupted by a man's loving devotion to his wolf. Jade, Wing & Nugget, and Skirmish follow the trail and find that not everything is as it appears to be. Clues are followed, the truth is revealed, and a ruse is devised.</div>
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Dust Busters
<div>In a journey filled with revenants and revelations, will our Firebreathing Kittens unearth what they are looking for or become lost in the darkness? Join Stella, Sinclair and Kosmos in Mishui to find out!</div>
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Trailer for Dust Busters
<div>In a journey filled with revenants and revelations, will our Firebreathing Kittens unearth what they are looking for or become lost in the darkness? Join Stella, Sinclair and Kosmos in Mishui to find out!</div>
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Interview With Kosmos
<div>Interview With Kosmos</div>
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Dusty Deeds
<div>Join Simmond, Cordelia, and Cloudio as they set out to meet Barry the Artificer, talk to bats, make friends with grave robbers, follow a dusty trail, and solve the mystery of a missing child.</div>
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Trailer for Dusty Deeds
<div>Join Simmond, Cordelia, and Cloudio as they set out to meet Barry the Artificer, talk to bats, make friends with grave robbers, follow a dusty trail, and solve the mystery of a missing child.</div>
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Interview with Cordelia Magrathy
<div>Interview with Cordelia Magrathy</div>
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Haunted House Hunting
<div>An urgent request dragged our heroes to a haunting quest! Join our undercover adventurers Willy, Balpetor, and Jade as they try to sniff out the source of evil in an ever-changing haunted house.</div>
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Trailer for Haunted House Hunting
<div>An urgent request dragged our heroes to a haunting quest! Join our undercover adventurers Willy, Balpetor, and Jade as they try to sniff out the source of evil in an ever-changing haunted house.</div>
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Interview with Balpetor Windrest
<div>Interview with Balpetor Windrest</div>
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Babysitting The Stars
<div>An odd morning turns into an explosive evening! Join Willy, Wing and Jade as they attempt to wrangle one feisty young dragon and learn a little about themselves in the process.</div>
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Trailer for Babysitting The Stars
<div>An odd morning turns into an explosive evening! Join Willy, Wing and Jade as they attempt to wrangle one feisty young dragon and learn a little about themselves in the process.</div>
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The DuBois Collection
<div>Are you an artist? Am I? Join Jade, Skirmish, and Cecil on an adventure to find some missing artists, explore the meaning of art, and learn the somatic components of critique.</div>
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Trailer for The DuBois Collection
<div>Are you an artist? Am I? Join Jade, Skirmish, and Cecil on an adventure to find some missing artists, explore the meaning of art, and learn the somatic components of critique.</div>
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Dreams Unlimited, Ltd.
<div>Claudio, Jade, and Sinclair receive a job to uncover a sinister plot taking over the Enclave neighborhood. Bets are made, morals are tested, and snacks are shared!</div>
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Trailer for Dreams Unlimited, Ltd.
<div>Claudio, Jade, and Sinclair receive a job to uncover a sinister plot taking over the Enclave neighborhood. Bets are made, morals are tested, and snacks are shared!</div>
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Dudu The Pudu At The Zoo Zoo
<div>A trip to the zoo can hardly be eventful, right? Wrong. Things go from bad to worse to weird as Gatsby, Jenny and Mooses enjoy a 'lovely' day out.</div>
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Trailer for Dudu The Pudu At The Zoo Zoo
<div>A trip to the zoo can hardly be eventful, right? Wrong. Things go from bad to worse to weird as Gatsby, Jenny and Mooses enjoy a 'lovely' day out.</div>
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Petting Zoos and Finding Clues
<div>Stella, Wing, and Skirmish receive free tickets to the zoo atop beautiful Mt. Hokkaido! What starts as a pleasant day with animals becomes a series of mysteries as clues begin to unravel. Will our friends discover the source of their benefactor and find the truth?</div>
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Trailer for Petting Zoos and Finding Clues
<div>Stella, Wing, and Skirmish receive free tickets to the zoo atop beautiful Mt. Hokkaido! What starts as a pleasant day with animals becomes a series of mysteries as clues begin to unravel. Will our friends discover the source of their benefactor and find the truth?</div>
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Interview with Skirmish Killington
<div>Interview with Skirmish Killington</div>
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Raptor The Flag
<div>Simmond the Kind, Willy, and Jade embark on a mission to help a mystery patron. They open doors, witness personal transformation, and attempt childhood games with lives on the line.</div>
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Trailer for Raptor The Flag
<div>Simmond, Willy, and Jade embark on a mission to help a mystery patron. They open doors, witness personal transformation, and attempt childhood games with lives on the line.</div>
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Sword Rock Cafe
<div>A mystical sword stands in the way of the popular coffee store chain Moondollar. Only Jade, Willy, Wing and Nugget can remove the sword by solving ancient riddles and establishing condos for spiders.</div>
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Trailer for Sword Rock Cafe
<div>A mystical sword stands in the way of the popular coffee store chain Moondollar. Only Jade, Willy, Wing and Nugget can remove the sword by solving ancient riddles and establishing condos for spiders.</div>
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Petrification In Red
<div>Sinclair, Jade, and Claudio receive an invitation to perform at tonight's museum gala. After failing their audition the trio enter the high society event ready to mingle, drink, and uncover plots!?</div>
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Trailer for Petrification In Red
<div>Sinclair, Jade, and Claudio receive an invitation to perform at tonight's museum gala. After failing their audition the trio enter the high society event ready to mingle, drink, and uncover plots!?</div>
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Audiobook Announcement: An Existential Crisis
<div>Hello everyone! We have a special announcement today. The full length novel adaptation of An Existential Crisis written by T. A. Lore now has an audiobook! This is great news. Now, you can listen to this reality bending adventure as written word. Here is the back of the book and then an audio sample.</div><div><br /></div><div>The back of the book:</div><div>Entangled realities, temporal tampering, and an interdimensional sphinx: weirdness has run amok in Niqamui where sinister schemes are afoot. When Pidge, Borb, and Nesgrax wake from a strangely realistic dream, all three intrepid adventurers must set forth in search of answers. Unfortunately, in pulling at loose threads, they quickly find themselves ensnared by a more complex mystery than anything they could ever have imagined. In fact, they may be forced to unravel the very fabric of existence in order to escape. They really are in a pickle this time... or at least pickles are somehow involved.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>You can support us by ordering your copy of the new audiobook for T. A. Lore’s An Existential Crisis at https://www.audible.com/pd/An-Existential-Crisis-Audiobook/B09QMTF8XD</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Here is the audio sample, read by the narrator:</div><div>[audio sample here]</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Once again, that’s An Existential Crisis by T. A. Lore, on audible at https://www.audible.com/pd/An-Existential-Crisis-Audiobook/B09QMTF8XD</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>
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Boaty McKittenface
<div>Join Stella, Willy and Jade for a boat race on the high seas! Peril, pirates and… powerups(?!) abound!</div>
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Trailer for Boaty McKittenface
<div>Join Stella, Willy and Jade for a boat race on the high seas! Peril, pirates and… powerups(?!) abound!</div>
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The Case of the Nacho Dragon
<div>Wing, Simmond, and Willy undertake a smattering of odd jobs to uncover the truth and save the innocent. No dungeon, but dragons aplenty by the end of this exciting installment of Firebreathing Kittens.</div>
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Trailer for The Case of the Nacho Dragon
<div>Wing, Simmond, and Willy undertake a smattering of odd jobs to uncover the truth and save the innocent. No dungeon, but dragons aplenty by the end of this exciting installment of Firebreathing Kittens.</div>
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The Forgotten Friend
<div>In a crazy, half-drunken series of events, Cloudio, Jenny, and Stella go on an adventure in Niqamui and the Elysian Fields involving crime, dragons, hoard-growing, and fabulous performances.</div>
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Trailer for The Forgotten Friend
<div>In a crazy, half-drunken series of events, Cloudio, Jenny, and Stella go on an adventure in Niqamui and the Elysian Fields involving crime, dragons, hoard-growing, and fabulous performances.</div>
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Interview with Cloudio Valley
<div>Interview with Cloudio Valley</div>
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First Episode of Season 2022: Adventure Capitalism 101
<div>Join Wing, Sinclair, and Cecil as they meet for the first time and make questionable investments, revive asthmatic teen hooligans, and vomit Elf Logs all on the 2022 Firebreathing Kittens Season Premier!</div>
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Trailer for First Episode of Season 2022: Adventure Capitalism 101
<div>Join Wing, Sinclair, and Cecil as they meet for the first time and make questionable investments, revive asthmatic teen hooligans, and vomit Elf Logs all on the 2022 Firebreathing Kittens Season Premier!</div>
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Interview With Sinclair
<div>Interview With Sinclair</div>
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Interview With Wing And Nugget
<div>Interview With Wing And Nugget</div>
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About Us
<div>Please listen to this before your first episode. "Hello! In case you're listening to Firebreathing Kittens for the first time and have scrolled to our oldest episode: this is an explanation of what the podcast is, and what you can expect.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Q: What is it?</div><div><br /></div><div>A: Firebreathing Kittens is a fictional fantasy audio show you can listen to for entertainment.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Q: Who is the intended audience?</div><div><br /></div><div>A: Adults who enjoy fantasy, mystery, friendship filled adventures. Firebreathing Kittens is not appropriate for children.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Q: What is Dungeons and Dragons?</div><div><br /></div><div>A: A wise person once told me that Dungeons and Dragons reminded them of storytelling chess. It’s like a strategy game you play with your friends using words. Dungeons and Dragons, or D&D, is a set of math rules people can use to simulate combat. It also involves acting out a role. Players can pretend to be various fantasy creatures and martial and spell casting classes. You can be a wizard, a fighter, or whatever you want. Adventures are coordinated by someone called a “Dungeon Master”, or DM. Here at Firebreathing Kittens, we all rotate through being players and Dungeon Masters, which provides a diversity of DM styles and a rainbow of viewpoints for how different people see the world. It gives everyone a chance to tell their story.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Q: Are the adventures sequential? Phrased another way: should these episodes be listened to in a specific order?</div><div><br /></div><div>A: Nope. This is an anthology, not a mandatorily sequential series that you have to listen to from episode one to the end. Each episode has been designed to stand sturdily on its own two feet without requiring the listener to recall any background information from past history to understand the current story. You have the freedom to listen to these adventures in any order you like. Each one has its own beginning and a hopefully satisfying ending.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Q: Where should I start?</div><div><br /></div><div>A: Because we have learned how to record better audio over time, we suggest that you start with our most recent season. The older episodes do sometimes have poor sound quality.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Q: What if I don’t like one of the adventures?</div><div><br /></div><div>A: If you encounter an episode you don't enjoy? Skip it. Our cast rotates so the players and game master will likely be a different combination of people in the next one you try. It’s the same group of people rotating in different games, but the combination really changes the style and flow of things.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Okay, so that’s some questions and answers about Firebreathing Kittens. We hope you enjoy our show!"</div><div><br /></div>
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Season 2021 Epilogues
<div>Season 2021 Epilogues</div>
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Season 2021 Finale: The Devil We Know
<div>The Season 2021 Finale!</div>
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Trailer for the Season 2021 Finale, The Devil We Know
<div>Trailer for the Season 2021 Finale, The Devil We Know</div>
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Two Brains Are Better Than One
<div>What makes 2 brains being better than 1 even better still? When they’re BOTH the Greatest Brains in the Universe (at least that’s what Boltzmann would say). Join Boltzmann, Dr Crud III and Furious Johnson in a truly mind-boggling adventure!</div>
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Trailer for Two Brains Are Better Than One
<div>What makes 2 brains being better than 1 even better still? When they’re BOTH the Greatest Brains in the Universe (at least that’s what Boltzmann would say). Join Boltzmann, Dr Crud III and Furious Johnson in a truly mind-boggling adventure!</div>
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The Trial of Tanager Goodfellow
<div>Murder on the dancefloor! Tanager is locked up, accused of a crime he didn't commit! It's now up to Aaron, Beans, and Olive to prove his innocence, but how will they rescue their friend from a fate worse than death?</div>
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Trailer for The Trial of Tanager Goodfellow
<div>Murder on the dancefloor! Tanager is locked up, accused of a crime he didn't commit! It's now up to Aaron, Beans, and Olive to prove his innocence, but how will they rescue their friend from a fate worse than death?</div>
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Out Of Time
<div>As Jenny develops a strange magical malady, Dr. Crud III, Olive, and Kes try to save her. Boltzmann directs them to the Ner’uk tribe, who may have the cure. Will they stop the clock or will the clock stop them? Join us on an adventure ripe with family, dragons, and discoveries!</div>
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Trailer for Out Of Time
<div>As Jenny develops a strange magical malady, Dr. Crud III, Olive, and Kes try to save her. Boltzmann directs them to the Ner’uk tribe, who may have the cure. Will they stop the clock or will the clock stop them? Join us on an adventure ripe with family, dragons, and discoveries!</div>
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Fire Roasted Kittens
<div>It’s the annual fighting tournament! Percy, Tanager and Barsook take on the best Niqamui has to offer and experience the highs and lows of battle.</div>
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Trailer for Fire Roasted Kittens
<div>It’s the annual fighting tournament! Percy, Tanager and Barsook take on the best Niqamui has to offer and experience the highs and lows of battle.</div>
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I'm A Feyed Knot
<div>Kes, Aaron, and Olive embark on a mission to rescue the lady of the forest from two Fey kings. Utilizing war or love becomes a question of morality, and the nanny is yet again proven to be always right.</div>
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Trailer for I'm A Feyed Knot
<div>Kes, Aaron, and Olive embark on a mission to rescue the lady of the forest from two Fey kings. Utilizing war or love becomes a question of morality, and the nanny is yet again proven to be always right.</div>
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Interview with Kes
<div>Interview with Kes</div>
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Sappy Little Trees
<div>A mysterious fog has engulfed Timuli Wood, and only the Firebreathing Kittens can help! Luckily, Boltzmann is on the case, Beans plays hide-and-seek, and Olive turns into a gas!</div>
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Trailer for Sappy Little Trees
<div>A mysterious fog has engulfed Timuli Wood, and only the Firebreathing Kittens can help! Luckily, Boltzmann is on the case, Beans plays hide-and-seek, and Olive turns into a gas!</div>
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The Tomb Where It Happens
<div>This episode, the team go digging into ancient history as Tobias discovers an aptitude for riddling, Boltzmann learns the true meaning of rock n' roll, and Tanager meets his hero.</div>
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Trailer for The Tomb Where It Happens
<div>This episode, the team go digging into ancient history as Tobias discovers an aptitude for riddling, Boltzmann learns the true meaning of rock n' roll, and Tanager meets his hero.</div>
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Birds Of A Heather
<div>(NSFW) Olive, Aaron, and Nesgrax embark on a vital quest into a den of evil. Get the girl, slay with fashion, overthrow an evil queen, and kiss the boy all before midnight. Join us on the most dramatic adventure yet with the Firebreathing Kittens.</div>
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Trailer for Birds of a Heather
<div>(NSFW) Olive, Aaron, and Nesgrax embark on a vital quest into a den of evil. Get the girl, slay with fashion, overthrow an evil queen, and kiss the boy all before midnight. Join us on the most dramatic adventure yet with the Firebreathing Kittens.</div>
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Ghost Tea Party
<div>Boat shopping, evil hunting, cake eating. Percy, Tobias and Olive do it all! Check it out in the latest episode of the Firebreathing Kittens podcast.</div>
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Trailer for Ghost Tea Party
<div>Boat shopping, evil hunting, cake eating. Percy, Tobias and Olive do it all! Check it out in the latest episode of the Firebreathing Kittens podcast.</div>
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Interview with Percy
<div>Interview with Percy</div>
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Announcing Ice Cream Notions and Energy Potions: the novel
<div>Hello everyone! We have a special announcement today.</div><div>Gareth John Jones has written a full novel length adaptation of the Firebreathing Kittens podcast adventure All Work and No Play that is called Ice Cream Notions and Energy Potions! This is great news. Now, you can find a comfy spot and experience this urban fantasy festival adventure as written word. Here is the back of the book and then a brief excerpt; I’ll read you chapter one.</div><div><br /></div><div>The back of the book:</div><div>Cults, mystery, comedy, and ice cream: something is wrong in Niqamui again. It all starts with a missing child, but the real danger could be far more insidious.</div><div><br /></div><div>https://books2read.com/u/bpaxaE</div><div>and it’s also available on amazon, too.</div><div><br /></div><div>Please support us and pick up your copy of Ice Cream Notions and Energy Potions from amazon.com, and tell your friends about us. Thank you!</div>
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Rollo D6
<div>(NSFW) Dating is tough, especially when you’ve had your mind warped by a powerful creature. Listen as Rollo, Tanager and Olive navigate the waters of romance, magic and their own untapped abilities.</div>
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Trailer for Rollo D6
<div>(NSFW) Dating is tough, especially when you’ve had your mind warped by a powerful creature. Listen as Rollo, Tanager and Olive navigate the waters of romance, magic and their own untapped abilities.</div>
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Moving Day
<div>Welcome to a very special mini-episode of Firebreathing Kittens, Moving Day! This episode occurs after the events of "The Taxman Cometh" and "Monstercaid For All". </div><div><br /></div><div>Who'd come out on top, a maniacal brain in a tube wizard with proficiency in carpenter's tools, or three upstanding tax collectors trying to break into his house? Only one way to find out!</div>
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Monstercaid For All
<div>Tobias, Aaron, and Beans set out for an old fashioned monster hunt and learn the value of shared resource economies. They meet old friends and a few… not friends who run in fear from an exhibition of skill. #RugLife</div>
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Trailer for Monstercaid For All
<div>Tobias, Aaron, and Beans set out for an old fashioned monster hunt and learn the value of shared resource economies. They meet old friends and a few… not friends who run in fear from an exhibition of skill. #RugLife</div>
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The Taxman Cometh
<div>What do a taxman, the filthy rich, a paraplegic automaton, the Sea Scouts and a dwarf eating worm all have in common? The Firebreathing Kittens of course! Find out how Furious Johnson, Boltzmann and Dr. Crud III handle them all in our latest episode!</div>
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Trailer for The Taxman Cometh
<div>Trailer for The Taxman Cometh: What do a taxman, the filthy rich, a paraplegic automaton, the Sea Scouts and a dwarf eating worm all have in common? The Firebreathing Kittens of course! Find out how Furious Johnson, Boltzmann and Dr Crud III handle them all in our latest episode!</div>
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Culture Clash
<div>Nesgrax, Olive, and Dr. Crud III travel to the charming-if-odd village of New Braintown to track down the last member of the changeling gang that has been harassing the guild for some time now and discover the true puppetmaster behind the HHO. Did somebody say 'faux-pas'?</div>
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Trailer for Culture Clash
<div>Nesgrax, Olive, and Dr. Crud III travel to the charming-if-odd village of <a href="https://firebreathing-kittens-podcast.fandom.com/wiki/New_Braintown" target="_blank">New Braintown</a> to track down the last member of the changeling gang that has been harassing the guild for some time now and discover the true puppetmaster behind the HHO. Did somebody say 'faux-pas'?</div>
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Brownies and Beef
<div>Suspicion and sabotage are rife in Niqamui as Beans unravels a mystery, Olive has a kitchen disaster, and Aaron does something that *absolutely* should not be done in real life.</div>
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Trailer for Brownies and Beef
<div>Suspicion and sabotage are rife in Niqamui as Beans unravels a mystery, Olive has a kitchen disaster, and Aaron does something that *absolutely* should not be done in real life.</div>
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Cross Crusty Running
<div>An elephant, croc, and brain wake up in jail. Find out why and how they (Dr. Crud III, Olive, and Boltzmann) handle it on this episode of the FBK podcast!</div>
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Trailer for Cross Crusty Running
<div>Trailer for Cross Crusty Running</div>
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Of Art and Arson
<div>Dr. Crud tries to rescue an artist and his painting from a magical laundromat in Half-Elf Town, while Tanager goes to the Cotton Candy Factory and gets his face painted like a pretty kitty. Olive dabbles in arson.</div>
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Trailer for Of Art and Arson
<div>Trailer for Of Art and Arson</div>
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Paw and Order: UFO
<div>It's one thing to be unexpectedly transported to space. It's another to have to solve a murder once you get there. Beans, Dr. Crud III, and Olive find themselves on an alien spaceship with no way out. Can they solve the mystery of who killed one of the crew and get home?</div>
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Trailer for Paw and Order: UFO
<div>Trailer for Paw and Order: UFO</div>
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Announcing Kiss of the Seaweed Hag by Autumn Stevens
<div>Hello everyone! We have a special announcement today. Autumn Stevens has written a full novel length adaptation of the Firebreathing Kittens podcast adventure Spring Break that is called Kiss of the Seaweed Hag! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09CRY916X This is great news. Now, you can find a comfy spot and experience this under the sea adventure as written word. Here is the back of the book and then a brief excerpt; I’ll read you chapter one. The back of the book: Crud Jr. and The Corinthian stroll down to the beach for some sand castles, sun, and... seaweed hags? Join our heroes in a mystery under the sea. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09CRY916X</div>
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Sea Scouts and Theatre Bouts
<div>Sea Snaps, Dragon Thins, Elven Logs, and Ghost Banes? Boltzmann, Cade, and Olive help some orphans revitalize their cookie-selling enterprise and enjoy an evening at the local haunted theater.</div>
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Trailer for Sea Scouts and Theatre Bouts
<div>Trailer for Sea Scouts and Theatre Bouts</div>
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Interview with Boltzmann
<div>Interview with Boltzmann</div>
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The People's Prom
<div>Tanager, Furious, and Olive escort enthusiastic proletariat party leader Lucielle to her prom to lead a revolution for the people!</div>
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Trailer for The People's Prom
<div>Tanager, Furious, and Olive escort enthusiastic proletariat party leader Lucielle to her prom to lead a revolution for the people!</div>
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Love Fest
<div>Whiskey Tango Foxtrot! Nesgrax, Aaron, and Olive find a baby in a basket.</div>
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Trailer for Love Fest
<div>Whiskey Tango Foxtrot! Nesgrax, Aaron, and Olive find a baby in a basket.</div>
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All Dogs Go to Changeling Heaven
<div>Dr. Crud III squishes a yorkie, Beans applauds and reassures them that dogs don't have souls, and Rollo gets over his fear of being eaten by Olive the bipedal crocodile; dragons are much larger.</div>
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Trailer for All Dogs Go To Changeling Heaven
<div>Trailer for All Dogs Go To Changeling Heaven</div>
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Sons of Anarcrud
<div>Dr. Crud III, Beans, and Tanager decide that when learning how to make tea, sometimes it works out best when you don't try too hard.</div>
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Trailer for Sons of Anarcrud
<div>Trailer for Sons of Anarcrud</div>
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Fangs for the Memories
<div>After receiving a rather unusual quest summons, Oryn, Cade, and Olive find themselves soaked and muddy in a far-off land without as much as a guidebook. Have they bitten off more than they can chew? Are they even the heroes their business cards say they are?</div>
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Trailer for Fangs for the Memories
<div>Trailer for Fangs for the Memories</div>
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Self Maid Man
<div>Tanager, Aaron, and Olive embark on a treasure hunt with a grand prize of the ultimate treasure: true love. But who deserves that love, and who should have the right to give it? Tune in and see.</div>
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Trailer for Self Maid Man
<div>Tanager, Aaron, and Olive embark on a treasure hunt with a grand prize of the ultimate treasure: true love. But who deserves that love, and who should have the right to give it? Tune in and see.</div>
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Missives From A Corpse
<div>Join Dr. Crud, Olive, and Rollo as they work through personal problems, eat pineapple, and solve a murder mystery!</div>
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Trailer for Missives From A Corpse
<div>Trailer for Missives From A Corpse</div>
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Cucurbitacin
<div>Aaron, Tanager, and Dr. Crud III take on a suspiciously simple quest, only to find their assumptions challenged and their emotions burning hot.</div>
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<div>Trailer for Cucurbitacin. </div><div>Aaron, Tanager, and Dr. Crud III take on a suspiciously simple quest, only to find their assumptions challenged and their emotions burning hot. </div>
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A Perfect Fit
<div>It starts as a simple package delivery in the Fashion District, but reveals a regicide lost to time. Can FBK's envoys Tangible, Raincloud, and Olive save the day for a community that is all too quick and willing to judge them?</div>
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<div>Trailer for A Perfect Fit</div><div>It starts as a simple package delivery in the Fashion District, but reveals a regicide lost to time. Can FBK's envoys Tangible, Raincloud, and Olive save the day for a community that is all too quick and willing to judge them?</div>
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Emmental Tales
<div>In a series of cheese fume fueled therapy sessions, Dr. Crud III revisits a childhood fear, Nesgrax examines his abandonment by his family, and Olive pursues wisdom. Too much cheese and too much poop. Ten stars.</div>
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<div>Trailer for Emmental Tales</div><div>In a series of cheese fume fueled therapy sessions, Dr. Crud III revisits a childhood fear, Nesgrax examines his abandonment by his family, and Olive pursues wisdom. Too much cheese and too much poop. Ten stars.</div>
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Three Adventurers And A Baby
<div>After giving birth, Dr. Crud, Moka, and Cade try to find two missing persons and an old old lady.</div>
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Have Your Goat and Eat It
<div>A raven of the White Spire calls out to our band of adventurers: Tanager, Tangible, and Raincloud. The table is set for the mystery to be solved. </div>
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Announcing An Existential Crisis by T. A. Lore, the novel
<div>Hello everyone! We have a special announcement today. T. A. Lore has written a full novel length adaptation of the adventure An Existential Crisis! This is great news. Now, you can find a comfy spot and experience this reality bending adventure as written word. Here is the back of the book and then a brief excerpt; I’ll read you chapter one. The back of the book: Entangled realities, temporal tampering, and an interdimensional sphinx: weirdness has run amok in Niqamui where sinister schemes are afoot. When Pidge, Borb, and Nesgrax wake from a strangely realistic dream, all three intrepid adventurers must set forth in search of answers. Unfortunately, in pulling at loose threads, they quickly find themselves ensnared by a more complex mystery than anything they could ever have imagined. In fact, they may be forced to unravel the very fabric of existence in order to escape. They really are in a pickle this time... or at least pickles are somehow involved. You can find the book on amazon: <a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B095MJH24K" target="_blank">https://www.amazon.com/dp/B095MJH24K</a> </div><div><br /></div>
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The Hunchback Dilemma
<div>A day of fun at the beach and a friendly cooking competition turns sour as Rollo, Meerkat, and Yu-Tung travel through a pint sized world and decide who is worth killing and who should live.</div>
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The Skaarzborroosh Redemption
<div>After a year living underground (both figuratively and literally), Nesgrax returns to the fold to recruit a team in order to rescue his uncle, who's being kept in a rather unsavoury place. Will Nesgrax, Furious, and Olive finally learn what the HHO is all about? What on earth does HHO actually stand for? Find out (maybe, who knows?) in The Skaarzborroosh Redemption!</div>
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The Glyphed Bowl of Crisperon
<div>Olive, Aaron, and Zelek take a job from a strange wizard named <a href="https://firebreathing-kittens-podcast.fandom.com/wiki/Dave" target="_blank">Dave</a> to retrieve a magical bowl lost to time.</div><div><br /></div>
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One Year Later
<div>The life of an adventurer is easy. You ride into town, fix a problem, get paid, and leave again. But what happens when you come back a year later and things aren't quite as rosy as you left them? Tornan, Beans, and Dr. Crud III are about to find out...</div>
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Pixie Problem
<div>Romance, Faeries, Hot Tubs, Capitalism. This episode truly has it all. Join Tanager, Raincloud, and Mooses in... Pixie Problem.</div>
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Times, They Are A Changeling
<div>Aaron, Riffman, and Sitara participate in a school's sports day that turns sinister, revealing shocking revelations about some familiar faces as we say goodbye to a beloved friend.</div><div><br /></div>
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Interview with Maximillian 'Chip' Riffman
<div>Interview with Maximillian 'Chip' Riffman</div>
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How To Construct A Siege
<div>After some testy annual review sessions from Nulisag with Dr. Crud III, Beans, and Olive late on a snowy night, a mysterious mechanical construct enters the guild hall asking for protection. More visitors arrive looking for their employer's lost property.</div><div><br /></div>
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Mouse and Teapot: A Love Story
<div>Blursed items and a policeman with a penchant for pottery? Join Tornan, Furious, and Rollo in an interdepartmental cooperation joint task force with the police investigating the city's 1,000th crime of the year.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Every episode of Firebreathing Kittens is its own story. The DM and characters rotate, appearing in some shows but not others. Join us on a standalone real play oneshot Dungeons and Dragons quest as we solve mysteries, attempt comedic banter, and enjoy friendship. You can listen to the adventures on Spotify, iTunes, iHeartRadio, YouTube, and more.</div>
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<div>Blursed items and a policeman with a penchant for pottery? Join Tornan and two new members; Furious and Rollo as they investigate Niqamui police department's 1000th crime of the year in... Mouse & Teapot: A Love Story.</div>
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Interview with Rollo Specklebottom
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Interview with Furious Johnson
<div>Interview with Furious Johnson</div>
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A Tale of Three Tails with a Schedule to Keep
<div>Giving up on finding a quest at the guild hall, daring adventurers Meerkat and Raincloud find two saddled pegasi just outside their front door. What starts as the mystery of a lost cat turns into the tale of unanswered questions and the sound of half a bell clapping.</div>
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The Boy Who Cried Worm
<div>Seismic tremors lure Tanager, Olive and Nesgrax back to the underground DGS headquarters. What will our heroes sacrifice to get to the bottom of this mystery... and back up again?</div>
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Thirsty Beach
<div>Gregory, Aaron, and Olive fun around in the sun, munching snacks, squashing beef and maybe... even figuring out the conundrum that is romance?</div><div><br /></div><div>Elephant barbarian Gregory, Crocodile monk Olive, and Fishy bard Aaron win boardwalk challenges, compete in The Romance Conundrum, and duke it out against mean girls in beach volleyball.</div><div><br /></div><div>If you like audiobooks then you might also enjoy Firebreathing Kittens. Every three hour episode has a complete plot with an ending. There's mystery, action, comedy, and friendship. You can listen in any order. It's free.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>
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Of Wedding Cakes and Giant Spiders
<div>Will Nesgrax, Cliff, and Tornan escape this Groundhog Day-esque time loop? They're taking it one today at a time. </div>
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Announcing A Bully Good Time, the novel!
<div>Hello everyone! We have a special announcement today. Rachel Lindley has written a full novel length adaptation of the adventure A Bully Good Time! This is great news. Now, you can find a comfy spot and experience this bayou delving adventure as written word. Here is the back of the book:</div><div><br /></div><div>Frogs, boats, and beignets! The Firebreathing Kittens venture to the south of the fantasy world of Guaso to investigate a missing persons case. There's Pidge, a plucky gnome with shapeshifting magic; Moka, an angel's daughter with miraculous healing powers; and Manford, a nihilist and would-be scoundrel with a heart of gold. Within a world of vine-choked cypress and murky water, the three discover unlikely allies, strange philosophies, and danger. They must triumph against the swamp before they disappear themselves. In her debut novel, Rachel Lindley offers a tale of exploration, mystery, and friendship, where the next good thing might be waiting a few steps beyond the river's edge.</div><div><br /></div><div>Please support us and pick up your copy of A Bully Good Time from amazon.com, and tell your friends about us. Thank you!</div><div><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08Y7XRF3D?fbclid=IwAR16R6scBR43On3HLAHydhnBYlPlOzreiHivN2VC-pkF0OX7BN68o9-1Vl8" target="_blank">https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08Y7XRF3D</a></div>
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A Pirate's Life
<div>How do you make a pirate cry? Gold? Jewels? Or an even more priceless booty? Join Aaron, Cade, and Olive to find out.</div>
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The Final Replay
<div>Dr. Crud III, Sitara, and Raincloud find themselves trapped in a Groundhog Day-esque time loop. Will they escape? Only TIME will tell!</div>
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Announcing Kiss of the Seaweed Hag: The Stage Play!
<div>Hello everyone! We have a special announcement today. Autumn Stevens has written a stage play adaptation of the adventure Spring Break, which is called Kiss of the Seaweed Hag! This is great news. Now, community theatres and high school and college drama clubs can perform a rendition of this underwater adventure. Swim alongside The Corinthian and Crud Jr as they dive to the depths of the ocean to investigate a mysterious submerged light source. This two hour stage play will thrill and delight your audiences. The script can also be read as a book or cherished as a collectible on your shelf! Please support Firebreathing Kittens by picking up your copy of Kiss of the Seaweed Hag, the Stage Play from amazon.com, and telling your friends about us. Thank you! </div><div><br /></div><div><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08XXWHR6P" target="_blank">https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08XXWHR6P</a> </div><div><br /></div>
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Meh-thical Dilemmas
<div>When the potions from Nimbin are no longer trustworthy and safe, the Firebreathing Kittens guild sends a team to investigate the problem. Dr. Crud III, Olive, and little Tangible venture north by train and cart to see what is amiss. </div>
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But Tell Us About the Giant Worm?
<div>It's a twisty-turny time as detectives Harlon, Beans, and Dr. Crud III track down the wait staff of a local restaurant. What could be worming its way through the bowels of the city in this crime procedural drama? </div>
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The Apple of Discord
<div>Nesgrax, Olive, and Tanager can't resist an a-peeling contest for a golden apple held at the Niqamui fighting arena by a mysterious woman. Have our heroes been lured in-cider trap? Or will they con-core their enemies?</div>
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Announcing Lagomorphs in the Labyrinth, the Stage Play!
<div>Hello everyone! We have a special announcement today. Andrew Addessi has written a stage play adaptation of the adventure Lagomorphs in the Labyrinth! This is great news. Now, community theatres and high school and college drama clubs can perform a rendition of this dungeon crawling adventure. Follow the path of Imeri, Amonust, and Elowen as they challenge puzzles and monsters to win the prize. This two hour stage play will thrill and delight your audiences. The script can also be read as a book or collected as a collectible on your shelf! Please support us and pick up your copy of Lagomorphs in the Labyrinth, the Stage Play from amazon.com, and tell your friends about us. Thank you!</div><div><br /></div><div>https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08WRCMMDV?pf_rd_r=DJPRBFZ1SW24NWD2V43N&pf_rd_p=5ae2c7f8-e0c6-4f35-9071-dc3240e894a8&pd_rd_r=38c06160-f7f6-4915-9fec-308db5419c31&pd_rd_w=xRbhZ&pd_rd_wg=wHese&ref_=pd_gw_unk</div>
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Trial and Error
<div>Dr. Crud III, Beans and Olive are sent to a magical island on behalf of a man in a mid-life crisis; definitely nothing weird here...</div>
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Tuba Tubers
<div>Dr. Crud III, Tornan, and Olive bodyguard a potato farming homesteader to their new plot of land in the Old West. </div>
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The Sting
<div>Acronyms abound as Nesgrax, Meerkat, and Olive are recruited by the mysterious DGS to foil a suspected museum robbery, thought to be the work of the even more mysterious HHO... Episode content label: Snagglepuss ;)</div><div><br /></div><div>Each episode's plot is self contained, so you can listen to these adventures in any order. The DM and characters rotate, appearing in some shows but not others. Join us on a standalone real play Dungeons and Dragons quest as we solve mysteries, attempt comedic banter, and enjoy friendship. The Firebreathing Kittens oneshot D&D podcast: fantasy, action, mystery, and friendship.</div><div>FirebreathingKittensPodcast.com</div>
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Interview with Meerkat
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Masquerade Madness
<div>A pacifist, a hedonist, and a cat walk into a mansion. Join Dr. Crud III, Tanager Goodfellow, and Raincloud Moonglow in this adventure of the Firebreathing Kittens. </div>
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Interview with Raincloud Moonglow
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Fern Burn
<div>Firebreathing Kittens Landis, Cliff, and Olive are employed to find the missing daughter of Lady Ashcroft. On their path to victory they visit a raunchy night club, go to the beach (on the plane of fire) and eat a lot of crabs, before facing off against the kidnapper, a nefarious Fire Spirit!</div>
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Djinner Party
<div>A chance meeting brings together Nesgrax and his Uncle Algenoth. He invites his nephew, Sitara, and Olive to a dinner party aboard his luxury yacht, where something is not quite as it seems...</div><div><br /></div><div>This adventure contains:</div><div>a luxury yacht</div><div>a butler who can't be sarcastic sir, it's against his contract</div><div>a gold backless ball gown</div><div>a sexy lounge singer</div><div>that friend from high school who always talked behind peoples' backs</div><div>an open bar</div><div>murder</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>
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Don't Drink the Water
<div>The survival skills of Lorien, Tanager, and Olive are put to the test when a confused and vengeful sea god strands them on a desert island. </div>
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Interview with Tanager Goodfellow
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Season 2021 First Episode: "Quote for the Cover"
<div>Tornan, Silva, and Raincloud are hired for a mission of utmost secrecy: to find and destroy the book "Snooty Mer-Coin". This adventure summarized: First Edition, Birdy Secretions, and Anagramadingdong.</div>
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About Us
<div>Please listen to this before your first episode. "Hello! In case you're listening to Firebreathing Kittens for the first time and have scrolled to our oldest episode: this is an explanation of what the podcast is, and what you can expect.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Q: What is it?</div><div><br /></div><div>A: Firebreathing Kittens is a fictional fantasy audio show you can listen to for entertainment.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Q: Who is the intended audience?</div><div><br /></div><div>A: Adults who enjoy fantasy, mystery, friendship filled adventures. Firebreathing Kittens is not appropriate for children.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Q: What is Dungeons and Dragons?</div><div><br /></div><div>A: A wise person once told me that Dungeons and Dragons reminded them of storytelling chess. It’s like a strategy game you play with your friends using words. Dungeons and Dragons, or D&D, is a set of math rules people can use to simulate combat. It also involves acting out a role. Players can pretend to be various fantasy creatures and martial and spell casting classes. You can be a wizard, a fighter, or whatever you want. Adventures are coordinated by someone called a “Dungeon Master”, or DM. Here at Firebreathing Kittens, we all rotate through being players and Dungeon Masters, which provides a diversity of DM styles and a rainbow of viewpoints for how different people see the world. It gives everyone a chance to tell their story.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Q: Are the adventures sequential? Phrased another way: should these episodes be listened to in a specific order?</div><div><br /></div><div>A: Nope. This is an anthology, not a mandatorily sequential series that you have to listen to from episode one to the end. Each episode has been designed to stand sturdily on its own two feet without requiring the listener to recall any background information from past history to understand the current story. You have the freedom to listen to these adventures in any order you like. Each one has its own beginning and a hopefully satisfying ending.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Q: Where should I start?</div><div><br /></div><div>A: Because we have learned how to record better audio over time, we suggest that you start with our most recent season. The older episodes do sometimes have poor sound quality.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Q: What if I don’t like one of the adventures?</div><div><br /></div><div>A: If you encounter an episode you don't enjoy? Skip it. Our cast rotates so the players and game master will likely be a different combination of people in the next one you try. It’s the same group of people rotating in different games, but the combination really changes the style and flow of things.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Okay, so that’s some questions and answers about Firebreathing Kittens. We hope you enjoy our show!"</div>
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