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A podcast of rants and weirdness by Sir Chase Hooper.

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How Slutty are the Farm Animals in Pennsylvania
<p>The Absurd Podcast is back! Sir Chase talks about the death of John McCain and the friendship between George W Bush and Michelle Obama. Then he discusses weird white people news, "animal lovers," and he lists the ten worst modern rapper names (with a fun little guessing game). Finally, he rants about Snoop Dogg, Serena Williams, and his idea for the future of vape pens.</p> <p>Check out <a title="Knight Watch Publishing" href="http://www.knightwatchpublishing.com" target="_blank">Knight Watch Publishing</a> for Sir Chase's writing and art.</p>
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Berkeley is the Dick Crust of Universities
<p>Sir Chase is back to rant and make strange noises! This week, he discusses his daughter's new desire to pelt him with moist, half-chewed food. Then he discusses breastfeeding moms, a recent open house, and West Hollywood's quest to rid the world of Trump's star. Finally, he apologizes to Ryan Reynolds, complains about Emmy Rossum, and gives his take on a pro-abortion scenario. </p> <p>Check out <a title="Knight Watch Publishing" href="http://www.knightwatchpublishing.com" target="_blank">Knight Watch Publishing</a> for Sir Chase's writing, art, and books.</p>
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James Gunn and I are Looking for a Spider Genocide
<p>It's time for a new, sweaty episode! Sir Chase discusses his irrational hatred of spiders and his plan to murder them all. Then he discusses the nonsense controversy surrounding director James Gunn. He rants about the new anti-plastic straw policies in California, as well as the return of Trump sticking his nose in the NFL's business. Finally, he talks fake beef patties, that butt nugget of a man Peter Popoff, and his slippery wiener.</p> <p>Check out <a title="Knight Watch Publishing" href="http://www.knightwatchpublishing.com" target="_blank">Knight Watch Publishing</a> for Sir Chase's writing and art.</p>
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Einstein is Racist and Kylie Jenner Can Go Eat Cow Pee
<p>Welcome to a new rant-tastic episode of The Absurd Podcast. Sir Chase discusses the beef he has with Americans who love to endlessly criticize their own country. Then he dives into the controversy surrounding Einstein's "racist" diary, as well as his daughter's well thought out plans to destroy his life and his living room. Finally, he targets drunk middle aged white women at concerts and he almost chokes on his own disappointment as he discusses a gofundme that was set up by Kylie Jenner's fans so they could donate money to make her the world's youngest billionaire. </p> <p>Check out <a title="Knight Watch Publishing" href="http://www.knightwatchpublishing.com" target="_blank">Knight Watch Publishing</a> for Sir Chase's books, art, and writing.</p>
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Political Arguments are the Wet Farts of Life
<p>Sir Chase discusses the re-release of his book Poems from the Weird Kid, and the struggle to make it as an independent artist in literature. Then he rants about the annoying political turmoil that has swept across America recently, and gives some ideas on what to do with all the illegal immigrants (hint: it involves a giant hamster ball and Rosie O'Donnell). Finally, he bad mouths the validity of Father's Day and disses the irritating slut on Little Einsteins.</p> <p>Check out Sir Chase's books and writing <a title="Knight Watch Publishing" href="http://www.knightwatchpublishing.com" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
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Thanos was Right
<p>Sir Chase discusses the release of a special edition of his book Poems from the Weird Kid. Then he discusses his disgust of people with terrible exhausts on their cars and his daughter's desires to gag on her own hands.  He admits that he sides with Thanos in Avengers: Infinity War, and he wonders why a fat middle aged man would play the recorder while driving. </p> <p>Check out <a title="Knight Watch Publishing" href="http://www.knightwatchpublishing.com" target="_blank">Knight Watch Publishing</a> for Sir Chase's writing and books.</p>
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Roseanne is Addicted to Stupidity and Chocolate Milk with Pulp
<p>Sir Chase returns with his thoughts on the Roseanne scandal and the need for certain weirdos to defend her by attacking other comedians. Then he rants about bizarre medical lawsuits, pretend bullying, and the gangster on his street. Finally, he discusses how not to forget your child in a car (Uh...what?), Cocoa Pebbles, and American attitude.</p> <p>Check out <a title="Knight Watch Publishing" href="http://www.knightwatchpublishing.com" target="_blank">Knight Watch Publishing</a> for Sir Chase's writing.</p>
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DJ Khaled Would Rather Eat The Punisher
<p>Sir Chase opens this week with the harrowing tale of his failed family movie night. Then he dives into the thing DJ Khaled refuses to eat (what a butt munch). Next, he rants about weirdo pet owners and their feeble attempts to celebrate Mother's Day. Finally, he discusses the idolization of The Punisher, the final So Cal Slayer show, and urban camping.</p> <p>Check out <a title="Knight Watch Publishing" href="http://www.knightwatchpublishing.com" target="_blank">Knight Watch Publishing</a> for more from Sir Chase.</p>
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Squeezing Out Farts in the Wild Animal Park
<p>Sir Chase rants about his daughter's rabid behavior and the worst parking lot on Earth. Then he talks about a weird experience he had at jail, and why Once in the Lifetime by Talking Heads is officially a weird song. Finally, he discusses Kanye West, wealthy-ass welfare butt munchers, and scumbags who take up handicapped spots.</p> <p>Check out <a title="Knight Watch Publishing" href="http://www.knightwatchpublishing.com" target="_blank">Knight Watch Publishing</a> for Sir Chase's writing.</p>
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Stuffed Crust Teachers
<p>On this week's episode, I talk the dismantling of traditional manhood in America and how much it pisses me off. Then I discuss a teacher who was arrested for having sex with an adult and how much that confuses me, and I provide my thoughts on my daughter's condescending tone while playing peek-a-boo. Finally, my blood boils over some human garbage I saw at the grocery store, stuffed crust pizza, and Facebook morons.</p> <p> </p> <p>If you enjoy the show, leave a review and tell a friend. If you don't, go listen to paint dry or something.</p> <p>Check out <a title="Knight Watch Publishing" href="http://www.knightwatchpublishing.com" target="_blank">Knight Watch Publishing</a> for my writing.</p>
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David Hogg Looks Like Himmler’s Left Testicle
<p>Sir Chase talks about urinal splash and buying a new car. Then he shares his distaste for yogurt and rants about David Hogg and his stupid face. Finally, he discusses a frightening Eggo waffle commercial, the band Bobaflex, and his daughter's attempt to drown her father in baby pee.</p> <p>Check out <a title="Knight Watch Publishing" href="http://www.knightwatchpublishing.com" target="_blank">Knight Watch Publishing</a> for Sir Chase's writing.</p>
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50 Cent is a Sleepy Boy
<p>Sir Chase talks about annoying gas station experiences, and the latest winner of Compton's Got Talent. Then he discusses some racially-charged remarks by 50 Cent, and he tries to understand why no one seems to think it's a problem. Lastly, he rants about the audacity of idiotic men on the internet, the travesty that is The Hat's cheese prices, and some more bull poop from the Catholic church. </p> <p>Check out <a title="Knight Watch Publishing" href="http://www.knightwatchpublishing.com" target="_blank">Knight Watch Publishing</a> for Sir Chase's writing.</p>
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Gluten Free Jesus Tattoos
<p>Sir Chase gives an infuriating update on the recent school shooting in Florida and the cowardice of several people at scene. Then he talks about the state of his penis in this sudden Southern California winter weather and his hatred of heaters. Finally, he gets annoyed by young liberals, bad Jesus tattoos, and gluten free toothpaste. </p> <p>Check out <a title="Knight Watch Publishing" href="http://www.knightwatchpublishing.com" target="_blank">Knight Watch Publishing</a> for Sir Chase's writing and such.</p>
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Toxic Masculinity and Shotgun Poops
<p>Sir Chase discusses the recent school shooting in Florida and the willingness of many Americans to be victims these days. Marilyn Manson is his next topic as he dishes on some harassment claims that have come out against the legendary rocker (and how stupid they are). Then he talks about a disgusting baby experience he recently had, and a weird bathroom encounter at a Mexican restaurant. Finally, he discusses support animals, supposed toxic masculinity, and grown ass men listening to Limp Bizkit.</p> <p>If you like the show, leave a review and tell a friend.</p> <p>Check out <a title="Knight Watch Publishing" href="http://www.knightwatchpublishing.com" target="_blank">Knight Watch Publishing</a></p>
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The Master Scheme of Cock Block Children
<p>Sir Chase discusses his department trying to catch him dirty by utilizing a weird fat Korean man. Then he talks about the shithole that is 29 Palms and the tragic sex lives of new parents (complete with cock block daughters). He gives his two (or more) cents on the anti-military rant of a Southern California teacher, and ponders a yoga breastfeeding video that he found on Facebook. Finally, he wonders what you're supposed to call African American people in England.</p> <p>Check out <a title="Knight Watch Publishing" href="http://www.knightwatchpublishing.com" target="_blank">Knight Watch Publishing</a> for Sir Chase's writing and merchandise.</p>
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Disneyland is Full of Yoshinoya Foreskin Bowls
<p>On this week's episode, Sir Chase talks about his daughter's first trip to Disneyland, annoying foreigners, and "in the way" people. Then he discusses "comedian" Monique's ridiculous claim against Netflix, and the dark secrets of Yoshinoya. Finally, he discusses shithole places, hilarious vigilantism, and the prosecution of Nergal of the band Behemoth.</p> <p>Check out <a title="Knight Watch Publishing" href="http://www.knightwatchpublishing.com">Knight Watch Publishing</a> for Sir Chase's merchandise.</p>
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Doc McStuffins is a Quack
<p>It's the first episode of 2018! Sir Chase discusses the dismal outlook of millenials who say that 2017 sucked. He follows this onslaught of positivity by talking about his expertise in stepping in shit on a regular basis, as well as a perfectly wiener-level mirror in the movie theater bathroom. Finally, he discloses his theories on why Doc McStuffins is not a real doctor and how the world of Mickey Mouse is a sinister place.</p> <p>Check out his books and writings at <a title="Knight Watch Publishing" href="http://www.knightwatchpublishing.com">Knight Watch Publishing</a></p>
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Space X Launches a Turd and Issa Classic
<p>Sir Chase is back, and his daughter is pooping on his lap. He talks the recent launch by Space X and the brief moments chaos that ensued as everyone tried to figure out how long it would be before people's butts started getting diddled. Then he discusses his hatred for Downtown Los Angeles and the rivalry between him and ice dispensers. He reflects briefly on the passing of Warrel Dane, and embarrasses his daughter by discussing her nasty feet. Finally, he finishes by ranting about purposefully uneducated people, a stupid BMW, and AMPM.</p> <p>Check out <a title="Knight Watch Publishing" href="http://www.knightwatchpublishing.com">Knight Watch Publishing</a> for Sir Chase's silly writing.</p>
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Phil Collins is Ghosting my Heart
<p>Sir Chase talks about the recent fires in Southern California and working twenty-five hours straight in a pair of silly goggles. Then he discusses his daughter's unhealthy obsession with tags and her need to put weird things in her mouth. He rants about the lack of humanity apparent in those who dislike Phil Collins, and the endlessly annoying nature of people who are offended by everything. Finally, he talks about "ghosting" and gives his five tips for sharing legitimate news stories on social media.</p> <p>Check out his writing on <a title="Knight Watch Publishing" href="http://www.knightwatchpublishing.com">Knight Watch Publishing</a></p>
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The Cowboys Ruin Thanksgiving
<p>Sir Chase sits down after a gluttonous Thanksgiving meal to talk about what the holiday means to him and the annoying guilt trips that social media clowns try to spread every holiday season. He talks about his dirty transient baby and her need to punch herself in the crotch, and he wallows in sadness over the Dallas Cowboys, who feel the need to ruin his life. Finally, he talks about a weird cold call he received, the latest pretend racism, and idiotic celebrations in the NFL.</p> <p>Leave a review and tell a friend.</p> <p>Check out <a title="Knight Watch Publishing" href="http://www.knightwatchpublishing.com">Knight Watch Publishing</a> for Sir Chase's books, as well as a new blog about the lost fifth member of the Beatles.</p>
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