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Three friends play Dungeons and Dragons. Ludvig, Igor and Yenwood embark on an epic quest, and mainly run away and hide like cowards.

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Season 09 - Episode 06 - Smoke and Mirrors
<p>There is a mystery, and only Locke and Key can solve it. And they are not the brightest in the room at the best of times. Once again thanks for all the nice messages and kind words on Twitter and Facebook, really makes doing the show worthwhile.</p> <p> </p> <p>As I mentioned before <a href="https://soundcloud.com/rbanigeradio/dan-minton">here is the podcast</a> I did reading my novel. If you have a second give it a quick listen. Let me know what you think. But be gentle if you hate it.</p> <p> </p> <p>Here is a link to the <a href="https://formalgamer.threadless.com/">new store at Threadless</a>. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don’t. You know it really is up to you.</p>
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Season 09 - Episode 05 - Hay Let’s Breakout
<p>So after a 5 month absence in recording we finally got back to Key and Locke, so if we forget the voices at any point we are sorry. So sorry. But there is exciting stuff going down, Key is stuck and Locke has found him. But how will he get his brother out of a castle full of guards so they can attack it together the next day? And what will they find on their way out?</p> <p> </p> <p>As I mentioned in the intro <a href="https://soundcloud.com/rbanigeradio/dan-minton">here is the podcast</a> I did reading my novel. If you have a second give it a quick listen. Let me know what you think. But be gentle if you hate it.</p> <p> </p> <p>Here is a link to the <a href="https://formalgamer.threadless.com/">new store at Threadless</a>. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don’t. You know it really is up to you.</p>
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Season 09 - Episode 04 - Hurt and Rescue
<p>Key is in trouble, and only Locke can help him out. How far will his brotherly love go? How will they maintain their stealthy mission when Key is notorious? Where is Galak? WHERE IS GALAK?</p> <p> </p> <p>As I mentioned in the intro <a href="https://soundcloud.com/rbanigeradio/dan-minton">here is the podcast</a> I did reading my novel. If you have a second give it a quick listen. Let me know what you think. But be gentle if you hate it.</p> <p> </p> <p>Here is a link to the <a href="https://formalgamer.threadless.com/">new store at Threadless</a>. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don’t. You know it really is up to you.</p>
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Season 09 - Episode 03 - The Key To Bad Decisions
<p>Today is the worst decision that the world has ever seen. And that is all I need to say.  Also Galak is here.</p> <p> </p> <p>Here is a link to the <a href="https://formalgamer.threadless.com/">new store at Threadless</a>. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don’t. You know it really is up to you. </p>
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Season 09 - Episode 02 - I Ain’t Easy Being Green
<p>Locke and Key are planning the most daring criminal escapade of all time. There are roast meats, a moat, an eagle, and some bonding over green skin. Can these two dysfunctional brothers avoid the attention of the law? Or will they make a complete hash of the whole thing?</p> <p>Let us know on the Facebook or Twitter what you think of the latest season.</p> <p> </p> <p>Here is a link to the <a href="https://formalgamer.threadless.com/">new store at Threadless</a>. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don’t. You know it really is up to you.</p>
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Season 09 - Episode 01 - Brother’s In Harms
<p>Welcome to Season 9 of the Formal Gamer.</p> <p> </p> <p>It is a prequel to the season 4 events in Seathwaite…but do not fret you don’t need to listen to Season 4 to understand this season. You’re fine. If you have their might be a couple of little easter eggs and hints for you.</p> <p> </p> <p>Check out the Facebook and Twitter for the amazing art work by the awesome Alice. I won’t say too much, I’ll let the podcast speak for itself.</p> <p> </p> <p>As always check out our Facebook, Twitter or website for more details.</p> <p> </p> <p>And most importantly…enjoy the season.</p>
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Dragonmeet 2017 Bonus Episode 3 Flight of the Pelican King
<p>We recorded these bonus episodes at this years Dragonmeet Convention. It’s just me and Bu.</p> <p>This is a bit weirder than the Dragonmeet episodes last year. Each situation starts the same and then gets progressively weirder. </p> <p>Enjoy your ride with the PELICAN KING!</p> <p>Each adventure involves another podcast this week, and you can find those shows below. Give them a go. They were great fun to record with.</p> <p><a href="http://www.penancerpg.libsyn.com/">Penance RPG Podcast</a></p> <p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-coriolis-effect/id1234470583?mt=2">The Coriolis Effect</a></p> <p><a href="http://wizardonthewynd.co.uk/">Wizards on the Wynd</a></p>
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Dragonmeet 2017 Bonus Episode 2 Reign of the Pelican King
<p>We recorded these bonus episodes at this years Dragonmeet Convention. It’s just me and Bu.</p> <p>This is a bit weirder than the Dragonmeet episodes last year. Each situation starts the same and then gets progressively weirder. </p> <p>Enjoy your ride with the PELICAN KING!</p> <p>There are three groups, and the first two had a lot of podcasters, so check out…</p> <p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XPWJKuDdJg&#38;index=1&#38;list=PL-nWpLTO7cyMOhVdCch9nPEBF761egCWy">Baylor’s Blade</a></p> <p><a href="https://demipia.podbean.com/">Demipia</a></p> <p><a href="https://ddrunkblokes.podbean.com/">Dem Drunk Blokes</a></p> <p><a href="https://soundcloud.com/crudely-drawn-swords">Crudely Drawn Swords</a></p> <p><a href="http://pocketmimic.com/">Pocket Mimic</a></p> <p><a href="https://soundcloud.com/user-374487099">Girls On Tour</a></p>
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Dragonmeet 2017 Bonus Episode 1 Meeting the King
<p>We recorded these bonus episodes at this years Dragonmeet Convention. It’s just me and Bu. Jules and Robin were too lazy to help this year. Lazy boys.</p> <p>This is a bit weirder than the Dragonmeet episodes last year. Each situation starts the same and then gets progressively weirder. </p> <p>There will be three weeks of these live shows, and then back into some more classic Formal Gamer action.  We had a great time at Dragonmeet recording this nonsense, and I hope you enjoy it as much as we did. </p> <p>There is an issue with the audio of the third section of this episode, but it only lasts a minute or so, and it’s essential to the episode. Apologies about that. The perils of live recording.</p> <p>There are three groups, and the first two had a lot of podcasters, so check out…</p> <p><a href="https://soundcloud.com/crudely-drawn-swords">Crudely Drawn Swords</a> </p> <p><a href="https://demipia.podbean.com/">Demipia</a></p> <p><a href=""></a></p>
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Season 08 - Episode 26 - Happy Gnoll-idays
<p>It is the season finale - finale. The second part of an epic conclusion. Methuzala, Bernum and Fickle are all over the place, and Arook is there too. </p> <p> </p> <p>Thank you for your support and kindness during this season. We have had more love on the Facebook and Twitter pages than ever before.</p> <p>We will be back next week with the first of the recordings we made at Dragonmeet. Which we hope you enjoy, it was a great day there.</p> <p> </p> <p>Here is a link to the <a href="https://formalgamer.threadless.com/">new store at Threadless</a>. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don’t. You know it really is up to you.</p> <p>We are also introducing a new player this season, Mira Manga. If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast. </p> <p>Also check out <a href="https://www.dragonmeet.co.uk/">Dragonmeet</a> for more details of where you can come and see us doing some live shenanigans.</p> <p>Map [...]</p>
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Season 08 - Episode 25 - A-Gnoll-Ment
<p>Welcome to the first of the epic finale of this season of the FORMAL GAMER PODCAST. I’m sorry I shouted, but it’s very exciting. Methuzala, Arook, Fickle and Bernum (and Tully) have summited the Kobold pyramid, and find themselves in the middle of an all out war. How will the fearsome foursome deal with this. And really the question we’re all asking is…will anyone betray anyone? Well there is only one way to find out…</p> <p> </p> <p>Here is a link to the <a href="https://formalgamer.threadless.com/">new store at Threadless</a>. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don’t. You know it really is up to you.</p> <p>We are also introducing a new player this season, Mira Manga. If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast. </p> <p>Also check out <a href="https://www.dragonmeet.co.uk/">Dragonmeet</a> for more details of where you can come and see us doing some live shenanigans. [...]</p>
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Season 08 - Episode 24 - Thrown Off The Ascent
<p>Things get a little bit vertical this week. Our four “heroes” have got to try and find the 3 remaining Moon Cracks, and escape a Kobold Pyramid, and avoid the war between Gnolls and Kobolds. So just another easy day at the office for these guys.</p> <p> </p> <p>Here is a link to the <a href="https://formalgamer.threadless.com/">new store at Threadless</a>. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don’t. You know it really is up to you.</p> <p>We are also introducing a new player this season, Mira Manga. If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast. </p> <p>Also check out <a href="https://www.dragonmeet.co.uk/">Dragonmeet</a> for more details of where you can come and see us doing some live shenanigans.</p> <p>Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com</p>
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Season 08 - Episode 23 - What’s the Moon Craic?
<p>We have Mirror Images, Moon Craics, Arook the Orc and much more nonsense. Will the Formal Gamer crew be able to deal with the Kobold’s at last?  Also they have a lot of Crystals to sort out. No one knows what they do, but they seem to be immensely powerful.</p> <p> </p> <p>Here is a link to the <a href="https://formalgamer.threadless.com/">new store at Threadless</a>. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don’t. You know it really is up to you.</p> <p>We are also introducing a new player this season, Mira Manga. If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast. </p> <p>Also check out <a href="https://www.dragonmeet.co.uk/">Dragonmeet</a> for more details of where you can come and see us doing some live shenanigans.</p> <p>Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com</p>
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Season 08 - Episode 22 - The Orc Au Pair
<p>So Aruk (played by the mecurial Robin) has decided to go off with the children that our “heroes” rescued from this Kobold temple. Obviously his aim is to keep these children safe, making sure that they are not left alone and out in the wilderness where anyone could capture them. He is essentially…and Orc Au Pair. </p> <p> </p> <p>Here is a link to the <a href="https://formalgamer.threadless.com/">new store at Threadless</a>. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don’t. You know it really is up to you.</p> <p>We are also introducing a new player this season, Mira Manga. If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast. </p> <p>Also check out <a href="https://www.dragonmeet.co.uk/">Dragonmeet</a> for more details of where you can come and see us doing some live shenanigans.</p> <p>Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com</p>
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Season 08 - Episode 21 - Blink And You’ll Miss It
<p>The heroes have got big decisions to make, and a BBEG to meet…also they’ve got to try and undermine the DM’s plans and make jokes about it.</p> <p>Here is a link to the <a href="https://formalgamer.threadless.com/">new store at Threadless</a>. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don’t. You know it really is up to you.</p> <p>We are also introducing a new player this season, Mira Manga. If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast. </p> <p>Also check out <a href="https://www.dragonmeet.co.uk/">Dragonmeet</a> for more details of where you can come and see us doing some live shenanigans.</p> <p>Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com</p>
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Season 08 - Episode 20 - Nursery Crimes
<p> </p> <p>A new crew has emerged. Well it’s the same crew and Aruk, but that’s exciting. Finally united in common purpose they are surely now going to put an end to all these Kobold shenanigans. I mean what are the chances that they immedieately fallout with each other and ruin the whole thing? Surely that can’t happen.</p> <p> </p> <p>Here is a link to the <a href="https://formalgamer.threadless.com/">new store at Threadless</a>. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don’t. You know it really is up to you.</p> <p>We are also introducing a new player this season, Mira Manga. If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast. </p> <p>Also check out <a href="https://www.dragonmeet.co.uk/">Dragonmeet</a> for more details of where you can come and see us doing some live shenanigans.</p> <p>Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com</p>
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Season 08 - Episode 19 - What Do Carpets Eat?
<p>So there is something afoot…Kobolds and Orcs are planning something awful. And our crew is planning to disrupt it…unfortunately there might be too many moving parts for any of their plans to work. Is there any way for these guys to enter this evil pyramid, that is filled with Kobolds and Orcs, and get out alive?</p> <p> </p> <p>We are also introducing a new player this season, Mira Manga. If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast. </p> <p>Also check out <a href="https://www.dragonmeet.co.uk/">Dragonmeet</a> for more details of where you can come and see us doing some live shenanigans.</p> <p>Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com</p>
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Season 08 - Episode 18 - Door-a The Explorer
<p>We open the door…who is behind the door? Well you can find out at the very start of this episode. Methuzala, Fickle and Bernum are finally getting on with the quest, so what could come and de-rail them now.</p> <p> </p> <p>We are also introducing a new player this season, Mira Manga. If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast. </p> <p>Also check out <a href="https://www.dragonmeet.co.uk/">Dragonmeet</a> for more details of where you can come and see us doing some live shenanigans.</p> <p>Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com</p>
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Season 08 - Episode 17 - Jabbering in the Hut
<p>There is some awkward unity this week. It’s tense, and weird, but that’s par for the course. The gang have come up with a plan, and by jove it might actually work. That’s if none of them ruin it. And what are the chances of one of these geniuses completely ruining a plan they spent ages arranging? </p> <p> </p> <p>We are also introducing a new player this season, Mira Manga. If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast. </p> <p>Also check out <a href="https://www.dragonmeet.co.uk/">Dragonmeet</a> for more details of where you can come and see us doing some live shenanigans.</p> <p>Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com</p>
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Season 08 - Episode 16 - Rage Against A Machine (fixed the ending)
<p>We all know the machines will one day rise against us. Luckily for humanity it’s saviors won’t be Fickle, Methuzala and Bernum. Because this week a machine gives them too much trouble…</p> <p>We are also introducing a new player this season, Mira Manga. If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast. </p> <p>Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com</p>
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Season 08 - Episode 15 - Get It Off My Chest
<p> </p> <p>This week the newly married couple have got to deal with the potentially explosive temper of Bernum. He needs to be treated with kid gloves, otherwise he is likely to go all punchy on people. And that doesn’t end well. Luckily something rocks up that is a pretty major distraction for the monks, and the rest of the party.</p> <p> </p> <p>That podcast I mentioned in the intro is <a href="https://letspalpodcasts.wordpress.com/">here</a>. It’s tough starting a show. So give them some love.</p> <p> </p> <p> We are also introducing a new player this season, Mira Manga.  If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pg/girlsontourpodcast/about/?ref=page_internal">Girls On Tour Podcast</a>.  </p> <div> </div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://" href="http://formalgamer.com/">FormalGamer.com </a></div>
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Season 08 - Episode 14 - Wedding Spells
<p>This weeks episode starts weird. Gets weirder. Then more normal for a bit. Then weird again. A classic story telling arc. I don’t want to ruin anything, but one of the players comes up with a great plan to protect themselves from danger. So good that no one else in the room knew what was going on. But it is undoubtedly brilliant.</p> <p> </p> <p>If you want to hear me and Jules playing Philosopher Thieves in a DnD podcast then check out the guys at Wizards on the Wynd. </p> <p><a href="http://wizardonthewynd.libsyn.com/iluna-and-the-thieves-part-1">Part 1</a></p> <p><a href="http://wizardonthewynd.libsyn.com/iluna-and-the-thieves-part-2">Part 2</a></p> <p> We are also introducing a new player this season, Mira Manga.  If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pg/girlsontourpodcast/about/?ref=page_internal">Girls On Tour Podcast</a>.  </p> <div> </div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://" href="ht%20%5B...%5D"></a></div>
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Season 08 - Episode 13 - Excrament Vestibule
<p>So there is a room of poo. And a load of Orcs. And some sort of temple. There is only one logical response to this. Hi-jinks. Let us get up to some classic Formal Gamer nonsense, with bad plans, bad rolls and bad guys.  </p> <p> </p> <p>Also if you want to hear me and Jules playing Philosopher Thieves in a DnD podcast then check out the guys at Wizards on the Wynd. </p> <p><a href="http://wizardonthewynd.libsyn.com/iluna-and-the-thieves-part-1">Part 1</a></p> <p><a href="http://wizardonthewynd.libsyn.com/iluna-and-the-thieves-part-2">Part 2</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Kai did a fantastic job DMing me and Jules at last years Dragonmeet, and you may remember his appearance on the show from the Squireks episode, where he played a gentleman Tabaxi.</p> <div> </div> <div>We are also introducing a new player, Mira Manga.  If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pg/girlsontourpodcast/about/?ref=page_internal">Girls On Tour [...]</a></div>
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Season 08 - Episode 12 - Hold Your Head High
<div>Fickle, Methuzala and Bernum are really reaching some new levels of darkness this week. Even for these three we are getting to some dark places. Hopefully the threat of their untimely demise will finally unite them against a common foe. Hopefully…</div> <div> </div> <div>We are also introducing a new player, Mira Manga.  If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pg/girlsontourpodcast/about/?ref=page_internal">Girls On Tour Podcast</a>.  </div> <div> </div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://" href="http://formalgamer.com/">FormalGamer.com </a></div> <div> <div> <div> </div> <div><a title="http://" href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553">Facebook</a> and <a title="http://" href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan">Twitter</a> if you want to contact us.</div> </div> </div>
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Season 08 - Episode 11 - Disguise These Guys
<div>This pyramid needs investigating. And the gang know just how to do that. They need to bicker, come up with convoluted plans and get distracted. Which is a relief because that’s all they are good for anyway. So lets see if Methuzala, Bernum and Fickle can hold it together for one more week.</div> <div> </div> <div>We are also introducing a new player, Mira Manga.  If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pg/girlsontourpodcast/about/?ref=page_internal">Girls On Tour Podcast</a>.  </div> <div> </div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://" href="http://formalgamer.com/">FormalGamer.com </a></div> <div> <div> <div> </div> <div><a title="http://" href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553">Facebook</a> and <a title="http://" href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan">Twitter</a> if you want to contact us.</div> </div> </div>
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Season 08 - Episode 10 - Pyramiddle of the Action
<div>How dare Kobolds try and catch butterflies…we’ll teach them a real lesson. And then we’ll see what the hell is going on with this pyramid…There is a lot of intrigue, and maybe our players can stop trying to backbite each other just for a moment and investigate it.</div> <div> </div> <div>We are also introducing a new player, Mira Manga.  If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pg/girlsontourpodcast/about/?ref=page_internal">Girls On Tour Podcast</a>.  </div> <div> </div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://" href="http://formalgamer.com/">FormalGamer.com </a></div> <div> <div> <div> </div> <div><a title="http://" href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553">Facebook</a> and <a title="http://" href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan">Twitter</a> if you want to contact us.</div> </div> </div>
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Season 08 - Episode 09 - They Keep Buggin Me
<div>The guys are getting weird. There’s a gnoll situation in the background that no-one is really wanting to talk about.  There’s a blue light that no-one wants to go near. And then there are the bugs…</div> <div> </div> <div>We are also introducing a new player, Mira Manga.  If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pg/girlsontourpodcast/about/?ref=page_internal">Girls On Tour Podcast</a>.  </div> <div> </div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://" href="http://formalgamer.com/">FormalGamer.com </a></div> <div> <div> <div> </div> <div><a title="http://" href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553">Facebook</a> and <a title="http://" href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan">Twitter</a> if you want to contact us.</div> </div> </div>
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Season 08 - Episode 08 - The First Gnoll
<div>Edmonds. Gallagher. Coward.  We’re meeting some Gnolls. And it is getting tense. If Gnolls are famed for being tricky, manipulative and vicious then they are in for a shock when they meet this bunch of reprobates.</div> <div> </div> <div>We are also introducing a new player, Mira Manga.  If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pg/girlsontourpodcast/about/?ref=page_internal">Girls On Tour Podcast</a>.  </div> <div> </div> <div>  </div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://" href="http://formalgamer.com/">FormalGamer.com </a></div> <div> <div> <div> </div> <div><a title="http://" href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553">Facebook</a> and <a title="http://" href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan">Twitter</a> if you want to contact us.</div> </div> </div>
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Season 08 - Episode 07 - Go Darling
<div>So things are getting awkward.  People are very distrusting of each other in the group. Both characters and players.  And it is making for a brilliant atmosphere of back biting and back stabbing.  And maybe some enemy stabbing if it comes to it.  You never know.</div> <div> </div> <div>We are also introducing a new player, Mira Manga.  If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pg/girlsontourpodcast/about/?ref=page_internal">Girls On Tour Podcast</a>.  </div> <div> </div> <div>  </div> <div>If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://" href="http://formalgamer.com/">FormalGamer.com </a></div> <div> <div> <div> </div> <div><a title="http://" href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553">Facebook</a> and <a title="http://"></a></div></div></div>
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Season 08 - Episode 06 - A Magnum For Magnum
<div>So hoping that the world hasn’t imploded while I’ve been away this week you get some good old fashioned inter-party mayhem and an old friend returns from the darkness.  It has been too long.</div> <div> </div> <div>We are also introducing a new player, Mira Manga.  If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pg/girlsontourpodcast/about/?ref=page_internal">Girls On Tour Podcast</a>.  </div> <div> </div> <div>  </div> <div>If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://" href="http://formalgamer.com/">FormalGamer.com </a></div> <div> <div> <div> </div> <div><a title="http://" href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553">Facebook</a> and <a title="http://" href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan">Twitter</a> if you want to [...]</div></div></div>
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Season 08 - Episode 05 - The Cake Is A Lie
<p>There is cake this week.  A lovely slice of cake. And a terrifying elderly woman.  But cake.  So will Bernum, Methuzala and Fickle be able to hold it all together in order to get themselves a piece? Or will the fragile peace between them be broken completely.</p> <p> </p> <div>We are also introducing a new player, Mira Manga.  If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pg/girlsontourpodcast/about/?ref=page_internal">Girls On Tour Podcast</a>.  </div> <div> </div> <div>  </div> <div>If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://" href="http://formalgamer.com/">FormalGamer.com </a></div> <div> <div> <div> </div> <div><a title="http://" href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553">Facebook</a> and <a title="http://"></a></div></div></div>
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Season 08 - Episode 04 - To Koboldly Go
<p>Bernum caught a Kobold. Like actually caught him. In midflight. So what the hell is going to happen there? And how will Methuzala and Fickle help fight off these cunning creatures and their mighty Orc master? And what is going on? Maybe they should just run away from the whole campaign, just to see how the DM reacts.</p> <p> </p> <div>Here is the link for the <a href="https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/7NBZ8DQ">Formal Gamer Survey</a>. Vote for what you want to hear next season.</div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div>We are also introducing a new player, Mira Manga.  If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pg/girlsontourpodcast/about/?ref=page_internal">Girls On Tour Podcast</a>.  </div> <div> </div> <div>  </div> <div>If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://"></a></div>
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Season 08 - Episode 03 - Kobold Catching And Halfinging
<div>Bernum, Fickle and Methuzala are trying to hide, but they are not exactly masters of subtlety. Will they be able to escape this Dragonborn town without losing their lives…or their lifeforce?  And what about the Great Orc they spotted earlier, where is that beast now?</div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div>Here is the link for the <a href="https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/7NBZ8DQ">Formal Gamer Survey</a>. Vote for what you want to hear next season.</div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div>We are also introducing a new player, Mira Manga.  If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pg/girlsontourpodcast/about/?ref=page_internal">Girls On Tour Podcast</a>.  </div> <div> </div> <div>  </div> <div>If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://" href=""></a></div>
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Season 08 - Episode 02 - Fleedom
<div> </div> <p>Our heroes are still pretty much stuck, and half concscious, at the start of this episode.  But things are about to go down, and get crazy quickly.  We’ll learn that when the going gets tough these guys get weird.  What did you expect?  Proper heroes doing heroic stuff?  That’s not the Formal Gamer, and you know it.</p> <p> </p> <div>We are also introducing a new player, Mira Manga.  If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pg/girlsontourpodcast/about/?ref=page_internal">Girls On Tour Podcast</a>.  </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div>If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://" href="http://formalgamer.com/">FormalGamer.com </a></div> <div> <div> <div> </div> <div><a title="http://" href="https://www.facebook.com/pag%20%5B...%5D"></a></div></div></div>
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Season 08 - Episode 01 - Laughing Stocks
<div>The start of Season 8.  There is no Robin.  He is actually gone.  For a bit.  He will be back.  He’s got a lot of stories to finish.  Which we will finish we promise.  </div> <div> </div> <div>So onto this episode you will meet Fickle the Bard, Bernum the Monk and Methuzala the mysterious.  And DM Bu will introduce you to the town of Dulasar, where strange forces are causing some serious chaos.</div> <div> </div> <div>We are also introducing a new player, Mira Manga.  If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pg/girlsontourpodcast/about/?ref=page_internal">Girls On Tour Podcast</a>.  </div> <div> </div> <div>Also here are the links for Arclands which I plugged in the intro.  Their <a href="https://www.wattpad.com/tags/arclands">Wattpad</a> and the <a href="http://arclands.wikia.com/wiki/Arclands_Wiki">Wikia</a>.  Check it out.</div> <div> </div> <div>If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you ca [...]</div>
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Season 07 - Episode 14 - The Gang Goes To An Inn
<p>The season seven finale…and things are getting intense  There’s a giant monster about to kill everyone.  And Dante may have ordered the monster to kill Soom-Ra.  And Grot is on his own.  And Soom-Ra is low on hitpoints.  And Bob is out there somewhere alone and confused.  How on earth will we wrap all this up in one episode.</p> <p> </p> <div>If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div>And we now have <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer">subreddit</a> as well for those <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://" href="http://formalgamer.com/">FormalGamer.com </a></div> <div> <div> </div> <div><a title="http://" href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553">Facebook</a> and <a title="http://" href="http%20%5B...%5D"></a></div></div></div>
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Season 07 - Episode 13 - Callycoo is Callycool
<div>Things are getting more than tense this week. The Callycoo is running amok amonst the villagers, and Grot, Dante and Soom-Ra must put their differences aside to deal with this.  Well not Grot so much.  Can Dante trust Soom-Ra.  Probably.  But can Soom-Ra trust Dante?  Now that is a much more complicated question.</div> <div> </div> <div>If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div>And we now have <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer">subreddit</a> as well for those <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://" href="http://formalgamer.com/">FormalGamer.com </a></div> <div> <div> </div> <div><a title="http://" href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553">Facebook</a> and <a title="http://" href="https://twitter.com/V%20%5B...%5D"></a></div></div></div>
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Season 07 - Episode 13 - Vryloka Motion
<div>Dante, Grot and Soom-Ra are in some trouble.  And not exactly united as a team right now.  There have been some interesting division develop.  Will they be able to hold it together as they clash with the great Vryloka, Mikola of Herlev?  Or will they fall into petty squabbles and back biting.</div> <div> </div> <div>If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div>And we now have <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer">subreddit</a> as well for those <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://" href="http://formalgamer.com/">FormalGamer.com </a></div> <div> <div> </div> <div><a title="http://" href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553">Facebook</a> and <a title="http://" href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan">Twitter</a>[...]</div></div></div>
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Season 07 - Episode 12 - Searching For Secrets
<p>There is a big secret in this weeks episode.  You listeners can all hear it.  But if you see Dante and Soom-Ra trying to listen to the podcast you have my permission to rip of their headphones, and roll some initiative on them.  That is the DM’s promise.</p> <p> </p> <div>If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div>And we now have <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer">subreddit</a> as well for those <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://" href="http://formalgamer.com/">FormalGamer.com </a></div> <div> <div> </div> <div><a title="http://" href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553">Facebook</a> and <a title="http://" href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan">Twitter</a> if you want to contact us.</div> </div> [...]</div>
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Season 07 - Episode 11 - Cigar Regret
<div>What evil operations will Grot, Dante and Soom-Ra discover in this week’s episode?  A room where fairies wings are pulled off?  A machine to squelch up Puppies into Puppyade for youngsters to drink?  A d20 that never rolls above a 15?  Who knows?  Well you will after you listen.  Obviously.</div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div>If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div>And we now have <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer">subreddit</a> as well for those <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://" href="http://formalgamer.com/">FormalGamer.com </a></div> <div> <div> </div> <div><a title="http://" href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553">Facebook</a> and <a title="http://" href="https://twitter.com/Vic%20%5B...%5D"></a></div></div></div>
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Season 07 - Episode 10 - Vats All Folks
<p>After meeting King Uxhe and working out some sort of deal (and getting some presents) Dante, Grot and Soom Ra need to get onto Mikola’s tail again.  Will they discover what dastardly dealings he does under his plantation?  </p> <p> </p> <div>If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div>And we now have <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer">subreddit</a> as well for those <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://" href="http://formalgamer.com/">FormalGamer.com </a></div> <div> <div> </div> <div><a title="http://" href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553">Facebook</a> and <a title="http://" href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan">Twitter</a> if you want to contact us.</div> </div> </div>
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Season 07 - Episode 09 - Going Underground
<div>When Grot and Soom-Ra stumbled in the kingdom of the Duergar they probably didn’t know what they were getting themselves into.  And how will Dante cope?  No darkvision.  No weapons.  No friends.  Surely nothing can go wrong.</div> <div> </div> <div>If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div>And we now have <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer">subreddit</a> as well for those <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://" href="http://formalgamer.com/">FormalGamer.com </a></div> <div> <div> </div> <div><a title="http://" href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553">Facebook</a> and <a title="http://" href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan">Twitter</a> if you want to contact us.</div> </div> </div>
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Season 07 - Episode 08 - Voice At The Door
<div>Have you ever wanted to hear a podcast based around a great door?  No!  Well you’re about to.  It’s the best door based episode we have ever recorded.  This is a great door.  The greatest door?  Maybe.  That’s not for me to say.</div> <div> </div> <div>If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div>And we now have <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer">subreddit</a> as well for those <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://" href="http://formalgamer.com/">FormalGamer.com </a></div> <div> <div> </div> <div><a title="http://" href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553">Facebook</a> and <a title="http://" href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan">Twitter</a> if you want to contact us.</div> </div> &#60; [...]</div>
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Season 07 - Episode 07 - Friends Reunited
<div>The first rule of DnD is never split the party…we have broken that rule.  This episode we get the party back together.  Thank Bahamut.  Once the three heroes/villains are reunited what chaos will the create in the caverns?</div> <div> </div> <div>If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div>And we now have <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer">subreddit</a> as well for those <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://" href="http://formalgamer.com/">FormalGamer.com </a></div> <div> <div> </div> <div><a title="http://" href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553">Facebook</a> and <a title="http://" href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan">Twitter</a> if you want to contact us.</div> </div> </div>
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Season 07 - Episode 06 - Miner Inconvenience
<div>After Grot’s heroics last week we’ll see how Soom-Ra and Dante deal with the barbaric dwarf and half-orc miners who have been sent to track them down.  Will they be able to deal with them and find out why these workers have gone so crazy.</div> <div> </div> <div>If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div>And we now have <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer">subreddit</a> as well for those <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://" href="http://formalgamer.com/">FormalGamer.com </a></div> <div> <div> </div> <div><a title="http://" href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553">Facebook</a> and <a title="http://" href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan">Twitter</a> if you want to contact us.</div> </div> [...]</div>
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Season 07 - Episode 05 - Be Mine
<div>Grot, Dante and Soom-Ra are heading up the mountain.  What dangers will they face?  The danger of their own incompotence, mainly.</div> <div> </div> <div>If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div>And we now have <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer">subreddit</a> as well for those <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://" href="http://formalgamer.com/">FormalGamer.com </a></div> <div> <div> </div> <div><a title="http://" href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553">Facebook</a> and <a title="http://" href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan">Twitter</a> if you want to contact us.</div> </div> </div>
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Season 07 - Episode 04 - No Forest For The Wicked
<div>Indecisions indecisions.  Grot, Dante and Sot Rue are going to try to make an actual plan of action.  And you get to listen to it go exactly as they plan.  With no annoying of the locals, antagonising each other, or generally causing chaos…</div> <div> </div> <div>If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div>And we now have <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer">subreddit</a> as well for those <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://" href="http://formalgamer.com/">FormalGamer.com </a></div> <div> <div> </div> <div><a title="http://" href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553">Facebook</a> and <a title="http://" href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan">Twitter</a> if you want to contact us.</div> </div> </div>[...]
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Season 07 - Episode 03 - Raven Mad
<div>Soom-Ra, Dante and Grot are in full on detective mode trying to find what darkness taints the plantation in Herlev.  Will they have the social skills to get the answers they want?  Or will they just make enemies everywhere they go?</div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div>If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div>And we now have <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer">subreddit</a> as well for those <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://" href="http://formalgamer.com/">FormalGamer.com </a></div> <div> <div> </div> <div><a title="http://" href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553">Facebook</a> and <a title="http://" href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan">Twitter</a> if you want to contact us.</div> </div> </div>
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Season 07 - Episode 02 - A Bunch of Doorks
<p> </p> <div>Grot, Dante and Soom-ra are on the trail of cursed Vrylokas…but first they have to get some simple logistics out the way.  And if there is anything that trips up a DnD quest better than a beholder in the bathroom it is organising the party to get stuff done without being run out of town…</div> <div> </div> <div>If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div>And we now have <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer">subreddit</a> as well for those <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://" href="http://formalgamer.com/">FormalGamer.com </a></div> <div> <div> </div> <div><a title="http://" href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553">Facebook</a> and <a title="http://" href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySw%20%5B...%5D"></a></div></div></div>
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Season 07 - Episode 01 - Plantation Planning
<p>We return to the dark adventures of Grot and Dante.  With their list of Vryloka they are going to track down the foul creatures and exact their vengeance.  But Dante must be careful.  His dark soul and lust for flesh are going to attract attention.  Will they be able to uncover what secret lies behind the Plantation?</p> <p> </p> <div>If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div>And we now have <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer">subreddit</a> as well for those <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://" href="http://formalgamer.com/">FormalGamer.com </a></div> <div> <div> </div> <div><a title="http://" href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553">Facebook</a> and <a title="http://" href="https://twitter.com/Vicero%20%5B...%5D"></a></div></div></div>
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Dragonmeet Bonus - Episode 6 - Wizards on the Wynd
<div>Our final bonus episode.  Next week we drop into Season 7.  So something special this week.  Kai and Kayla from <a href="https://wizardonthewynd.com/">Wizard on the Wynd</a>.  They have been great supporters of the show, and knowing the show well they were fantastic guests.  I wrote a one shot campaign specially for them, they brought some really interesting characters and Jules turned up his Thorodin to 11.  </div> <div> </div> <div>Enjoy the squirelly action.</div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div>If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div>And we now have <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer">subreddit</a> as well for those <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://" href="http://formalgamer.com/">FormalGamer.com </a></div> <div> <div> </div> &#60; [...]</div></div>
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Dragonmeet Bonus - Episode 5 - Critical Twits
<div>This week we hook up with the guys from The Critical Twits, you can check out their stuff on <a href="https://soundcloud.com/criticaltwits">Soundcloud</a> and on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBUQ1hqKCFruDCWQjTJzhAg">Youtube</a>.  They were great fun to play with, and had a most ingenious use of ham.  How will Javor and Thorodin cope with ham being used in such a bizarre manner.</div> <div> </div> <div>If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div>And we now have <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer">subreddit</a> as well for those <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://" href="http://formalgamer.com/">FormalGamer.com </a></div> <div> <div> </div> <div><a title="http://" href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657%20%5B...%5D"></a></div></div></div>
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Dragonmeet Bonus - Episode 4 - The Rusty Quill
<div>This week we hook up with Anil and Simon from the Rusty Quill.  You can check out their adventures over at <a href="http://rustyquill.com/">RustyQuill.com</a>. How will they cope with Javor and Thorodin in the basement of confusion. </div> <div> </div> <div>If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div>And we now have <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer">subreddit</a> as well for those <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://" href="http://formalgamer.com/">FormalGamer.com </a></div> <div> <div> </div> <div><a title="http://" href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553">Facebook</a> and <a title="http://" href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan">Twitter</a> if you want to contact us.</div> </div> </div>
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Dragonmeet Bonus - Episode 3 - Andy and Neil
<div>Another great adventure with Javor and Thorodin.  How exciting for everyone.  Thanks to Andy and Neil from the Shoreditch Roleplayers.</div> <div> </div> <div>If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div>And we now have <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer">subreddit</a> as well for those <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div> <div>Maps and art at the <a title="http://" href="http://formalgamer.com/">FormalGamer.com </a></div> <div> <div> </div> <div> <a title="http://" href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553">Facebook</a> and <a title="http://" href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan">Twitter</a> if you want to contact us.</div> </div> </div>
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Dragonmeet Bonus - Episode 2 - Mira And Raven
<div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;">So after last weeks return of Javor and Thorodin we drop back into their scenario again.  This week Mira joins us at Dragonmeet to see if she can work out what the hell is going on and escape their nonsense.  Will Javor be acting rationally?  Will Thorodin be softly spoken?  Will Alistair be a bear?  All these questions, and only one way to find an answer.  By listenening to the episode. </div> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;"> </div> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;"> </div> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href=""></a></div>
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Dragonmeet Bonus - Episode 1 - Johnny and Ungar
<p>So with Robin regularly absconding we recorded some bonus material in December at Dragonmeet.  If you’ve listended to Season 3 there might be a little surprise for you in the next few weeks.</p> <p>Each of these episodes has the same concept.  The player creates a simple character and everyone on the day got a similar scenario.  With Tooting for everyone…</p> <p> </p> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;">And we now have <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer">subreddit</a> as well for those <a style="color:#212124;text-decoration:none;" title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/">reddi [...]</a></div>
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Season 06 - Episode 24 - Can’t Get That Song Out My Head
<p>The season Finale.  On a cliff.  With a troll.  And some farm animals.  And Gorrus, Farven and Sot Rue in all sorts of trouble.  How will this all come to a head?  What chaos have we wrought upon ourselves.</p> <p> </p> <p>Also check out <a href="https://wizardonthewynd.com/">Wizards on the Wynd</a>, who we will be doing some crossover episodes with in the near future.</p> <p> </p> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;">And we now have <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer">subreddit</a> as well for those <a style="color:#212124;text-decoration:none;" title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/"> [...]</a></div>
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Season 06 - Episode 23 - Are We Being Trolled?
<p>Things are getting tense this week.  The lads exist the town and start to track the missing villagers.  Creepy music would be appropriate.  Will Farven be courageous?  Will Sot Rue understand?  Will Gorrus cope?</p> <p> </p> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;">And we now have <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer">subreddit</a> as well for those <a style="color:#212124;text-decoration:none;" title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;"> <div></div></div>
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Season 06 - Episode 22 - Deaf, Drunk and Blind
<div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;">Back to the bar in the abandoned town.  It’s creepy and weird, and the only people who might help are a confused deaf man and an incredibly drunk orc.  Time for some interrogation….</div> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;"> </div> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;"> </div> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;">And we now have [...]</div>
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Season 06 - Episode 21 - Falling On Deaf Ears
<p>So after last weeks super special episode we find ourselves in a pub for a lock in…Also all the villagers have disappeared so there is that to deal with.</p> <p> </p> <p>Thank you every one for your patience.  And Formal Abu for rescuing us last week.</p> <p> </p> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;">And we now have <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer">subreddit</a> as well for those <a style="color:#212124;text-decoration:none;" title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;"></div>
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Season 06 - Episode 20 - Essays of Note(s)
<p>We lost the Christmas presents and are still sorry. This episode we listen to one of the University of Eolas’s examination tutors reading through the Gorrus, Sot Rue and Farvin’s notes from the ill fated recording of Episode 20.</p> <p> </p> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;">And we now have <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer">subreddit</a> as well for those <a style="color:#212124;text-decoration:none;" title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;"></div>
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Season 06 - Episode 19.5 - A Christmas Apology
<p>I have ruined Christmas.  I have not got an episode.  And I have destroyed episode 20.  I have a plan to save it, but it is not a great plan as I am stupid.  Pour all your scorn upon my head for my idiocy.  </p> <p> </p> <p>Have a very Merry Christmas and we will be back with a solution next week.</p>
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Season 06 - Episode 19 - Never Trust A Rat
<div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;">This episode involves some of the greatest hunting ever recorded.  Gorrus, Sot Rue and Farven take on nature.  Surely these three will just get it done.  They won’t make mistakes.  Get lost.  Or almost ruin everything at every turn.  Surely not.</div> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;"> </div> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;">And we now have <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer">subreddit</a>[...]</div>
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Season 06 - Episode 18 - Subtle Sleuth
<p>Thanks to everyone we met at Dragonmeet last week.  An incredibly fun and productive day for us.  And now Gorrus, Sot Rue and Farvan have to get on with some DnD investigation.</p> <p> </p> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;">And we now have <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer">subreddit</a> as well for those <a style="color:#212124;text-decoration:none;" title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;"> <div style="line-height:19.6px;">Maps and a [...]</div></div>
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Season 06 - Episode 17 - Expeditious Execution
<p>All furred up and ready to go.  What could get in the way of our hapless heroes now?  An owlbear?  A giant centipede?  Bandits?  All the excitement you must be feeling can only be answered by listening.  </p> <p> </p> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;">And we now have <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer">subreddit</a> as well for those <a style="color:#212124;text-decoration:none;" title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;"> <div></div></div>
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Season 06 - Episode 16 - Fur Fur Furious
<div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;">We left you on a cliff hanger last week.  So with Bravinae furious, Gorrus dancing, Farvan making people sick, and Sot Rue going crazy up a ladder we have some situations to resolve.  And resolve them we shall.</div> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;"> </div> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;">And we now have <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer">subreddit</a> as well for those <a></a></div>
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Season 06 - Episode 15 - 10 Gallons of Interogation
<p>So when you need to interrogate some prisoners you play good cop - bad cop.  When The Formal Gamer interrogate some prisoners they play gross frog - confusing warforged - annoying elf.  But damnit we get results.  Sort of.  In a fashion.  </p> <p> </p> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;">And we now have <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer">subreddit</a> as well for those <a style="color:#212124;text-decoration:none;" title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;"></div>
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Season 06 - Episode 14 - Laugh Your Head Off
<p>Now as monstrous level 2 characters Gorrus, Farven and Sot Rue are setting out with a new kickass intention.  Who could possibly stop them?  And there is a lot of horse chat.</p> <p> </p> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a title="" href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;">And we now have <a title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer">subreddit</a> as well for those <a style="color:#212124;text-decoration:none;" title="" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div style="color:#888888;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:#ffffff;"> <div style="line-height:19.6px;">Maps and art [...]</div></div>
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Season 06 - Episode 13 - Dignified Exit
<p>Can Gorrus, Sot Rue and Farven finally get on with their quest?  Or will they be eternally distracted by nonsense?  It’s finally at the crunch, can they leave town?  </p> <div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title=""> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">And we now have <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer" title="">subreddit</a> as well for those <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;"></div></div>
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Season 06 - Episode 12 - Stone Balls
<p>We are now loving our new microphones, so we dedicate some time to actually achieving our mission.  Sort of.  We get a bit distracted, but that’s the whole point isn’t it?</p> <div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title=""> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">And we now have <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer" title="">subreddit</a> as well for those <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;"></div></div>
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Season 06 - Episode 11 - The Rock Roc
<p>We come across the Rock Roc today…or is it the Roc Rock…Or is it Rock Rock.  You’ll have to listen to discover what nonsense goes on when Farven and Sot Rue go off together, without the calming influence of Gorrus. </p><div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title=""> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">And we now have <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer" title="">subreddit</a> as well for those <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;"></div></div>
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Season 06 - Episode 10 - Jobs To Do Lots Of Poo
<div>This episode there is a lot of poo.  Probably too much.  That is all that needs to be said.</div> <p> </p><div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title=""> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">And we now have <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer" title="">subreddit</a> as well for those <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"> <div style="line-height:19.6px;">Maps and art at the <a href="h%20%5B...%5D"></a></div></div></div>
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Season 06 - Episode 09 - I Can’t Bear It No More
<p>We have the dramatic conclusion to the wolf/bear battle.  And the results of what happened to Farvan’s nuts when he fell on that tree branch.  Could this get any more exciting?  Yes, but this will have to do for now. </p><div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title=""> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">And we now have <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer" title="">subreddit</a> as well for those <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;"></div></div>
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Season 06 - Episode 08 - Engulfed in Wolf
<p>The fight between Man and Wolf is as old as time itself.  The fight between Eladrin, Bullywug and Warforged vs Wolves is probably not so ancient, but just as epic.   </p><div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title=""> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">And we now have <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer" title="">subreddit</a> as well for those <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"> &#60; [...]</div></div>
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Season 06 - Episode 07 - Keep The Wolf From The Cart
<p><font face="Arial, Verdana"><span style="font-size:13.3333px;">This is a very animal based episode, and tese animals start to pose a moral question for Sot Rue.  Have Gorrus and Farven prepared him for such conundrums?</span></font> <br style="font-size:13.3333px;" /><br style="font-size:13.3333px;" /></p><div style="font-family:Arial, Verdana;font-size:13.3333px;font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;"> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title=""> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">And we now have <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer" title="">subreddit</a> as well for those <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/" title=""></a></div></div>
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Season 06 - Episode 06 - A Song Of Rock and Frog
<p>We sing this week.  I won’t say who, but there is a duet, and it is beautiful.  There are also events, moments and shenanigans, but that song is all that matters.</p> <div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title=""> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">And we now have <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer" title="">subreddit</a> as well for those <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;"></div></div>
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Season 06 - Episode 05 - Damn Vultures
<p>With Sot Rue becoming more articulate by the hour, and Gorrus and Farven trying to teach their monster as best they can, the group encounter a moral dilemma.  Is killing beasts the right thing to do?  Obviously Sot Rue has the best teachers for such a moment, and will make the informed decision. </p><div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title=""> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">And we now have <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer" title="">subreddit</a> as well for those <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div></div></div>
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Season 06 - Episode 04 - One Giant Leap For Bullywug Kind
<p>It is nighttime, and the gang decide to leave their child like Warforged on guard for the night, surely nothing can go wrong with this plan.  </p><div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title=""> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">And we now have <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer" title="">subreddit</a> as well for those <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"> <div></div></div></div>
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Season 06 - Episode 03 - One Small Step For Eladrin
<p>Finally, much to the DM’s relief, our student heroes are on their journey.  Horses, carts and the open road.  Nothing can go wrong at this point, surely? </p><div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">f you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title=""> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">And we now have <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer" title="">subreddit</a> as well for those <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"> <div></div></div></div>
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Season 06 - Episode 02 - New Boy At School
<p>Our party will be completed this week as we meet Robin’s character, and it is a doozy.  So will our group finally get on their heels and get on with their adventure?  Or will there be more time to waste with silly shenanigans?  I think you can guess. </p><div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">And we now have <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer" title="">subreddit</a> as well for those <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> &#60; [...]</div>
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Season 06 - Episode 01 - Learning The Ropes
<p>Welcome to Season 6 of the Formal Gamer Podcast.  We have new characters, new story and an old mic.  Apologies about that, the mic is on it’s last legs.  We will not use it for the next season, and that is a promise.  Mainly because I dropped it and killed it.  </p> <div>So look forward to the Eolas University and the students who will make up this adventure. <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">And we now have <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer" title="">subreddit</a> as well for those <a></a></div></div>
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Season 05 - Episode 12 - Greedy Guts
<p>The season draws to a close.  Grot and Dante have ruined a perfectly evil party, and they are left with one important guest left to talk to.  And they are going to be having a very serious conversation with him,</p> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;"> </a><a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title="">tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">And we now have <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer" title="">subreddit</a> as well for those <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;">redditors</a> amongst u [...]</div>
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Season 05 - Episode 11 - The Last Boat Outta Sohu
<p>The party has well and truly been ruined.  Can Dante discover any secrets before he leaves the mansion, or will the Vryloka escape before he has answers to the cause or his curse?  Will Grot get to kill anyone in a really bad-ass manner? </p><div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;"> </a><a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title="">tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">And we now have <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer" title="">subreddit</a> as well for those <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);"></a></div></div>
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Season 05 - Episode 10 - Prisoners And Minotaurs
<p>It’s all action as the fifth season of the Formal Gamer reaches a crescendo.  Prisoners are escaping, people are fighting and chaos reigns supreme.  Will Grot and Dante find any answers to their questions?  Probably not, they’ll just miss it all. </p><div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;"> </a><a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title="">tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">And we now have <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer" title="">subreddit</a> as well for those <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/" title=""></a></div></div>
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Season 05 - Episode 09 - Desjardine In The Garden
<p>It is kicking off in the mansion this week.  Grot has got some combat going, and it is about going to go down.  Lot’s of stabbing coming up. </p><div> <div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">And we now have <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer" title="">subreddit</a> as well for those <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;"></div></div></div>
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Season 05 - Episode 08 - Grot’s Secret Ingredient
<p>Grot is up to his sneaky no good, as always.  Dante is prancing around at a party.  It’s obviously another classic DnD adventure from the Formal Gamer.  And someone is stalking around following Grot, and that’s going to cause some chaos. </p><div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">And we now have <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer" title="">subreddit</a> as well for those <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div></div></div>
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Season 05 - Episode 07 - What is a Noblin?
<p>Grot and Dante have got themselves truly embedded into the Vryloka party.  While Grot skulks in the shadows and the puppeteer’s lair, Dante struts his stuff upstairs and tries not to give the game away completely. </p><div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">And we now have <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/formalgamer" title="">subreddit</a> as well for those <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;">redditors</a> amongst us.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);"></div></div>
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Season 05 - Episode 06 - The Grand Torture
<p>Hi guys..  I am an idiot.  If you’ve seen twitter or Facebook you’ll have spotted why.  The Episode is now done, the hard drive is back in my bag and we are on, so… </p><div>Grot and Dante are currently flitting around the Hotel Particuleur and seeing what information they can uncover about Vryloka society.  So far they have found disgusting, or delicious if you are Dante, food and a giant toilet.  What more could there possibly be in this house of horrors. <p>Check out <a href="http://Customdicebox.com" title="">Customdicebox.com</a> if you’re interested in the dice boxes I spoke about in the intro of the show.</p></div> <div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle [...]</div></div>
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Season 05 - Episode 05 - Circling The Drain
<p>Grot and Dante have gone their separate ways at the Vryloka party, and in doing so have gone very different routes.  Dante is enjoying all the luxuries a life of evil and decadence can offer.  Grot investigates a big toilet.  So that will be fun for both of them. </p><div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">And we now have <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;">subreddit</a> as well for those <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/" title=""></a></div></div>
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Season 05 - Episode 04 - Beg The Question
<p>Grot and Dante have got themselves into the manor house, but only Dante feels comfortable attending the party.  So while Grot skulks around in the darkness Dante heads upstairs to make some friends and ask some questions. </p><div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">And we now have <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;">subreddit</a> as well for those <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;">redditors</a> [...]</div></div>
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Season 05 - Episode 03 - Meat Puppet
<p>Grot and Dante make their way into the Hotel and start to see the evil inside, and they begin to try and unravel the mysteries that are inside.  Obviously they cause some chaos as well on the way.  If you’re not causing the chaos what is the point? </p><div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">And we now have <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;">subreddit</a> as well for those <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);"></a></div></div>
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Season 05 - Episode 02 - Blood Is Thicker In Slaughter
<p>So we are on our second episode and Dante and Grot are already in combat, our new streamlines combat…hopefully.   Will Dante and Grot be able to get through this campaign without fighting everyone they meet?  Who knows?  </p> <div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">And we now have <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;">subreddit</a> as well for those <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;">re [...]</a></div></div>
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Season 05 - Episode 01 - Dante Takes A Fence
<p>Dante and Grot are back, and this time it’s getting dark and evil.  The troubled twosome have decided to track down and investigate the evil cult known as The Vryloka, and with some thin leads to go on their journey leads them into the deepest parts of the Sohu Peninsula. </p><div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Apart from that…</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"></div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"> <div style="line-height:19.6px;">You can find all our stuff at <a href="http://formalgamer.com/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-size:13.3333px;">FormalGamer.com</a><span style="font-size:10pt;"> </span></div> <div></div></div></div>
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Season 04 - Episode 31 - Stained Glass and Kicking Ass
<p>And we come to a slightly premature finale, with Porcho being stuck in Brazil, or at least the player is, we have decided to wrap this season up temporarily, and this is the culmination of Part 1 of the adventures in Seathwaite.  But definitely Porcho, Honey and Titus will be back later.  This episode sees Titus embracing his new anger, and going crazy, and making some very poor life decisions.</p> <p> </p><div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">And we now have <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/" title="http://"></a></div></div>
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Season 04 - Episode 30 - A Damascus Moment
<div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">We have the return of Titus but this week no Porcho.  Some big announcements are coming soon, so like a chocolate covered halfling I’ll keep this short and sweet.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"></div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">And we now have <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Fo%20%5B...%5D"></a></div>
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Season 04 - Episode 29 - Insight Of The Finish
<p>With the death of Titus still hanging grimly in the air Porcho and Honey have been living the lives of action stars.  Explosions, tornadoes and kidnapping.  What more could they do?  Well this week they see if they can get their target from the bottom of the well they got him stuck in, and try to return him to the casino.  While Titus sits and listens to us.</p> <div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">And we now have <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FormalGamer/" title="http://">subreddit</a> as well for those <a></a></div></div>
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Season 04 - Episode 28 - The Confusing Extraction
<p>The terrible trio are down to the dreadful duo.  Titus is no more, he’s gone, he’s kaput, he has shuffled off this mortal coil, he is a dead cleric.  But the mission is not over, to be fair it’s not really begun, as Honey and Porcho still don’t really know what is going on.  But they think that they have a lead in the case of the mad bomber, Fuse, and they are going to try and extract him from this crazy cathedral, come hell or high water. </p><div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Apart from that…</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"></div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"> <div style="line-height:19.6px;">You can find all our stuf [...]</div></div></div>
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Season 04 - Episode 27 - Dice and Decisions
<p>We find Titus in a temple trying to keep his mind together, which is obviously one of the biggest challenges he’s had to face so far.  While Honey is in a bit of a pickle, and has got to try and not upset the group of monks taking her hostage, which is obviously one of the biggest challenges she’s had to face so far.  And then Porch has got to try and act like a normal person for at least 10 minutes, which <span style="font-size:13.3333px;">is obviously one of the biggest challenges he’s had to face so far.  So this episode proved a challenge to everyone, and not everyone managed to rise to that challenge.</span> </p><div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Apart from that…</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"></div> <div></div></div>
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Season 04 - Episode 26 - What you going to do with all that monk?
<p>All that monk inside your trunk.  With Porcho causing chaos inside the temple will Titus be able to cope all on his lonesome?  And what on earth is Honey Nightshade going to do when she is left to roam the city?  Will she just cause chaos?  It’s certainly a possibility. </p><div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"> <div style="line-height:19.6px;">Maps and art at the <a href="http://formalgamer.com/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-size:13.3333px;">FormalGamer.com</a><span style="font-size:10pt;"> </span>&#60; [...]</div></div></div>
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Season 04 - Episode 25 - Going In For A Kiss
<p>Full of energy and renewed hope the gang have a lead on where to find….THE FUSE!  And it’s going to take them into the heart of the religious group The Cleanse.  Can Honey, Titus and Porcho convince them that they truly are puritanical?  Surely not…. </p><div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;"> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"> <div style="line-height:19.6px;">Maps and art at the <a href="http://formalgamer.com/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-size:13.3333px;">FormalGamer.com</a><span style="font-size:10pt;"> </span></div> </div></div>
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Season 04 - Episode 24 - Light The Fuse
<p>Things are getting close to the igniting, danger lurks around every corner, and our three heroes are unaware of any of it.  Honey, Porcho and Titus must make good decisions and not say anything stupid.  So this is going to be the most difficult episode so far. </p><div>If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our<a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/formalgamer" title=""> tiny store</a> at Zazzle.</div> <div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;">Maps and art at the <a href="http://formalgamer.com/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-size:13.3333px;">FormalGamer.com</a><span style="font-size:10pt;"> </span></div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;"> <div></div> <div><span style="font-size:13.3333px;"> </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://"></a></div></div></div>
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Season 04 - Episode 23 - Honey Goes Dogging
<p>Honey Nightshade is going dogging, and if you don’t know what that means then you are a better person than I am (well done).  Honey has got herself into a ridiculous situation, and only a pack of hounds will help her out.  All the while Porcho and Titus try their hardest not to cause too much chaos. </p><div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Apart from that…</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"></div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"> <div style="line-height:19.6px;">You can find all our stuff at <a href="http://formalgamer.com/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-size:13.3333px;">FormalGamer.com</a><span></span></div></div></div>
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Season 04 - Episode 22 - The Gnome Mobile
<p>The bright lights, the gambling, the drinking…what could possibly go wrong when our three party crashers turn up at a mafia run casino seeking answers, and also looking for trouble?  Well it turns out there are plenty of distractions, and the group soon find themselves all over the place.  Idiots. </p><div><font face="Arial, Verdana" style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">As always if you go to </font><a href="http://formalgamer.com/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;line-height:19.6px;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">FormalGamer.com</a><font color="#888888" face="Open Sans, sans-serif" style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"><span style="line-height:19.6px;"> </span></font><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-size:10pt;"></span></div>
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Season 04 - Episode 21 - Bad House Guests
<p><font face="Arial, Verdana">Our troublesome threesome have caused all sorts of bother for the one man who was actually willing to help them.  Though for once it does seem like their behaviour might be, sort of, justified.  Even if they only ever do the right thing for the wrong reasons.  How could this possibly go wrong.</font></p> <div style="font-family:Arial, Verdana;line-height:normal;"></div> <div><font face="Arial, Verdana">As always if you go to </font><a href="http://formalgamer.com/" title="" style="font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;line-height:19.6px;color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-size:13.3333px;">FormalGamer.com</a><font color="#888888" face="Open Sans, sans-serif"><span style="line-height:19.6px;"> </span></font><span style="font-family:Arial, Verdana;line-height:normal;font-size:10pt;">you can find all our Art and Maps.  But if you just want to get in contact check out our </span><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans';"></span></div>
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Season 04 - Episode 20 - A Meeting At Midnight
<p>After a meeting of minds this week we have a late night rendezvous which changes the context of Torres’ mansion completely.  The fearsome threesome must now decide what to do with the offer they have been made, and how they can clear their names completely without getting into more trouble.</p> <div></div> <div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Apart from that…</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"></div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"> <div style="line-height:19.6px;">You can find all our stuff at <a href="http://formalgamer.com/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-size:13.3333px;">FormalGamer.com</a><span></span></div></div></div>
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Season 04 - Episode 19 - Snakes In The Grass
<p>A moments peace at last.  Porcho, Honey and Titus have some peace at last, and for some reason the only place they feel safe is in the creepy creepy house.  So as they learn more about their host Torres, and meet some special guests, we learn more about the whole mystery in Seathwaite. </p><div></div> <div> <div style="font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">You can find all our stuff at <a href="http://formalgamer.com/" title="" style="text-decoration:none;font-size:13.3333px;">FormalGamer.com</a><span style="font-size:10pt;"> </span></div> <div style="font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"> <div></div> <div><span style="font-size:13.3333px;">As always you can find us on </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://" style="text-decoration:none;font-size:13.3333px;">Facebook</a> and<span></span></div></div></div>
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Season 04 - Episode 18 - A Mysterious Benefactor
<p>Now that the group has a pet dog it seems that everything is set for a bright and sunny future.  Except for all the various people who are hunting them down in an attempt to throw them in jail or just slit their throats.  So it’s the same as before, but now with an aquatic dog.  So it is definitely better. </p><div></div> <div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Apart from that…</div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"></div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"> <div style="line-height:19.6px;">You can find all our stuff at <a href="http://formalgamer.com/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-size:13.3333px;">FormalGamer.com</a><span></span></div></div></div>
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Season 04 - Episode 17 - Doggy Paddle
<p>Boat Combat.  What an exciting moment.  We could have been wrestling pirates off the side of a three mast galleon, or shooting down river rapids trying to kill demon eagles, but no.  We are fighting on very slow moving barges, against yet another faction in the city of Seathwaite.  Just in case not everyone hated us.   </p><div></div> <div>Check out <span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">the </span><a href="http://pixelcentaur.podbean.com/" title="http://" style="font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Pixel</a><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"> </span><a href="http://pixelcentaur.podbean.com/" title="" style="font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;"></a></div>
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Season 04 - Episode 16 - Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones
<p>We are barging about causing some hassle this week, trying to get to some sort of sanctuary at last.  And of course such relaxing times as punting down a canal must come to an end, and unfortunately we get to see if Porcho, Honey and Titus have had any time to practice their diplomacy skills. </p><div></div> <div>When you’ve finished listening to this work of art then head over to our new show.</div> <div></div> <div><a href="http://pixelcentaur.podbean.com" title="">THE PIXEL CENTAUR</a></div> <div></div> <div>It’s our attempt to take over the arena of Video Games Podcasts as well as dominating the DnD market…well sort of.</div> <div></div> <div></div>
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Season 04 - Episode 15 - Up Poo Creek Without A Paddle
<p>FINALLY we are coming to an end of the interminable battle of the run down inn.  Porcho, Honey and Titus can move onto to a different part of their mission.  Trying to meet this leader of the Elves….Torres.  Will he be friend or foe?  Or will he try to be a friend and our intrepid adventurers will try and explode him? </p><div></div> <div>Exciting new Podcast fans.  We are launching a sister show to the Formal Gamer.  This one is about video games.  So if you want to hear us discuss gaming tropes, design our ideal game, and battle in video games quizes then next Tuesday we will launch the <a href="http://pixelcentaur.podbean.com" title="http://">Pixel</a> <a href="http://pixelcentaur.podbean.com" title="">Centaur</a>.</div> <div></div> <div>Apart from that…</div> <div></div> <div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">You can find all our stuff at <a href="/%20%5B...%5D"></a></div></div>
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Season 04 - Episode 14 - Inn Complete Chaos
<p>So we are still dealing with Titus’ complete meltdown, and things go from bad to worse to very confusing.  Especially as one of the part (Porcho) comes up with some bizarre plans to deal with this situation. Including one of the greatest bluff attempts of all time, you’ll know it when you hear it. </p><div></div> <div><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;line-height:19.6px;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">As always you can always you can find us on </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;line-height:19.6px;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Facebook</a><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;line-height:19.6px;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">, </span><a href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan"></a></div>
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Season 04 - Episode 13 - Titus’ Fiery Temper
<p>Titus, Porcho and Honey have got themselves into a bigger pickle than usual.  After Titus’ unexpectedly violent outburst last week they now have a group of city guards bearing down on them, which is literally the last thing that they want.  So what will our intrepid explorers do to get out of this situation? </p><div> <div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">You can find all our stuff at <a href="http://formalgamer.com/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-size:13.3333px;">FormalGamer.com</a><span style="font-size:10pt;"> </span></div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"> <div></div> <div><span style="font-size:13.3333px;">As always you can find us on </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553"></a></div></div></div></div>
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Season 04 - Episode 12 - I Have A Dream
<div></div> <div>Welcome to 2016 with a slightly late Formal Gamer Podcast.  Honey is ready for bed, but luckily rather than boring dreams about seeing your boss naked she has exciting dreams about the future of her adventures in Seathwaite.  While Porcho is being his usual mysterious self, Titus starts to have some sort of relapse…</div> <div></div> <div><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">As always you can find us on </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Facebook</a><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">, </span><a href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan" title="http://"></a></div>
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Season 04 - Episode 11 - No Room At The Inn
<p>Merry Day After Christmas, Honey, Porcho and Titus are looking for somewhere to lay their heads, and if only there was an Inn with some space.  Unfortunately Honey doesn’t giver birth to a blessed child, but they do find an interesting Inn, and have some trouble getting in as well. </p><div></div> <div></div>
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Season 04 - Episode 10 - You’ve Got To Pick a Pocket Or Two
<p>Our heroes seem to have some direction to move in now, and they are heading through the streets of Seathwaite looking for some Sanctuary, what they will find out on the mean streets is anyone’s guess.  Also Porcho put his clothes back on, that was for the best of all people. </p><div></div> <div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">You can find all our stuff at <a href="http://formalgamer.com/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-size:13.3333px;">FormalGamer.com</a><span style="font-size:10pt;"> </span></div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"> <div></div> <div><span style="font-size:13.3333px;">As always you can find us on </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://"></a></div></div></div>
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Season 04 - Episode 09 - Flipping Heck
<p>We ended last episode on one hell of a cliff hanger, Porcho had botched throwing a molotov cocktail… on top of a roof… surrounded by guards and rebels.  So what on earth could go wrong? </p><div></div> <div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">You can find all our stuff at <a href="http://formalgamer.com/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-size:13.3333px;">FormalGamer.com</a><span style="font-size:10pt;"> </span></div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"> <div></div> <div><span style="font-size:13.3333px;">As always you can find us on </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-size:13.3333px;">Facebook</a> and<span></span></div></div></div>
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Season 04 - Episode 08 - Trouble Brewing
<p>A little bit of peace at last, after crossing the pipe from Festival Island our heroes feel like they may have finally evaded the town guards.  Can Honey, Titus and Porcho get out of the city without causing chaos, death and destruction. </p><div></div> <div><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;line-height:19.6px;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">As always you can always you can find us on </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;line-height:19.6px;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Facebook</a><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;line-height:19.6px;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">, </span><a href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;"></a></div>
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Season 04 - Episode 07 - Just Say No To Fairy Dust
<p>Porcho, Honey and Titus are going to try and make a smooth getaway, this seems to be an easy thing to do.  Surely no ill can befall our party, they simply have to work together, not fall out over little issues, and not make any stupid mistakes.   </p><div></div> <div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">You can find all our stuff at <a href="http://formalgamer.com/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-size:13.3333px;">FormalGamer.com</a><span style="font-size:10pt;"> </span></div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"> <div></div> <div><span style="font-size:13.3333px;">As always you can find us on </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;"></a></div></div></div>
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Season 04 - Episode 06 - On The B Of Boom
<p>Well the last episode ended with one hell of a bang, and this one starts with some chaos and confusion, the pace was slow before but like a sprinter these guys have to get away on the B  of Boom.  Unfortunately they are hanging out with Porcho, who doesn’t know the meaning of the words “hurry” and <span style="font-size:13.3333px;">“emergency”.</span> </p><div><span style="font-size:13.3333px;"><br /></span></div> <div><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">As always you can find us on </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Facebook</a><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">, [...]</span></div>
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Season 04 - Episode 05 - When You Wish Upon A Magistar
<p>The competition is over, and Porcho and Titus have emerged as victors, even if Titus is a slightly smelly winner.  Where does this leave the irritating pixie Honey going to fit into this plan?  And what reward will Titus and Porch or receive?  Only you can find out…well you and anyone else who listens to this episode.  Or asks me in the street. </p><div></div> <div><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">As always you can find us on </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Facebook</a><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">, </span><a href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan" title="http://"></a></div>
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Season 04 - Episode 04 - Porcho Is Looking To Crowdsourcing
<p>The competition is afoot.  Who will win?  Porcho and Titus, the odd couple of laid back acrobat and stuck up cleric?  Or maybe Honey and some monk guy?  Tug-of-war or King of the Hill?  Trump or Clinton?  At least two of these questions are answered this week.  Also there is the threat of falling in poo, what an audio treat. </p><div></div> <div><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">As always you can find us on </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Facebook</a><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">, </span><a href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);"></a></div>
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Season 04 - Episode 03 - Tag Team Turmoil
<p>We are ready for some Tag Team action today…but with three players.  Which two will be the Legion of Doom, and who will be left like the gooseberry at the fun fruit party?  I have no idea why a gooseberry is always left out, probably because they’re so bitter.  This has become too fruit based.  So don’t worry the episode has Orcs, juggling and crazy action.   </p><div></div> <div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">You can find all our stuff at <a href="http://formalgamer.com/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-size:13.3333px;">FormalGamer.com</a><span style="font-size:10pt;"> </span></div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"> <div></div> <div><span style="font-size:13.3333px;">As always you can find us on </span><a href="htt%20%5B...%5D"></a></div></div></div>
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Season 04 Episode 02 - Porcho Is A Bit Groggy
<p style="margin:0px 0px 10px;line-height:1.6;color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Welcome to the 2nd episode of Season 4.  Our three “heroes” start their journey towards the festivals heart, to take part in the cities grand competition.  On the way they’ll take in the sights and sounds of the great city of Seathwaite.  And it is as always ridiculous and hilarious.</p> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">You can find all our stuff at <a href="http://formalgamer.com/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-size:13.3333px;">FormalGamer.com</a><span style="font-size:10pt;"> </span></div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"> <div></div> <div><span></span></div></div>
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Season 04 - Episode 01 - Let The Festivities Begin
<p>We’re back with Season 4.  Jules has taken over the reigns as DM and we have three new characters to meet today.  We’re introduced to our new setting, the city of Seathwaite, and we start to have a bit of a party.  Obviously dice are rolled, and chaos occurs.  </p><div>You can find all the new art on the <a href="http://formalgamer.com/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">FormalGamer.com</a><span style="font-size:10pt;"> </span></div> <div> <div></div> <div><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">As always you can find us on </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Fac [...]</a></div></div>
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Episode 100 - History, Geography and Jumping In
<p>So we have finally reached 100 episodes.  What an incredible way to spend the finite number of years we have on this planet.  This episode recounts the history of our world, the geography of our world, and finally we actually use our real names on the podcast.  Exciting.   </p><div></div> <div>Also this episode is the perfect jumping in point for new listeners.  We recount the story so far, and let people know what is the state of play as we head into our fourth season.</div> <div></div> <div>Enjoy, and Season 4 will start next week.</div>
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Season 3 - Episode 22b - Javor and Thorodin Bow Out
<p>This is it, the finale that everyone has been waiting for.  Javor and Thorodin are in the middle of a crazy battle, in a house surrounded by guards, and everyone thinks that they are the bad guys.  So this could go very wrong indeed.  This episode was part of an extremely long episode so we have split it in half, and thus this episode starts with little intro and we head straight into the action. </p><div></div> <div><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">As always you can find us on </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Facebook</a><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">, </span><a></a></div>
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Season 3 - Episode 22a - Kidnappers Caught Napping
<p>We got too excited, and this one session turned into a 2 1/2 hour epic.  So with some fancy editting, a lot of caffeine, and one very annoyed girlfriend I present PART 1 of the Formal Gamer Season 3 Finale.  Javor and Thorodin are holed up with their hostage, ready to deal out some punishment to those responsible….and it turns out that they are not nearly as smart as they thought they were.   </p><div></div> <div><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;line-height:19.6px;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">As always you can always you can find us on </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;line-height:19.6px;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Facebook</a><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;line-height:19.6px;"></span></div>
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Season 3 - Episode 21 - An Explosive Curtain Calls
<p>The penultimate episode of Season 3, and Javor and Thorodin finally enact their ridiculous plan.  Surely nothing can go wrong?  Javor just has to knock out an actor in a play, sort of seduce a duchess, and then him and Thorodin have to escape without being seen.  Surely this will work. </p><div></div> <div><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;line-height:19.6px;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Don’t forget you can always you can find us on </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;line-height:19.6px;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Facebook</a><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;line-height:19.6px;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">, </span><a href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan" title="http:/ [...]&#60;/div&#62;&#60;/body&#62;&#60;/html&#62;"></a></div>
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Season 3 - Episode 20 - Opening Night Nerves
<p>It’s the opening night of the play.  And Javor has to decide what’s more important, the play or the plan. While Thorodin has to try and keep things running along smoothly.  </p><div></div> <div><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;line-height:19.6px;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Don’t forget you can always you can find us on </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;line-height:19.6px;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Facebook</a><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;line-height:19.6px;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">, </span><a href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;"></a></div>
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Season 3 - Episode 19 - Rehearsal for Disaster
<p>Javor and Thorodin are getting dangerously close to actually achieving something.  They might actually be able to pull of this ridiculous scheme, if only they can get all the pieces to fall into place.  So with Javor’s silver tongue, and Thorodin’s….bear skills (I guess) they try to get this plan into some sort of order.  </p><div></div> <div><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;line-height:19.6px;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Don’t forget you can always you can find us on </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;line-height:19.6px;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Facebook</a><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;line-height:19.6px;font-size:13.3333px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">, </span> [...]</div>
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Season 3 - Episode 18 - Javor in the Box
<p>On this episode Javor gets in a box.  And he wont get out.  Why should he?  He has rights, doesn’t he?  Unfortunately the DM has to deal with this nonsense, while Thorodin goes off on his own, and causes extra chaos to make the DM pull his hair out.</p> <p><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;line-height:19.6000003814697px;font-size:13.3333330154419px;">Don’t forget you can always you can find us on </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;line-height:19.6000003814697px;font-size:13.3333330154419px;">Facebook</a><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;line-height:19.6000003814697px;font-size:13.3333330154419px;">, </span><a href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-family:'Open Sans';"></a></p>
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Season 3 - Episode 17 - Sexual Dissension
<p style="margin:0px 0px 10px;line-height:1.6;color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Javor and Thorodin are going to the theatre.  They are going to try and set up their plan to kill Von Puntz.  However the theatre is full of distractions, including a baffling interlude with a highly sexually charged young lady.  Things are going to get awkward.</p> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6000003814697px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"></div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6000003814697px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"><span style="font-size:13.3333330154419px;">Don’t forget you can always you can find us on </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;"></a></div>
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Season 3 - Episode 16 - The Plot Thickens
<p style="margin:0px 0px 10px;line-height:1.6;color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Thorodin and Javor have finally realised that they have a quest that they need to be getting on with.  So they meet up with their new assassin pals to do some plotting and planning.  They also push the DM to his limit with their ridiculous demands.</p> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6000003814697px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"></div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.6000003814697px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"><span style="font-size:13.3333330154419px;">Don’t forget you can always you can find us on </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;"></a></div>
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Season 3 - Episode 15 - Critically Striking A Deal
<p>We’re still fighting these damned dwarves, and it’s getting tense.  Thorodin has fallen off the tower, and one of the dwarves is now hanging by his fingertips over the edge…the only thing that could make this any more nerve wracking would be a lunatic with a flute stomping about and causing chaos. </p><div></div> <div><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333330154419px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Don’t forget you can always you can find us on </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333330154419px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Facebook</a><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333330154419px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">, </span><a href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan" title="http://"></a></div>
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Season 3 - Episode 14 - Let Loose The Bears Of War
<p>Javor and Thorodin have got themselves ready for the Marshall Tournament Final, and they are taking on two dwarves.  Two Dwarves who look pretty up for the fight.  But surely with the power of Alistair the Bear and Javor’s Incredible Flute Power.  Also with last weeks episode ending with the most juvenile of shit kicking these dwarves are out for revenge. </p><div></div> <div>So enjoy the episode <span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:22.3999996185303px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">and you can check it out at </span><a href="http://formalgamer.com/" title="" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:22.3999996185303px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">FormalGamer.com</a><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:22.3999996185303px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"> </span></div>
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Season 3 - Episode 13 - No Rhyme Or Reason
<p>It’s the episode that everyone has been waiting for…the poetry competition.  Who hasn’t wanted to hear the beautiful words of Javor the Bard?  I know I have.  Also Thorodin is his usual, blustering self, and chaos ensues.   </p><div></div> <div><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333330154419px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">As always you can find us on </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333330154419px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Facebook</a><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333330154419px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">, </span><a href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;"></a></div>
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Season 3 - Episode 12 - A Classic Game of Tower Defence
<p>This week we have some combat, a rarity for this campaign, and it is going well…so far.  Javor and Thorodin have fought off a wave of Goblin Skeletons and are now awaiting an attack from a Minotaur Skeleton.  What could possibly go wrong….well you’ll see actually. </p><div></div> <div><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:21.7777786254883px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Also hello to all the new users who have just discovered the podcast.  </span> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:21.7777786254883px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"></div> <div style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:21.7777786254883px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"><span style="font-size:13.3333330154419px;">And you can always find us on </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/%20%5B...%5D"></a></div></div>
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Season 3 - Episode 11 - Winding Up The Opposition
<p>Javor and Thorodin are blundering there way towards the Martial Competition, and as always they don’t have a great plan.  In fact there common method is to make it up as they go along.   </p><div></div> <div>Also hello to all the new users who have just discovered the podcast.   <div></div> <div><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333330154419px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">And you can always find us on </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333330154419px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Facebook</a><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333330154419px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">, </span><a href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;"></a></div></div>
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Season 3 - Episode 10 - The Right to Bear Arms
<div></div> <div><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333330154419px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Let us get down to some Bear on Human/Dwarf/Anyone Arm Wrestling action.  And to boot this is a drinking competition.  So the DM has to work out how a bear will drink, and arm wrestle.  We don’t make his life easy.  </span></div> <div><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333330154419px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"><br /></span></div> <div><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333330154419px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">As always you can find us on </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);text-decoration:none;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333330154419px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Facebook</a><span></span></div>
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Season 3 - Episode 9 - Calling Javor’s Bluff
<p><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333330154419px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Javor finds himself sitting in a house, waiting to meet the man he has been contracted to kill.  And for once Javor is lost for words.  So while Javor is waiting for his awkward conversation Thorodin is heading off for his second audition, and today is also the day of he big arm wrestling contest.  How could you resist this episode of the Formal Gamer?  You probably can’t.</span> </p><div><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333330154419px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"><br /></span></div> <div><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333330154419px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">As always you can find us on </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://" style="color:rgb(33,33,36);"></a></div>
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Season 3 - Episode 8 - Javor Suffers a Breakdown
<p>This week Javor suffers a breakdown, as I am Javor I also suffered a breakdown.  So you will hear a grown man start to cry, and laugh hysterically, as he can’t cope with his character any more.  There is also a  scene, a lute getting snapped, and a small boy called Kwee.  Obviously it can only be The Formal Gamer Podcast.  <span style="font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:24.8888893127441px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"> </span><span style="font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333330154419px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">As always you can find us on </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://" style="text-decoration:none;font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333330154419px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Facebook</a><span style="font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:13.3333330154419px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">, </span><a></a></p>
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Season 3 - Episode 7 - Romeo and Javorette
<p>Javor is going for his audition in the big play in this episode, he has learnt his script, got himself all ready, and wants to impress.  Thorodin has got an interview to lift up boxes and pull on some ropes.  So it’s a big day for both of them.  Of course where Javor and Thorodin tread chaos is soon to follow.  <span style="font-size:13.3333330154419px;">As always you can find us on </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://" style="font-size:13.3333330154419px;">Facebook</a><span style="font-size:13.3333330154419px;">, </span><a href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan" title="http://" style="font-size:13.3333330154419px;">Twitter</a><span style="font-size:13.3333330154419px;"> and the </span><a href="http://formalgamer.com/" title="" style="font-size:13.3333330154419px;">FormalGamer.com</a><span style="font-size:13.3333330154419px;"> and WordoftheNerdOnline.com</span> </p>
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Season 3 - Episode 6 - Bear Faced Lie
<p>This week Javor has decided that he needs to revise for his upcoming audition, so he stays at the hotel and learn his script.  This leaves Thorodin free to go on a little adventure all on his own.  Surely without his crazy son he’ll manage to get this investigation back under control.  As always you can find us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan" title="http://">Twitter</a> and the <a href="http://formalgamer.com" title="">FormalGamer.com</a> and WordoftheNerdOnline.com </p>
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Season 3 - Episode 5 - Hitting The Books
<p>Javor and Thorodin are still bumbling around the city of Ellonby attempting to get to the bottom of this mystery, and Javor is quickly sinking into psychosis, which will definitely make things more difficult.  Especially for the DM.  The new map is finally available, and you can check it out at <a href="http://formalgamer.com" title="">FormalGamer.com</a> and check out our friends at WordoftheNerd.com </p>
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Season 3 - Episode 4 - Flute ‘Em Up
<p>This might be the greatest combat we have in any episode of the podcast.  That is just to get you ready.  So warm up your ears, get some popcorn, and get ready to listen to your weekly dose of DnD madness.  As always find us on Facebook, Twitter and on FormalGamer.com. </p>
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Season 3 - Episode 3 - Social Skills
<p>Javor and Thorodin have decided that the best way to stealthily investigate their target is to approach his house, knock on the door and ask to speak to him.  They are not the wisest characters in the world.  The two of them spend an hour causing chaos all over Ellonby.  As always find us on Twitter, Facebook, and at our website <a href="http://formalgamer.com" title="">FormalGamer.com</a> where you can see the character art, maps and so on. </p>
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Season 3 - Episode 2 - Tootey Flutey
<p>So Javor and Thorodin are still out of their depth in the city of Ellonby, pottering around and trying to work out what the hell they are meant to be doing.  Unfortunately they are very fickle and become distracted constantly by all the potentially exciting opportunities in this artsy town.  As always you can find us on Twitter, Facebook, at <a href="http://formalgamer.com" title="">Formalgamer.com</a> and at WordoftheNerd.com </p><div></div> <div>The Formal Gamer : A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast</div>
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Season 3 - Episode 1 - Arrival of the Fittest
<p>Welcome to a new season of the Formal Gamer podcast.  We are pleased to be heading into the new season, and hopefully you will think it is our best yet.  We’ve improved our sound quality, our logo and even our website.  Unfortunately we have yet to improve our jokes.  If you want to check out the art for season 3 head over to the website<a href="http://formalgamer.com" title=""> FormalGamer.com</a> Just to remind you we are going to one podcast a week again, at least for the time being.  </p><div>If you are a new user jumping in at season 3 don’t worry, each season is set in the same world but they can be listened to in any order.  So feel free to listen to this one first.  Maybe listen to them in reverse order just to mess with people. <div>As always you can find us on Facebook, Twitter and at WordoftheNerdonline.com</div> <div></div> </div>
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Season 2 - Episode 44 - All’s Well That Ends Grotwell
<p>This is it, the climax of season 2.  Grot and Dante are finally going to confront the evil mastermind of all their woes, Grotwell.  The Goblin scribe has been pulling the strings from behind the scenes for too long, and now our heroes will try to take him down, before he can seize power in Vanamoor.  As always there is a fair amount of nonsense and laughter as well.  Also some pretty complicated maths for the DM, who is not pleased with this.  Check out our twitter, our facebook, but most excitingly our website <a href="http://FormalGamer.com" title="FormalGamer.com">FormalGamer.com</a> , you can check out our new characters for Season 3 already.  How exciting. </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 43 - Who Are You Again?
<p>Grot and Dante are reaching the army of the rebellious goblins, and now they must decide what the hell are they going to do.  They have no longer got the Golden Ball with them, they have no real way of defeating an army, and they don’t really understand who is good and who is evil.  Also Dante has forgotten what on earth is going on.  As always you can find us on twitter, Facebook, but most excitingly at our website <a href="http://formalgamer.com" title="">Formalgamer.com</a> </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 42 - Grot the Gatecrasher
<p>As we enter the final stretches of the second season it starts to get serious.  Grot has been tasked with taking down one of the city gates single handedly, and Dante and rag tag bunch of commandos and criminals are planning to secure a graveyard.  Will the dice be kind to our valiant/fickle heroes, or will the dice finally crush their hopes and dreams?  Who knows, but the easiest way to find out would be to listen to the podcast.  Check out our facebook, our twitter, but most excitingly our website <a href="http://formalgamer.com" title="">Formalgamer.com</a> </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 41 - Goblins Give Critical Feedback
<p>Grot and Dante have a small prisoner, he is scared and baffled, but he may have some answers as to what is being planned in the city of Vanamoor.  There is also the issue as to how Dante and Grot can help start a siege of this city, and rid them of their unwanted Goblin rebellion.  As always find us on Facebook, on Twitter, and check out our new online home <a href="" title="http://formalgamer.com">FormalGamer.com</a> </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 40 - Under Siege
<p>Grot and Dante have decided to give the Golden Ball to someone, their former hostage Lady Silver Claw, and head to Vanamoor to get some answers about what the hell is going on.  Now removed of their responsibility to use the ball for good, or evil, they just need to decide what to do about Grotwell, Duke Nivocanto and anyone else who blunders into their path.  As always we have a twitter <a href="" title="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan">@viceroyswan</a> and a Facebook page, but most exciting is our new actual website <a href="http://formalgamer.com/" title="">FormalGamer.com</a> . </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 39 - The Book Of Revelations
<p>This week has some pretty huge revelations about the mystery and intrigue of the Golden Ball.  How will Grot and Dante take the news?  Will they take it stoically, and sensibly, or will one of them have a minor brain aneurysm and barely be able to cope any more.  Find out when you listen to the greatest podcast about a fish being placed in a sleeping man’s face.  As always check out our twitter and our Facebook.  And our super new and sexy website <a href="" title="http://formalgamer.com/">FormalGamer.com </a> </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 38 - Avengers Assemble…at the Docks
<p><font face="Arial, Verdana"><span style="font-size:13.3333330154419px;">This week Gory and Dante investigate the murder of oleg Saltheart. And unfortunately for them Dante is the prime suspect.  But our heroes want to avenge the death of their favourite NPC.  As always you can check out  our Facebook page at the Formal Gamet or find us on twitter.</span></font> </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 37 - Suspicious Circumstances
<p><span style="color:rgb(136,136,136);font-family:'Open Sans', sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:24.8888893127441px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">The Formal Gamer is back with your bi-weekly dose of Dungeons and Dragons nonsense.  The guys are back with Oleg Saltheart and shit gets serious  As always check us out on Facebook and on Twitter.</span> </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 36 - Splash Down
<p>We are back, and this time it’s the same as before.  I’m not sure what would change in three days.  My computer is fixed so you get to return to the misadventures of Grot and Dante as they try and work out the correct course of action on the flying ship with it’s dead undead captain.  So another normal day at the office.  This week check out our new website <a href="http://formalgamer.com" title="">Formalgamer.com</a> our official home. </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 35 - Iron Heinrich is a Real Anchor
<p>This weeks episode has no real intro, so just to sum up…Grot and Dante are now on a shipwreck, well technically a flying shipwreck, fighting a reanimated corpse.  This corpse seems to have a mysterious artefact surgically implanted into his chest.  So really it’s a completely normal day for the Formal Gamer podcast.  As always find us on Facebook, and Twitter, and check out our online home WordoftheNerdonline.com </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 35 - Ghouls Rush In
<p>Another episode another situation on a formerly sunken boat surrounded by ghouls, attempting to rescue a mysterious Golden orb from the clutches of God knows what.  just another day in the life of the Formal Gamers:  Grot and Dante.  As always you can find us on Twitter, and on Facebook, and on our online home WordoftheNerd.com </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 33 - Not Technically A Zombie
<p>This weeks episode takes place on a giant boat.  The characters are on the boat of course, we were sitting in a front room in the North of England, trying desperately to keep a puppy quiet so we could record.  Grot and Dante have made friends again, and are now ready to take on the sunken vessel they rescued from the deep.  Unfortunately it seems that this abandoned ship is not nearly as abandoned as first though.  As always find us on Facebook, Twitter and at WordoftheNerdonline.com </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 32 - The Falling Out
<p>This week may be the most bizarre episode of the Formal Gamer yet, as while doing some relatively mundane puzzle work Grot and Dante genuinely and in real life fall out.  Luckily the effect is not permenant, but you can sense the frustration, and you can hear the panis in the DM’s voice as his game goes down the toilet briefly.  Luckily a quick pause and some sweet words sorted us out, and the rest of the episode is a blinder.  Check out GMloot.com for our offer as well. </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 31 - Over The Top
<p>Just what the world has been waiting for…audio arm wrestling.  What could be better than all the excitement of two people pitting their biceps against each other?  How about only being able to hear the action being retold to you, and the results being decided by dice rolls.  And one of the participants being a BugBear.  The fact this podcast is not considered part of every schools essential curriculum is baffling to me.  Enjoy the episode. </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 30 - Dante’s Doing Vines
<p>When you have very nearly been killed by bandits, and a giant slug has almost crushed you to death, you probably want to chill out and relax.  Maybe have a bath, and put your feet up.  Unfortunately there is no such luck for our hapless adventurers, as they stumble from one mis-adventure to another.  As always check out our facebook, and our twitter, and enjoy the nonsense. </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 29 - Slugmageddon
<p>What are you doing reading this?  There is a giant forest slug on the loose…can you not hear it squelching it’s destructive path behind you.  Giant slugs are terrifying, and in this episode of the Formal Gamer you find out why.  As always check out our Facebook and Twitter feed, and enjoy your audio assault. </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 28 - Grot’s Marvellous Medicine
<p>The Formal Gamer is back with your bi-weekly dose of Dungeons and Dragons nonsense.  The guys are still hanging out in the haunted house that the hag inhabited, and rather than moving straight on they decide to stand around in a creepy, disgusting kitchen and try to make some medicine/potions/poisons/whatever the hell they are up to.  As always check us out on Facebook and on Twitter. </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 27 - Dante Vs The Fashion Police
<p>Dante and Grot have finally defeated the Hag and now stand in her lovely house.  What terrifying secrets will they discover as they investigate the Hag’s abode?  Will Dante finally be able to live out his dream and become a fashion designer?  There is only one way to find out, listen to this episode of the Formal Gamer Podcast.  Also check out our Twitter and our Facebook pages.   </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 26 - Grot Takes His Annual Bath
<p>Grot finds himself lost and confused in a deep, dark underground dungeon. What’s his solution? Try to murder his way out! Listen now to this week’s episode to find out how that pans out for him. As always please follow us or Twitter and Facebook. </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 25 - Sweet Old Lady
<p>Well nothing could be more scary than an old abandoned house sitting on the top of a hill.  What could possibly go wrong?  Well as always with the Formal Gamer everything starts to go wrong.  As always find us on Facebook and Twitter. </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 24 - Glory Proof Poncho
<p>It’s official we have reached a new standard of audio entertainment.  just look at the name of this episode, if that doesn’t get your ears wet with excitement for what kind of podcast you are about to receive I think you need to look yourself in the mirror and re-evaluate your life.  As always find us on Facebook, Twitter and at WordoftheNerd. </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 23 - Tattoo Much Information
<p>Our heroes have got themselves a tattooist to go along with their Lizard Queen and their Elk to make a formidable and bizarre sight as they re-enter the town of Klippstone.  How will the people greet them?  As conquering heroes with an evil prisoner, or as bizarre kidnappers with a big moose.  Only one way to find out, listening to this episode.  As always find us on Facebook, Twitter and at WordoftheNerdonline.  And if you want to see the new character art check out our twitter and our Facebook pages. </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 22 - Pulling The Elks Tail
<p>The heroes have managed to replace Rhagesh the gardener with a giant benevolent Elk.  Hopefully they can use the Elk to speed up their journey to Klippstone and get rid of their pesky prisoner.  As always find us on Facebook, Twitter and at WordoftheNerd. </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 21 - The Hardcore Herbivore
<p>The kidnappers/heroes have got out of the terrifying lair of Mr. Snaps and have got themselves lost in the wood.  There are many dangers in the woods…wolves, bears, badgers with a flick knife could all be around any corner.  Our gang however find themselves in a battle with something far more ferocious.  As always find us on Facebook, Twitter and at the WordoftheNerd.com </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 20 - Smells Like A Red Herring
<p>When you’ve kidnapped a powerful leader of a Lizardman army the one situation you don’t want to be in is trapped in a giant cave with an incredibly large beast hidden within a cavern.  Also they have managed to split up and Grot has found a lone Lizardman hiding with a load of barrels.  What excitement, what intrigue, what is in those barrels?  As always find us on Facebook, Twitter and visit WordoftheNerd for all your nerdy needs. </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 19 - The Minotaur is Bull Headed
<p>So we all know that a Minotaur has a bulls head ( or a cows head I guess) but this Minotaur is also being bull headed  metaphorically.  That is some serious word play.  Also Dante and Grot are still in a bit of a predicament, there plan to be all sneaky has completely failed, and Grot is hanging 20 feet in the air, above a lake of oil.  So it’s business as usual in the Formal Gamer Podcast.  As always find us on Facebook, Twitter and at Word of the Nerd.  Enjoy the Episode. </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 18 - Throw The Lady Like A Missile
<p>Well we are back to using the good microphone, which is a blessed relief.  So enjoy the improved audio quality as it massages your ears.  Also they gang have finally got themselves ready to kidnap Lady Silver Claw, owner of the black market.  Now would be a terrible time for them to muck it all <span style="font-size:10pt;">up and alert all the guards…</span> </p><div><span style="font-size:10pt;">As always find us on Facebook, Twitter and check out WordoftheNerd.com</span></div>
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Season 2 - Episode 17 - Shhh! We’re Hunting Lizards.
<p>The guys have got themselves into a great position after scaling the huge cliffs of the Black Market.  Can they take advantage and cause some damage before anyone knows that they are there?  As always find us on Facebook, Twitter and at WordoftheNerd.com. </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 16 - The Minotaur Headbutts The Wall
<p>After the guys finally decided on their ridiculous plan they must now attempt to negotiate a sheer cliff face.  And one of them is a Minotaur… how on earth is a Minotaur going to cope with rock climbing and abseiling?  Well if you listen to the podcast you will certainly find out, that’s sort of how these things work.  As always find us on Facebook and twitter, but most importantly enjoy the episode. </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 15 - Dungeons and Decisions
<p>Our band of adventurers are being ushered out of the Dark Market, but they have no idea what they are going to do…how on earth are they meant to stop Lady Silver Claws plans?  Will it be a sensible method which is meticulously planned or will it be a nonsense plan which isn’t well thought through?  I think you know. </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 14 - The Black Market
<p>The heroes/villains/confused adventurers have come across what they believe is the entrance to the secret market they’ve heard about.  Will they go in all guns blazing?  (Or should that be all swords blazing?)  Or will they try to enter in a more subtle, and secretive manner.  As always find us on Facebook, Twitter and maybe you can find us going through the bins at the end of your street.  You never know. </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 13 - A Lizard’s Secrets
<p>Grot and Dante have managed to capture themselves a Lizardman.  Will they be polite and gracious hosts?  Or will they use some force to try and get some answers about what on earth is going on in the Sohu Peninsula.  As always they manage to ruin it somehow.  As always find us on Facebook and Twitter. </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 12 - Lounge Lizards
<p>After setting up for an attack in an abandoned inn the heroes are going to be taking on some bad tempered lizards in some combat.  Will Grot and Dante be able to repel these reptilian rascals, or will they be overcome by their foes.  As always you can find us on Facebook and Twitter.  Have a good New Years.  From the Formal Gamer Podcast. </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 11 - No Room At The Inn
<p>As a Christmas treat we have an episode based around an Inn.  That is all the Christmas connections there are though, so don’t expect any turkeys, or virgin births, or the saviour of all mankind.  Just an inn.  A possibly so ridiculous chat between three friends as they plan Dungeons and Dragons.  As always find us on Facebook and on Twitter and let us know what you think of the show. </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 10 - Freedom of Leech
<p>Our boys finally start on their way to the problems in the North East of the Sohu Peninsula, but now they have a new best friend.  Rahgesh the Gardener, a seven foot tall Minotaur is on her way with them.  Will they see adventure and action, or will their new friend cause them to fall apart at the seems.  As always you can find us on Facebook, Twitter and at our new home at Word of the Nerd. </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 9 - Minotaur De Force
<p>Well after a particularly exciting week on the Podcast where we found a lot of love on Reddit for one of our maps we return to the day to day of Grot and Dante trying to track down a ball made of gold in a harsh swamp land which is constantly trying to kill them.  As always you can find us on Facebook and Twitter, and if you haven’t already check out our latest, and most awesome map, on our website.  </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 8 - Stew On It
<p>The Formal Gamer guys are in full Sherlock Holmes mode around the town of Klippstone, searching for clues about the identity and location of Iron Heinrich on their mission to claim the Golden Ball.  Unfortunately for them they seem to be far more concerned with backstabbing, betraying and generally winding each other up.  As always this leads to a great deal of nonsense and some classic shenanigans.  And who in their right mind does not love some shenanigans.  I personally can’t get enough of them.  Enjoy the Episode. </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 7 - Swamped At Work
<p>The relentless journey to Klippstone continues, and the boys are confronted with an interesting situation by the side of the road, which certainly peaks their interest.  As always you can find us on Facebook, Twitter and at our new home at Word of The Nerd.  Enjoy the episode. </p>
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Season 2- Episode 6 - All Roads Lead To Klippstone
<p>Grot and Dante are on their way to Klippstone, but they are a suspicious pair.  So rather than just sitting back and letting the journey pass them by they decide to hassle their fellow travelling companions.  They end up coming up with a great scheme to get some information they want.  Enjoy the episode. </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 5 - Where Wolves Dare
<p>After some shenanigans following a couple of soldiers in the previous episode our boys are going to try and track them further into the Sohu Peninsula, but discover they must use a very alternative method of transport.  Hopefully they’ll do a better job of keeping their intentions hidden this time.  Enjoy the episode. </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 4 - Like a BugBear in a China Shop
<p>After a little scuffle in the back room of a bar last episode our players find themselves actually getting on with their quest, at last.  So they head North into the Sohu peninsula, and hope to make some headway in finding the Golden Ball, however they soon find that they might not be alone on this quest.  Enjoy the episode. </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 3 - Back Room Blitz
<p>So last episode ended with a classic DnD moment, our heroes had given up the quest and had decided to smash each other in the face until one of them was unconscious. So we start in the back of a bar, with fists at the ready.   So lets see how the Formal Gamer’s first attempt at PVP combat goes.  Probably chaotically.  Enjoy the episode. </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 2 - An Awkward Relationship
<p>Welcome back to the Formal Gamer.  Our heroes have got some planning to do for their big adventure, but unfortunately they have a very frosty relationship, to say the least.  Grot and Dante are finding it hard to get along, maybe it’s a deep seated mistrust from both parties, or more likely it’s good old fashioned sexual tension.  You can check out the character art on the website, and enjoy the episode. </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 1 - Perfect Execution
<p>Well this is it…the official start of Season 2.  It’s all change at the Formal Gamer offices.  Ludvig is now the DM.  The DM is now playing Dante, some sort of fighter.  And honestly that’s about it.  We start this new campaign with the same levels of fun, and getting ourselves set up for the nonsense which is to come.  Also Dante was genuinely concussed hours before this podcast, so if he seems a little off do forgive him, he knows not what he does.  Enjoy the episode and the new season.  Yours Sincerely, The DM. </p>
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Season 2 - Episode 0 - The Shape Of Things To Come
<p>This is a preview episode for the second season of the Formal Gamer Podcast.  Get the back story on  our two new heroes, find out some of the history of the area where the campaign will take place, and listen to a box of dice being opened.  As always you can find maps, art and profiles of the characters on our website, <a href="http://formalgamer.podbean.com" title="">formalgamer.podbean.com</a> .  As always enjoy the episode. </p>
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Season 1 - Episode 32 - The End Crowns All
<p>It’s the season finale.  I’m sure that you are weeping, but do not fret.  Season 2 starts this Wednesday.  That’s right, for season 2 the Formal Gamer will be released twice a week.  So sit back and listen to the final episode of season 1 with the knowledge that Season 2 is not far away.  Will Ludvig, Yenwood and Igor be able to deal with the Double Dragons?  Will they all survive this harrowing ordeal?  Or will it just end in confused chaos as always?  There is one sure fire way to find out…enjoy the episode. </p>
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Season 1 - Episode 31 - Gnome Alone
<p>Ludvig is a Gnome on her own, her friends are down in the bottom of a Château and she is on the back of a dragon.  This situation certainly can’t go wrong. As our heroes get into a scrapes, hi-jinks and nonsense.   As always find us on Twitter and Facebook, and please recommend the Podcast to your friends, more listeners makes us more happy.   </p>
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Season 1 - Episode 30 - They Keep Dragon Me Back In
<p>The guys are revelling in their success against the mighty Ettin, they are literally standing on his body showing off about how strong they are.  Unfortunately they remember that there is a bigger issue outside in the form of a massive dragon.  They decide to get about the business of dragon slaying, and as always things get out of hand rather quickly.  Enjoy the episode. </p>
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Season 1 - Episode 29 - Things Are Ettin Serious
<p>This weeks episode sees our heroes trying to reunite with their wizard companion Fant, who had become separated from the group.  There’s some classic stairs action, and we meet our good friend the Ettin again, hopefully he’s in a better mood after getting blown off a building.  Probably not.  As always check out our twitter and our Facebook page for more art and info.  Enjoy. </p>
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Season 1 - Episode 28 - The Atomic AfterMaths
<p><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;line-height:19px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">The guys have to calculate the physics of what would happen if you blew up a roof covered in Orcs and Goblins.  It turns out physics is very challenging, but the guys work out the chaos, and the results are incredible, hilarious and in the end stupid.  As always.</span> </p>
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Season 1 - Episode 27 - The Detonation Situation
<p>As our now slightly grizzled, and probably exhausted, heroes stand on the roof of a Chateau they realise they are facing a real big and real bad guy in the form of an Etin (a two headed troll).  Will they engage in brave and fearsome combat?  Or will they try to sneak out of the situation as normal?  I think you can probably guess. </p>
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Season 1 - Episode 26 - Oil Get You
<p><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;line-height:19px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">The band of baffling misfits have realised their plan has gone all awry and decide that engaging in some rooftop combat is the best idea they’ve had.  They also realise their the oil has more than one use.  Maybe the people at BP need to listen t this episode?  Maybe they don’t.</span> </p>
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Season 1 - Episode 25 - The Perils Of Gravity
<p><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;line-height:19px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Our heroic gang have handed out their loot, but footsteps are coming their way and decisions need to be made….as always these are rash and foolish decision which lead to more problems.  The gang also get to witness the awesome power of gravity in all it’s glory.  Some new art has also gone up on our twitter and Facebook.  Check it out.</span> </p>
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Season 1 - Episode 24 - Bootiful Loot
<p>The crew have defeated some troublesome bad guys and they get some exciting news…there’s loot!  The guys have to decide how to split up their bounty and who get’s which boots.  Oh and there’s also a dragon somewhere causing some trouble.  But surely that can wait till all the loot is divided.   </p>
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Season 1 - Episode 23 - Getting Enough Meat
<p>After Yenwood’s turn the the dark side at the end of last episode the gang find themselves standing atop a tower with an Orc body slowly sizzling away to nothing.  They now need to come up with a plan to find this damn dragon, and not give away their position to the vast Orc army amassing below. </p>
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Season 1 - Episode 22 - The Tower Of Power
<p>The gang have reached the bottom of a large tower, and now have the difficult job of ascending the tower without alerting the horde of Goblins living inside the château.  What will they find at the top?  More action and adventure or an untimely death.  Maybe both. </p>
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Season 1 - Episode 21 - Barrels of Fun
<p>The gang have finished fighting a load of bats, and just when they think they’ve got the jump on the goblins and orcs.  Unfortunately they hear some explosions, and rather than their well planned attack it all just turns to chaos.  As always.  Check us out at TheDevilsBench.com which is our new home. </p>
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Season 1 - Episode 20 - Of Bats And Men
<p>The gang stand on the corpses of 3 vanquished Goblins, and need to venture further into the cave system. Unfortunately they come across a flying enemy that overwhelms them.  As always check out our Facebook, our Twitter and check out the guys at TheDevilsBench.con for all your nerdy needs. </p>
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Season 1 - Episode 19 - A Dagger In The Dark
<p>Our valiant gang of heroes has reached the outer walls of the Château, but have spotted something moving near the secret entrance they’ve been using to get secret access to the Château.  How will they deal with this Goblin menace?  Efficiently?  Or will they just blunder through, doing more damage to themselves than their enemies?  I think you can probably guess.  As always find us on Facebook, Twitter and check out our art and maps at formalgamer.podbean.com . </p>
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Season 1 - Episode 18 - An Amazing Speech
<p>Our crew are holed up in the town hall again, this time with the remaining survivors of the goblin and orc attacks.  The guys have to make an inspirational rallying cry too lead them into battle.  As always find us on Facebook, Twitter or check out our <a href="formalgamer.podbean.com" title="">website </a>for all the art and maps we’ve created. </p>
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Season 1 - Episode 17 - A FANTastic Friend
<p>The gang start in the aftermath of their woodland battle, and realise that they need to get back to Hathorne and Fant for some advice as to what to do next, and also to ask some very pressing questions.  The group also ponder on whether trying to find Godar is worth their time…Poor Godar.  As always find us on Facebook and Twitter and send us any art of feedback you want. </p>
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Season 1 - Episode 16 Yenwood dazzles us all
<p>Our heroes are still fighting on the road to Arne, but for once they seem to be in control.  Their quest to remove the teeth out of the Orc Mage (who is apparently some sort of priest) seems to be going well, but as always with our party things always seem to go awry.  And as always the group seem to have lost Godar, will they be able to find him once more? </p>
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Season 1 - Episode 15 - Timber!
<p>After coming up with another convoluted and ridiculous plan the group realise that they could do something stupider.  They get their lumberjack on, and as always things gets crazy.  As always find us on Facebook, Twitter and check out all the art and maps on the website. </p>
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Season 1 - Episode 14 - Brimful of Ashes
<p>Our heroes have found themselves sitting around a cremation in the basement of the Château that they just fled.  Not exactly the most heroic situation.  Now they must deal with a grieving widow, and get the truth out of Godar about where he’s been for the last 3 days.  As always find our maps and arts on the website, and follow us on twitter, friend us on Facebook and find us on tumblr.  </p>
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Season 1 - Episode 13 - The Doctor’s Surgery
<p>Our heroes have got some work to do, with three injured civilians who are in desperate need for some medical attention.  Our heroes are given a skill test to see if they can save some lives, and their ideas suggest they have not attended medical school.  As always find us on Facebook and Twitter.  And you can check out our maps and arts on the website.  Enjoy. </p>
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Season 1 - Episode 12 - Botch O’Clock
<p>The last episode ended with a ridiculous cliff hanger…What would happen after Ludvig botched?  Would all be fine?  Would her weapon become lodged in the head of a nearby Goblin?  Would she spontaneously burst into flames?  Listen on and find out.  If you check out The Formal Gamer on Youtube you can have a look at some of our first video casts, let us know what you think.  Cheers. </p>
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Season 1 - Episode 11 - Beware The Stairs
<p>Our crew have finally given the Etin the slip, for now at least, and are on the run through the Château.  Now they have to see if they can escae with their lives, and with prisoners they rescued.  Will they escape, or will their stupidity finally rule the day.  As always find us on Twitter or on Facebook at The Formal Gamer. </p>
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Season 1 - Episode 10 - Two Heads Are Worse Than One
<p>Our heroes have rescued their old friend Godar, by accident, and are now faced with a two headed beast known as an Etin.  Will they stay and engage in mortal combat?  Or will they run away and hide like scared kittens?  As always find us on our <a href="twitter.com/viceroyswan" title="">Twitter</a> page or our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://">Facebook</a> page. </p>
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Season 1 - Episode 9 - An Old Friend
<p>The gang have decided on a plan, after a lengthy and stupid discussion, and are ready to try and rescue the hostages in the Château. The impending threat of goblin guards, returning orcs, or even the mystery beast from above have the group seriously on edge.  As always you can find us on <a href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan" title="">Twitter</a> or on<a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://"> Facebook</a>.  </p>
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Season 1 - Episode 8 - Crouching Gnome, Hidden Halfling
<p>After the trauma of the battle in the prison cells the guys have a moral quandary on their hands.  Do they risk their own necks to go and try and save the remaining captives, or do they just get the hell out of their with the prisoners they already saved?  As always you can find us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="Facebook">Facebook</a> and follow us on<a href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan" title="Twitter"> Twitter</a>.  Feel free to message us and give us some feedback. </p>
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Season 1 - Episode 7 - A Flaming Sheep
<p>Our gang have finally come up with their plan for how to storm the Orc cells and rescue the prisoners.  As with all great plans it goes somewhat awry, and a bizarre battle occurs in the prison cells involving the most bad-ass sheep in history.  As always please find us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://">Facebook</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan" title="http://">Twitter</a> and let us know what you think. </p>
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Season 1 - Episode 6 - A Ridiculous Plan
<p>Ludvig, Igor and Yenwood spend some time contemplating their farmyard fiasco, before pressing on in the hopes of finding out what the Orcs and Goblins are up to.  Upon discovering a squad of Orcs they sit and devise what might go down as the most ridiculous plan so far.  It is so stupid it might just work… </p><div>Find us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="http://">Facebook</a> or follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan" title="http://">Twitter</a> if you want to tell us what moronic decisions we are making.</div>
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Season 1 - Episode 5 - The Stampede
<p>Our merry band of adventurers finish off their messy business in the crypt, before heading out to explore more of their subterranean surroundings.  They find the most baffling room so far, and engage in the most baffling of combat.  If you like this episode come visit us on <a href="http://https//www.facebook.com/pages/The-Formal-Gamer-Podcast/236657643196553" title="The Formal Gamer Facebook Page">Facebook</a> or follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/ViceroySwan" title="http://">Twitter</a>.   </p>
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Season 1 - Episode 4 - Enhanced Interrogation Techniques
<p><font color="#7c7c7c" face="Georgia, serif"><span style="font-size:12px;line-height:18px;">Our heroes spend some serious time speaking to their goblin captive, asking him some serious and pressing questions.  Then our heroes spend some time investigating the rest of the cellars below the Château.  They pick their first fight with the forces of evil, and end up in a bit of a pickle.</span></font> </p>
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Season 1 - Episode 3 - A Fascinating Discovery
<p>The gang continue their exploration in the cellars below the Rubicon Château. Stairs are climbed, trapdoors are found, and a fascinating object is discovered that really throws the group. Also Ludvig and Yenwood get a little bit excited about some potential Guantanamo action. </p>
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Season 1 - Episode 2 - A Reading Adventure
<p>Yenwood, Ludvig and Igor start their adventure proper in the cellars of the Rubicon Château.  Danger could lurk around every corner, so they are very nervous.  Also they are idiots so don’t really know what they are doing.  Enjoy. </p>
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Season 1 - Episode 1 - A Brief History Of Adventure
<div>This episode gives a brief run down of the adventure so far, setting the scene for the first foray into the Rubicon Château, the source of all the Goblin and Orc trouble in the lands.   </div> <div>Find out all the history between Ludvig , Yenwood  and Igor, and hear some of the ridiculous scrapes they got themselves into.  Expect to hear about Giant Spiders, botched rolls, and gnomes falling of roofs.</div> <div>Enjoy.</div>
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