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LA Podcast 295: A Masked Gimp Terrorising a Sleepy North Somerset Village
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li> <p>Ex-Babestation model helps restore faith in humanity. </p> </li> <li> <p>Santa's sack captured in chocolate.  </p> </li> <li> <p>Giant statue of baby Jesus reveals True Colours.</p> </li> <li> <p>School shames fussy child by disclosing toilet habits.</p> </li> </ul> <p>Rob gets genuinely irritated...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 294: Band of Kids with Greasy Hair and Black Clothes with a Liking for Death Metal Music (AKA The Pumpkin Film Production on Ebenezer Street)
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li> <p>Questionable bed and breakfast opens in Norwich.</p> </li> <li> <p>Doctor takes the p*ss out of airline passenger.</p> </li> <li> <p>Suspicious sausages blight Bristol.</p> </li> <li> <p>The New Forest Satanist Society denies knowledge of sheep murders.</p> </li> </ul> <p>The nob gags hit an all-time high...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 293: An Occasionally Eccentric Approach to Fried Chicken
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li> <p>Police launch controlled demolition of family home to apprehend suspect.</p> </li> <li> <p>Faecal shower health craze reaches Los Angeles.</p> </li> <li> <p>KFC announces offensive gravy pot promotion just in time for Christmas.</p> </li> <li>Sex shop mannequin raid averted by enigmatic Good Samaritan</li> </ul> <p>We discuss our application for a Royal Warrant...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 292: A Surprise Birthday Treat from KFC
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Romanian circus denies stealing drone operator's dog.</li> <li>Steven Seagal returns to the limelight.</li> <li>Entrepreneurial brothers launch door-to-door sewage collection service.</li> <li>Aryan dingo sanctuary discovered in Australian Outback.</li> </ul> <p>Rob discloses his military background...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 291: A Booklet of Food Bank Vouchers Signed by David Cameron
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Man threatens drastic action after horse given haircut.</li> <li>Flaming pillow extinguishes couple's lovemaking.</li> <li>Drunk passenger clingfilmed.</li> <li>Rolls Royce distances firm from employee's mashed potato comments.</li> </ul> <p>LA Records is delighted to bring you the debut album from Air Hooligan <em>Sex Connection...</em></p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 290: Dirty Protests, a Growing Influence from Gangs and the Continued Use of Weapons
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Brexit cruise of the United Kingdom runaway success.</li> <li>Suspect celebrates throwing table through window by emptying bowel.</li> <li>Drunk man caught in compromising position with plastic cone.</li> <li>Droopy eye defence overwhelmingly rejected by court.</li> </ul> <p>We give a hot new take on the Extinction Rebellion protests...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 289: Clichéd Ritual Sacrifice Horror Scene
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Paranormal investigator stalks man walking dog.</li> <li>Marketing firm hires emotional support clown.</li> <li>Builder deposits smelly treat in homeowner's chimney.</li> <li>'Mouldy Prison Cell' ad campaign was 'misstep' admits holiday camp.</li> </ul> <p>Alex regales the listener with tales of daring toilet escapes...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 288: A Troubled South West Holiday Resort
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>SNARL splinters.</li> <li>Holidaymaker outwitted by claw machine.</li> <li>Harry Redknapp enjoys meatballs.</li> <li>Former children's TV star victim of revenge attack.</li> </ul> <p>This week's episode is sponsored by Centre Parcs and TripAdvisor (because, why not?)...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 287: Armed with a Garden Rake and an Empty Bottle of Tequila
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>So-called expert injured after tampering with sex robot.</li> <li>Missing dog last seen running off cliff.</li> <li>Waitrose customer upholds stereotype.</li> <li>Heinz unveils range of austerity products.</li> </ul> <p>This is a local podcast for local people; we'll have no trouble here.</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 286: The International League for the Protection of Horses
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Couple experience miraculously visitation during celebratory meal.</li> <li>Emotional support panther seen boarding plane at Bournemouth Airport.</li> <li>'Demon In A Box' the must-have toy this Christmas.</li> <li>Amateur zookeeper skips town</li> </ul> <p>Rob imparts his wealth of feline knowledge...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 285: A Crucifixion Playset for Children
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>DWP website signposts benefit claimants to jobs as village halls.</li> <li>Former fast food mascot believed to have amassed band of street urchins for criminal endeavours. </li> <li>Teen finally secures date with family cat. </li> <li>Pregnant hedgehog denies attending Conservative Party Conference.</li> </ul> <p>Warning: This episode contains explicit Jacob Rees-Mogg related content.</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 284: The Pockets of a Greedy Bad Loser of a Gambling Conglomerate
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Lotto loser implicated in hot cauliflower cheese altercation.</li> <li>Mum celebrates son's 21st birthday by opening tin of vintage baked beans.</li> <li>Medical expert advises women against sex games such as 'hide the chocolate'.</li> <li>Squirrel given wheels.</li> </ul> <p>Someone celebrates a significant birthday...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 283: A £7 Bill for a Destroyed Inflatable Lilo
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Deviant refrigerates McDonald’s burger for later.</li> <li>Metallica prevents another cougar attack.</li> <li>Airline approves the use of miniature horses.</li> <li>Giant’s burial ground discovered in Wiltshire.</li> </ul> <p>The Blue Lagoon dream is dead...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 282: A Late Night Mass Brawl in the Buffet Area (Following an Alcohol-Fuelled Afternoon of 'Patriotic' Partying)
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Boyfriend forced to concoct fanciful excuse for disappearance of partner's dog.</li> <li>Paranormal investigator claims he was chatted up by haunted doll. </li> <li>Serial excreter to star in new six-part documentary.</li> <li>Police p-p-pick up a suspected trespasser.</li> </ul> <p>Alex reveals his aspirations of becoming a newsagent...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 281: The Usual Little Englander Brexit Party Head Cases
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Banksy suspected of holidaying in Skegness.</li> <li>Westlife reveal beloved turnip gifted by fan.</li> <li>Massive phallus spotted exiting plane.</li> <li>Postman criticised for attempting to slam-dunk parcel into wheelie bin.</li> </ul> <p>Rob prepares to emigrate...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 280: A Root Vegetable with the Face of Noel Edmonds (Mini Episode)
<p>No headlines this week, so just imagine Jon Pertwee buying pick 'n' mix from Woolworths in the 1980s...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 279: The Hyper-Regulation of Everyday Life (Mini Episode)
<p>No headlines this week, so here's a lovely poem (courtesy of the Liverpool Echo's comment section):</p> <p style="text-align: center;">'Bottle of Robinsons made up juice, </p> <p style="text-align: center;">Spam sarnies on Sunblest bread,</p> <p style="text-align: center;">Golden Wonder, </p> <p style="text-align: center;">Waggon Wheels, </p> <p style="text-align: center;">Coach going to Blackpool lights and no stabbings. </p> <p style="text-align: center;">Good days.' </p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 278: A More Conventional Loaf
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Campanology competition ends in right old ding-dong.</li> <li>Customer becomes enraged after restaurant refuses iguana as method of payment.</li> <li>Infantilised raven makes bid for freedom.</li> <li>Gym goer discovers mysterious shampoo-like substance on towel.</li> </ul> <p>We discuss the delights of a glazed ring...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 277: A Hilarious Photo of Nicolas Cage Instead of a Covering Letter for a Job Application
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Remorseful thief writes to farmer to say strawberry sorry for fruit theft.</li> <li>Nation celebrates the lesbian pugs of Weston-super-Mare. </li> <li>Police helpfully try to reunited lost bag of class A drugs with owner.</li> <li>Airline tells passengers to fly first class if they want to avoid dried vomit on seats.</li> </ul> <p>We discuss a day trip to Eynsford...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 276: Boules, Shuffleboard and a Covered, Solar-Heated Swimming Pool with Internal Seating Area
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Somerset man finally offloads the ol' war machine.</li> <li>Butcher banishes balls at vegan activist.</li> <li>Woodpeckers suspected of spying on nudists.</li> <li>Festive ornament causes bomb scare.</li> </ul> <p>We discuss the mental capacity of a stick insect...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 275: Face to Face with a Grinning, Inch-Thick, Disc of Sausage Meat (AKA Meat Face)
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Supermarket admits that Welsh language signage errors were result of 'mainly guesswork'.</li> <li>Turkey Cock Lane loses out to Fingringhoe.</li> <li>DIY enthusiast pioneers new plastering technique.</li> <li>Drunken rampage man propositions dog.</li> </ul> <p>Rob has done himself an injury...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 274: An Amalgamation of the Market Deeping Model Railway Club and the Plymouth Mermaids UK Group
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Trainee mermaids spotted off Devon coastline. </li> <li>Man-made disaster befalls small Lincolnshire town. </li> <li>Drunk men rescue terrified restaurant staff from 'confrontational' duck. </li> <li>Specsavers customer gobsmacked at eye-watering price of dry eye treatment. </li> </ul> <p>We give the NATO alphabet a long-overdue avian rebrand...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 273: Fake / False / Misleading Stories Created by Idiots without a Shred of Journalistic Talent
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Terrified mother photographs tree.</li> <li>Truck passenger banishes pocket alligator at police.</li> <li>Drone operator captures adorable video of neighbour's cat.</li> <li>Liverpudlian influencer has bike stolen.</li> </ul> <p>Warning! You may want to lower your volume around 43:10.</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 272: A Banner Bemoaning the Impact of a Builder's Yard on a 'Depressed' Cat
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Pathological liar goes to extreme lengths to see Eiffel Tower.</li> <li>Lifetime supply of octopus and bi-annual barnacle removal fails to turn alleged spy.</li> <li>Sex feet prove one step too far.</li> <li>Government official vows to prove his sobriety during racist rant. </li> </ul> <p>We discuss the probable causes behind the closure of Eagle Heights Gambia...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 271: Noel's Most Memorable Peculiarities
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Entitled child rejects grammatically incorrect meal.</li> <li>Unemployed fisherman spots deadly predator.</li> <li>Woman fails to sue Woolworths over shallot mishap.</li> <li>Bystanders disgusted after shopper leaves deposit outside pub.</li> </ul> <p>We regret to report that Blow My Recorder was unceremoniously cancelled...</p> <p>Also, apologies for the quality of Alex's audio.</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 270: Overpriced Sweet Frothy Shaving Cream
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Hostilities between Mr Softy and Mr Whippy leads south coast to brink of war.</li> <li>Julian Assange [REDACTED] in [REDACTED][REDACTED] for [REDACTED] during office hours.</li> <li>Bovine dating app infiltrated by opportunistic perverts.</li> <li>Pigeon cavity search marks start of national holiday celebrations.</li> </ul> <p>We release our revised 'professions for deviants' list...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 269: Spiny Barbel Protrusions and a Spicy Condiment for Chips
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Old banger spotted on the side of the A1.</li> <li>Essex shopper outraged after being mistaken for catfish.</li> <li>Company's refusal to change name is final nail in the coffin.</li> <li>Ronnie Pickering finally gets the recognition he deserves.</li> </ul> <p>We discuss the life and work of Richard Gere...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 268: An Irate Great-Grandmother's Absent Sofa
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Spoon bender attempts to stop Brexit.</li> <li>Psychic twins predict brothers' children will probably meet each other.</li> <li>Furious gran sits defiantly in discomfort.</li> <li>Rural resident perpetuates stereotype.</li> </ul> <p>Rob issues a recorder-based ultimatum...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 267: A Parliament of Idiots Governing a Nation of Fools
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Husband of former Peruvian beauty queen describes deaths of 500 animals as 'normal for a zoo'.</li> <li>Woman makes video of crisp packet grand opening.</li> <li>'Unhinged' rabble of conspiracy theorists go on 'futile' outing.</li> <li>Man makes perfectly rational decision to stockpile toilet paper. </li> </ul> <p>Rob manages to name ten animals...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 266: Earthling Ed and the Protest Against Pork
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Homeowner fawns over doe-eyed intruder.</li> <li>Man admits adulterous tryst with saucy Mexican.</li> <li>Drunk woman loses keys (and grasp of spatial-awareness).</li> <li>Thieves left dumbfounded after escapology-trained eagle disappears.</li> </ul> <p>We extend an open invitation to OJ Simpson to become a regular contributor...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 265: Tubby the Rat and the Winterbacon Adventure
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Disturbed jogger maims malnourished lion cub.</li> <li>Ghostly apparition revealed to be map of the Sudan.</li> <li>'Batman' sends fishmonger unwanted mermaid.</li> <li>Bird of prey sanctuary adds to it's 30-strong pack of huskies.</li> </ul> <p>Alex manages to contain the bloodlust...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 264: Joyce, the Malignant Toilet-Flushing Ghoul & Trevor, the World's Loneliest Duck
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Travelodge denies the use of necromancy to increase footfall.</li> <li>Roadside puddle becomes memorial to local hero. </li> <li>Man fails to sell the virtues of washing twice a week to partner.</li> <li>Runner finally holds hotly-anticipated press conference after killing lion cub. </li> </ul> <p>Rob fails to grasp the basics of mic technique...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 263: The Beverly Hills Doctor of Peru
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Master of disguise steals thousands from blind pensioner.</li> <li>Novelty sex toy allows customers to f*ck themselves.</li> <li>Erotic encounter in national park ends in tragedy.</li> <li>Memory stick gets seal (faeces) of approval.</li> </ul> <p>Would you confront a penguin with a chocolate bar?</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 262: A Bicycle and a Large Amount of Camping Gear
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Woman arranges lovely spread for children's party.</li> <li>Police straining for information in regards to portaloo theft.</li> <li>Rumours circulate that holy relic found in Primark sock.</li> <li>Ribbon cutting ceremony ends in disaster after official forgets novelty scissors </li> </ul> <p>We experience some teething problems with the new setup...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 261 (Listener Special): A Dairy Farmer's Disappointing Son
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Suspected shoplifter gets the porking of a lifetime.</li> <li>Joyrider saves women from the horrors of Strictly Come Dancing: The Live Tour</li> <li>Son spurned by parents after pursuing show truck dream.</li> <li>Deviant buys fabric conditioner.</li> </ul> <p>Now with added microphones!</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 260: A Pasty-Loving Pervert and the Thrill of Ejaculating onto an Old Ford Cortina
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Former restaurateur denies living in house-themed restaurant.</li> <li>Man arrested on suspicion of smuggling after transporting emotional support kittens in trousers.</li> <li>A ****ing right-wing, ****ing attention-seeking, stupid ****ing comedian ****hole returns to Cornwall with new show.</li> <li>Supernatural marriage runs aground.</li> </ul> <p>Rob finally calls Alex out...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 259: Christmas Ornaments up the Rectum and a Radio in the Throat
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Reveller resolves to move in with canine lover.</li> <li>Spider takes hostage in stand-off with armed police.</li> <li>Papier-mache floral horse head left in hotel bed.</li> <li>Funfair gifts man stolen dodgem after slow and pathetic chase.</li> </ul> <p>We prepare for Alex's one-man show 'Blow My Recorder'...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 258: Santa's Chief Snowman and the Mystery of the British Egg Information Service
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Raging santa delights ravers.</li> <li>Local man has eggceptional breakfast.</li> <li>Unconfirmed rumours citing Les Dennis as true identity of Banksy quashed.</li> <li>Prisoner forced to endure Bambi like everyone else.</li> </ul> <p>Merry Christmas, one and all!</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 257: A Poor to Middling Compo Claim
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Customer suspected of foul play.</li> <li>A taste of paradise invokes Christmas rage.</li> <li>Passenger whip-round raises money for replacement plane.</li> <li>Brighton & Hove City Council refuses to deny knowledge of surveillance pigeons.</li> </ul> <p>We introduce the concept of 'gulling'...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 256: Just Another Tw*t and Other Associated Idiots
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Desperate woman milks cat.</li> <li>Hotel chain rues lack of trained dolphins.</li> <li>Existential crisis halts court case.</li> <li>Proud couple reveal devastating wildfire to friends and family.</li> </ul> <p>We have a treemendous Christmas planned...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 255: The Trojan Pumpkin and the Distended Scrotum
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Police apologise following complaints regarding 'obscene and offensive' advert for identity parade participants.</li> <li>Yukuza to host community-theatre production of The Godfather Part II.</li> <li>Parish council unanimously approve game developer's proposed 'Woolfenstein' name change.</li> <li>Emotionally disturbed turkeys sent to recuperate in upstate New York.</li> </ul> <p>Rob gives a no holds barred account of life on the inside...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 254: An Agile Gibbon and A Pancake Tortoise
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Man with nine life-size dolls struggling to find love.</li> <li>Cyclist with newly purchased mattress seduces big cat.</li> <li>Dutch man wastes everyone's time.</li> <li>Zoo sells off animals after Lego sculptures prove more profitable.</li> </ul> <p>We devise a new zoo-related feature...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 253: Of No Fixed Abode Heroin Addicts
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Good samaritan gets lost in pipe organ.</li> <li>Rural town experiences unprecedented humvee showers.</li> <li>Police build case against Lego thieves.</li> <li>Hospital demands correction from newspaper stating patient was not entirely covered with human faeces.</li> </ul> <p>Alex attempts a Ecuadorian accent...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 252: A Paparazzi Session with Chuckles the Monkey
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Woman involved in bee-zarre incident.</li> <li>Dilapidated holiday park blames customers for exposing shortcomings.</li> <li>City abandons artificial-moon plan after length of extension lead proves unworkable.</li> <li>Shopper who discovered cooked mouse in bag of rice told 'consider yourself lucky' by supermarket.</li> </ul> <p>Alex attempts to wrangle the peacock...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 251: Mexican Redknee Tarantula
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>'Exotic' zoo opens plastic lawn ornament enclosure.</li> <li>Galleria dell'Accademia banned from Facebook over pornographic depiction of David.</li> <li>Ungrateful swan mocks fire brigade.</li> <li>Bank robbery ruins perfectly good game of Cops and Robbers.</li> </ul> <p>RIP C*cknose...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 250: Mainstream Easy Listening B*ll*cks and Tedious Corporate Ads
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Recently discovered collection of vintage porn magazines takes some beating admits owner.</li> <li>Ryanair introduces first hail and ride domestic service.</li> <li>Police left stumped after driver fills entire car with tree branches.</li> <li>Lady Godiva wannabe gets haircut.</li> </ul> <p>Now with extra recorder!</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 249: Entitled Descendants of Supermarket Moguls
<p>The main headline this week:</p> <ul> <li>The Croydon Cat Killer is unmasked.</li> </ul> <p>The podcast is infiltrated by fake news...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 248: Jesse Plumage and the Mountain Goat Relocation Project
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Adult-only playground overrun by sugar-addicted toddlers.</li> <li>Unparalleled increase in big cat sightings near houses valued at £750,000 and above. </li> <li>Recently opened 'Goat World' theme park unmitigated disaster.</li> <li>Operation Takahe lacking manpower.</li> </ul> <p>Rob is definitely not in prison...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 247: The Relative Hardiness of Stoats Compared to Other Animals
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Shoplifter gets testy after being apprehended by security guards.</li> <li>Supermarket demands victim pay for artisan ketchup used in distraction mugging.</li> <li>Dishevelled robin reluctantly agreed to authorised biography claims author.</li> <li>Fast food chain relieved to confirm that choking hazard was chicken bone.</li> </ul> <p>We enquire about recorders...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 246: A Bizarre and Increasingly Popular Habit of Having Half Naked Women Perform at Funerals
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Onion-eating contest ends in tears.</li> <li>Allo Allo cast members spotted in Gloucestershire sparks fears of a reunion.</li> <li>Interspecies gay love affair immortalised in bronze statue.</li> <li>Headteacher hires burlesque troupe to apologise for pole dancer stunt.</li> </ul> <p>Alex sweats it out...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 245: A Vaguer Yet Darker Memory
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Vigilante with physics A-level shows journalist collection of severed limbs.</li> <li>Police make squirrel that terrorised man official mascot.</li> <li>Forlorn Irishman fails to take the hint.</li> <li>Woman contemplates otherworldly offspring.</li> </ul> <p>Alex makes a conscious decision to search the Internet for 'slut pig'...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 244: The Life and Times of Alfred Hitler
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Homeless man lands brand ambassador role with Wilkin & Sons Ltd.</li> <li>Long faces after woman refused service at drive-thru.</li> <li>Erotic bush gets deflowered.</li> <li>Man tries to enrol adopted son into pre-shoal.</li> </ul> <p>Rob lets the cat out of the bag...literally.</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 243: Questioning the Legitimacy of an Alleged Zebra
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Egyptian zoo unveils world's only zebracorn.</li> <li>Man attacked by rare churchyard-dwelling Pokemon.</li> <li>Police take convicted-criminal based satirical piece to Edinburgh Festival.</li> <li>High street store experiencing spate of novelty inflatable returns due to 'lack of usable holes'.</li> </ul> <p>We tremble before the mighty Thor...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 242: Mr Gee’s Night-Time Raid
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Anonymous man fondles raw chicken.</li> <li>Royal Mail attempt to stop seagull going postal.</li> <li>New Happy Meal toy range proves extremely unpopular with customers.</li> <li>Neighbour mysteriously vanishes following dispute over vandalised pool.</li> </ul> <p>We discuss supermarket sexual favours...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 241: A Shortage of Ice-Cream at a Marriage Party
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Drunkard tries to snatch woman's furry companion. </li> <li>Bears allowed to sh*t in woods again. </li> <li>Spurned groom finds happiness in nearby field.</li> <li>Man brags about vast bird seed fortune to local paper.</li> </ul> <p>It's coming home...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 240: On the Periphery of the Usual Route of Prevailing Winds
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li> <p>Man blames failed relationship on ghost of 7-foot circus ringmaster.</p> </li> <li> <p>Woman caught shaving legs in communal hotel pool states hot tub was already full.</p> </li> <li> <p>Residents of Cornish town believe foul stench of rotting meat coming from Devon.</p> </li> <li> <p>Driver of mobility scooter claims that detailed Airfix model of HMS Vanguard caused hit-and-run.</p> </li> </ul> <p>How do you like to kill your bobcat?</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 239: Busting the Octogenarian Mid-Masturbation
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Heroic boyfriend defends partner by throwing pillows at fox.</li> <li>PETA swoop to rescue already dead duck killed by boy.</li> <li>Sisters spot pensioner 'enjoying the view'.</li> <li>Company owners forced to apologise via news conference after employee repeatedly ordered lunch 3 mins early.</li> </ul> <p>We suggest an alternate ending for Last of the Summer Wine...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 238: A Full Box of Fruits and Two Buckets of Noodles
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Beloved family pet starts sh*tting in woods.</li> <li>Mastermind behind elaborate mail fraud finally unmasked.</li> <li>Drunken raver left feeling sheepish after opportunistic theft on way home.</li> <li>FA Cup Final interrupted by mythical beast in local river.</li> </ul> <p>We ask the burning questions about the fall of Sodom and Gomorrah...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 237: Remnants of Prawn Shells, Condiments, Meat Forks and Sharp Knives Combined with an Apparent Lack of Bunting
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Woman takes photograph of literally nothing.</li> <li>Con artist ensnares elderly parents in lost car scam.</li> <li>Local sh*thole ruined by royal wedding detritus.</li> <li>Child stranded in Bali forced to hitchhike back to Australia.</li> </ul> <p>The Roland Rat impressions make an unwelcome return...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 236: Magnetic Rice and Snakes with Medicinal Properties
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Peanut-addicted badgers lay waste to Scottish castle.</li> <li>Coconut arrested on suspicion of electoral fraud reduced to husk of former self.</li> <li>'Equestrian Escorts' website shut down by police following multiple complaints.</li> <li>The 'Magnetic Rice' diet has attracted the attention of Millennials.</li> </ul> <p>We discuss the greatest decade...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 235: A Little Slice of the More Sordid Side of Life
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LA Podcast 234: Absolute Low-Life Mindless Scum Coward
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Coleslaw sandwich eating burglar comes to sticky end.</li> <li>Honeymooning couple embark on once-in-a-lifetime trip to Torquay.</li> <li>Thug assaults man, swims to France.</li> <li>Robbing hoodies have bow and arrow confiscated by police.</li> </ul> <p>Rob goes AWOL...</p> <p>We discuss the latest release from Faecal Matter...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 233: Racist Offspring of a Canine
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Motorcyclist stopped for speeding informs police that he has transcended the constraints of Road Traffic Law.</li> <li>Mindless vandals target bug hotel. </li> <li>Richard Madeley claims Gallagher brothers burgled his house.</li> <li>Local 'zoo' forced to question the authenticity of vulture bought in car park.</li> </ul> <p>We discuss the latest release from Faecal Matter...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 232: A Personal Harem of Shaggable Swans
<p style="text-align: center;">Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Massive hologram of Vladimir Putin wins election by landslide.</li> <li>Thamesmead Swan Patrol disbands after failing their sole objective.</li> <li>Freezing temperatures results in Southeastern trains running with minor delays of up to five hours.</li> <li>Operation Takahe investigating the disappearance of the White Rabbit of Barnes Bridge.</li> </ul> <p>Alex and Rob take a turn for the worse... </p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 231: Serious Safety Risks Involving Untrained Animals in Flight
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Country Park Assistant Ranger refuses to give up on the fairies.</li> <li>Romantic proposes to Pineapple in Greggs the Delicatessen.</li> <li>Joker brandishes sausage roll in offensive manner.</li> <li>Loyal emotional support hamster meets unceremonious end.</li> </ul> <p>We celebrate the passing of another year...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 230: The Strange and Competitive World of Camel Beauty Pageants
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Jack Sparrow impersonator marries ghost of 300-year-old pirate.</li> <li>French police bring abrupt end to simian sightseeing trip.</li> <li>Man armed with slip of paper attempts post office robbery.</li> <li>Camel beauty contest organisers reluctantly drop swimsuit round. </li> </ul> <p>We are still trying to raise money to replace our defunct microphone. Please donate what you can <a href= "https://www.paypal.com/donate/?token=apwbZ0tXRGXqq_2slTc1haKEMa6SfI4TonxWkHcOnBfvK8qThF2r8YjTYIwDzKQJB_4SYm&country.x=GB&locale.x=GB"> here</a>. Thanks. </p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 229: A Bad Spell of Human Befouling at Bus Stops
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Butcher wielding blood sausage facilitates release.</li> <li>Woman calls RSPCA over slipper welfare concerns.</li> <li>Equipped father heads to park for some alone time.</li> <li>Local council takes drastic action to quell suspected dirty protest.</li> </ul> <p><em>Now with 50% more pointless, rambling chat!</em></p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 228: A Flurry of Unqualified People Delivering Nonsense Sign Language at Important Occasions
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Thamesmead Swan Patrol (TSP) forced to reduce daily patrols due to lack of interest.</li> <li>Surprise surge in chocolate coin sales as confusion surrounding cryptocurrency grows.</li> <li>The Krankies defend 'lewd and offensive' pantomime performance with crass and obscene statement.</li> <li>Origin of Species to be revised after man cements microwave to own head.</li> </ul> <p><em>Also revealed: Rob is left empty-handed yet again...</em></p> <p>Wishing all our listeners a very happy Christmas and restful New Year!</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 227: A Right Orange-Fingered Jabba the Hut
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>The spectre of Robin Hood stages intervention for local UFO expert.</li> <li>Manhunt continues for crazed, pin-wielding fugitive.</li> <li>Travelodge to offer new donkey befriending service.</li> <li>Family rescued by coastguard after being caught 'swerving for a badger'.</li> </ul> <p><em>Also revealed: We investigate the difference between marshland and wetland (which is as dull as it sounds)...</em></p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 226: The Devil's Cucumber
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Faecal connoisseur shaves dog.</li> <li>Pensioner discovers unexploded courgette.</li> <li>Newcastle man admits that pasty tattoo was a misteak.</li> <li>Homeowner mourns the loss of front lawn.</li> </ul> <p>Also revealed: The News Shopper has a new Editor-in-Chief...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 225: Mock Effigies
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Welsh defeat hostile octopuses.</li> </ul> <ul> <li> <p>Remote village burns sacrificial wicker van to the God of broadband speeds.</p> </li> </ul> <ul> <li>Bus company owner sacks entire workforce in order to follow dream or not owning a bus company.</li> </ul> <ul> <li> <p>Papa John's sieg to distance themselves from Neo-Nazi endorsement.</p> </li> </ul> <p>Also revealed: Always count your partridges...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 224: The Veneer of Textbook, Overdone Hipster Pretentiousness
<p>Breaking News: Alex goes it alone for the final time...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 223: A Penis and Testicle-Shaped Mass
<p>Breaking News: Alex goes it alone...(Part 2)</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 222: The Buddhist Foreign Lobster Ritual
<p>Breaking News: Alex goes it alone...(Part 1)</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 221: Severed Penis Air Ambulance Callout
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Deadly sock discovered in Coventry bedroom.</li> </ul> <ul> <li> <p>Local hero to publish explosive diary charting the biodegradable properties of plastic bags.</p> </li> </ul> <ul> <li>Criminal gang charged with handling salmon in suspicious circumstances.</li> </ul> <ul> <li> <p>Man has final game of hide and seek with police before arrest.</p> </li> </ul> <p>Also revealed: We resurrect another pointless feature...</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 220: A Penis from a Greek Statue, Thousands of Sachets of Sea Monkeys and a Suitcase Full of Mannequin Hands
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li><span style="font-weight: 400;">Welsh shopkeeper forced to admit that dogs cannot talk following extensive research.</span></li> </ul> <ul> <li> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Morbid photo stunt damages priceless coffin.</span></p> </li> </ul> <ul> <li><span style="font-weight: 400;">Narcissistic and fantasist brags of his 'f*ck off money'.</span></li> </ul> <ul> <li> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Shock as Paranormal investigator reveals that haunted doll is haunted.</span></p> </li> </ul> <p>Also revealed: <span style="font-weight: 400;">We search faeces on Wikipedia for no discernible reason...</span></p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 219: Donald Trump and the Little Doll Hand Scratches
<p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li>Luddite uses petrol station.</li> </ul> <ul> <li>Possessed charity shop doll scapegoated for infidelity.</li> </ul> <ul> <li>Guinea pig 'deposited' in shopping centre bathroom. </li> </ul> <ul> <li>Novelist and former landlord uses national newspaper to boast of her numerous achievements. </li> </ul> <p>Also revealed: Alex’s powers appear to be failing him…</p> <p>Website: <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></p> <p>Facebook: <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></p> <p>Twitter: @LAPodcast</p>
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LA Podcast 218: An LGBT Friendly, Organic, Knit Your Own Yoghurt Type Place
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Forcible trout delivery destroys man's letterbox.</span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Community group left bewildered after malicious attack.</span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="color: #993300;"><span style= "font-size: 18.6667px;">Charitable stranger donates untreated fox fur coat to shop. </span></span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">DVLA accused of cowardice after backing out of trail by combat request. </span></li> </ul> </div> <p><span style="color: #993300; font-size: 14pt;"><span style= "color: #000000;">Also revealed:</span> We try to source a sixpence...</span></p> <p> </p> <p><span style="color: #993300; font-size: 14pt;"><span style= "color: #000000;">Website:</span> <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></span></p> <p><span style="color: #993300; font-size: 14pt;"><span style= "color: #000000;">Facebook:</span> <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></span></p> <p><span style="color: #993300; font-size: 14pt;"><span style= "color: #000000;">Twitter:</span> @LAPodcast</span></p>
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LA Podcast 217: Rex the Stella Sea Eagle
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">King George III inadvertently takes social media by storm.</span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Amazon's new delivery service proves wildly unpopular.</span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="color: #993300;"><span style= "font-size: 18.6667px;">Bride and groom fall short of having the time of their lives. </span></span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Crystal Palace mascot flies to Newcastle for job interview. </span></li> </ul> </div> <p><span style="color: #993300; font-size: 14pt;"><span style= "color: #000000;">Also revealed:</span> We discuss the eagerly awaited return of Mr Ames...</span></p> <p> </p> <p><span style="color: #993300; font-size: 14pt;"><span style= "color: #000000;">Website:</span> <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></span></p> <p><span style="color: #993300; font-size: 14pt;"><span style= "color: #000000;">Facebook:</span> <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></span></p> <p><span style="color: #993300; font-size: 14pt;"><span style= "color: #000000;">Twitter:</span> @LAPodcast</span></p> <p> </p>
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LA Podcast 216: An NVQ in Bee/Wasp Differential Studies
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Croydon finally gets the hero it never deserved.</span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Arkansas man gets biblical in the name of freedom.</span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="color: #993300;"><span style= "font-size: 18.6667px;">Internal investigation into police biscuit theft starts to crumble. </span></span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Magic money tree blamed for road littered with banknotes in Epping Forest. </span></li> </ul> </div> <p><span style="color: #993300; font-size: 14pt;"><span style= "color: #000000;">Also revealed:</span> Would anyone listen to a podcast called 'Bee Talk'?</span></p> <p> </p> <p><span style="color: #993300; font-size: 14pt;"><span style= "color: #000000;">Website:</span> <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></span></p> <p><span style="color: #993300; font-size: 14pt;"><span style= "color: #000000;">Facebook:</span> <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></span></p> <p><span style="color: #993300; font-size: 14pt;"><span style= "color: #000000;">Twitter:</span> @LAPodcast</span></p> <p> </p>
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LA Podcast 215: A Little Old Lady Living in the Country’s Biggest Taxpayer-Funded Council House
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Accidentally topless Little Mermaid swimsuit surprise hit with single, middle-aged men.</span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Homeless family refuses council house after second storey tent extension nears completion.</span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="color: #993300;"><span style= "font-size: 18.6667px;">Bus driver in the sh*t after taking wrong turn</span></span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Councillors unanimously approve chauffeur for town cat. </span></li> </ul> </div> <p><span style="color: #993300; font-size: 14pt;"><span style= "color: #000000;">Also revealed:</span> The tension is palpable...</span></p> <p> </p> <p><span style="color: #993300; font-size: 14pt;"><span style= "color: #000000;">Website:</span> <a href= "http://www.lapodcast.net/">http://www.lapodcast.net/</a></span></p> <p><span style="color: #993300; font-size: 14pt;"><span style= "color: #000000;">Facebook:</span> <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/">https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/</a></span></p> <p><span style="color: #993300; font-size: 14pt;"><span style= "color: #000000;">Twitter:</span> @LAPodcast</span></p> <p> </p>
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LA Podcast 214: The Mouse Awakens When the Pigeon Flies East
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Man celebrates first day at new job by leaving early and threatening to burn down manager's house.</span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Couple no longer alarmed by clock stuck in wall.</span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">RSPCA rescues goose trapped in thong.</span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Toerag steals mummified digit from signature cocktail. </span></li> </ul> </div> <p><span style="color: #993300;"><span style= "font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;"><em>Also revealed:</em></span> <span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>We discuss the correct way to dispose of a dead goose...</em></span></span></p>
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LA Podcast 213: It's Not a Coalition, You D*ck!
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <div> <ul> <li><span style= "font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">'Problem' cat elected to town council.</span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Police investigation into hand dryer thefts hotting up.</span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Common pineapple takes art world by storm.</span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Ill-conceived low budget remake of Animal Farm lands director in court. </span></li> </ul> </div> <p><span style="color: #993300;"><span style= "font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;"><em>Also revealed:</em></span> <span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>We establish the South Norwood Animal Tracking and Cat Helpline (SNATCH)...</em></span></span></p>
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LA Podcast 212: Liquid of Any Sort in the Face Is a Big Impediment to Action
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Croydon changes town motto to 'No Town is Perfect'.</span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Crisis brewing as Japan faces 'super-mature' adult film star shortage.</span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Man committed to moving lawn.</span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Charity shop sees surprise surge in sales after explicit photos discovered amongst donations. </span></li> </ul> </div> <p><span style="color: #993300;"><span style= "font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;"><em>Also revealed:</em></span> <span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>We receive an offer we can't refuse...</em></span></span></p>
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LA Podcast 211: Voodoo and Vampire Dolls, Dragon Skulls and Zombie Pin Cushions in the Shadow of Gloucester Cathedral
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Black Magic Badger Killers to play fundraiser for neighbourhood witches.</span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Unique Automated Blessing Robot wages holy war against own congregation.</span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Local man believes time traveller may have been captured on old school photograph.</span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Three-legged 'horse' fails to win Poundworld Steeplechase. </span></li> </ul> </div> <p><span style="color: #993300;"><span style= "font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;"><em>Also revealed:</em></span> <span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>We find out what Rob would be willing to do for money...</em></span></span></p>
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LA Podcast 210: Lonely Men in Smart Cars
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Sad badger spotted at car boot sale.</span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Council praised for installation of human faecal bags in local park.</span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Grandmother takes scenic route to hospital appointment.</span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Nurse makes playful comparison between elderly care home resident and Jabba the Hut. </span></li> </ul> </div> <p><span style="color: #993300;"><span style= "font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;"><em>Also revealed:</em></span> <span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>We relish a potential legal challenge...</em></span></span></p>
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LA Podcast 209: Jeremy Kyle and his Degenerate Associates Spouting Endless Platitudes and Statements of the Obvious
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Bistro leaves unpleasant taste in mouth following ill-conceived joke.</span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Man struggles to let go of dead brother. Literally.</span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Cheating husband admits to morning Pernod.</span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Irrelevant rapper organises immersive Lord of the Flies experience. </span></li> </ul> </div> <p><span style="color: #993300;"><span style= "font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;"><em>Also revealed:</em></span> <span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Rob encounters the mythical porn fairy...</em></span></span></p>
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LA Podcast 208: The Mystery of the Bloody Limb (and the Dark Happenings of the Countryside)
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Middle aged man gatecrashes outward bound holiday for disadvantaged teens. </span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Cross-dressing basketball player passes peacefully after learning of Trump's impeachment. </span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Man fails to find anything in his back garden. Twice. </span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">4/5 people in Greater Manchester confused by the prospect of sex on a wine rack.   </span></li> </ul> </div> <p><span style="color: #993300;"><span style= "font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;"><em>Also revealed:</em></span> <span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>We try not to mention Hitler...</em></span></span></p>
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LA Podcast 207: The 'Pets Before Profits' Annual Funeral Pyre and Barbecue
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Nationwide chain store to stop stuffing rabbits into chocolate eggs for Easter. </span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Chelmsford in uproar following Burger King prank. </span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style= "font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Pensioner claims full grown gorilla will fit in a Vauxhall Cavalier. </span></li> </ul> </div> <div> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">North Korea vows retaliation against local paper after Pyongyang compared to Skegness.   </span></li> </ul> </div> <p><span style="color: #993300;"><span style= "font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;"><em>Also revealed:</em></span> <span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>We take time to reflect on the sacrifice made by chocolate Benedict Cumberbatch?</em></span></span></p>
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LA Podcast 206: A Godless, Cheap and Nasty World Where Yobs Seemingly Won't Take Responsibility for Their Own Bowel Movements
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Donkey with low self-esteem struggling to skate again.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Renamed shopping street 'Archway to Hell' sees surprise decline in sales.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Local town beats off stiff competition to be named 'Pervert Capital of the United Kingdom'.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Charity fundraiser cancelled due to lack of interest.    </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed:</em></span> <span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em><span style= "color: #993300;">Would you consider contributing towards Rob's honeymoon?</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 205: Bitter Little Opinions That Have No Actual Factual Content
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Supermarket manager attempts to cut short impromptu guitar solo by eight-year-old.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">'Celebrated' editor takes to his keyboard to vent fury at pigeon-feeding pensioner.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Drunk man fails to order Happy Meal from car wash.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">An alarming new crave called 'Water Drinking Battle for Men' is sweeping Japan</span><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">.    </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed:</em></span> <span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em><span style="color: #993300;">We spend too much time perfecting our Roland Rat impressions...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 204: The Very Worst Kind of Aggravated Vehicle Taking
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Jobseeker fails interview after struggling to answer probing questions.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Corpse successfully contests rigged election.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">'Greggs the Delicatessen' denies employing rats to manage mouse infestation at local store.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Councils told to stop named streets after potential sex offenders</span><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">.    </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed:</em></span> <span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em><span style="color: #993300;">We come up with a new slogan for Birds Eye...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 203: Mr Head and His One Pitiful Rib
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">New human speed bump proving unpopular with motorists.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Man reluctantly admits that 3 hours in A&E preferable to watching Newcastle United.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Cheltenham in shock after unripe avocado used in drive-by.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Canary bears uncanny resemblance to an angry Cheeto</span><span style= "color: #993300; font-size: large;">.    </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style= "color: #993300;">Rob admits to being a Harvester apologist...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 202: The Sad Tale of John Daniel
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Busty bust-up in Toby Carvery.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Village resident regrets selling lover to circus.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Father's fury at sh*tty swing in sh*tty park.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Cornish newspaper breaks Trump 'exclusive'.    </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style="color: #993300;">The Graduation Theory gathers momentum...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 201: Hiding the Sausage and Other Such Phrases for Sexual Intercourse
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">All female Slayer tribute band denies link to Croydon (and surrounding area) Cat Killer.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Matalan defends range of luxury gifts made by 'highest category of UK-based prisoners'.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Shopper tries to locate mystery woman following basket banter.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Police detain poaching gang following unpheasant discovery.    </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style="color: #993300;">Rob makes a cash offer...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 200 (Listener Special): Rasta the Corn Snake and a Giant Grey and White Pomeranian Goose
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Woman shocked by exceptional breasts.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Town refuses to recognise local hero that saved beloved pet from imaginary fire.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Giant goose thought to be heading to Exeter.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">'Expert' claims that the Ford Transit is the extra-terrestrial's light commercial vehicle of choice.    </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style= "color: #993300;">Concern grows for Alex's mental wellbeing...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 199: A Tragic and Unremitting Spiral of Decline that Feeds Off Itself
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Firefighters stunned at duck's ability to swim in water.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Local man insists that everyone should 'get it out' at Christmas.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Foul-mouthed customer upset by free gift.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Husband punches beaver for the first time, apparently.   </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style= "color: #993300;">We name a selection of Welsh recording artists...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 198: A Jack Russell with A Gift for Escapology
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Saviour of poultry returns from the dead in Cornwall.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Man with vendetta launches campaign to rid Gloucester of all pet felines.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Factory worker engages in stand-off with armed police after mother revokes television privileges.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Offensive Christmas decoration is this year's must have for Yewtree.  </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style= "color: #993300;">We wish all our listeners a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year...now, how about a badly sung Christmas carol?</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 197: Peppa Pig and Her Whole Smug Family
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">'West Country Disneyland' finally issued with a cease and desist for copyright infringement.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Overweight son still upset despite a million wishes to the contrary.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Police demand motorist pays for damage to mattress that caused A34 crash.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Car park bones not human.  </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style= "color: #993300;">We address a formal compliant...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 196: A Duck with a Broken Leg, Incorrectly Priced Vodka and Problems with Toileting
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Deer on beach reported to police.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Lindsay Lohan dismisses Northamptonshire town.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Man captures picture of ghost/dog on Snapchat.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Smug b*stard awarded chocolate.  </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style= "color: #993300;">Alex smells his jeans...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 195: A Banker, A Company Director, A Member of an Australian Winemaking Family and A Lord
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Police launch investigation into 'special interest' club established by Tory peer.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Attention seeking roofer finds imaginative new way to embarrass himself.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Delays to train service caused by wrong kind of squirrel.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Aliens force man to go to bed.  </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style= "color: #993300;">Rob gets angry...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 194: No Pirates, Just Druggies
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Shopper severs own toe in protest at store's woeful Christmas display.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Father admits concocting message in a bottle stunt to enliven mundane existence.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Conservation peer may or may not have murdered family pet.</span></li> <li><span style= "color: #993300; font-size: large;">Disagreement quickly slides into mass brawl.  </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style= "color: #993300;">We celebrate the New World Order...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 193: Ronald McDonald and the Magic of Saturated Fats
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Better class of racist thug convicted in Poole.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Off-roading pensioners incite cow stampede.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Panthers believed to have infiltrated several FTSE 100 CEO posts.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Harry Redknapp [REDACTED] [REDACTED] wife following [REDACTED] [REDACTED].  </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style= "color: #993300;">We reluctantly discuss a certain election...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 192: Ghostly Smudge on Owner's Back Door
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">'World's Grumpiest Old Woman 2015' stages naked protest after becoming fed up with everything.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Bus driver finally admits abject hatred of passengers.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Bespoke private offices double as public toilet.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Sex act on nature trail sets evolution back by approximately 65 million years.  </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style= "color: #993300;">Alex reveals his failed career as a magician...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 191: Blatantly Obvious Doomed Attempt to Make Unphotogenic Son into Superstar
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Well-endowed fleas begin reign of terror across South East London.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Police finally crack Travel Cluedo theft.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Man finds Holland-on-Sea deserted with not a Pokemon in sight.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Eight-year-old fails to secure financial backs despite identifying emerging marketing opportunities. </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style= "color: #993300;">We go on pilgrimage...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 190: Chocolate Labrador Galaxy Sex Toy
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Croydon cat killer film 'Operation Takehe' set for London-wide release.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Highly skilled regiment of weaponised monkeys manages to steal nuclear codes.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Footballer stands firm on proposed legal action.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Unlucky Russian scientist watches awkward situation get significantly worse. </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style= "color: #993300;">We launch the campaign for the 'Redistribution of Bank Holidays'...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 189: The Dorchester and District Rabbit Fanciers
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Domino's attempt to liven up boring cheese and ham pizza.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Police track down flasher resembling infamous Bond villain.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Siblings head to Blackheath Common for a 'Pokemon Hunt'.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Teacher caught sneaking in to school to retrieve leftover fish fingers. </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style= "color: #993300;">We debate how clean a pufferfish actually is...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 188: A Charlton Bound Fleet of UFOs
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Former Chancellor believed to be amassing private militia to stage coup.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Beloved inflatable employee forced into early retirement for a crude piece of 'misguided marketing humour'.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Stables left facing bankruptcy after 15 tons of 'equine gold' goes up in flames.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Unusual sculptures become the toast of the town. </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style= "color: #993300;">We consider employing the services of a local professor...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 187: A Full Size Terracotta Garden Statue of Noel Edmunds (House Party Era)
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Olympics in jeopardy after box of matches go missing.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Police appeal for witnesses after alleged 'milking' in local park.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Telephone box protest ends in stalemate.</span></li> <li><span style= "color: #993300; font-size: large;">Claimants to receive abusive voicemails from Job Centre staff until they re-enter employment says Work and Pensions Secretary. </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style= "color: #993300;">Rob buys a birthday card...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 186: A Flock of Seagulls Off Their Beaks on Acid
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Jealous partner seizes on opportunity to release beloved family pet back into wild.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Delivery driver leaves helpful note for self-employed mother.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Village idiot finds herself in yet another hilarious scrape.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Ministry of Justice deny reports of pilot scheme where drones used to deliver meals to prisoners. </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style= "color: #993300;">The YouTube push continues...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 185: An Undisclosed Curry Factory in Wales
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Tinder tool gets the military coup he rightly deserves.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Victim of air rage allowed to fly plane for remainder of flight.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Man delighted at prospect of first 'banana' party.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Helicopter and leaf-blower fails to dry out cricket pitch in time for crucial game. </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style= "color: #993300;">Anyone for YouTube?</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 184: Beautiful Red Permed Hair Reminiscent of the 80's (and a Collection of Chessboards from Colonel Gaddafi)
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Woman shocked to see cock on roundabout.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Terrifying creature revealed to be some old yarn. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Llamas stage protest against Tour de France.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Man bored of Brexit captures pilot of UFO on film.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style= "color: #993300;">We consider filing for copyright infringement...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 183: Excessive Flatulence as a Result of Chocolate Bars and Cheap Curries
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Police smash illegal rubber duck racing ring.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Disgraced former Animal Hospital presenter causing stink in prison. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Man that probably met Michael Jackson convicted of tax avoidance.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #993300; font-size: large;">Mythical 10 man train believed to be active in Barnehurst.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>WARNING: <span style= "color: #993300;">High levels of Brexit contained within this podcast...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 182: Conned into Buying a Lumpy, Useless Mattress
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Electro Smog set to release comeback album produced by Noel Edmonds.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">31 years of karate experience failed to prevent savage attack on washing machine. </span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Vicar invokes diplomatic immunity from the Almighty following drunken arrest.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Department of Work and Pensions refuses to apologise for placing all pensioners in 'non-working/technically deceased' group in order to re-calculate benefits.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style= "color: #993300;">We explore the weird and wonderful submissions for 'the episode' competition...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 181: Subjected to a Long Period of Restricted Liberty (and Unacceptably Trussed Up Like a Chicken)
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Concerns for the mental well-being of 'Priscilla Prim' increase following unprovoked attack on 'Auntie'.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Shitterton upstaged by Brown Willy and Scratchy Bottom. </span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Woefully inadequate man exposed by partner with extensive sex aid collection.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Maid escapes ill-conceived amateur remake of comedy farce starring Michael Palin.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style= "color: #993300;">We revisit a wildly unpopular and often forgotten soap opera...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 180: A Half Man, Half Dog Creature and the Black-Eyed Ghost Children
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Idyllic beauty spot left vacant following werewolf sightings.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Police refuse selfie with naked sleepwalker. </span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Lonely man haunted by amorous pigeons.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Bouncing pervert captured on CCTV.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style= "color: #993300;">Alex threatens to reveal 'old stinker'...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 179: Making Aboriginal Wind Instruments Out of Loo Rolls and Matchsticks
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Band of Dickensian characters stage art heist hoax.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Cuts to defence budget starts to bite. </span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Controversial politician provokes outrage by failing to mention Hitler during interview.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Skin flute 'not a real instrument' claims orchestra.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style= "color: #993300;">Rob goes to a concert...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 178: A Lovely Mixture of Toilet Paper, Raw Sewage and Sweetcorn, Always Sweetcorn
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Ricky Gervais refuses to speak out against (or in favour of) the Croydon Cat Killer.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Family day out ruined by sh*tty trampoline. </span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Jammie dodgers make off with £10,000 worth of biscuits.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Couple has passports confiscated for their own safety.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style= "color: #993300;">We launch an ill-conceived and idiotic competition...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 177: High Voltage Observations in a Light Shop
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Epping Forest police constable finally begins to justify salary.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">South Norwood Animal Rescue and Liberty (SNARL) continue push for global domination. </span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">McDonald's customer politely asked to leave after dining with axe.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">'Celebrity' fabricates invasion of privacy story to raise funds for second pair of Bermuda shorts.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style= "color: #993300;">We discuss the upper age bracket to have your picture taken with a Shetland pony...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 176: Desperate and Illiterate Local News Journalist
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Militant group annexes Swanage and forms breakaway state.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Isolated farmer continues to lose grip on reality amongst her chickens. </span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Bristol residential claims to have had vision of infamous 'Hand of God' goal.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Outgoing journalist decides to mock local dialect in final article.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style= "color: #993300;">We make light of the impending collapse of capitalism.</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 175: The Man with the Makeshift Fleshy Tube
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Intelligent parrot outwits captor.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Violence erupts at Easter fun day after the hot cross buns run out. </span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Covert chip shop reviewer breaks cover. </span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">All the items to make your party go off with a bang found in local canal.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style= "color: #993300;">We return to Derby, just around lunchtime...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 174: Krusty the Crown on Meth
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Man resorts to violence after listening to the Archers.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">The homeless to be given reconditioned laptops to aid property search. </span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Gang of pensioners in the picture for suspicious swan murders. </span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Incomprehensible man believed to have normal sized hands.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style="color: #993300;">We discuss the plays of Arthur Miller and something about Donald Trump...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Episode 173: Emergency Stops for Pigeons and Eduardo the Overweight Cat
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Supermarket forced to clarify that their 'Bag for Life' cannot resurrect the dead.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Woman outraged at 'vile' mannequin that can clearly be seen not wearing a watch. </span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">RSPCA investigate picture of smoking magpie just for something to do. </span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Anonymous review of public toilet makes strange reference to 'sticky' facilities.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style="color: #993300;">The derogatory comments about the suspected career choices of our listeners continue...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 172: Scientific Analysis of Several Headless Cats
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Concerned shopper decides to 'water' frozen vegetables.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Goose shot dead in drive-by sparks nationwide manhunt. </span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Extensive RSPCA investigation into cat murders reveals nothing of interest.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Ironically named charity shop discovered to be selling live hand grenade.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style="color: #993300;">The Woodland Murder Detectives make an unwelcome return...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 171: An Innocent Conversation about Vampires
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Lonely bachelor living vicariously through cat manages to entice fox into grubby world.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Monkey with drink problem purchased by Eynsford based wildlife centre. </span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Man carrying child in fancy dress spotted walking along westbound carriageway of M60.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Woman fails to identify brand of chicken and mushroom slice that led to vicious altercation.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style="color: #993300;">Alex learns of the mystical town of Uttoxeter...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Episode 170: A Brainless Blunder by a Band Leader in a Bavarian-Style Oom-Pah Band
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Martin Clunes to star as the notorious Cat Ripper in six-part dramatisation.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Bovidae cash and carry opens in North Wales. </span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Wildlife centre admits more animals appear to have escaped following audit.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Woman mistakes birdsong for multiple gun shots.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style="color: #993300;">We immerse ourselves in the world of Geoffspresso...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Podcast 169: Mile High Emotional Support Turkey
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Grieving terrapin stolen from family home.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Local councillor vows to 'protect the water' of local pool following vandalism. </span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Couple find disproportionate amount of insects in vegetables.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Man refuses to apologise for 'hilarious visual joke' satirising fast food chain's 'snappy' service.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style="color: #993300;">We continue to make assumptions about our listenership...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Episode 168: A Prosthetic Leg, a Life-Sized Spiderman Doll and Enough Musical Instruments to Form a Band
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Bus company apologises for absurd diversion route.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Waitrose reinstate silver service in cafes after pensioners threaten boycott. </span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Dorset County Council employs private militia to eradicate gangs of rough squirrels.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Family relieved to find beloved relative in London Transport lost property office.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style="color: #993300;">We attempt to find the Cat Ripper of Old Croydon Town...</span></em></span></p>
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LA Episode 167: Whatever Happened to Freedom of Expression Now That The School Nazis Think They Own Kid's Minds?
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Mystery box containing mannequin dressed as Osama Bin Laden washes up on Boscombe beach.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Anarchistic haircut leads to outbreaks of Fascism in school. </span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Police activia looking for suspected in drive-biotic yoghurt attack on croquet teacher.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">One too many viewings of 'Jaws' leads to absurd espionage claim.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style="color: #993300;">Rob makes a shocking and tragic confession (I really am sorry)...</span></em></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com</span></p>
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LA Podcast 166: Three Hundred Complaints, Twelve Injunctions and Three Jail Terms
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Couple discuss the physical and mental challenges of married life.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Pizza chain finds novel way of promoting brand by scanning the frequencies of every emergency service. </span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Set of windows threats to destabilize humanity.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Woman shaken by sight of sunlight in local park.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style="color: #993300;">We give a history lesson on men called Robert Stephenson...</span></em></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com</span></p>
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LA Podcast 165: Tired of Concerns about Feral Pigs Going Unheard by the Forestry Commission
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Steep rise in heartbroken horses reported by RSPCA.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Old milkman delivers tedious anecdote. </span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Excessive sunshine brings rail network to its knees.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Wild boar hunter looking for excuse to kill again.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style="color: #993300;">The social media cull continues...</span></em></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com</span></p>
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LA Podcast Listener Special (164): Melamine Formaldehyde Resin and Phosphoric Acid Spillage Blocking Routes to East Anglia
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Man demands girlfriend and cat be charged by police in relation to missing bacon.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Dangerous driver pilloried for ludicrous choice of driving music. </span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Careless farmer concedes that missing sheep may have simply wandered off.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Holidaymakers shocked to discover continent full of foreigners.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style="color: #993300;">All listener. Some filler.</span></em></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com</span></p>
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LA Podcast 163: Lukewarm Soup, Stale Bread, Rock Hard Stuffing Balls and Cold Christmas Lunch served Three Hours Late
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Jim Morrison surfaces to comment on vociferous wind turbine.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Mascot of away team deemed to be national security threat. </span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Unpopular character from totalitarian regime booed at Star Wars premier.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Cross-dressing drug addict acquitted of trespassing into 'panda enclosure'.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style="color: #993300;">The donations keep rolling in...</span></em></span></p> <p> </p> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com</span></p>
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LA Podcast 162: The Fascist Octopus has Sung its Swan Song
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Fire Brigade praised by RSPCA for coming to the aid of a bullied parakeet.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Online fraudster lands major book deal after raunchy phishing scripts go viral. </span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Pirate cafe fails to float everyone's boat.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Local newspaper apologises for suggesting children should be sacrificed when confronted with a cougar attacked.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style="color: #993300;">We plan a trip to the Magic Kingdom...</span></em></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em><span style="color: #993300;">Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Thank you all for your continued support, see you in 2016!</span></em></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com</span></p>
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LA Podcast 161: Overzealous Pursuit of a Man who allegedly Dropped Litter
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Man assaulted by fish tank.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Rumours of Peter Gabriel auditioning monkeys for new project spread. </span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Police Christmas tree far from arresting.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Football fan outsmarted by mascot.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style="color: #993300;">We champion a new nickname for Mr Duncan Smith MP...</span></em></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com</span></p>
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LAPodcast 160: The Thought Processes of Fantasist Americans who want to Control the World
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Hair and beauty students learn how those with mental illness change light bulbs.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Woman defends noise complaint against neighbour's cries for help.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Man accidentally attends yet another racist puppet show.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Organisers admit that event theme of 'burn the disabled' may not have been in the spirit of Christmas.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style="color: #993300;">Alex gets a belated birthday/early Christmas present...</span></em></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com</span></p>
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LA Podcast 159: Human Slaughter in Correct Conformity with the Marquess of Queensbury Rules
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Christmas lights resembling pair of pants get taken down.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">African head of state beginning to resemble sci-fi villain.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Sale of massive knitted bra reveals knockers from far and wide.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Idiots register interest in purchasing glorified shed.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style="color: #993300;">We revisit a well-loved cop show...</span></em></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com</span></p>
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LA Podcast 158: A Naked, Wet and Incoherent Man
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Disgruntled builder exacts revenge on local 'celebrity'.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Charity bake sale takes unexpected erotic turn.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">NHS to begin recruiting specialist pigeons to replace junior doctors.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">80 mile 'other realm' golden bridge fails to reunite man with former lover.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style="color: #993300;">Rob has a new job...hopefully</span></em></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com</span></p>
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LA 157: An Out-of-Date Drink with Mould and Rot Floating Inside
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Local paper takes up residence in newly opened Awesome Tower.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Man outraged after supermarket chain refuses to pay off mortgage in compensation for mouldy drink.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Fast food giant attempts to sue ex-employee for excess use of ketchup.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Another deplorable Hunt speaks out against Corbyn.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style="color: #993300;">Rob admires some Turkish topiary</span></em></span></p>
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LA 156: Putting a Can of Deodorant through a Self-Service Till as a Banana
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Security guard stolen by shoplifter.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Woman speaks out after vicious attack leaves her unable to hold hors d'oeuvre plate at parties.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Phat Duong threatened by King Kong following alleged damage to his Ferrari.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Witness confused by what constitutes a big cat.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style="color: #993300;">We pitch a light-hearted cartoon about a serial shoplifter and her crazy antics</span></em><span style="color: #993300;"><em>...</em></span></span></p>
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LA 155: A Half Submerged Crocodile on Top of a Coffin, Freddy Krueger, a Floral Pacemaker and Other Unusual Funeral Flower Requests
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Woman retreats to Scotland to avoid comparisons to comedy scarecrow.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Serial adulterer Tom Jones struggles to understand wife's depression.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Falcons make break for freedom following failed record attempt.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Well-endowed Spiderman has breakdown at children's party.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style="color: #993300;">We debated on whether to call an ambulance</span></em><span style="color: #993300;"><em>...</em></span></span></p>
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LA 154: I'm Ronnie F**king Pickering!
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a>, <a href="https://instagram.com/lapodcast/">Instagram</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Man protects baby from teenager brandishing confetti.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Tories unveil plans to tax the under-threes.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Foul play leaves grandfather heartbroken.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Husband's anger at emergency services delay in responding to his letter requesting urgent assistance.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style="color: #993300;">We consider recording a Spanish language podcast called 'La Podcast'</span></em><span style="color: #993300;"><em>...</em></span></span></p>
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LA 153: David Cameron: An Insidious, Vindictive, Vile Excuse of a Man
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a>, <a href="https://instagram.com/lapodcast/">Instagram</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Prime Minister banned from West Yorkshire pig race fundraiser.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Couple enjoy trip to local park to feed the rats.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Man forcibly removed from children's party after performing unsettling pigeon 'trick'.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Decapitated gingerbread man sparks police investigation in Derby.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style="color: #993300;">We give instructions on how to judge a book by its cover</span></em><span style="color: #993300;"><em>...</em></span></span></p>
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LA 152: A Giant Continental Rabbit with a Permanent Head Tilt
<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a>, <a href="https://instagram.com/lapodcast/">Instagram</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Local idiot digs own grave.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Zoo owner denies taking frustration out on animals after failed license renewal.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Scruff man wins political talent show.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: #993300;">Abusive marketing strategy works wonders for failing restaurant</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><em>Also revealed: <span style="color: #993300;">We discuss the New World Order</span></em><span style="color: #993300;"><em>...</em></span></span></p>
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LA 151: Permitting Outsiders to Bring Their Disgusting Habits and Tempting our Young Folk
<p>The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.</p> <p> </p> <p>Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a>, <a href="https://instagram.com/lapodcast/">Instagram</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li class="MsoNormal">Abstract retelling of Lewis Carroll's classic entitled <em>Tony Blair in Wonderland </em>opens to mixed reviews.</li> <li class="MsoNormal">Bournemouth residents demand a better class of tramp.</li> <li class="MsoNormal">Anonymous vigilante remains anonymous.</li> <li class="MsoNormal">Misleading 'ponies and puppies' event provokes outrage in Welsh village.</li> </ul> <p><em>Also revealed: </em><em>Is Alex the victim of an elaborate washing machine based prank...</em></p>
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LA 150: Incredible Response to Bacon Complaint
<p>The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.</p> <p> </p> <p>Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a>, <a href="https://instagram.com/lapodcast/">Instagram</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>Stories this week include:</p> <ul> <li class="MsoNormal">Supermarket pulls crunch fish finger range after safety concerns.</li> <li class="MsoNormal">Grandmother attempts to stage amateur production of West Side Story with gang of feral peacocks found in kitchen.</li> <li class="MsoNormal">Channel 5 denies exploring viability of migrant themed game shows after receiving ill-conceived list of concepts via e-mail.</li> <li class="MsoNormal">Customer complains to supermarket. Supermarket responses.</li> </ul> <p><em>Also revealed: </em><em>A strange, talking, Cockney Weetabix...</em></p>
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LA 149: "Scumbag Numpty's who are Out of Work, Loaded with Testosterone & are Druggies"
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a>, <a href="https://instagram.com/lapodcast/">Instagram</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Bragging criminal fails to impress petrol station cashier.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Protests continue as Jack the Ripper museum fails to adequately convey plight of suffragettes.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Company refuses to collect skip containing light aircraft.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Rotting fish corpse thought to be prop from low budget film 'Pikenado!'</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></em><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">We discuss the merits of the Natural History Museum...</span></em></p>
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LA 148: A Cheetah on the Moon
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a>, <a href="https://instagram.com/lapodcast/">Instagram</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Serial gardener wanted by police.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Beloved lawn ornament makes a break for freedom.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Notorious Norfolk biker gang believed to be behind string of broken marriages.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Unconfirmed sightings of weaponised falcon reported over Kent.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></em><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Rob camps it up...</span></em></p>
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LA 147: The Litigious and Greedy Society We Live In
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a>, <a href="https://instagram.com/lapodcast/">Instagram</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Course designed for able-bodied to experience disability branded offensive and tasteless.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Man claims to have domesticated seagull.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Jeremy Hunt delayed response to #ImInWorkJeremy backlash due to extended weekend break.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Woman hunted down by supermarket chain following mouldy sweetcorn complaint.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></em><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">We drop some hints...</span></em></p>
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LA 146: Intercourse with Demons
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a>, <a href="https://instagram.com/lapodcast/">Instagram</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Investigative journalist secures exclusive interview with woman during act of public urination.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Man fails to explain unexpected erection following supermarket trip.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Melodramatic mother manages to ruin son's birthday yet again.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Big cats in Gloucestershire believed to have acquired firearms.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></em><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">The Woodland Murder Detectives face an uncertain future...</span></em></p>
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LA 145: A Set of Bloody Three-Toed Footprints and Some Shed Reptile Skin Nearby
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a>, <a href="https://instagram.com/lapodcast/">Instagram</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Dinosaur eggs designed to 'inspire imagination' triggers state of panic among children in primary school.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Residents express anger after neighbour's extension blocks out sun.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Michael Jackson impersonator struggles to light candle.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Party members throw backing behind 'Vote Labour and Win a Microwave!' slogan ahead of the 2020 election.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></em><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Rob tells some 'jokes'...</span></em></p>
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LA 144: Persistently Making Use of a Public Electronic Communications Network for the Purpose of Causing Annoyance, Inconvenience or Needless Anxiety
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a>, <a href="https://instagram.com/lapodcast/">Instagram</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Fossil hunter finds dog sized dinosaur skeleton in Wales.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Family request information after theft of hideous garden ornament.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Local vigilante remains anonymous despite revealing identity.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Man loses perspective after close encounter with pike.</span></li> </ul> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></em><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">We reveal a cunning plan...</span></em></p>
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LA 143: Another Human Right Crushed by a Judicial Puppet
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a>, <a href="https://instagram.com/lapodcast/">Instagram</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Production company needlessly slaughters dinosaur to promote film.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Reputable door-to-door fish salesman vilified by police.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Buzzard continues reign of terror in local park.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Driver claims severe damage to car following accident appeared to aid performance</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18px;">We discuss the benefits of electoral fraud...</span></em></p>
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LA 142: A Nice Comfortable Place for Mature, Sensible People to Come and Enjoy Themselves
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a>, <a href="https://instagram.com/lapodcast/">Instagram</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">NHS cuts hit hard in Scotland.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Davis Attenborough apologises for wanton destruction of theme park model.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">New record price set for bottle of Cherryade by Welshman.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Adult cinema withdraws conc</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">essionary membership for under 18s.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18px;">We extinguish the camp fire...</span></em></p>
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LA 141: Revenge of the Amazing Pube Beard Man
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Unexplained rise in anti-social behaviour linked to guest ale in South East London.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Middle class revealed to be stealing from John Lewis for fun.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Woman denies being hero after strangling woodland creature.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Fantasist apologises to friends and family after local paper story greatly exaggerates boring stag do.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18px;">We make some generalisations...</span></em></p>
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LA 140: Pathetic Miscreants Living a Soulless Existence
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">MP triumphs over local dog to win marginal seat.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Hospital praises contractor for cutting costs of confidential waste disposal.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Aggressive beggars ruining area for upstanding casual drinkers.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Visiting celebrity coerced into promoting under threat tourist attraction.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18px;">We invade Instagram (we're @lapodcast in case you're interested)...</span></em></p>
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LA 139: £160 in Cash, Bank Cards, a Travel Pass and a Memory Stick of Photos of a Holiday to Arizona for a Friend’s Wedding
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Farage has photo taken with potential immigrants in petrol station.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Cowboy mourns loss of wallet following near fatal heart attack.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Footballer caught scoring sacked by club.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Sex cinema reveals stiff members only policy.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18px;">We fail to learn from our mistakes...</span></em></p>
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LA 138: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Missing parrot berated for woeful grasp of English.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Search for naked pervert builds to climax.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Legless individual cons taxi driver out of fare.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Good Samaritan criticised over questionable call to emergency services.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18px;">Rob enquires about a celebratory pint...</span></em></p>
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LA 137: World Shattering Cutting-Edge Community Journalism at its Very Best!
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Fisherman redefines what constitutes high-speed chase.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Cloud-shaped cloud revealed to be cloud.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Pensioner foils trousers thief.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Babysitter uses Craigslist without adequate training.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18px;">We read a review (of a supermarket)...</span></em></p>
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LA 136: Like an Innuendo but with Lewd Anti-Religious Connotations
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Heritage railway shunted into corner over position on hardcore porn film.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Woman sees nothing through window.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Local vicar unmasked as renegade street artist.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Cafe attempts to regain license by agreeing to curtail adult nights and install indoor toilet.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18px;">Rob is exonerated...</span></em></p>
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LA 135: Raising a Smile and Relief from this Election Rubbish
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Pervert outraged following April Fools' prank at bike shop.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Man shacks up with formerly famous eagle.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Court finds cardboard toilets now worth the paper they're printed on.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Charity inundated with donations following bouncing breast event.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18px;">Rob is unmasked as an April fool...</span></em></p>
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LA 134: Two Horns, Three Metallic Head Beads and Two Dyed Eyes in Homage to the Parrots
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Bogus masseur alleged to carry clipboard.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Postman sacked off after failure to deliver.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Drunken pig banned from pub following spate of anti-social behaviour.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Local council's Feline Refuse Disposal Officer leaps into action again.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18px;">We ask 'have you donated yet?'</span></em></p>
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LA 133: Bullet-Hard Nipples and a Painful Four Hour Erection
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Journalist finally rewarded with membership of 'private club' after string of articles boost revenue.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Lovejoy wannabe has motor home and trailer full of antiques stolen.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Teacher calls God seeking career advice.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Tesco shock at sudden increase in banana sales.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18px;">Rob goes for a walk and Alex has an unwelcome visitor...</span></em></p>
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LA 132: Baseball Bats, Planks of Wood, Broken Bottles and a Metal Railing
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Cow wears bike as fashion accessory.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Man warms member in toast.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Customers report uneasy feeling after visit to fast food restaurant.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Sleepy burglar rudely awakened.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18px;">Rob makes his move...</span></em></p>
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LA 131: From Ex-Scout to Co-operative Soldier of Fortune (with a Wealth of Camping and Survival Experience)
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Former scout calls local paper after changing his mind about becoming astronaut despite ability to name all planets in order.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">X-rated version of Fifty Shades of Grey in 4D proves too much for cinema goers.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Woman has breakfast following car crash.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Toddler fails to give reasonable defence for watching television without license.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18px;">Rob confesses to staging a photo opportunity...</span></em></p>
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LA 130: Traumatic Tea Towel Fire Terror
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Editor beats morning stiffness.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Homeowner banned from keeping tea towels for 5 years.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Local newspaper gives blow by blow account of visit to sex cinema.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Cambodian family deprived of literacy by Parcel Force.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18px;">Alex gets the gift of time...</span></em></p>
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LA 129: Watery on the Palate before Revealing a Foul Aftertaste
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Pub critic assaulted by inflatable goalpost.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Roger Moore blackmailed into reading local paper. </span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Interpol launches international manhunt for feline serial killer.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Man questions life plan after selling surfboard to buy £300 picture of laptop.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18px;">Alex launches an appeal!</span></em></p>
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LA 128: Complimentary Wine, Beer and Viagra, in addition to a Souvenir Video of the Activities
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">'Car Park Pete' causes city of Derby to declare bankruptcy.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">B&B's optional extras package results in threefold increase in bookings. </span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Mysterious blue fox checks out of Travelodge.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Complaint over excessive use of innuendo casts shadow over train guard's illustrious career.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18px;">We read a sexy bedtime story!</span></em></p>
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LA 127: Some Haggard Disgusting Old Woman with Some Kind of Awful Skin Condition
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Michael forced to change password.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">One-hit wonder attacks holidaymaker after table ownership dispute. </span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Author traumatised by 'factual' randy ghost hitchhiker story.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Police apologise after fat joke results in numerous road closures.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18px;">Alex buys a book!</span></em></p>
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LA 126: A Poor and Unfortunate Creature Hit by a Ships Propeller
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Bathroom showroom manager admits distributing illegal bus stop fetish porn.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Ketamine experiment findings highlight Croydon to have 'nicest' people in London. </span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Dog lover reveals intention to have all dog bridal party.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Struggling artist turns to local news headlines in desperation.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18px;">We receive a strong early contender for E-Fit of the Year...</span></em></p>
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LA 125: Comedy Sketches, Audience Participation, Crossing-Dressing Elves and a Series of Dares (AKA: An Era Before Money and Satan Took Over)
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/lapodcast" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://lapodcast.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a> or e-mail: <a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Charitable man gives £3,000 to unlucky pair.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Restaurant manager's racist rant following disagreement over the Louisiana Purchase. </span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Sexually frustrated couple use light-hearted festive comedy sketch as therapy.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Jeweller denies knowledge of deliberate drain blockage which led to record sales due to sewage flood.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18px;">We briefly mourn the passing of Tigger...</span></em></p>
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LA 124: A Life of Avian Isolation watching Liza Minnelli Musicals on DVD
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Beauty queen wins Mediocre Smile of the Year award.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Rare Bulgarian Shyte Hawk spotted in Kent.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">The Special One denies rumoured signing of Jesus Christ.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Ex-porn star releases budget French cook book which includes recipes such as sucre sur la pain and cornflakes avec de l'eau.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18px;">Um Bongo, Um Bongo, they drink it on the podcast...</span></em></p>
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LA Episode 123: The Love Child of Desperate Dan and Mrs Potato Head
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Barrister charged with contempt of court after making excessive number of lamppost related jokes during trail.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Police arrest squirrel under the Terrorism Act following standoff in school playground.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Operation Yuletree releases more detailed description of criminal dressed as Santa Claus after 10,000+ suspected sightings.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Woman reveals that she believed Blackheath park bench stranger to be a nutter.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></em><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18px;">We start work on our new bestselling novel 'Croquet in Baghdad'...</span></p>
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LA 122: Two Leopard Skulls, Four Monkey Heads and a Skeleton of an Infant Crab eating a Macaque
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Bus driver arrested by grammar police.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Gas safety certificate containing declaration of love backfires spectacularly.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Blindness curse lifted by 'magical' optician.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Hospital's theatrical production based upon Greek mythology in jeo</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">pardy after Icarus goes method.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></em><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18px;">Alex unwittingly returns to Dickensian London...sort of.</span></p>
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LA 121: The Cock Happy Electric Chicken
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Manager politely reminds customer that staff will not exchange money for sex.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Man demands refund from pet manufacturer after taking traumatised dog on luxury spa break.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Woman disappointed after impulse buy with suggestive name turns out to be toy chicken.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Cream tea offered as compensation to working class mother.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></em><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18px;">We demand to know how far away the goats are?!</span></p>
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LA 120: Embarrassing Cash Machine Translation Mishap
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Catford celebrates victory in UK's sexiest bus route competition.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Court hears depraved man suggest Crayford day trip to unsuspecting partner.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Driver refuses to pay delivery charge on chicken tikka after ploughing car in takeaway window.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Restaurateur cautioned by police after force feeding expired food produce to grandmother following food hygiene inspection.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></em><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18px;">Our top three tips for correctly identifying excrement...</span></p>
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LA 119: A Stolen Bronze Dragon and a Statue of Jesus
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Protestors get their bloody meat out in Central London.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Woman hands over £1,500 to bogus door-to-door council tax collector.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Criminal slams cost of coach hire as daylight robbery.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">Scrap metal dealer and crematorium plaque enthusiast denies clandestine marriage to badger.</span></li> </ul> <p> </p> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed:</span></em><span class="apple-converted-space"><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></em></span><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #aa0213;">We keep the camp fire burning…</span></em></p>
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LA 118: Horrible Husky Death Pact
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Nick Berry found safe and wealthy after concern from local media.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Fish puns in newspaper article overshadow seriousness of road traffic accident.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Bird of prey centre deny dinosaur breeding program.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Express gynaecology clinic condemned by medical professionals.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></em><em><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18.1818180084229px;">We attempt to find out whether we get to keep the pen...</span></em></p>
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LA 117: A Few Wisps of Tepid Air Achieving Nothing
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Street performer burned at the stake for witchcraft in Woolwich.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Man admits that unwitting lie to girlfriend led to international campaign.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">College of Psychic Studies graduate fails to see link to terrorist organisation.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Female giant spotted in Cardiff restaurant.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></em><em><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18.1818180084229px;">Too much detail about our nocturnal ablutions...</span></em></p>
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LA 116: Zillions of Neurotic Cats and Tarted-Up, Silly, Yappy Doggies!
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Mushroom enthusiast and fun guy suspected of sexual foraging</span><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Helicopter pilot questions structural rigidity of brick wall belonging to Communist.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Fully grown male found wrapped around boiler in family's kitchen.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Cat killer phones in deadly snake sighting to elude capture</span><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;"></span><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></i><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">The animal noises make a welcome return...</span></i></p>
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LA 115: Steaming Pile of Chanticleer Ornamental Pears
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Council ridicules resident after failing to identify an apple</span><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Boxer arrested after claiming left hook healed the sick.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Pub chain deny dirty dishcloth cover-up.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Obedient Wives Club admits booking error following lecture at local Women's Institute branch</span><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;"></span><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></i><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">Just why would you burn down the worker's shed...?</span></i></p>
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LA 114: Year Long Campaign of Vandalism by Anti-English Racists (or Arrogant Little Sh*ts in Rusty Transits)
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Pensioner traumatised by protruding door excluder flashbacks</span><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Insurance company quietly selves comprehensive straw cover policy.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Se7en themed birthday party brought to abrupt end after present giving.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Woman disgraced by horse fingered by rag & bone men.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;"></span><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></i><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">Just who is Ethel Testicles...?</span></i></p>
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LA 113: Bristol Suburb Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Attack
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Man caught off guard by pomegranate</span><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Survey finds that 1 in 5 believe London to be separate country.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Travelling meat salesmen questioned by police.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Ninja turtle prime suspect in turf war shooting.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;"></span><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></i><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">Rob forgets the lobster...</span></i></p>
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LA 112: A Can of Special Brew and a Tesco Mop
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Sentient cash machine turns political.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Shopping trolley celebrated as local hero after filling void in station car park.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Market trader prosecuted after selling sex pills to underage seahorses.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Cat takes neighbours hostage after receiving Antisocial Behavioural Order from council.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;"></span><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></i><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">We sit in the dark...</span></i></p>
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LA 111: One of the Most Brutal Fascist Regimes the World has Ever Witnessed
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Diabetes charity falls victim to ironic burglary.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Protester disavowed by Anonymous collective after failing to understand the definition of anonymity.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Historians ridicule 'ludicrous' link between road signs and Nazi atrocities.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Police consider demand for 10 day all inclusive Caribbean cruise made by man on rooftop.</span></li> </ul> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></i><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">We mourn the loss of B*stard the sheep...</span></i></p>
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LA 110: Depraved and Devious Transgender MOD Tights Fetishist
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Man reunited with semi-naked father.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Sailor blames map of Southampton for almost certain death.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Repeat victim of raw sewage floor contemplates move.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Tesco reconsiders £50 Oddbins voucher for participants of Go Sober 2014.</span></li> </ul> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></i><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">We discuss the cut-off age for the Now That's What I Call Music compilations...</span></i></p>
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LA 109: Miliband Beheading Comment
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Recently found left-handed teenager missing again.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Police smash anti-feline terrorist ring.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Conman facing jail time after conning woman with biscuity treat scam.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Racist unsurprisingly racist.</span></li> </ul> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></i><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">We apologise for the tone we've set...</span></i></p>
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LA 108: Weird Skinny Burger King-Eating "Veggie"
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Tesco introduces mandatory chocoloate bar identification training.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Tests reveal that mystery object found in loaf of bread to be 15th century Papal ring.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Gnomes held in police custody on firearms charge.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Environmentalist attempts to recycle disused JCB digger.</span></li> </ul> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></i><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">We discuss the bread product compensation scale...</span></i></p>
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LA 107: Painfully Ill-fitting Spare Limb: Stories of Alienation and Disaster
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Animatronic tyrannosaurus stolen from council estate in Hackney.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Cockle boat owner denies bragging to locals about prosthetic leg sale.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Father struggles to feed monster baby.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Supermarket giant refuses to compensate man who found crab in cereal.</span></li> </ul> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></i><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">Rob has some new neighbours...</span></i></p>
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LA 106: Fire Damaged BlackBerry Device
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Sex shop trails drone delivery service.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Stationery shortage results in city farm taking drastic action.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Impoverished volunteer bailiff beheads swan.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Police fail to find cat in showering woman video despite repeat viewings.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></em><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">We ask "can you smell chip fat?"</span></em></p>
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LA 105: A Dangerous Mix of Vanity and Stupidity
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Man answers phone up to six times a day.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Fusion takeaway admits that curry surprise ingredients may have been somewhat ambiguous.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Extremely low budget Hulk remake filmed in Deptford.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Millionaire incites cat euthanasia plan after being abandon by childhood kitten.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></em><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">We hatch a plan involving the elderly..</span></em></p>
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LA 104: Pubic Hair Drive-Thru Altercation
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Reporter milks large nippled dog story.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Couple deny illicit hotel liaison with escort rabbit.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Primary school defends work experience programs with strip club and travelling circus.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">'Pet of the Week' story dropped after talking bird found to be paranoid delusion.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></em><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">Alex impersonates a budgie...</span></em></p>
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LA 103: Small Pieces of Plastic in a Ciabatta
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Gambling addict prosecuted after placing bet on length of time before child stolen from outside bookmakers.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Miraculous improvement in child's eyesight after told to move closer to objects.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Police Commissioner turns to Cup a Soup for comfort and policy advice.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Charity shop staggered by dramatic increase in donations of broken glass and Annie Lennox CDs.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></em><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">We discuss cats and cafes...</span></em></p>
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LA 102: Inhumane and Cruel Acts against Innocent Animals
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Fly-tipping of unwanted eagles on increase.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Swans destroyed by spawn of scum parents.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">81-year-old crow attack victim makes dubious career claim.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Passenger indignant after staff refuse discount on day return to Holyhead for pony.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></em><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">We mourn the passing of a comedy legend...</span></em></p>
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LA 101: Russian Aerobics Instructors in Need of Assistance with Air Fares
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">KFC attempts to woo lucrative funeral trade with allocated park spaces for hearses.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Orange unveils new 'Pathetic' price plan for contemptible customers.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Former decorator still single despite lonely hearts advert for 'slim, top heavy, 20-25 year old stunner with no discernible intelligence. No fat chicks.'</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Shortage of Einstein busts and Buddha statues blamed for fall in inflation.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></em><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">We investigate a murder...</span></em></p>
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LA 100: A Blur of Animal Abuse, Editor's Eye's, Memorable Characters and other forms of Odd Behaviour
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Mass brawl at bus garage open day following disparaging Routemaster joke.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Deadly cheetah on loose is 'occupational hazard' claims owner.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">UKIP candidate makes spurious claim that homeless foreigner took cardboard box from homeless British man which prompted alleged assault.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Welsh people 'superior genetic material' claims part-time Ufologist and fantasist.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></em><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">We reflect on the last 99 episodes...</span></em></p>
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LA 99: £500,000 Moby Dick Golf Course
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Emergency services question soaring costs of superfluous rescue boat.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Family man moves back in with parents after hilarious prank comes to fruition.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">High Priestess denies link between dirty nappies and the occult.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Sh*tbags fingered in attempted asthmatic memorial bench theft.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></em><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">We get interrupted...</span></em></p>
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LA 98: A Callbox in Afganistan
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Nick Griffin, BNP Chairman denies shameless attempt to secure female vote by canvassing in drag.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Police close-in on amateur social worker after stethoscope found in hedgerow.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Mice annex council house and establish sovereign territory.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Somalia pirate exchanges life on the high sea for deputy manager position in local Gregg's delicatessen.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></em><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">We discuss the romantic side of a theme park ride...</span></em></p>
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LA 97: Small Pink Spade and a Deceptive Angle
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Discredited historian claims clowning profession descended from Jesus.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Dramatic increase in requests for Victorian hairstyles reports salon.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">School introduces corset and suspenders discussion to sex and relationships education.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Security guard suspended after using genitals to search items for contraband.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></em><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">Rob struggles...</span></em></p>
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LA 96: Alfredo the Magical Clown
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Seven-year-old headteacher ushers in changes reminiscent of Victorian workhouse.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Swingers delighted by Black Bullhead discovery.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Clown shortage unrelated to ongoing police operation says clown union, No Laughing Matter.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Misconceptions about Wales found to be only partial true.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Amateurish podcast features in local paper after competition entry (<a href="http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/11115423.Top_10_Andy_Parkes_quotes_____words_of_wisdom_from_News_Shopper_editor/?ref=mac" target="_blank">Click here</a>).</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></em><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">We endorse the legendary triangular Swiss chocolate with honey and almond nougat...</span></em></p>
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LA 95: A Bladed Article outside the Club
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Local pub praised for security measures in review.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Woman inherits supermarket empire after finding rancid pastrami.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Fast food chain defends advertisements aimed at pets.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Grandmother threats bouncer after disparaging remark about bicycle repair business.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></em><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">We cover the same story...</span></em></p>
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LA 94: Sympathy with a Convicted Arsonist
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Disgruntled park keeper admits laying poison sandwich traps.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Smoke alarm aid burns in fire.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Arsene Wenger denies Joan of Arc rumour.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Pathetic child distressed after find rat in bed.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></em><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">How to fit a duvet through a letterbox...</span></em></p>
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LA 93: Ill-Conceived Badger Carcass Transportation Crusade
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Flying ace Sidcup Morrison knighted in Queen's Birthday Honours List.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Greendale residents outraged after postmaster alleged to resemble dead tree.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Newspaper launches top ten list competition after news dries up.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">UFO sighting found to be cloud-shaped cloud.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></em><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">We decide to enter a competition...</span></em></p>
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LA 92: More Bitterness than the Lemon Aisle in Sainsbury's.
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Criminal receives 'Get out of Jail' free card after successfully committing all known offences.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">'Money over Humanity' slogan dropped by global restaurant chain. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Mayor outlines controversial crocodile defence tax.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Middle-class toddler trouser horror.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></em><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">We converse with a pond...</span></em></p>
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LA 91: Afterlife Holiday Camp
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Bananas uncovered as new gateway drug.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Top ten best sociopathic chat-up lines revealed. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Grieving Orpington man denies knowledge of pre-booked break to Amsterdam after funeral.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Croydon chosen as new face of mayonnaise.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></em><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">We fondly remember the Mir Space Station Fire.  </span></em></p>
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LA 90: A Beginners Guide to Child Friendly Duck Snuff Films
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">New fashionable dead mouse cocktail hits Shoreditch.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Door-to-door brick saleman outraged by malicious allegations. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Supermarket chain agrees lucrative mineral water deal with local pond.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Drunken man cooks pants after mistaking wardrobe for fridge.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></em><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">The romance comes to an abrupt end.  </span></em></p>
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LA 89: Green Anti-War Whack Jobs
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Customer mistakenly identifies insect found in kebab.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">University withdraws funding after remote controlled cockroach. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Pavlova theft sparks nationwide condemnation.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Shrub implicated in swan murder.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></em><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">Alex has an axe to grind...not literally. </span></em></p>
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LA 88: McSh*t, Lies and a Large McSlurry
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Customer suggests anarchic new burger to fast food 'restaurant'.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Journalist meets premature end over unsympathetic story. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Fairies discovered in rural barn.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Tourist found using correct pronunciation results in immediate name change for Welsh village.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed:</span></em><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;"> Rob uncovers his true heritage... </span></em></p>
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LA 87: Bizarre and Spurious Objections to Part Time Lighting
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Taxi driver discovers headlights after 13 years in the business.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Pigeon fancier grounded by council. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">English breakfast composition discussion descends into anarchy.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Significant breakthrough in historical saw theft rocks local community.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed:</span></em><em><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;"> The continental feel continues... </span></em></p>
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LA 86: A Secondhand Caravan in the Outback
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"></span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Mysterious rise in repetitive strain injury in Stroud.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">26 liars revealed after local survey on television ownership. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Work-shy gypsy curses haunted council house.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Grandmother mourns loss of crap Christmas present.</span></li> </ul> <p><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed:</span></i><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;"> Rob's dress sense is called into question...  </span></i></p>
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LA 85: Pre-Planned Christmas Day Hotel Lunch
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"></span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Deputy Chief Sewer Flusher once again overlooked for promotion.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Mysterious dusty vase found among Christmas presents. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Missing dog loses picture competition.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Train Operating Company denies passenger culling suggestion to reducing running costs.</span></li> </ul> <p><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed:</span></i><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;"> Alex completes a jigsaw...  </span></i></p>
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LA 84: A Vague yet Dark Memory
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"></span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Kidnapper passes through customs after producing consent letter from victim's father.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Police finger suspect in prosthetic arm theft. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Makers of Monopoly struggle to fill board with local landmarks for new Swindon based edition.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">The ubiquitous White Van Man strikes again.</span></li> </ul> <p><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed:</span></i><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;"> We dole out ill-advised relationship advice...  </span></i></p>
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LA 83: 'Christmas: The Festival of Greed'
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"></span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <ul> <li><span color="#aa0213" face="Verdana, sans-serif" size="4" style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">One man responsible for shock Whitehall biscuit budget overspend.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Cultured man exiled from Croydon. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Local entrepreneur admits nonexistence sales of new Remembrance Day ice cream.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Lamb's heart revealed as must have toy of 2013.</span></li> </ul> <p><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed:</span></i><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;"> So this is the LA Christmas episode and what have we done? Another podcast over and another soon to come. </span></i></p>
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LA 82: Twelve Hour Overnight Insect Factory Inferno
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"></span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <ul> <li><span color="#aa0213" face="Verdana, sans-serif" size="4" style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Man offered under-the-counter sheep in pub.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Fisherman mistakes fish for crocodile. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Multilingual vigilante gives burglars good hiding.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Former England midfielder gives poem to tattooist.</span></li> </ul> <p><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed:</span></i><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;"> Alex gets distracted...</span></i></p>
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LA 81: A Deeply Saddening Spectacle of a Raccoon in a Bow Tie Riding a Bike
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span size="4"><span size="4"><span size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /><span size="4"><span size="4"><span size="4"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"></span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span size="4"><span size="4"><span size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">No headlines this week as they've become caught in the Christmas decorations.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span size="4"></span></span> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span size="4"><span size="4"><span size="4"><i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed:</span></i><i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #aa0213;"> We mourn the loss of a particular 1980's cartoon family</span></i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #aa0213;">.</span></span></span></span></span></p>
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LA 80: Multiple Monstrous Mega-Cracks
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span size="4"><span size="4"><span size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /><span size="4"><span size="4"><span size="4"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"></span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span size="4"><span size="4"><span size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">No headlines this week as they have contracted a virus and have subsequently been quarantined.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span size="4"></span></span> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span size="4"><span size="4"><span size="4"><i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed:</span></i><i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #aa0213;"> We mourn the loss of the Editor's Eye..</span></i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #aa0213;">.</span></span></span></span></span></p> <div><span style="font-size: medium;"><span size="4"><span size="4"><span size="4"><i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #aa0213;"><br /></span></i></span></span></span></span></div>
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LA 79: Bras to Africa 2: Strapped for Cash
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"></span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">No headlines this week as they were mistaken thrown onto a bonfire.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"></span></span></span></span> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"><i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed:</span></i><i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #aa0213;"> We talk cold hard numbers...</span></i></span></span></span></span></p> <p></p>
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LA 78: Qigong, Zumba and an Introduction to Raw Food
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"></span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"><br /><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4">No headlines this week due to a scary clown.</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"><br /></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"><i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed:</span></i><i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #aa0213;"> We laugh a bit too hard...</span></i></span></span></span></p>
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LA 77: The Challenge of Booking a Plumber (or An Excuse for Infidelity)
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"></span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"></span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><br /><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4">No headlines this week as a naughty dog ate them. </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"><br /></span> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;" size="4"><i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed:</span></i><i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #aa0213;"> We discover that Andrew Parkes has a twitter account (@ParkesTheEditor)</span></i></span></span></p>
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LA 76: Irregular Shaped Feature
<p style="line-height: normal; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: medium; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p style="line-height: normal; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" class="MsoNormal"></p> <p style="line-height: normal; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: black; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;"><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /> </span></p> <p style="line-height: normal; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" class="MsoNormal"></p> <p></p> <p style="line-height: normal; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: black; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:<a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com"><span style="color: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</span></a> </span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: black; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p style="line-height: normal; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;"><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 8pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p style="line-height: normal; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 8pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p style="line-height: normal; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: medium; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">Stories this week include: Due to a printing error, there's no headlines this week. </span></p> <p style="line-height: normal; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: medium; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;"></span> </p> <p style="line-height: normal; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: medium; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;"></span> </p> <p style="line-height: normal; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: medium; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;"></span> </p>
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LA 75: Retired Fishmonger's Terrifying Ordeal
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"></span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Cheap sex toy causes titillation among customers. </span></span></li> <li><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Pantomime cow cull begins in Stroud.</span></span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Pensioner knocked sparko by apologetic attacker.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Council defends new revenue stream through narcotics grown in city centre flowerpots.</span></li> </ul> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed:</span></i><i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #aa0213;"> We forget to celebrate.</span></i></span></p>
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LA 74: Traveller's Child Knife Death Threat
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"></span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Man takes photo of bridge maintenance. </span></span></li> <li><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Neighbour's unrequited love manifests itself in tedious poem.</span></span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Roller skating grandmother threatened by child with voice like Ian Paisley.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Woman slammed for owning car after reliving tragic incident.</span></li> </ul> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed:</span></i><i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #aa0213;"> We issue a call for constructive criticism.</span></i></span></p>
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LA 73: Leisure Centre Pervert
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"></span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Bomb disposal team carries out controlled explosion on WWII traffic cone. </span></span></li> <li><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Cry for help results in brewery challenge for local editor.</span></span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Abused parrot finally speaks out.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">McDonald's introduces McTragic meal for wedding reception held in restaurant.</span></li> </ul> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed:</span></i><i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #aa0213;"> We feature a story that p*sses on all that came before.</span></i></span></p>
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LA 72: Aggressive Albino Desert Kingsnake
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"></span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Council criticized after including brothel expenses in pensioner's budget plans.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Shoddily painted boulders vandalised. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Fast food restaurant slammed after enforcing equine drive-thru ban.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Woman startled by massive 3ft monster.</span></li> </ul> <p><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed:</span></i><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;"> The News Shopper evades us again...</span></i></p>
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LA 71: Freddy Mercury Gorilla Controversy
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"></span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Former Dallas star refutes alleged homophobia at local bowling alley.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Jazz musician Reindeer Shank found safe and well in Blackheath. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Woman vows to never return to London after foot licking horror.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Saved cow, dies.</span></li> </ul> <p><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed:</span></i><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;"> Rob talks pottery...</span></i></p>
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LA 70: Farcical Fox Chase
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"></span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Band of rogue journalists deny stealing fencing for new theme park.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Social worker subjects reluctant family to fried chicken. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Elvis fans flock to Croydon after misleading promotional video.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">49-year-old former primary school pupil attacked by superimposed fox.</span></li> </ul> <p><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed:</span></i><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;"> We make a desperate plea for reviews.</span></i></p>
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LA 69: The Nomadic Academy of Fools
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"></span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Owner of doomed hardware store accused of parking space theft.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Coroner mistakenly asked to repair guttering at care home. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Large member picks fight with man dressed as large member.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Couple in shock after experiencing no paranormal activity whatsoever in haunted pub.</span></li> </ul> <p><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed:</span></i><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;"> We feature a comment from a well-adjusted reader...</span></i></p>
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LA 68: Mysterious Pony Attack
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"></span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">The Six Million Dollar Man spotted in Bexley charity shop.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Council installs telephone box themed urinals. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Unprovoked plaiting treated as hate crime.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Unicorn seeks asylum in Russia after forged documents discovered.</span></li> </ul> <p><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed:</span></i><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;"> Alex has the willies put up him...</span></i></p>
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LA 67: Workshy Pussy-Whipped Clown
<p style="margin: 0cm; margin-bottom: .0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> <!--[endif]--></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"></span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">BBC admits error after homeless alcoholic films documentary on crystal meth addiction in US.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Grandmother blames lack of clear signage after mistakenly driving onto runway at Manchester Airport.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Landlord adds limited edition porpoise burger to menu. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Man burns mouth on hot food.</span></li> </ul> <p><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed:</span></i><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #aa0213; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;"> Rob wants a tattoo...</span></i></p>
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LA 66: Savage Unfeeling Suits in Westminster and the Civil Service
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:<a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Council tenant ponce caught scrounging off state.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #aa0213;">Local supermarket introduces value range of exotic creatures.</span></span></li> <li style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Woman lights cigarette with own hair. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Fashion victim plants tree.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #000000;">Also revealed</span><span style="color: #000000;">:</span> We discuss Discmans and domestic servitude.</span></em></p>
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LA 65: Begging Letter to a Liberal Idiot of a Judge
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:<a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Coastguard return tent to owners after confusing distress call.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #aa0213;">Local tourist board member resigns after accepting corporate lunches from pub chain.</span></span></li> <li style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Boy discovers bluebell in bluebell wood. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Cow warmed.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #000000;">Also revealed</span><span style="color: #000000;">:</span> Alex is stopped by police...</span></em></p>
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LA 64: Impassioned Plea for South American Death Squads
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:<a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Action Man Army Jeep overshadows motor show.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #aa0213;"><span size="3">'Killer' snake found dead in bomb crater.</span></span></span></li> <li style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Tenfold increase in hopscotch related crimes. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Second rate kitsch item causes invasion.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #000000;">Also revealed</span><span style="color: #000000;">:</span> Aquaman is not real and Rob's girlfriend does not have superpowers.</span></em></p>
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LA 63: Notes, Phone Messages to Loved Ones and One Clean Shot
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:<a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Surviving ancestors of Abraham Lincoln shocked to discover link to Sydenham man.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #aa0213;"><span size="3">Wannabe cowboy leads mission to rid world of abandoned greenhouses.</span></span></span></li> <li style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Elderly resident found to be using live grenade as decorative lawn ornament.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Man rescued by fat dog after ambush by gang of woodland creatures.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #000000;">Also revealed</span><span style="color: #000000;">:</span> Concerns mount for local editor...</span></em></p>
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LA 62: Dead Malnourished Goldfinch
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:<a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Woman shocked to learn that birds can fly.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #aa0213;">Local Women's Institute </span><span style="color: #aa0213;"><span size="3">face further embarrassment </span><span size="3">after laying on lavish banquet for talk on eating disorders.</span></span></span></li> <li style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Police attribute rise in 'flashing' to recent article highlighting most common locations.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Paper faces criticism after 'sexing up' photograph of dead goldfinches.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #000000;">Also revealed</span><span style="color: #000000;">:</span> Alex reveals the truth behind what really happened when he was left alone with Rob's cat...</span></em></p>
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LA 61: Margaret Thatcher Death Party Bottle Smash (Mini-Episode)
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:<a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p></p>
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LA 60: Anti-Social Demonic Kitten (Mini Episode)
<p style="margin-top: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 7px !important; margin-left: 0px; outline-style: none !important; outline-width: initial !important; outline-color: initial !important; font-size: 12px; padding: 0px;"><span style="outline-style: none !important; outline-width: initial !important; outline-color: initial !important; font-size: medium; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p style="margin-top: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 7px !important; margin-left: 0px; outline-style: none !important; outline-width: initial !important; outline-color: initial !important; font-size: 12px; padding: 0px;"></p> <p style="margin-top: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 7px !important; margin-left: 0px; outline-style: none !important; outline-width: initial !important; outline-color: initial !important; font-size: 12px; padding: 0px;"><span style="outline-style: none !important; outline-width: initial !important; outline-color: initial !important; font-size: medium; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:<a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="outline-style: none !important; outline-width: initial !important; outline-color: initial !important; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p>
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LA 59: Amorous Nine-Strong Flock of Mallards
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:<a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Commentators find ten rude names for journalist after questionable story.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Daily Mail blames Latin ducks for stealing birds away from hardworking British ducks.</span></li> <li style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Animal welfare charities outraged after couple crucify hamster.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Mexican wing of charity disgusted to learn that collection bags used in connection to fraud.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #000000;">Also revealed</span><span style="color: #000000;">:</span> Rob is found to be moonlighting...</span></em></p>
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LA 58: Precious Escapism, Excitement and Self-discovery
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:<a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Southeastern shocked to learn station staff consisted of local amateur dramatics society.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Grieving swan takes own like after refusing counselling.</span></li> <li style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Austerity measures hit hard as family are forced to substitute birthday cake with biscuits.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Shoplifter given the sweet taste of freedom after court appearance.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #000000;">Also revealed</span><span style="color: #000000;">:</span> We have some 'exciting' news...</span></em></p>
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LA 57: Frigging Wooden Pommel Horse
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:<a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Occasional table on loose in Dorchester.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Local man claims he is to become next astronaut after accidentally inhaling aerosol</span></li> <li style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Cheating husband blames infidelity on cat people.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Drama teacher defends directorial decision to include imitation assault rifles in production of Cinderella.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #000000;">Also revealed</span><span style="color: #000000;">:</span> We watch some videos...</span></em></p>
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LA 56: Only A Few Skid Marks...
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:<a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Burglar outraged at being branded 'sexual fetishist' by local paper after underwear theft.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Journalist arrested after inexplicably recording conversations of unwitting shoppers.</span></li> <li style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Town with Communist machinations named as one of the coolest places to live by Kremlin.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Woman reassesses life after scooping first prize in 'Most Like Owner' category at dog show.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #000000;">Also revealed</span><span style="color: #000000;">:</span> Rob goes it alone...</span></em></p>
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LA 55: Factor 100 Sun Cream and a Stupid Hat
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:<a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Local paper reveals scientific exclusive on sunshine making subjects feel 'better'.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Police smash in back doors of man disguised as grandmother.</span></li> <li style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Legal precedent set for minimum number of cinema rows needed between patrons to lawfully masturbate.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Channel 5 commissions new veterinary drama entitled <em>Dash </em>loosely based on Magnum, P.I.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #000000;">Also revealed</span><span style="color: #000000;">:</span> A little too much gets revealed...</span></em></p>
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LA 54: Small but Thoroughly Unpleasant Collection of Scumbags
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:<a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Cat owner admits staging elaborate kidnapping and ransom of pet to raise funds for ailing conservatory business.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Wayward sheep given food and shelter by victims despite week long reign of terror.</span></li> <li style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Police told to keep their beeping noses out of driver's business.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Fly-tippers hung by the neck until dead in local town.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #000000;">Also revealed</span><span style="color: #000000;">:</span> We revealed our new (and copyrighted) podcast venture...</span></em></p>
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LA 53: The Dirty Raincoat Wearer, Bag ‘o’ Sweets in Pocket and Supporter of Cottaging and Gay Sex in Public
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:<a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Bexley unveiled as the new holiday destination for Club 18-30 holidaymakers.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Judge arrested for indecent exposure in local cinema claims he was re-enacting offence for the benefit of the jury.</span></li> <li style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Man attempting to exchange imitation firearm for fish and chips revealed to be unsavoury character.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Big cat 'expert' admits culling badgers to manipulate statistics.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #000000;">Also revealed</span><span style="color: #000000;">:</span> Rob eats a Ye Olde Man's Hotdog...</span></em></p>
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LA 52: TV Charity Fundraiser Fatigue
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:<a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Editor spotted releasing horses onto local common.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Dog mess passes Fitness to Work assessment after clerical error.</span></li> <li style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Love blossoms after man tells partner he wished they'd never met.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Pensioner arrested after conducting guided tours of red-light districts.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #000000;">Also revealed</span><span style="color: #000000;">:</span> First come, first served...</span></em></p>
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LA 51: Unceremoniously Dumped
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:<a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Suspect arrested in Hobby Craft after hiding in bead aisle.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Town on lockdown after grit theft.</span></li> <li style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Man denies allegations of 'switching off' ex-wife after peculiar sound bite.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Local philanthropist conned out of £30,000 after yacht bought on internet turns out to be cardboard cutout.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #000000;">Also revealed</span>: He's possibly onto us...</span></em></p>
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LA 50: Night Fishing Contest and Barbecue
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:<a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Owner denies staging Homeward Bound re-enactment after lost dog is found wandering railway line.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Local resident burnt at stake after rumoured sightings of him in woman's clothing spread.</span></li> <li style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Mystery surrounds news story with lack of content.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Blonde teenager's wrestling debut draws unprecedented number of middle aged male 'sports' fans.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #000000;">Also revealed</span>: We exchange obligatory 'non-luxury' gifts.</span></em></p>
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LA 49: What's Next, Monkey Meat?!
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:<a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Miss Teen Bromley 2012 entrants mistakenly given journalism award by editor of local paper.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Church of England refutes ludicrous claim that Bob the Builder was 13th Apostle.</span></li> <li style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Strip club shocked by allegations of French cuisine being served in venue.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Shoppers grateful after supermarket is cordoned off due to health and safety fears.</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #000000;">Also revealed</span>: We find out what Lonnie has been saying...</span></em></p>
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LA 48: Acute Attack of Calcified Tabloid Brain Spanking
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:<a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Husband exacts revenge by forcing wife into beach hut.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Norfolk boy displays surprise knowledge of foreign lands.</span></li> <li style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Public backlash after council reveals parking fees fund running costs of council services.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Farmer ostracized after claiming that chickens were behind drive-by egging</span></li> </ul> <p><em><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #000000;">Also revealed</span>: We reply to yet another e-mail AND watch a video...</span></em></p>
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LA 47: Western Swimming Nudist Group
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:<a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">The Birdman returns in the Mysterious Case of the Stuffed Cheetah.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Nudist group outraged by woman seen wearing swimming costume.</span></li> <li style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Parkes on puberty.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Err...that's it.</span></li> </ul> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: <span color="#aa0213" style="color: #aa0213;">We reply to an e-mail...</span></span></i></span></p>
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LA 46: Sold Out Swindon Ghost Walk
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:<a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">New Forest gunman hires victim as mentor.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Mr W Wonka denies knowledge of an unprovoked attack by members of his workforce.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Cancellation of ghost walk leaves participants exorcised.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Mystic Parkes reveals predictions for 2013.</span></li> </ul> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: <span color="#aa0213" style="color: #aa0213;">The winner of our Listener Story of 2012 is unveiled...</span></span></i></span></p>
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LA 45: Fifth Rate Supply of Emergency Toilet Paper
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:<a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Local paper criticised after running competition which asked entrants to complete phrase "I want £300 because..."</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Woman reveals fundraising efforts of local community allowed stray cat to go on all-inclusive holiday.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Man searching for lost walking stick comes to senses.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Patient pelts passersby with unusual Christmas dinner choice after cutbacks to hospital budget.</span></li> </ul> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: <span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #aa0213;">The Christmas dinner d</span></span></i></span><i style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #aa0213;">ebacle...</span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"><i style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #aa0213;">Happy New Year to all our listeners!</span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #aa0213;"><br /></span></span></i></span></p>
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LA 44: A Garnish of Roadside Dog Dirt
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:<a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Breath organs across Swindon untangle after nightclub shuts.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Fined takeaway owner claims specialist order requested mouse droppings on pizza.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Local Editor raves at potential racism levelled at 'special' ginger friend.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Used papier-mâché 'love' donkey becomes inadvertent star of Christmas mystery story.</span></li> </ul> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: <span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #aa0213;">Rob sings...</span></span></i></span></p>
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LA 43: Tape Deck, Printer and a Bag of Coat Hangers.
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:<a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Local roundabout deprived of Christmas magic after council cock-up.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Charitable extreme bowls tournament to be held in swimming baths.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Forgetful driver leaves passengers on bus.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #aa0213; font-size: medium;">Fame hungry couple contrive convoluted fox attack hoax.</span></li> </ul> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: <span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #aa0213;">The Christmas Competition reaches crisis point.</span></span></i></span></p>
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LA 42: Shoddy Christmas Tree Effort
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:<a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Swindon awarded coveted Cleanest Fountain accolade after mischievous prank. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Victim blames one-legged criminal for Atheism. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Council apologises after off-hand comment from local resident accidentally leads to formation of first clown school in town. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Lord of the Rings character caught with stolen wedding photo. </span></li> </ul> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></i><i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #c70f1d;">Alex imitates a chainsaw.</span></i></span></p>
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LA 41: The Single Most Incompetent Journalist in the Whole Country
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:<a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Forgettable wedding guest denies destroying pine tree. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Woman attacked by killer mould. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Local idiot finds idiotic letter in a bottle. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Final curtain falls on career of beloved local journalist. </span></li> </ul> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></i><i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #c70f1d;">Alex's Spurious Sandwich Anecdote.</span></i></span></p>
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LA 40: Ermintrude's Voyage to the Moon
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:<a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Charity runners awarded with tetanus jab after completing race across Hampstead Heath. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Local council refuses to act after expanding 'Act of God' definitions to include refuge collection. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Dirty judge flushed out after investigation into bribery at the 'Cleanliest Toilet of the Year' awards. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Second victim fingers fox in connection to area muggings. </span></li> </ul> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also revealed: </span></i><i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #c70f1d;">Rob shows compassion...</span></i></span></p>
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LA 39: Little Homes for Ants
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:<a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">PCSO makes instructional video on bicycle theft. </span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Former police officer forms Maroon 5 tribute band after impromptu performance caught on CCTV during raid. </span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Tree destroys house after successful campaign to save it. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Performer shocked by amount of interest in Jimmy Saville costume after placing classified advert during run up to Halloween. </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: <span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">The Christmas competition has landed!</span></i></span></p>
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LA 38: Some Kind of Rancid Sheep Fleece
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:<a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a> </span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Shoplifters defend questionable selection of stolen items by citing upbringing as factor. </span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Fox returns stolen handbag after colour clashes with fur. </span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Manager of grooming salon reacts to dog haircut backlash by stating style is next big thing. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Taxi driver claims £50 fare was justified after blind women soiled car by 'crying her eyes out'. </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: <span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">New 'Suggest a Feature' Feature is launched!</span></i></span></p>
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LA 37: Various Amounts of Compacted Faeces
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Elaborate plan to win back ex-partner backfires for local restaurant worker. </span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Local man denies branding himself a hero after fighting off 'Hillary Clinton' during acid trip. </span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Family pet approached by national newspaper after details of sordid affair with owner revealed in court. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Pregnant woman threatens disabled man after disparaging comment comparing her to the hors d'oeuvres during lunch at cricket match. </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: <span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">Rob breaks with tradition...</span></i></span></p>
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LA 36: Relentless Meandering Stupidity
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Deputy Mayor defends 'duck's arse' remark about employee's hairstyle by stating that it was an accurate observation.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Police release wanted photographs of generic looking criminals. </span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Aspiring Editor attacks fitting roadside tribute to alcoholic father. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Local resident lodges complaint with council after lack of pole dancing monkeys at Poole bar. </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: <span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">Alex issues a retraction. </span></i></span></p>
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LA 35: Sweet and Sour Dog Balls and Rice
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Man held at gunpoint outed as cyclist by local paper.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Local resident alerts neighbourhood to depression by painting pillar box. </span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Banker does something immoral. </span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Stupid and irresponsible diabetic causes trail of destruction after trip to chemist. </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: <span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">Alex learns about some bloke called Hadrian. </span></i></span></p>
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LA 34: Multiple Unmarried Mothers, Dole Bludgers and Associated Deadbeats
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="2" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Budding comedy duo comes to abrupt end after untoward comment.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Cat held against will finally speaks out after being taken in by local shopkeepers. </span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Wealthy pensioners start local limousine route after withdrawal of free bus pass.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Trainee shop assistant receives counselling after witnessing reduced meat scuffle reminiscent of 'cock fight'. </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: <span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">Rob's internet goes down prior to recording, will he be able to find stories in time...</span></i></span></p>
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LA 33: Freaking Zombie Beaver
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="2" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Local man praised after beating off beaver.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Museum of Garden Ornaments receives suspicious donation. </span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Woman complains to council about leaf-ridden forest.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Supermarket unveils new hard-line customer complaints campaign entitled 'Prove It or Shove It'. </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: <span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">Our pound shop prize from across the pond is claimed. </span></i></span></p>
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LA 32: One Ring To Moderate Them All
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="2" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">KFC issues how-to Drive-Thru guide after customer drives into restaurant.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Organisers of local pub crawl forced to disguise event as themed wheelbarrow race. </span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Local businessman finds inventive new use for sex toy accidentally ordered in bulk.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Car dealership entrepreneur opens line of specialist shops befitting name. </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: <span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">Rob puts Alex's geographical knowledge of the United Kingdom to the test. </span></i></span></p>
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LA 31: Pre-arranged Wide Load Escort
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="2" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Conman admits to crime after becoming unable to meet demands of numerous fictitious jobs.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Pub buys Ferris wheel to attract underage drinkers back after bouncy castle theft. </span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Dogs shocked at primary school children's low levels of literacy.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Elderly resident states genuine held belief that Grease soundtrack constitutes rave music. </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: <span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">Alex's adventures in the Semitic supermarket. </span></i></span></p>
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LA 30: General Wire Sewerooter T-3 Drain Cleaning Machine
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="2" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Crematorium outsources incinerator services to pest control company.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Anger after neighbourhood door-to-door chainsaw salesman branded 'suspicious' by local newspaper. </span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Police reveal that a Mr D Attenborough held in custody after indecent horse on horse images found on laptop.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">NHS denies claims that practice of using toast in open heart surgery is widespread. </span></li> </ul> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: <span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">Rob's erroneous beliefs about homeopathy.</span></i></span></p>
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LA 29: 8 Day Old Asda French Stick
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="2" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Pyjama Aid launched for donkey with Sweet Itch.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Girl denies that lighthouse hobby is compensating for boyfriend's shortcomings. </span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Whale contacts police after vomit stolen from beach.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Adventurous couple's lovemaking ends in stairlift rescue. </span></li> </ul> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: <span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">Alex's geographical knowledge is called into question...again. </span></i></span></p>
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LA 28: Unemployed Catalyst Technician
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="2" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Chilli pepper thief left to sweat after eating ill-gotten gains.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Glue factory up in arms as local circus rescues horses. </span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Children of middle class family traumatised by advances in modern technology.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Local teenager has bicycle stolen by potential guests of The Jeremy Kyle Show. </span></li> </ul> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: <span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">Rob's Z-List celebrity tales. </span></i></span></p>
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LA 27: Breathtaking Dove Flight Act
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="2" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Boy takes death plunge to get mother's attention.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Couple repay Ronald McDonald House Charity by stealing golden arch shaped bed, toadstool table and mushroom chairs from room. </span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Travelling circus comes to town with main attraction 'Brian the Goose'.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">After Gloucester branded 'Least Romantic City in UK', residents suggest judging panel visit Birmingham. </span></li> </ul> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: <span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">Alex's 'Shining' experience. </span></i></span></p>
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LA 26: Giant Talking Canadian Mouse
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="2" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Spurned jockey covers ex-girlfriend's car in horse manure.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Gang of burglars dressed as landscape gardeners target homes. </span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Locals call news story about cat barred from pub 'cat-astrophic'.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Fire brigade defends seagull rescue by making outlandish claim that 'highly evolved' bird dialled 999</span><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">. </span></li> </ul> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: <span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">Alex's paranormal celebrity sighting. </span></i></span></p>
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LA 25: A Bag of Lion Droppings
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="2" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Golfer on 'banana high' claims crow stole golf bag.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="2" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Former crop circle creator 'discovers' new crop circle.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Concern at World Record breastfeeding attempt as refreshment stall runs out of milk. </span></li> <li><span size="3" color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Criminal investigation launched after boy receives minor injury from swing. </span></li> </ul> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: <span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">Alex and Rob celebrate 25 glorious episodes in style. </span></i></span></p>
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LA 24: Get a Job, Get Married and Get a Bloody Grip!
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="2" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Workman caught in brothel without tools claims he misinterpreted client's comment about needing his toolbox.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="2" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Dutch Olympic Team refuses to leave coach after experiencing taste of British heritage.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Tramp moves into futuristic council flat with en suite bathroom. </span></li> <li><span size="3" color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Swindon Town Football Club release replica kits for animal supporters. </span></li> </ul> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: <span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">The night that Alex and Rob went to the cinema...</span></i></span></p>
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LA 23: Picnic Chainsaw Massacre
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="2" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Local man resorts to selling beloved boat after vandals urinate on sails.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="2" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Lumberjack misplaces chainsaw after excessive consumption of energy drink.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Cat left to fend off attackers after Fire Brigade fail to attend rescue call. </span></li> <li><span size="3" color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Construction firm down tools due to unseasonal sunshine. </span></li> </ul> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: <span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">Alex's potential new name change.</span></i></span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><em>And much, much more...</em></span></p>
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LA 22: Air Ambulance Mattress Stand-Down
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="2" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Axe wielding manic claims attack was justified after spurned lover makes obscene request.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="2" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Local man apologises after Higgs boson eBay prank results in creation of black hole.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Elderly women mistakenly sells dog as ornament at car boot sale. </span></li> <li><span size="3" color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Marlborough Jazz Festival rescued at eleventh hour by Keith 'Cheggars' Chegwin and Jimmy Crankie lookalike. </span></li> </ul> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: <span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">The unmasking of the mysterious Xavier 'Dick' Catalyst. </span></i></span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><em>And much, much more...</em></span></p>
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LA 21: Fish Roundabout Incident II: The Revenge
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="2" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Schoolgirls left traumatised after discovering local area lacks 3G signal.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="2" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Controversial photograph of suicidal cat taken hours before death released.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Local man has faith in justice system restored after being awarded £15 for exposure to breasts. </span></li> <li><span size="3" color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Marlboro Man reunited with illegitimate West Country son. </span></li> </ul> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: <span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">The new 'Comment of The Week' feature proposal. </span></i></span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><em>And much, much more...</em></span></p>
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LA 20: Deaf and Dumbass
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="2" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Journalist deafens himself with Blu Tack after slow news week.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="2" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Pizza cures boy's irrational fear of public toilets.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Conman defends quality of Sunny Walkmans and Potato iPhones. </span></li> <li><span size="3" color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Inflatable Stonehenge branded a letdown. </span></li> </ul> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: <span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">Rob's Poundstretcher anecdote.</span></i></span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><em>And much, much more...</em></span></p>
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LA 19: Fish Roundabout Incident
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="2" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Unremorseful housewife claims cat 'had it coming' despite retaliation attack.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="2" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Tramp removes parking meter after refusing to pay to park shopping trolley.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Jealous woman complains to council about amorous neighbours. </span></li> <li><span size="3" color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Cillit Bang release firearm shaped bottle. </span></li> </ul> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: <span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">The new LA alphabet feature!</span></i></span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><em>And much, much more...</em></span></p>
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LA 18: 1000 Earnest Words
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="2" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Local idiot considers buying lock after theft of eighth consecutive bicycle.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="2" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Pizza restaurant moves to trademark dish after ceiling falls into customer's dessert.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Miserable child believed to be reincarnation of William Hogarth. </span></li> <li><span size="3" color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">War veteran claims WWII was due to Third Reich's automated financial transactions. </span></li> </ul> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: </i></span><em><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Alex's alarming inability to name everyday household objects. </span></em></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><em>And much, much more...</em></span></p>
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LA 17: Sick Smurfing Smurf
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="2" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Stocky man trapped in luggage space mistaken for suitcase by driver.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="2" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">After letter of apology to newspaper about homemade explosives, local man found with homemade reactor and box of Uranium-235.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Burglars return useless guard dog. </span></li> <li><span size="3" color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Girl sent home for wearing patriotic lipstick and miniskirt. </span></li> </ul> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: <span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">Rob's impressive (and somewhat fictitious) knowledge of world landmarks. </span></i></span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><em>And much, much more...</em></span></p>
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LA 16: All Hail The Rainbow Coalition!
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="2" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Local couple traumatised after dead cat falls from sky.</span></li> <li><span size="3" color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Hedgehog trained in propaganda helps war effort.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Man lies to wife about disappearance of garlic bread after shopping trip.</span></li> <li><span size="3" color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Local scrounger given obscure humanity award by Queen. </span></li> </ul> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: <span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">Alex's ignorance regarding tinned vegetables.</span></i></span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><em>And much, much more...</em></span></p>
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LA 15: Cream Party Comedown
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="2" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Local man impersonates police officer after cyclist failed to use correct hand signals.</span></li> <li><span size="3" color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Former Chelsea striker accused of diving before Olympic torch handover in Swindon.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Police suspect foul play after second Shetland pony corpse discovered.</span></li> <li><span size="3" color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Homeowner and lodger fabricate excuse after intruder's rampage goes unnoticed due to sex session. </span></li> </ul> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: <span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">Rob's impressive knowledge of political figures past and present. </span></i></span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><em>And much, much more...</em></span></p>
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LA 14: Chunky Sweater Sandal Wearing Tree Hugger
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="2" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Council dedicates new bus stop to the "Dear Leader".</span></li> <li><span size="3" color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Charity to give bicycle maintenance classes to remote African tribes.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Burglars ransack charity shop and make off with items totalling £8.93.</span></li> <li><span size="3" color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Environmentalist admits to encouraging volunteers to dump rubbish on beach to keep collection business afloat. </span></li> </ul> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: <span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">Rob's views on animal rescue.</span></i></span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><em>And much, much more...</em></span></p>
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LA 13: Dead Pregnant Shetland Pony
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;" size="3" color="#c70f1d">Local man threatens to name and shame 60's popstar after dangerous cow overtaking manoeuvre.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;" size="3" color="#c70f1d">Dead yeti mistaken for dead Shetland pony by local woman.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;" size="3" color="#c70f1d">Cyclist convicted of indecent exposure makes claim of using groinal attachment to fix bicycle.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;" size="3" color="#c70f1d">Embarrassed dog abandons owner trapped in mud. </span></li> </ul> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: <span style="color: #c70f1d;" color="#c70f1d">Alex's views on intruders in the home.</span></i></span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><em>And much, much more...</em></span></p>
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LA 12: Plastic Garden Foliage Balls
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Garden furniture stolen from mythical land.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Frank Spencer lookalike fingered in police e-fit.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Burglar steals copper piping and water tank to fuel Umbongo habit.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Local boy arranges party to celebrate failure of party. </span></li> </ul> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: <span style="color: #c70f1d;">Rob's aspiration to achieve minor celebrity status</span></i><span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">.</span></span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><em>And much, much more...</em></span></p>
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LA 11: Jerk Chicken Pandemonium
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Local paper runs 'Spot the Dead Badger' competition.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Overworked police officer gets child to complete e-fits.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Dirty beaver found in Plymouth.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Sand artist up in arms after local council destroy dream home. </span></li> </ul> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: <span style="color: #c70f1d;">Alex's early onset dementia</span></i><span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">.</span></span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><em>And much, much more...</em></span></p>
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LA 10: Who Shot Willy's Window?
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Local boy refutes claim that proceeds from charity curry night funded terror organisations in Kenya.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Ray Mears to start new survival show focusing on killing/eating inner city domestic animals.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Local women shocked as back garden becomes site for Occupy protest.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Transvestite found living rough in park after wrong turn in midnight marathon.</span></li> </ul> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: <span style="color: #c70f1d;">Rob's penchant for sparkling water..</span></i><span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">.</span></span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><em>And much, much more...</em></span></p>
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LA 9: Beach Needle
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Dartford's "Average Man of the Year" competition receives record number of applications</span><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Local passenger admits paying premium for 'authentic Titanic experience' after being airlifted from Titanic Memorial Cruise.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Upper middle class family slums it on Bournemouth beach.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Civil pride at all time high after local town branded 'ugly' and 'average' by business heads.</span></li> </ul> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: <span style="color: #c70f1d;">Alex's incredible lack of geographical knowledge</span></i><span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">.</span></span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><em>And much, much more...</em></span></p>
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LA 8: Downstairs Toilet Bust-Up
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Local residents complain after public convenience continues to be used as lift.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">After first face-to-face encounter with rabbit, police sergeant admits daughter has been keeping plastic bag as pet.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Cast of new operatic production reassures public that it is not an April Fools' prank.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Couple outraged over controversial method used by interior designer to redecorate bathroom.</span></li> </ul> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: <span style="color: #c70f1d;">Alex's suspicious lavatorial habits</span></i><span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">.</span></span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><em>And much, much more...</em></span></p>
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LA 7: Pigeon Foetus
<div style="color: #222222; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); background-image: initial; margin: 8px;"> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium; background-color: #ffffff;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p></p> <ul> <li style="margin-left: 15px;"><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Woman shocked after handbag is stolen from 'secure' sunken flowerbed.</span></li> <li style="margin-left: 15px;"><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">After objections from local residents, missile installations on Blackheath to double as Olympic starter pistol.</span></li> <li style="margin-left: 15px;"><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Local businessman poisons pigeons to raise profile of ailing business.</span></li> <li style="margin-left: 15px;"><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Far-fetched dream of owning a takeaway van, goes up in flames for local woman.</span></li> </ul> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: </i><span style="color: #c70f1d;">Alex's extensive collection and Rob's secret obsession.</span></span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><em>And much, much more...</em></span></p> </div> <p></p>
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LA 6: The Missing Roundabout
<div style="color: #222222; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); background-image: initial; margin: 8px;"> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium; background-color: #ffffff;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p></p> <ul> <li style="margin-left: 15px;"><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Shortage of telephone numbers brings town to bring of anarchy.</span></li> <li style="margin-left: 15px;"><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Local loser sprains ankle after aggressive job hunt.</span></li> <li style="margin-left: 15px;"><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Local school children forced to construct law enforced robots in breakaway state.</span></li> <li style="margin-left: 15px;"><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">(Fictitious?) man believed to be living on Blackheath Common says Council.</span></li> </ul> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: </i><span style="color: #c70f1d;">Rob's incredible lack of sensitivity.</span></span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><em><span size="3">And much, much more...</span></em></span></p> </div> <div class="yj6qo ajU" style="cursor: pointer; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; padding-top: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; width: 22px; margin-top: 2px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"></div>
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LA 5: From the Valley to the Abyss
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Gypsy master operates roofing scam with band of gullible mugs.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Council threatens to close ex-soldier's killer animal training camp.</span></li> </ul> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: </i><span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">Rob sets Alex his first phonetic alphabet challenge.</span></span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><em><span size="3">And much, much more...</span></em></span></p>
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LA 4: Howling for Ziggy
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p></p> <ul> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Communist state begins printing own currency.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Dog-napping to order reaches record high in South East London.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Diversity service closes after remit is exposed as too inclusive.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Theives still on the run despite losing streak.</span></li> </ul> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: </i><span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">Alex's dubious take on the phonetic alphabet.</span></span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><em><span size="3">And much, much more...</span></em></span></p>
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LA 3: Bras to Africa
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Rocket crash in school playground unfortunately records no fatalities.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">100 kilos of used bras and a box of pencils to be sent to the Gambia after charity appeal.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Lovers flock to the back seat of M25 tour bus.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Liberated Romanians pick pockets of bored commuters.</span></li> </ul> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: </i><span color="#c70f1d" style="color: #c70f1d;">Rob reveals where to find the best flowers in Stroud.</span></span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><em><span size="3">And much, much more...</span></em></span></p>
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LA 2: Self-Entangled Breath Organ
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p></p> <ul> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Octogenarian spends 30 hours in lay-by surviving on nothing but Werther's Originals.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Father of 'Hero' carpenter misquotes biblical proverb.</span></li> <li><span style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">Reporter sells family possessions to pawn shop.</span></li> <li><span color="#c70f1d" size="3" style="color: #c70f1d; font-size: medium;">'Cat Catcher' 2000 deployed in complete secrecy.</span></li> </ul> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>Also revealed: </i><span style="color: #c70f1d;">Alex's astonishing lack of knowledge of nightclubs.</span></span></p> <p></p> <p style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><em><span size="3">And much, much more...</span></em></span></p> <p></p>
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LA 1: The Mayor & the Trawlerman
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.</span></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:</span><a href="mailto:lapodcast.net@gmail.com" style="font-size: medium;">lapodcast.net@gmail.com</a></p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Stories this week include:</span></p> <p></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: medium; color: #c70f1d;">Man fined after forcing pet alligators to wear spectacles.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: medium; color: #c70f1d;">Newly married woman cheats on husband with parrot.</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: medium; color: #c70f1d;">After years at sea, long lost brothers reunite to bring down capitalism.</span></li> </ul> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;"><em>Also revealed:</em> <span style="color: #c70f1d;">Rob's astonishing lack of knowledge of human biology.</span></span></p> <p></p> <p><em><span style="font-size: medium;">And much, much more...</span></em></p>
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