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S07E15. Rebel Flag of Poverty
<p class="p1">No rules apply in a Michigan winter/ high school football in small towns (0:55)/ The Michigan Winter Left Town (2:35)/ I’m sick of people who think they can do whatever they want (5:38)/ snow blades on trucks (8:30)/ the Mouth of Michigan (12:05)/ Tommy’s a vampire and his tattoos (13:45)/ Randy’s birthday (15:15)/ “Randy’s Negative Yelp Reviews” (17:00)/ an awkward situation brings humans together (19:50)/ Rebel Flag of Poverty (22:15)/ workplace problems (23:19)/ The eyes of Zuckerberg (27:00)/ Tommy’s 2 year wedding anniversary (27:50)/ setting the bar (31:23)/ craft beer problems (32:26)/ Tommy are a turkey leg (35:27)/ women’s footwear (36:56)/ Michigan vs Michigan State (42:09)/ the substitute teacher rules of life (46:23)/ the cavity (46:54)/ comedy chick fights (49:01)/ missed connection (51:25)</p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1">(Episode 243)</p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1">Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p class="p1">Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1">Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! <a href= "https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com">https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com</a></p> <p class="p1"> </p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1">"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p class="p1">Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p class="p1"><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p class="p1"> </p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1">Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p class="p1">Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p class="p1"> </p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1">Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p class="p1"> </p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1">Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy</p> <p class="p1">Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p class="p1"> </p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1">You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p class="p1">If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p class="p1"><a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p class="p1"> </p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1">Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p class="p1"> </p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1">If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:</p> <p class="p1"><a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p class="p1"> </p> <p class="p1">Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p class="p1">Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p class="p1">Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com">http://tomethompson.com</a></p>
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S07E14. Crisp Waters
<p class="p1">Nose as a time machine/ Smells that remind you of grandma (1:00)/ Crisp Waters (3:10)/ The Ultimate Trust Fall Experience (9:40)/ Name Sayings (10:00)/ Tommy dyes his clothes (10:50)/ A real life MySpace Top 8 (13:52)/ Minors buying alcohol becomes a social media event (16:55)/ Stunted (21:20)/ A “hey mister” (22:46)/ A “Wife Guy” (23:40)/ Borat (26:21)/ Tommy and Dave Landau (28:00)/ Bikers and drama (30:02)/ Post Malone (38:41)/ Jared Leto has a cult (44:44)/ The Joker (50:23)/ Obama talks about “woke” culture (51:30)/ Shout outs to Glen Thinks Stuff podcast, The Untrained Eye, and Pod-Ful of Sunshine (56:00)/ Quicksand porn and The floor is made of lava porn (57:45)</p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1">(Episode 242)<br />  <br /> Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!<br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1">Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! (<a href= "https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com/"><span class= "s1">https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com/</span></a><span class="s2">)</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/"><span class= "s3">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</span></a></p> <p class="p1"><br />  <br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast"><span class="s3">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</span></a></p> <p class="p1"><br />  <br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave<br />  <br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy"><span class= "s3">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</span></a></p> <p class="p1"><br />  <br /> You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> <span class= "s3">https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</span></a></p> <p class="p1"><br />  <br /> Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave"><span class="s3">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</span></a><br />  <br /> If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss<br /> Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.<br /> Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.<br /> Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href="http://tomethompson.com/"><span class= "s3">http://tomethompson.com</span></a></p>
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S07E13. The Hype of the Summer
<p>Encountering characters in the world/ Tommy’s dumb concession stand volunteer story (0:40)/ The nexus of all the walking trash (3:20)/ personal checks are time machines (5:06)/ a one man conversation (6:24)/ Teen slang and I oop sk sk sk (11:00)/ Randy-spiced (17:24)/ The fable of the grasshopper and the Equinox (17:54)/ Judgmental Jiminy Cricket (19:44)/ A date crasher (22:26)/ two times getting stood up in one week (25:00)/ fixing Tommy’s Jersey joke (30:40)/ Tommy the road comic and Tommy with Dave Landau from The Anthony Cumia show (32:00)/ The big Iowa adventure (34:55)/ our 2nd podcast: Someone’s Favorite Movie podcast (35:54)/ what’s the scariest horror movie (38:17)/ Freddy Krueger the pop culture icon (41:09)/ Tommy’s nightmares (43:05)/ The Conjuring (48:00)/ best theater experiences, seeing American Pie (50:25)</p> <p>(Episode 241)<br />  <br /> Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!<br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p><br />  <br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p><br />  <br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave<br />  <br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p><br />  <br /> You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p><br />  <br /> Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a><br />  <br /> If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss<br /> Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.<br /> Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.<br /> Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com">http://tomethompson.com</a></p> <p> </p>
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S07E12. Love Letters Into the Abyss
<p>This weird, wacky world/ Tommy’s show with Kevin Farley, meeting Kevin, and talking about Chris Farley (1:15)/ All the OMG Girls ran out of White Claw and do they make pumpkin-spiced White Claw (3:40)/ The world rebooted two weeks ago and now we have White Claw (5:05)/ Kevin Farley’s best friend (7:25)/ Dan Akroyd on Joe Rogan (8:50)/ Dan Akroyd spooned with a ghost (10:21)/ what Tommy believes (12:24)/ Ego in creativity (16:27)/ Learning to throw a boomerang (17:14)/ Gretchen Witmer - fix the damn roads and Tommy’s platform (18:38)/ Two old guys in overalls (20:30)/ Tommy’s liver health (21:42)/ Job interview reform (24:14)/ Can Ric Flair copyright his woooo? (26:01)/ You can’t copyright inflection (28:00)/ The caricature debate (29:13)/ what’s the stupidest thing you’ve done (32:50)/ The church sign writer is the hardest working person in America (35:00)/ Facebook Dating (41:35)/ This New White Claw World - nothing is punk rock any more (42:00)/ Mid 90s PC (44:43)/ Slide into those Google Docs (45:36)/ The World Series of Comedy (50:31)/ One Night Talks - a no-priced text escort (52:40)/ Louis CK (56:35)/ The William Wallace of DVDs (58:00) Missed Connections (59:26)/ Hell Yup (1:02:34)/ That social bone (1:06:00)/ Peach(1:09:30)/ <span class= "Apple-converted-space"> </span> Fantastic Cranium (1:11:26)</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>Randy was assaulted and MRS becomes a big, dumb true crime show: My Almost Perfect Murder/ these called newspapers (3:15)/ paperboys? (4:30)/ Paperboy the NES game (5:50)/ “chew on this”(6:28)/ Tommy’s tale of smartness (8:22)/ Tommy’s vicious cycle (12:30)/ Tommy is going to dinner with Kevin Farley (14:20)/ Tommy’s stupid voice is not Randy’s (16:00)/ An argument over a blue t-shirt (17:20)/ an entitled retail encountered and bang blow (20:00)/ Tommy’s faded glory and pre YouTube fame (23:00)/ a heartwarming bachelorette party encounter (25:11)/ conversation starting mustache (26:50)/ “that went over like a lead balloon” - Training Dad (28:00)/ the origin of “blow this popsicle stand” (29:57)/ Twinder (33:20)/ Marvel Girl (35:03)/ “I’m not as fat as you want me to be” (37:50)/ Tommy thinks GOOGLE is the weirdest thing (43:54)/ Keg stands (47:00)/ Randy signs up for Facebook Dating on the show (48:50)/ Running into someone in real life who rejected you via online dating (49:52)/ how does Facebook Dating work? (54:20)</p> <p> </p> <p>(Episode 240)</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy</p> <p>Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p>If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p><a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p> </p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:</p> <p><a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com/">http://tomethompson.com</a></p>
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S07E11. Bang Blows
<p>Randy was assaulted and MRS becomes a big, dumb true crime show: My Almost Perfect Murder/ these called newspapers (3:15)/ paperboys? (4:30)/ Paperboy the NES game (5:50)/ “chew on this”(6:28)/ Tommy’s tale of smartness (8:22)/ Tommy’s vicious cycle (12:30)/ Tommy is going to dinner with Kevin Farley (14:20)/ Tommy’s stupid voice is not Randy’s (16:00)/ An argument over a blue t-shirt (17:20)/ an entitled retail encountered and bang blow (20:00)/ Tommy’s faded glory and pre YouTube fame (23:00)/ a heartwarming bachelorette party encounter (25:11)/ conversation starting mustache (26:50)/ “that went over like a lead balloon” - Training Dad (28:00)/ the origin of “blow this popsicle stand” (29:57)/ Twinder (33:20)/ Marvel Girl (35:03)/ “I’m not as fat as you want me to be” (37:50)/ Tommy thinks GOOGLE is the weirdest thing (43:54)/ Keg stands (47:00)/ Randy signs up for Facebook Dating on the show (48:50)/ Running into someone in real life who rejected you via online dating (49:52)/ how does Facebook Dating work? (54:20)</p> <p> </p> <p>(Episode 239)</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy</p> <p>Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p>If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p><a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p> </p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:</p> <p><a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com/">http://tomethompson.com</a></p>
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S07E10. Delicious Irony
<p>Franks were born that way/ The passage of time (1:15)/ A confidential tale + living a life powered by confusion (1:45)/ Dad Grishem (2:50)/ A Deer Tale + the best pizza boy in movies (4:00)/ Tommy lives in a bad part of town now and gets a visit from The Washington Prowler (14:00)/ I Love you Colonel Sanders. A Finger Licking’ Good Dating Simulator (16:35)/ Let’s talk about culinary school (18:50)/ The Green Day, Fall Out Boy, Weezer Tour (20:00)/ Warm yourself by the burning flames that is the dumpster fire that is my life (22:00)/ Opposites attract? (25:14)/<span class= "Apple-converted-space"> </span> You ever see a couple in public and wonder what they talk about (26:26)/ Deadly in the art of making technology awkward (27:55)/ Good weird or bad weird? (31:00)/ What happened with Rita and the message that Dan from Netflix N Swill wanted Randy to send (33:00)/ Piss-gasm (37:33)/ Oh, delicious irony (40:16)/ Jay Chandrasekhar and Kevin Farley - don’t talk to him about Chris (47:11)/ Mr Ho-Hum The Raven (47:53)/<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span> Tommy went to the wrong bathroom and Randy’s tap dancing dreams (52:38)/ the teeny tiny toilet terror (55:00)/ The rise of Facebook Dating and Secret Crush (57:00)/ An Instagram date (1:00:00)/ “I don’t think so, Rosie” (1:01:00)/ Delilah (1:05:00)/ The Myth of Strawberry Blonde (1:13:00)/ wrestling is like comedy is like podcasts (1:20:00)</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>(Episode 238)</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy</p> <p>Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p>If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p><a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p> </p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:</p> <p><a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com/">http://tomethompson.com</a></p>
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S07E09. Hey There, Crocodile Rock
<p>A road trip episode!<span class= "Apple-converted-space"> </span></p> <p> </p> <p>Sleep number car (2:49)/ a sign language road argument (3:39)/ reuniting with childhood friends and burning the mother down (7:39)/ The Intervention Retail Slave (IRS) (14:00)/<span class= "Apple-converted-space"> </span> is it offensive or naw? + the art of people watching (17:00)/ #38 (23:00)/ Our new Patron Saint, Jay Chandrasekhar (25:36)/ Tommy opened for Jay Chandrasekhar and the story of how Tommy got the clip (26:00)/ I’ve never heard of White Claw before the last 2 weeks (35:55)/ Tommy ruins everything (40:23)/ an attempted flirtation + an American gothic (45:00)</p> <p> </p> <p>(Episode 237)</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy</p> <p>Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p>If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p><a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p> </p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:</p> <p><a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com/">http://tomethompson.com</a></p>
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S07E08. Flight of the Bumblebae
<p>S07E08. Flight of the Bumblebae<span class= "Apple-converted-space"> </span></p> <p> </p> <p>(Special guest Dan from Netflix N’ Swill podcast)</p> <p> </p> <p>The Mattress Man/ The “That’s What She Said” game/ The disappointment of life and delayed gratification (1:13)/ the drunk stereotype girl (3:55)/ The Drinking Challenge (4:54)/ Horror is a 2nd grade Beatles musical (7:00)/<span class= "Apple-converted-space"> </span> Netflix N’ Swill podcast (13:50)/ Netflix Purgatory and what are you binging? (Bojack Horseman, Black Mirror, Stranger Things) (15:11)/ Randy’s guardian angel is George “the Animal” Steele (19:00)/ podcast dating with Dan (23:54)/ Ghosting (26:00)/ Dan’s bad dating stories (29:28)/ Bumble and the rules of Bumble (33:56)/ after 3 years, the return of Rita (37:00)/ Tommy has a mission (47:00)/ “I hate to say this but people seem to like you” (52:00)/ An online dating message sent (53:27)/ A fear of Terrible Towels (54:00)/ Smartphones ruin arguments (58:00)</p> <p> </p> <p>(Episode 236)</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy</p> <p>Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p>If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p><a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p> </p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:</p> <p><a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com/">http://tomethompson.com</a></p>
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S07E07. Dopamine Squirts
<p>We're back. Finally. We promise.</p> <p>Our plan to save the country/ American Carnage (1:19)/ These olds and what are these teens up to these days (2:00)/ Uniting the country through the man-bun and the Man-Bun Brigade and Beautiful Macho (3:39)/ the Myth of Hayden Man-Bun (8:38)/ storming Area 51 (13:38)/ Getting courted with job interviews and becoming adults (16:55)/ Randy’s career fair: job interviews are like online dating (20:00)/ the birth of Rurals J Perkins and Tom Hanks is a cad (22:06)/ Tommy is trying to change his voice (25:50)/ Tommy and the Post Malone concert and the Kid Rock concert experience (27:00)/ Tommy performs comedy in front of children (29:13)/ Tommy kills a segment dead and talking about the initial J (31:28)/ Jay Larson and The Thruline (37:20)/ We need your feedback: eyebros 810-328-3826 (39:48)/ my summer was like that picture of a sea lion caught in a humpback whale’s mouth. (44:17)/ butterflies are haunting me (46:02)/ Randy and Tommy are runners now<span class= "Apple-converted-space"> </span></p> <p>(47:02)/ Female empowerment books (49:38)/ Year 7 of no hiking and The Epic Life of Tommy Thompson (50:58)/ Bigfoot and unicorn selfies (53:30)/the moral of the podcast this week (54:40)</p> <p>(Episode 235)</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy</p> <p>Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p>If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p><a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p> </p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:</p> <p><a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com/">http://tomethompson.com</a></p> <p> </p> <p> </p>
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S07E06. Bosom Department
<p>3 dates scheduled, no dates had/ Tommy’s far away and distant like an emotional star (1:15)/ No good comes from the line “I Met Her on Tinder” (1:40)/ The first 48 hours are the most important (in online dating) (3:00)/ Can we put the faces of online dating ghosts on the sides of Starbucks coffee cups (4:00)/ Promises (4:50)/ Tinder is like going to the strip club in the middle of the afternoon (5:30)/ The Summer of George (9:15)/ Standing in line at the 7-11 (10:15)/ Short Guy Bagel Boss Meltdown (12:00)/ “You’re not God, my father, and my boss” (14:00)/ Andrew Duncan on Twitter: Bosom Department (17:00)/ We’ve heard enough from stupid old white guys (18:15)/ Faceapp (19:00)/ Jesus Chicken (20:00)/ Live, Laugh, Love - I’ve been living, I’ve been laughing, but where’s my lovin? (21:00)/ Remember the bug zapper (23:08)/ Match dot com conspiracy theory (24:00)/ Online dating sites are not benevolent electronic cupids (26:09)/ The GREEN DOTS OF DOOM (ONLINE NOW) (26:50)/ A hopeful promise (30:00)/ Missed Connections (34:00)/ Wednesday Addams Dress (35:00)/ First date faux pas (37:23)/ The power of the hum (39:00)</p> <p> </p> <p>Recorded July 17, 2019</p> <p>(Episode 234)</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy</p> <p>Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p>If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p><a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p> </p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:</p> <p><a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com">http://tomethompson.com</a></p> <p> </p>
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S07E05. Sinister Tinder
<p>Sweatsuit Koala/ A restaurant problem - no straws, save the turtles (:48)/ A Fancy Nancy and not a Tom Clancy (2:00)/ Save a straw, save a turtle - the turtle straw (3:30)/ Turtle season (5:00)/ Shredder and Krang should’ve used straws against the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (6:30)/ Song of the Summer: Old Town Road (11:20)/ Week of the weird (12:30)/ A public restroom experience - being a big stall hog (15:20)/ Living in Selfish City, USA, population, me myself and moi (21:35)/ Overreaction theater: flannel shirts in the summer and soggy cereal (23:20)/ Tommy becomes a brand (24:40)/ Bored AF and needing a companion (29:04)/ The Devil’s Whisper (31:00)/ Online dating nonsense returns (32:00)/ Online dating is like a Karate Kid crane kick to the face (35:13)/ Startling Tinder facts, the swipes, and we invent Sinister Tinder (35:55)/ Becoming a powerballer (38:00)/ Tommy’s big shows with Kevin Farley and Jay Chandrasekhar (Super Troopers) (43:44)/ A Tinder tale (48:00)/ Revenge Tinder and Super Likes and OH! Bonnie McMurray (56:00)</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>Recorded June 19, 2019</p> <p>(Episode 233)</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy</p> <p>Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p>If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p><a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p> </p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:</p> <p><a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com</p>
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S07E04. Chapstick
<p>A comedian’s chariot/ a Midway Adventure - people watching - the simplest things about human behavior (1:00)/ Enter: Mom Jeans (2:30)/ Head Daddy Macho makes his move with a high waisted woman (5:57)/ That Work Work Work Week Felon (14:00)/ you ever break a promise (16:00)/ Words are weird - Ruthless - find your Ruth (16:25)/ tap dancing around words when you first date someone - women have word power - grammar vultures<span class= "Apple-converted-space"> </span> (20:00)/ Finding the dumbest genie - not buying Will Smith as the Genie - being a wingman like the Genie (23:19)/ worrying about the general public saying the wrong thing - going AWOL with a mouth - The Freshman and Jakob Dylan - (25:00)/ Randy has a deep conversation with a stranger named Curtis - Randy has a receptive soul - tainted spirits (33:00)/ mental traumas (40:25)/ A story of chapstick, Al Gore, and the Goo Goo Dolls (41:56)/ The buzzworthy event of the University of Michigan - Flint (45:00)/ feeling like I’m stuck in a mission in Grand Theft Auto (47:00)/ mortified by the chapstick (50:00)/ mugged because of the chapstick (55:00)/ “I’m at the age right now where the one that got away might be the actual one that got away” and Tommy’s breakup (1:06:00)/ Slide (1:10:10)</p> <p> </p> <p>Recorded June 3, 2019<br /> (Episode 232)</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy</p> <p>Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p>If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p><a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p> </p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:</p> <p><a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com</p> <p> </p>
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S07E03. Chicken Soup for the Midlife Crisis Soul
<p>High and mighty about calendars/ “a man has a lot of deep thoughts when he’s under a white trash sky and a Budweiser spell” (1:00)/ brooding like a silent son (2:30)/ The King of Funk (4:20)/ First person shoot your shoter game (6:13)/ sneezing in front of another man (7:00)/ Mattitude (8:15)/ Perspectives (9:30)/ Focusing on what is, not what if (12:30)/ The Bermuda shorts triangle (14:15)/ Mr Pancakes (17:00)/ learning hypnotism (18:00)/ An invitation made (20:22)/ Quality Question: sincere invite or pleasantry (24:00)/ Randy rose in a hot air balloon today (29:40)/ showing up to a date in a hot dog hot air balloon (32:30)</p> <p><br /> Recorded May 29, 2019 at 10:45 pm.<br /> (Episode 231)</p>
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S07E02. Choose Your Own Existential Crisis
<p>Unleased episode, recorded in October 2018</p> <p> </p> <p>Choose your own adventure/ Randy’s childhood broadcasting skills (1:00)/ choose your own existential crisis (4:50)/ That time Tommy heckled a comedian (6:30)/ Tommy’s opening for Jim Florentine and Tommy looks like a Muppet (7:45)/ UFC will be better with cyborgs (9:00)/ “Life...now with 30% more fretting...” (9:30)/ the soundtrack to sleeping (13:55)/ there’s nothing worse than your parent’s views on the issues (14:45)/ Outside, the gawky awkward boy anthem (17:52)/ becoming huge Trapt fans (18:50)/ Johnny Trapt (20:00)/ The Ignorance is Bliss Times (22:04)/ The Me Me Me Crisis (22:35)/ Olsen Twin theories (26:30)/ Tommy’s tale of stalking ex-girlfriends (30:26)/ The Legend of Kyle Hogan (32:50) Tommy is middling (33:30)/ Tommy doesn’t give two flying hoots about Randy’s life (34:36)/ Tommy bombs onstage (35:00)/ up north, Michigan (36:00)/ Dirtbikes (37:00)/<span class= "Apple-converted-space"> </span> UFO con - the biggest UFO convention in Michigan (40:00)/ up north theater life (45:00)</p> <p>(episode 230)</p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave</p> <p> </p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy</p> <p>Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p>If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p><a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p> </p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:</p> <p><a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com</p>
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S07E01. Your Love
<p>This week, it’s an entire episode wrapped around the song, “Your Love” by The Outfield. How can you sustain an entire hour based on a 3 minute song? It’s possible. Take a listen and learn how.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></p> <p> </p> <p>Josie’s on a vacation far away/ Songs as book marks/ Dancing and the folly of saying yes/ Life is a collection of all the lessons that we have learned/ The 7th year of Miserable Retail Slave/ The Venomous Duck-billed Platypus of Podcasting/ Leaving things unsaid/ Tommy No-Game/ I Ain’t Got Many Friends Left To Talk To/ The origin of Randy’s trust issues: a TMNT backstabbing and THE TREE/ Dogs are furry ouija boards/ Everyone got married/ A Snapchat filter that would be really useful - THE REALIST FILTER/ Shoot Your Shot 2K19/ Some people need to talk like they are faking an orgasm/ A peer pressure bully and trying to make Randy cooler/ Missed connections: is it a crush?/ The changing meaning of songs/ we’re in your heads</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy</p> <p>Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p>If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p><a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p> </p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:</p> <p>http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com/">http://tomethompson.com</a></p>
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228. Paul and the Cup of Joe
<p>Name equals how horrible people are/ Dollar stores and Licky Charms (1:00)/ Paul, the dollar store cashier (3:00)/ The rules of trash can (5:30)/ 7 years of Miserable Retail Slave (11:10)/ Retail therapy (13:30)/ The books in Tommy’s office, the House that Comedy Built (16:07)/ a mid life crisis job and needing a motorcycle to get the girl (18:53)/ The comedy adventures (25:00)/ Tommy the realist therapist (27:00)/ The blues (29:50)/ the average American spends too much on nonessentials (32:45)/ Vitamin D(eath) (34:00)/ Tommy has a thing (38:30)/ Missed Connections (43:13)/ Tommy has no goals left (45:00)/ Randy on Epic Film Guys (48:00)/ Kissy motions and pregnant women (49:30)/ Missed Connections: donor boy (53:27)</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy</p> <p>Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p>If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p><a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p> </p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:</p> <p>http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com/">http://tomethompson.com</a></p>
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227. The Couch of Spite
<p> </p> <div id=":ow" class="a3s aXjCH"> <div class="adM"> </div> Memes/ Tommy’s sober again/ it’s gotta be May/ if you drank Tommy (3:55)/ Tommy - alcoholic beverage (4:40)/ Getting tattooed with haunted ink (6:34)/ The 27 Club and if Kurt Cobain had lived (8:45)/ beware your thrift store purchase might have ghosts (11:00)/ Stephen King and Joe Hill (11:40)/ the war between heaven and hell is like Monopoly (13:45)/ the ghost perfume (15:45)/ haunted couches (17:00)/ spirit animals (21:00)/ The milkshake (24:00)/ double blown and Randy on Epic Film Guys (27:00)/ scared men in the grocery store (31:10)/ people watching (33:45)/ Tommy is opening for Kevin Farley (41:30)/ Missed Connections (43:00)/ Tommy has never been flirted with (52:00)/ Foot Guy and used socks (55:00)/ isn’t the skunk spray proof of God (57:00)</div>
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226. Origin Story
<p>A story begins/ culmination/ Easter - a holiday or not (1:00)/ robotic miserable Retail slaves (2:13)/ Tommy’s U-scan story (3:10)/ automated retail employees will be the start of the robot apocalypse/ Spring weather and Anxious dads waiting to mow those lawns (10:50)/ becoming a lawn dad (12:10)/ second hand stank (13:20)/ Miserable Retail Slave turns 7 years old soon (16:32)/ finding a purpose in unemployment (16:40)/ The Gumball Mogul and The Severe Stutter (17:15)/ Finding salvation in Twitter (19:35)/ developing yodel skills (21:47)/ the story of the Yahoo yodel (22:23)/ a textual relationship (29:00)/ From wallflower to adventurer (31:00)/ Tommy’s foul mouthed childhood (32:46)/ meet me halfway and the Kenny Loggins vault of songs for every movie (35:00)/ an adventure unfolds and the plot twists (37:00)/ kittenfished (37:48)/ the weirdest GPS and my GPS backwoods spirit (40:22)/ the danger of roundabouts (41:24)/ Small towns and weird radio stations (43:00)/ The result of Taking a chance (45:00)</p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!<br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p><br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p><br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p><br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p><br /> You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p><br /> Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p><br /> If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss<br /> Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.<br /> Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.<br /> Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com">http://tomethompson.com</a></p> <p> </p>
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225. God's Court Jester
<p>Adult kindergarteners/ “does everything you do have to be a chore?”/ Tommy day dreams about wallpaper (3:00)/ Tommy is sober again/ one loose vowel (7:00)/ filters (10:00)/ the most passive-aggressive way to break up (12:15)/ the cool things in Tommy’s office (16:20)/ livestream for the cure 3 (22:00)/ Tommy’s 21 birthday and Tommy destroys a girl in the mosh pit (24:49)/ Tommy’s bathroom adventures (28:00)/ God’s Court Jester/ what is the appeal of the white shorts? (29:00)/ The Myth of the 21st birthday (35:00)/ you ever lived a life? (48:50)/ online dating (50:00)/ Randy’s lot in life (51:00)/ Todd, the original online dater (51:30)/ The hidden speakeasy (56:58)/ the bartender stinkeye (59:00)/ Tommy’s keto diet</p>
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224. Flight or Flight Harder
<p>The things that I worry about most never seem to happen/ Birds (1:35)/ Tommy running pains (3:20)/ Herb (6:00)/ it’s a good thing animals are dumb (7:00)/ The man who killed a cougar with his bare hands (7:30)/ Dad-toos (9:00)/ A flock of sassy parrots (9:40)/ The Endearing Old Dogs of Podcasting (13:00)/ Tommy’s whirlwind tour of the Midwest (14:00)/ Tommy’s performing in Canada...apologies to Canada (14:47)/ The Dirt on Netflix (15:40)/ Crosswords Mysteries and romantic comedies on the Hallmark channel (17:13)/ As the ball-gag rolls...(20:30)/ a date (24:12)/ the mythology of Tommy’s garlic tattoo (26:13)/ Momo is real (28:15)/ some people need personality implants (29:40)/ gas station flirting (33:00)/ sex robots (34:00)/ put it on my gravestone “Terrible Choices” (35:00)/ Livestream for the Cure 3 and Randy on The Rob and Slim show (44:00)/ Missed Connections: the purple haired girl meets comedians on the bus (45:39)/ just metal (50:00)/ Vaping partners (54:47)/ smoking a corn cob pipe (58:00)</p> <p><br /> Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!<br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/<br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy<br /> You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2<br /> Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave<br /> If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss<br /> Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.<br /> Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.<br /> Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com</p>
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223. The Operation Instagram Challenge
<p>Gas stations are the crossroads of America/ Are there rich people gas stations?/ The origin of Tommy’s super powers + Tommy Man (2:30)/ What is this: Quote City USA? (5:30)/ Randy’s face makes a girl puke (5:40)/ Randy Looks like a fetus boy (10:15)/ a new weight loss program (12:00)/ winning the approval of Tommy’s daughter (16:00)/ we’re like Seinfeld meets Clerks (17:00)/ being on Joe Rogan’s podcast and Bill Burr (18:53)/ teens look like they’re born with filters on (22:12)/ Aliens, the deep sea, and mermaids (24:00)/ everything changes when you meet a talking crab (25:47)/ The Momo challenge (26:02)/ all these challenges (33:00)/ The triangle dance/ Big Sock is always holding us down (34:00)/ The Operation Instagram Challenge (35:15)/ “I’m a rough and tumble man” (41:00)/ becoming a Reply Guy(45:46)/ knock knock, is the door open? (50:00)/ Randy fails (57:00)/ Randy’s career fair (1:00:00)/ Bob Dion (1:01:36)/ A Wal-Mart Indiana Jones, Retail arbitrage, Gary Vaynerchuk (1:03:00)/ Rodney Dangerfield 2K19 (1:05:00)/ Livestream for The Cure 3<span class= "Apple-converted-space"> </span></p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy</p> <p>Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p>If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p><a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:</p> <p><a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com/">http://tomethompson.com</a></p>
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222. Officer Cupid
<p>Tommy has a Wall O’ Comedy and is no Ric Flair (0:55)/ A Tommy is born (Tommy hates “A Star is Born”) (3:00)/ Bradley Cooper, we remember where you came from (4:20)/ Tommy is a headlining comedian now (6:01)/ The highlight of champions (8:20)/ achieving dreams (9:01)/ “I don’t want to be famous”(13:00)/ Tree names (21:02)/ Randy is a magnet now (22:29)/ Officer Cupid - OkCupid has made Randy a moderator - OkStupid (25:05)/ Spud Webb shoes (27:00)/ hey Czech Republic, we see you (29:00)/ ASMR millionaire stars on YouTube (34:02)/ quality question: why would any man not wear a belt? (39:00)/ MRS on Livestream for the Cure, on the Epic Film Guys Podcast, and Randy on the Rob and Slim show (46:14)/ All men are cheaters and other enlightening Facebook comments (48:45)/ Men are made of X, Y, and cheater cheater pumpkin eater chromosomes (52:51)/ Missed connections: Seen that dagger on my cheek and happy endings. (54:37)</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy</p> <p>Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p>If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p><a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:</p> <p><a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com/">http://tomethompson.com</a></p>
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221. Chum with Benefits
<p>Flying solo/ Getting tired of being of people being disappointing (2:15)/ make your moms proud (4:00)/ lasers (5:00)/ never got that laser background (6:00)/ The wrong idea about GI Joe (7:41)/ class reunions (13:20)/ social media killed the class reunion (13:54)/ fart rock (16:22)/ the return of Narc Fist (16:53)/ The meaning of rock songs (17:48)/ liking people and people watching (19:14)/ a Retail story of a mumbler (20:00)/ blissful ignorance (23:24)/ Catfish of America (23:50)/<span class= "Apple-converted-space"> </span> Catfish decisions (26:34)/ Sincere apologies (30:50)/ chum with benefits and friends with flirting (32:30)</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy</p> <p>Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p>If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p><a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:</p> <p><a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com/">http://tomethompson.com</a></p>
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220. The "Garden Fresh" Prince
<p>Epiphany + The new premise of the podcast is we search for our premise every week + The meaning of Todd/ Tommy’s epiphanies (2:29)/ The Beloved’s epiphany (3:01)/ Bidet talk (4:55)/ Tommy’s hand washing reward (6:13)/ Never been epiphany worthy (6:55)/ Pizza Talk (10:16)/ Livestream for the Cure 3 with the Epic Film<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span> (16:00)/ Ice Falls (20:04)/ Dave Coulier - our new arch enemy (23:10)/ Deserve (25:37)/ “I threw up in my mouth a little bit” (26:17)/ The Nacho Fiasco re-visited (27:30)/ Vanilla Ice deserves some slack (30:21)/ You deserve to survive (34:02)/ Gwyneth Paltrow skied into a man (36:00)/ Randy’s Career Fair: Life Writer and Liam Neeson is an idiot (39:25)/ Gucci’s stupid blackface sweaters (45:13)/ Randy was a guest on episode 3 of the new Couch Party podcast (50:00)/ Ghosting and Valentina (52:04)/ Tommy’s lost hat created a magical snowman (56:50)/ Missed Connections (1:00:00)</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy</p> <p>Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p>If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p><a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:</p> <p><a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com/">http://tomethompson.com</a></p>
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219. All American Stepdad
<p>Mr Punctual, a new super villain/ Yet Another Gas Station tale (2:47)/ Does Kid Rock remember Tommy? (3:30)/ “Just Do It” face tattoos (5:00)/ Greta Van Fleet on SNL/ are there tattoo counselors out there? (8:47)/ DIY tattoos and the straight line requirement (13:00)/ Tommy practices a joke (17:00)/ irrational fears and Heavy Metal Drive Thru (19:55)/ “I’m on the drug of life...they told me it was the best high” (24:00)/ Due for a mighty fall (31:00)/ A bar fall and black tar pit karma (33:33)/ Tommy’s expensive Moose Drool (34:00)/ this weird world gets weirder and how do lunatics become homeowners (38:00)/ a cat woman (40:05)/ let the football dads become real Couch Coaches (42:52)/ Valentines Day is like carbon monoxide for relationship (47:00)/ how did Scrooge McDuck and Richie Rich make so much money? (50:08)/ All American Stepdad (52:19)/ Tommy’s big crowd (53:30)/ Catfish of America (59:45)/ Star Battles (1:00:47)<span class= "Apple-converted-space"> </span></p> <p> </p> <p><span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy</p> <p>Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p>If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p><a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:</p> <p><a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com/">http://tomethompson.com</a></p>
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218. Netflix and Comfort
<p>This time, we welcome one of our very first listeners ever to the show. The man, the myth, the legend: special guest, Armchair Producer Doug Goodwin!</p> <p> </p> <p>Can you ride a bike?/ an outlier for a lot of things (1:20)/ an untold story of the bike (3:20)/ The Tomato Throw (6:50)/ “Playboy” Tommy Thompson (13:00)/ Armchair Producer Doug Goodwin (13:46)/ getting listeners is like trying to dig out of Shawshank (19:41)/ how did Doug meet his wife (22:06)/ Doug’s old school online dating adventures (29:10)/ Stalker technology (30:46)/ Tommy’s afraid of 2,000 people (35:00)/ The return of Funnel Cloud Charles (43:34)/ What’s the worst podcast you’ve ever listened to? (47:22)/ Doug produces the show (50:06)/ “Kickstart My Heart” makes you drive fast (53:30)/ Trump’s Hamberders (56:27)/ the worst online date that Doug ever had (59:42)/ Chicken in waffles in Atlanta (1:05:00)/ the Dukes of Hazzard and censoring the General Lee (1:07:00)/ Millenials hate Seinfeld (1:11:30)/ Fyre festival and Instagram (1:13:00)/ Catfish of America (1:18:00)/ rock pop and hip-pop (1:20:00)/ The 12 Labors of Funnel Cloud Charles (1:28:00)</p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy</p> <p>Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p>If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p><a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:</p> <p><a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com/">http://tomethompson.com</a></p> <p> </p>
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217. The Gas Station Ballad of Johnny Sonata
<p>Other people’s pets/ Tommy is a dog and Randy is a cat (1:00)/ Zeppelin, the lost cat (1:44)/ Pet antivaxxers (2:20)/ Plenty of Fish name change (4:35)/ Damien and Jake the Snake Facts (6:00)/ Head over heels and fear of flips (7:00)/ The Spit Curse (9:50)/ 2019 new you (16:23)/ Batman and Robin and being a George Clooney Batman (18:00)/ The Sweatpants Mentality (20:00)/ Cheers and We need a throwback ‘80s theme song (21:00)/ The Gas Station Troubadour at the McGasStation (24:50)/ The guitar guy at the party (26:56)/ The most amazing musical moment ever (28:00)/ A senior citizen West Side Story (28:40)/ people can’t drive in a straight line any more (31:58)/ The Doorbell Licker who licked a doorbell for 3 hours (32:30)/ The Retail Moment (36:20)/ Tommy’s adventures in Victoria’s Secret (36:47)/ Ants on a log (41:00)/ a personal missed connection witnessed in Chicago (43:00)/ Missed Connections: of cupcakes and Goochland (46:00)/ Alexa, make love to me (53:36)/ Livestream for the Cure 3.Oh My God We’re Gonna Raise So Much Money (55:00)/ Thor doesn’t have a cellphone (56:00)/ Tommy opened for Jay Larson of The Crab Feast and the Table of Liars (56:30)/ Home videos of 8 year old Tommy (58:11)/ Tommy and The Beloved have a relationship intervention for Randy (59:33)/ Catfish of America (1:04:35)</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy</p> <p>Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p>If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p><a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:</p> <p><a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com/">http://tomethompson.com</a></p>
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216. #Swipelife
<p>Animals are getting sassier/ Tommy talks about the deep sea (3:00)/ a wall of geese (5:00)/ Tommy finally agrees that he has polka dot eyes (8:00)/ Possum talk (9:35)/ Possum the Peanuts (11:02)/ Confidence (12:47)/ Christmas (21:00)/ watching a Salvation Army bell ringer slowly lose his mind (24:15)/Springsteen on Broadway (26:22)/ Every man should be a Bruce Springsteen (28:13)/ no hope for an online dater (35:02)/ online dating ads/ #swipelife/ “I’ll be some girl’s cuddledud” (36:00)/ MRS speed dating? (38:00)/ there are no single people in public (40:34)/ Miserable Retail Slave presents the pros and cons of dating (45:07)/ Online dating nonsense (51:32)</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy</p> <p>Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p>If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p><a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:</p> <p><a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com/">http://tomethompson.com</a></p>
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215. Shuffling Pajama Idiots
<p>The Shuffling Pajama Idiots/ The promise of the text message (1:30)/ these horrible texts (2:00)/ why are there spelling errors in texts (3:00) / people need a good ducking (3:20)/ an app to compose texts for you (4:00)/ “I don’t fear the robot apocalypse because my iPhone battery won’t last more than 10 hours” (6:30)/ you better bag yourself a Wanda (9:03)/ outtie bellybuttons (14:00)/ “I’ve got problems for days and miles to drive, tell no lies and talk no jive” (16:00)/ Alcohol - the smartest thing a dummy can do and the human Molotov cocktail (17:00)/ The important problems of high school athletes (19:04)/ a raw nerve and a classic ep of MRS (20:00)/ peaks and valleys (21:00)/ a Yukon Cornelius Guy (22:00)/ The Bizarro Matchmaker (27:33)/ a special passenger on the struggle bus (32:00)/ Live Randy unplugged - acoustic performance of his thoughts (36:15)/ The Playlist of Tears (37:00)/ trading Tony Gwens for Kirby Pucketts (43:20)/ crashing the stage of The Machine Shop (45:00)/ Far Behind (47:52)/ Randy is an episode of Growing Pains (51:00)/ Tommy is worried about Tony Danza (53:00)/ I should just (58:00)/ capturing moments (1:00:00)/ Levels (1:06:29)/ what the podcast has done for us (1:08:00)</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy</p> <p>Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p>If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p><a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:</p> <p><a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com/">http://tomethompson.com</a></p>
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214. Mister Worldy
<p>Mr Worldly is about to speak: it’s better to be weird (2:02)/ normal people at comedy shows (5:20)/ Talking to the typical Michigan Male (5:55)/ the beautiful thing about idiots is they’re sincere about everything (9:46)/ Tommy is the Bob Ross of Comedy - Happy little Jokes 16:18)/ Snow plow season (17:32)/ who will rule the driveways: Fred or Frank? (19:30)/ Talking Taft (21:37)/ Sean Connery on Rosie O’ Donnell (23:05)/ Taft gets stuck in a bathtub and loves bathtubs (25:55)/ The Future is Sweet Caroline (29:35)/ The Guts Game (33:35)/ Missed Connections (37:39)/ a love letter to nobody (37:45)/ senor butthurt (44:00)</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy</p> <p>Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p>If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p><a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:</p> <p><a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com/">http://tomethompson.com</a></p>
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213. The Six Fingers of Abe
<p>Surly Temple and the stunning optimist/ Tommy Horse Noise (1:15)/ children are our future (1:45)/ do believe in luck (4:25)/ The universe is a merry prankster (5:45)/ The story of an Abe Lincoln impersonator (6:30)/ Fabio vs the Seagulls (8:10)/ The six fingers of Abe (13:29)/ Give me a solid Taft (15:20)/ John Tyler talk (16:23)/ The lessons of Gabe Lincoln (18:24)/ Thanksgiving Special (22:23)/ Yams (23:30)/ White meat vs Dark meat (26:16)/ why do we talk to babies (30:00)/ Haley Joel Osment (33:37)/ Tommy and Randy Big Night Out part 2 and Bar Band culture (34:49)/<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span> the worst year to be alive was 536 (47:09)/<span class= "Apple-converted-space"> </span> Thunderdome: the weirdest stories of the month from Florida (51:30)</p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy</p> <p>Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p>If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p><a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:</p> <p><a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com/">http://tomethompson.com</a></p> <p> </p>
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212. The Skid Mark Assassin
<p>Macho Kool Aid Man/ how did cavemen function without energy drinks? (1:30)/ leave tastes alone BUT IT’S NOT ENOUGH FOR ME (3:20)/ where have we been? (10:00)/ holidays (10:30)/ ominous plans for the future (12:45)/ Tommy Conscious (13:20)/ Randy’s very 1st baby picture (14:45)/ Tommy and Randy’s Big Night Out (17:25)/ Dance Party (19:15)/ Tommy becomes a band groupie (21:40)/ The drunkest woman (23:00)/ Matt the major dudebro (27:00)/ Electric Ladies (28:10)/ The key to getting all the ladies (29:35)/ The Last Saint in America (35:00)/ All Randy’s Eve (38:10)/ Man starts legal battle to change his name. Young god (39:00)/ 32 is the age tipping point (40:45)/ are there 69 year olds on Tinder (44:00)/ missed Connections (46:00)/ online dating nonsense (54:00)/ Tommy’s been married a year! (1:01:00)</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy</p> <p>Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p>If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p><a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:</p> <p><a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com/">http://tomethompson.com</a></p>
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211. The Great GIF Crisis
<p> </p> <p>Randy’s Career Fair: GIF farmer/ Communication is hard these days (2:00)/ The Great GIF Crisis (2:50)/ The Office (6:34)/ Do you even know what makes a magical GIF work? (8:16)/ Tommy has thoughts about a Marc Maron meme (12:53)/ No adults know how to actually adult (15:00)/ Stephen Colbert’s thoughts on comedy (16:20)/ Stealing someone’s birthday thunder (17:30)/ Stealing moments between gas stations (19:36)/ you can tell how old a man is by how curved his hat’s bill is (20:00)/ A gas station tale (21:30)/ hitchhikers and taking candy from old men (24:00)/ Stop with your Facebook comments (26:38)/ A rant on Internet opinions (27:00)/ Elon Musk on Joe Rogan (36:00)/ Halloween is the best (37:00)/ Top 5 Favorite Candy (39:00)/ We need to change these job interviews (42:16)/ Role playing a job interview (43:00)/ the return of Yahoo Answers: what’s the most interesting thing to happen at work(53:25)</p>
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210. Stay Awake
<p>We become a true crime podcast/ A dog playing frisbee (2:30)/ Tommy forgets his tattoos/ The man with the adult coloring book arms (4:00)/ Greta Van Fleet And Frankenmuth, Michigan/ “In the name of Fido, I commit vengeance upon her person...”/<span class= "Apple-converted-space"> </span> The Spider Behind You (11:50)/ EB White (12:30)/ A weird week: walking on a flaming carrot (13:55)/ being rich is a waste to a slob (16:36)/ Eminem vs Machine Gun Kelly and Rap Devil talk (18:00)/ older Eminem albums (19:00)/ Poetry Battles: ee cummings diss (22:28)/ That Drake (23:00)/ Post Malone and Aerosmith on MTV VMAs (24:00)/ more legendary song: “In My Feelings” by Drake vs “Perfect” by Ed Sheeran (28:05)/ Love to Atlantic Star and “Always” (30:24)/ GQ Fall Fashion magazine (31:48)/ Rock Star pinups (32:30)/ Thunderdome: couple installs drive thru window in their trailer to sell drugs (35:28)/ Tommy was on classic rock radio and classic rock radio is weird (45:08)/ Radio Dann with two Ns (47:30)/ the moment Tom became Tommy (49:30)/ YouTube, the Views podcast, and David Dobrik (51:42)/ missed Connections Echo and The Bunnymen/ People you went to college with (56:00)/ Lisa and the most hipster thing ever (57:00)</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy</p> <p>Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p>If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p><a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:</p> <p><a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com/">http://tomethompson.com</a></p>
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209. Poe
<p>Getting up in the morning is a waste of time (3:30)/ Randy is a catch-22 (4:00)/ Voodoo Priest John Madden and his curse (5:00)/ Sunday Scaries and Summer Scaries (6:52)/ exploring things (9:30)/ A crazy Detroit Adventure: of live nude girls, Optimus Prime, and beer (10:00)/ Pistachios, the Infinite Nut (15:00)/ Quality Question: why do people try to craft the perfect joke when it’ll never beat a well-times fart? (19:10)/ The Farting Comedian (19:52)/ Hooters is shutting down after recent study says millennials hate boobs (22:08)/ The first wave of grandpas or grandmas named Jayden is coming (25:05)/ Running into a forgotten sweathog (26:02)/ Miserable Retail Slave History: from S04E27. “Kevin Needs Cole Slaw”/ Be our e-bae (41:00)/ search engine humor (42:00)/ a real life Bermuda Triangle encounter (43:12)/ Iceberg cause all the problems (45:37)/ National Geographic Ignorance Podcast (48:00)/ Man buys 300 “sorry” banners (49:48)/ Hot CW babes (52:30)/ We pitch a CW show featuring a sexy Edgar Allan Poe called Poe (53:22)/ “Best” of Craigslist (56:26)/ Yeti blind (59:50)</p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy</p> <p>Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p>If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p><a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:</p> <p><a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com/">http://tomethompson.com</a></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p>
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208. Hollering at Your Jalapeños
<p>Hey. How was your summer? We're back.</p> <p> </p> <p>The wedding guest/ going to a wedding with someone you’ve never met or talked to/ an online dating open invitation (2:03)/ slaying it like Bugs Bunny at his finest (3:03)/ the age when “maybe” became a “no” (5:58)/ Meatloaf philosophy (7:34)/ poetry in motion (8:54)/ the judgmental round (10:10)/ Tommy likes drawing seahorses as kids (10:47)/ is the Bermuda Triangle ok now? (12:46)/ Mr Everything (17:42)/ perpetually frustrated (20:14)/ overreaction theater: the case of being cropdusted by a Twizzler-eating old woman (23:10)/ Miserable Retail Slave history from S04E19: The Convenience Nurse, Honey Quotas, and Diner Terms of Endearment (35:11)/ Dboy is a former child Jeopardy champion (42:11)/ Tommy likes Justin from Epic Film Guys (45:00)/ THE MOOSE and the problem with pop-Country (47:00)/ Tommy defends pop-country (50:00)/ the Faster Horses country music fest (56:00)/ Blake Shelton (1:00:18)/ Missed Connections (1:02:00)/ hollerin for your jalapeños (1:05:00)/ the most desperate missed connection ever (1:07:29)/ The reason we’ve been off all summer (1:15:03)/ shoutouts : Just the Worst podcast and The Cryptinaut (1:20:00)/ Randy’s urban legend. The Black Panther (1:21:00)</p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy</p> <p>Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p>If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p><a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:</p> <p><a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com/">http://tomethompson.com</a></p> <p> </p>
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207. If My Face Was A Drug, I'd Sell It By The Instagram
<p>Flying cars/ Nonstop Glee/ The Legend of Wacky Warren (1:57)/ Tide Pod challengers (2:30)/ Flirting with girls in a flying car (3:24)/ Cheesy or Corny: which is the worst food descriptor (3:45)/ Proper Bro-tocol (5:09)/ Tommy’s Beard and transformation into a skunk ape (6:05)/ Tommy’s impeccable brows (6:51)/ Bacon obsessions (10:19)/ an intervention for Tommy (10:42)/ A middle age choose your own adventure (13:00)/ Woodie Wagon cars (15:00)/ Elon Musk pledges to help with the Flint water crisis (17:00)/ Elon Musk’s Not a Flamethrower (19:36)/ women with bangs (20:25)/ an entrepreneur (22:34)/ searching for my eBae (22:40)/ “Don’t look at at my scabs” (23:50)/ Tommy’s into kayaking and the world will never be the same (25:13)/ endangered bumblebees and counting bees (29:13)/ Randy’s Career Fair: Becoming a hot dog guy (32:05)/ Up North, Michigan (39:00)/ the United Steaks of America (39:16)/ DJ Shouty Mouth and The Dumpster Fire (42:30)/ Steak debates (42:45)/ Revelations about Nathan - the best gas station attendant in the world (46:35)/ missed Connections (50:10)/ Bad Boys (54:53)/ Bar stares (55:40)/ Big hats and all day grins (58:07)/ That time that Tommy made an audience member cry (58:38)/ cinematic movie Jokers (1:02:10)/ Tommy is Randy’s big, fat memory/ wild hogs</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy</p> <p>Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p>If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p><a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:</p> <p><a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com/">http://tomethompson.com</a></p>
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206. (Skin) Deep Thinkers
<p>Recorded on the road to Lansing, MI...</p> <p> </p> <p>Post Malone, face tattoos, “Always Tired”, and adjectives on your face/ Skin Deep Thinkers (1:28)/ Inviting celebrities to your wedding (1:45)/ Riding on the roof of your car (6:16)/<span class= "Apple-converted-space"> </span> Road trip stunt tales (8:43)/ mooning tales (9:41)/ online dating nonsense and Kayak (14:23)/ a text message sent (17:21)/ opening up a barely town convenience store (17:41)/ creating a dating app for customers to hit on retail employees (23:49)/ “Straight Up Randy (27:17)/ how do you talk to girls?/ millennial dating terms from Cosmo (29:56)/ Links (33:48)/ Tommy’s comedy show (35:23)/ He-Man Woman Hater’s Club and Kayak responds (36:10)/ The new phone excuse (37:34)/ people watching and watching a man completely bomb when trying to hit on a girl wearing a bathroom towel (40:00)/ Empty vessels on the phone (45:00)/ Hecklers vs comedians (48:00)/ Pascal the Dog (49:22)</p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a><br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> <a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com/">http://tomethompson.com</a></p> <p> </p>
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205. Don Juan Casanova of Studville
<p>Tommy’s Maroon 5 haircut/ Mick Foley (:45)/ Too many “ladder falls to the face” (1:00)/ A ladder-cage Match aka Hell in the Cell (WWE King of the Ring 1998) (1:22)/ “He’s like Johnny Knoxville, if Johnny Knoxville was a complete and total anarchist, nihilist, and masochist (3:02)/ Randy’s first job (3:30)/ The Miserable WrestleTalk Podcast/ Late fees are stupid (4:40)/ Taking an IQ test to get a video store job (5:15)/ Redbox users are the most entitled people (6:30)/ “I would turtle like Claude Lemieux” (7:30)/ The Red Wings and Colorado Avalanche rivalry (7:44)/ Goalie fight/ The best hockey game (10:00)/ Resting b face (12:44-)/ The intimidation of an aggressive “huh?” (14:12)/ RWF - resting weird face (14:33)/ stop with the Dad bod (14:45)/ the slob bod (15:25)/ Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining (20:00)/ Tommy’s big day off (21:23)/ a tearfest (22:45) “you gotta go to dot com” (23:22)/ Tommy visits a Golden Corral (24:44)/ online dating nonsense (29:00)/ what happened with Just Ask? (29:34)/ on a scale from troll to gargoyle, how hot are you? (46:20)/ hiding behind this ring of matrimony (46:39)/ introducing Kayak (47:40)/ Tommy has never dated anyone (49:00)/ something crazy happened (57:47)/ Facegym (1:00:58)</p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a><br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> <a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com/">http://tomethompson.com</a></p>
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Tangents of the Damned 2. Deadpool vs Waylon Jennings
<p>We've been known to go on tangents during episodes of Miserable Retail Slave, so here they are. Smaller, bite-sized episodes of your favorite big, dumb comedy show: Tangents of the Damned.</p> <p>In this short, mini-episode, we talk about Deadpool, pick our favorite Ryan Reynolds movies, get nostalgic about skate parties, and cringe at the thought of the couples skate.</p> <p> </p> <p>Heroes/ Tommy lies about never seeing a super hero movie/ Deadpool interrupts Stephen Colbert’s monologue on The Late Show (1:25)/ what fictional character is as inseparable from the actor that plays him than Ryan Reynolds and Deadpool (1:43)/ comedians as social commentators (2:14)/ favorite Ryan Reynolds movie (2:16)/ Explaining Deadpool (4:00)/ Miserable Retail Slave steps into “Let’s Get Drunk and Talk Comics” territory (5:00)/ Deadpool was cool because he was created in the ‘90s (6:19)/ skate parties at Skateland/ playing “A Nightmare on My Street” (7:10)/ running from the couples skate (7:42)/ never make eye contact with anyone in real life (8:40)</p>
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204. Just Ask
<p>It’s that time of year where people are graduating high school/ one more graduating class to remind you how old you’re getting (1:29)/ definition of “sexist” (2:29)/ Can we get published guidelines for all the PC words we should be saying? (3:29)/ a refreshingly honest graduation speech (4:25)/ school is weird (5:30)/ what percentage of kids go to college now? (6:14)/ Randy’s shattered dreams (7:03)/ still best friends with your high school best friend(8:31)/ skate or die! (12:00)/ “I guess round balls don’t tip over” (12:34)/ Skate parties (12:52)/ living in a big city (14:00)/ “I live in the city that never sleeps and I’m going to bed early”/ subscribing to The New Yorker (15:32)/ Fitness magazines at Walmart (16:57-18:23)/ let’s learn about art! (19:00)/ Tommy sketches former Red Wings goalie Chris Osgood (20:30)/ “My Secret is in the Shading”/ Tommy’s sketching YouTube show (22:30)/ Tony Danza is not The Fonz (23:40)/ The Fonz was Wooderson from Dazed and Confused (24:10)/ Side of Beef meat art (25:55)/ Fortnite video game (26:34)/ Fortnite streamer, Ninja is super famous (27:23)/ iTunes review (34:01)/ Uptown vs Downtown (35:35)/ Quality Question: haunted houses. Why don’t we just burn them all down?(36:30)/ Tommy’s experience with a spirit at the Holly Hotel (37:52)/ Tommy’s good experience (39:00)/ “one of my old socks is in my pants”/ the Grim Reaper tugged on Tommy’s ear/ Finally, the quality Question (42:36)/ online dating nonsense (44:37)/ a picky Senfeldian man (47:14)/ online dating profiles (48:16)/ the profiles that say “Just Ask” (49:16)/ the fine line between creative and stupid (53:00)/ Scorpion from Mortal Kombat is a man who loves, he always wants to pull you closer/ “don’t you quit or do you quilt because I’m not into quitters”/ Online dating questions for Just Ask (55:00)/ Justin Verlander or Matthew Stafford (1:00:00)</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a><br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com">http://tomethompson.com</a></p>
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203. Deep Don Knotts Sniff
<p>Tommy doesn’t know the difference between slur and slang/ The Pre-Date / The pre-date rulebook/ “no one’s ever been charming in the presence of a scone”/ 2018 - The Year of Scumbags and Forced Apologies/ The Internet - we’re in the business of boning/ That Active Shooter game/ Tommy’s living his best life/ if aliens came to Earth, how long until someone wanted to eat them?/ Octopi are aliens / The Giant Squid/ Hugs from Bigfoot/ Tommy’s Soapbox/Will we take a hike? and Weird Tommy/Quality Question : What if grass is conscious and the smell of freshly cut grass is the smell of souls leaving their bodies?/ Thunderdome- Tampa Man vandalizes cars that reminded of college bullies/ Man spends 4 hours in underwear on top on Wendy’s/ best fast food mascot ever/ Deep Don Knotts Sniff/ The Incredible Mr Limpet talk</p>
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Tangents of the Damned: 1. Facebucks
<p>We've been known to go on tangents during episodes of Miserable Retail Slave, so here they are. Smaller, bite-sized episodes of your favorite big, dumb comedy show: Tangents of the Damned.</p> <p>This time, we cover Facebook getting into the worlds of online dating and cryptocurrency. Plus, Weezer covering Toto's "Africa" and "Roseanna" and the significance of the song Africa to us.</p> <p> </p> <p>Facebucks (of Facebook dating and cryptocurrency)<br /> - Can you imagine if Tommy could comprehend everything that went on around him?<br /> - Predicting the future<br /> - “Making your own adventure” Ice Cream<br /> - Tommy learns who Jean Luc Picard is.<br /> - (21:59 - 28:06)</p> <p>Cuomosexuals<br /> - Weezer covers Toto.<br /> - Africa<br /> - Roseanna<br /> - Why “Africa” is significant in the guys lives<br /> - Karaoke Club<br /> - Rivers Combover</p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!<br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p><br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a><br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a><br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a><br /> You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a><br /> Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave<br /> If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> <a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p><br /> Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.<br /> Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.<br /> Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com">http://tomethompson.com</a></p> <p> </p>
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202. You Can't Kiss a Baby (Live with Epic Film Guys)
<p>Live from Livestream for the Cure 2.0 with Epic Film Guys and special guests, Jake and Tom from Jake and Tom Conquer the World</p> <p> </p> <p>We were part of Livestream for the Cure 2.0 recently, a 30 hour live streaming event put on by the Epic Film Guys to raise money for cancer research. We had a blast kicking the event off. So thanks to everyone who donated, viewed, shared, liked, retweeted, or thought about doing any of those things. The event managed to raise an amazing $11,545.88 for cancer research!!!</p> <p>Here is our contribution to the event. Come listen to Miserable Retail Slave Live with Epic Film Guys and special appearances from the lads from Jake and Tom Conquer the World!</p> <p>A drive-by kissing/ Online dating nonsense/ dating a pregnant woman when it’s not your baby and all the social anxieties that come with that/ Refreshing online dating honesty/ Cat Poems/ Tommy insults/ No one lets Randy tell the AIM dating story/ Jake and Tom join the show from the Motor City Comic Con/ Random interviews from the comic con/ Nick from Epic Film Guys reads some missed connections</p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!<br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/<br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a><br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a><br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a><br /> You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a><br /> Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a><br /> If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> <a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p><br /> Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.<br /> Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.<br /> Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com">http://tomethompson.com</a></p>
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201. Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A START
<p>Vampire, werewolf, zombie bites/<br /> Cub Thompson and new stage names (:45)/ a slacker vampire (1:00)/ comedic glory (3:27)/ Evil Genius on Netflix and collar bombs (4:14)/ aftermath of doing Livestream for the Cure 2.0 (8:54)/ The last time Tommy is with Dave Landau??? (13:50)/ Kokomo, Indiana (14:54)/ compound media (18:00)/ The girl who threw poop at the Tim Horton’s employee (19:11)/ stopping shoplifters in retail (21:00)/ Tommy’s shoplifting story (23:00)/ “you’re not the force” (25:07)/ The Untold AIM Story (will never be told)/ actually having fun podcasting (26:00)/ Tommy’s weird women (27:22)/ Sunday Afternoon Sorrows and The WingMen of West Michigan podcast (32:00)/ Tommy tries to breathe alcohol (33:46)/ childhood fear of basements (34:18)/ Contra (35:00)/ The Ghost in Three Men and a Baby (38:10)/ Tommy’s adventures UP NORTH Michigan (40:02)/ you cant make fun of anything (42:12)/ “lady, you’re not a pepperoni pizza. I would never touch you”/ Tommy’s doppelgänger (45:10)/ Canadian gimp (46:12)/ Body shots and bachelorette parties (48:00)/ playing and critiquing the beginning of the first ep of MRS (51:29)</p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a><br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> <a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com">http://tomethompson.com</a></p>
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200. The Unwritable Miserable Retail Slave (with special guests from The Unwritable Rant, Juliette Miranda and David the Producer)
<p>The weather and the “cold shoulders”/ Mansplain (3:05)/ Tommy went to a daddy - daughter dance (3:35)/ Tomish/ Episode 200 and the 6 year old anniversary (6:00)/ The Unwritable Rant (Juliette Miranda and David the Producer) comes to Miserable Retail Slave! (10:00)/ Nicholas Paste (13:00)/ Juliette Miranda’s writing adventures (13:45)/ Getting paid for something you love doing (15:48)/ Winger (16:00)/ David the Producer’s bass playing (17:00)/ Meeting Blackie Lawless (18:30)/ Best or worst band name that David was a member of/ Tommy’s first paying gig was with Penis Philbin (22:35)/ “I’m a little Hemingway over here (25:00)/ Juliette Miranda and David the Producer ask us questions (25:30)/ Juliette loves Tusk (26:19)/ Best episodes, how podcasts go wrong, and telling personal stories (30:00)/ Juliette’s favorite episode of The Unwritable Rant (32:18)/ Online dating nonsense (33:00)/ How Juliette and David met (34:00)/ Phrendly - just pure flirting (35:15)/ What Juliette and David like about Miserable Retail Slave (37:13)/ The Church of the Carpenter Jeans (38:30)/ Juliette’s writing process (40:59)/ Juliette hates technology (42:30)/ Livestream for the Cure bribes for donations (44:45)/ The Unwritable Rant web series? (48:10)/ Crazytown (48:30)/ technical difficulties (49:56)/ The Kanye West of Podcasts (50:38)/ Juliette Miranda and David the Producer bought tickets to Tommy’s standup show (52:30)/ Kickables (57:00)/ The coolest celeb that Juliette and David has ever met (59:21)/ David met Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger (1:00:00)/ Tommy’s friend, Dave Landau, is the 3rd mic on The Artie and Anthony Show now (1:03:58)/ Juliette Miranda wants Bill Burr on the show (1:12:00)/ Missed Connections/ A missed connection finally responded/ “Can you give me the jest?” (1:18:30)/ A Chicago-style deep dish missed connection (1:20:30)/ David the Producer ran into Chad Kroeger wearing a Nickelback shirt (1:22:00)/ Thank you shout outs (Armchair Producer Doug Goodwin, Andrea, The Couch Party Crew (HAB), Jake and Tom Conquer the World, Heather D and TRB from Welcome to Rantyville, Grant and Matty F from Let Me Tell Ya, Cassi and Mandy from the Mixed Feelings Podcast, Let’s Get Drunk and Talk Comics, Dr. Penrose)</p>
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199. This One is All About Avengers: Infinity War jk
<p>Believing in honesty/ social media stunts/ social media celebrities/ is success in the social media age being on “Ellen”?/ Clickbait Faces/ Advice for people who want to be on GMA/ “this is weird...this is weird...”/ Tommy was shocked and flabbergasted because he remembered an old email address/ “More me, less you”/ a fatal disease called breathing/ Tommy is emo now/ a 3/4 life crisis/ Make time/ Talking I’m subliminal song lyrics/ Spring has sprung/ Tommy went to the bar instead of the gym/ if Bob Ross was painting you, he’d say “here’s a happy little drunk”/ “Wingmen of West Michigan” podcast/ the return of The Convenience Nurse/ hating people when they walk/ Tommy scolds a bum/ an awkward game of social chicken/ Quality Question/ does your tattoo artist own your copyright to your body?/ Thunderdome: man in plastic bag disguise robs GameStop/ Man survives bear and shark attacks/ Batman vs the shark/ Batman ‘66/ shark kick/ missed Connections/ Trail Hearts/ late night bike trail wanderings/ Pop Rocks/ who came first, me or my mom?</p> <p>Promo: Livestream for the Cure 2.0</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a><br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> <a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p>
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S05E43. The Offender (Of Charles Bukowski, Toilet Disasters, and Online Dating Revelations)
<p>Blindly, Stupidly Happy/ This mystical thing called ‘free time’/ Day dreams, Jack White, and Freedom from Cell phones</p> <p>Sunday Truthers (3:51) / Comedy is being like a street rat (5:21)/ A case of the Mondays (6:23)/ “I’m painting a toilet picture, Bob Ross” (8:35)/ Search for The Offender (15:45)/ Tommy and Randy went to the bar and ornery Tommy (18:34)/ The Wide Eyed Waitress (20:10)/ The Biker Gang at the other bar (21:18)/ Welcome to Thunderdome: woman blames the cocaine in her purse on the wind (22:15)/ Men use spaghetti sauce to try to burn down a house (25:49)/ Format change - getting to the bottom of creativity (30:09)/ Charles Bukowski - what makes him tick? (32:29)/ Tommy and The Beloved went to dinner and had an encounter (34:20)/ Livestream for the Cure 2.0 promo (37:00)/ “The laureate of American Lowlife” Charles Bukowski (42:00)/ Poets (50:25)/ Bukowski’s works (52:55)/ “I found little meaning in life…” Finding hard and crazy women (55:00)/ Bukowski - fueled by alcohol (56:36)/ The Big Takeaway - it’s never too late (1:00:00)/ Tommy the Hipster and Hipster Be Squared (1:01:16)/ Fat neck problems (1:04:10)/ How do you hit on a girl in real life? (1:04:53)/ Tommy’s ‘joking’ pick up line (1:09:29)/ Online dating shallow problems (1:11:48)/ a different kind of Offender (1:13:00)/ Always Google your potential online dates (1:16:00)/ An old school ode to Tommy, a gathering of the buddies, March of the Penguins, Revelation Boyz (1:18:00)</p> <p> </p> <p>Promo: Livestream for the Cure 2.0</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a><br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> <a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.</p> <p>Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.</p> <p>Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at <a href= "http://tomethompson.com">http://tomethompson.com</a></p> <p> </p> <p>(Episode 196)</p>
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S05E42. Inspector Jacket
<p>Thinking about death/ Tommy uses his degree like Captain America’s shield/ how you lose an argument/ No Footnotes Needed/ Putting your mind into a robot body/ would you upgrade your body? Personality?/ Premonitions Only/ The brand of Tommy/ Alcohol plug ins/ the problem with robot bodies/ the one time Tommy got in a fight/ Street Tough Tommy and his fisticuff ways/ Dokken IV/ ETDs (electronically transmitted diseases)/ your consciousness uploaded to the Internet and becoming spam/ Rainy Days/ Not mom approved/ Randy’s new punk rock song/ Narc Fist/ NSFW/ take an acronym class/ Eye Doctor facts/ He was in THE CONE ZONE/ What level is Tommy/ the best way to mark the passage of time: the number of sighs your eye doctor gives/ Ruining the life of The Culligan Man/ the mystical growth hormone of life/ needing a day job to be creative/ Randy’s Career Fair/ Becoming a DJ/EDM star/ Tommy’s magic eye face/ Teach me how to be lit, Dr Strange/ We need weird music/ Brit and JT and me/ EDM artists look like super villains/ Politics/ Livestream for the Cure…Miserable Retail Slave will be a part of it!!!!/ No more carps, where do you put your hammer/ Life is ruined by one strap of fabric/ herbal viagra/ Talking about that Gerald’s Game/ Online dating nonsense/ An esteemed loser/ The wisdom of Mr Rogers/ Throw you into a field of banana peels/ everyone should pronounce “Jeremy” like Eddie Vedder/ Missed Connections/ one solitary balloon/ Life is like Mike Tyson’s Punch Out!!/ smoking cloves/ a senior citizen watches Hostel and Hostel 2/ Internet Movie Blobbers/ shoot your shot is a common thing/ playing music for other people is the weirdest thing/ Randy Pathetic, the Missed Connections Poet</p> <p>Promo: Livestream for the Cure 2.0</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a><br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> <a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>(Episode 196)</p>
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S05E41. You Have a Good Day Now
<p>Gum smacking/ Constable Thompson/ The Gum Factor revisited/ Pessimistic Jam/ bizarro gum factor/ the man with loudest gum chew/ “cool leather jacket”/ Tommy lectures Randy over physical stores/ loud food noises/ Advice for The Gum Man/ the continuing tale of Nathan, the best has attendant in the world/ an eye gone AWOL/ fixing lazy eyes/ butterfinger beebee eyes/ The Shimpsons/ passive aggressive playground flirtation/ you have a good day now/ People hate lines/ St Patty’s Day/ becoming an honorary Irish/ a pickled and fermented soul/ another addition to the glossary of neck tattoos/ Grateful Dead Superman/ the dirt brothers/ Quality Question: Hey there, Delilah/ adult contemporary radio stations/ Robotic froyo workers/ transmissions from the future/ a human ant/ give me the fattest fat/ Movie Pitch Game: Bill Murray eats a pepper that’s so hot that he can hear the future/ you like a Bill Murray?/ Generation Share/ screaming over The Beatles/ Tommy headlined The Blind Squirrel</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> <a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>(Episode 195)</p>
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(Almost) Daily MRS 2. Black Mirror S01E01
<p>This episode, we review the 1st episode of British sci-fi show, Black Mirror. Find out what we thought of the interesting concept of the first episode.</p>
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AWD MRS 1: Andre the Giant and Alcohol
<p>The (Almost) (Week) Daily MRS</p> <p>Presenting shorter bits of new Miserable Retail Slave content almost every week day!</p> <p><br /> Daily dose of vitamins/ Modern Drunkard book/ 10th drunkest state/ Flint Town/ That time Hulk Hogan slammed Andre the Giant/ Andre the Giant’s legendary drinking habit/ that time Andre sold his championship/ Virgil/ The Mount Everest of Inebriation/ Hulk Hogan, the beer b-/ the most you’ve drank/ the short, stubby Andre the Giant/ Irish car bombs/ Tommy’s touchdown glory days/ The hopeless ones</p>
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S05E40. The Great Beard Awakening
<p>Oblivious people bumbling through life/ Another entry for the glossary of neck tattoos/ Godsmack and voodoo/ People Watcher - the next great social media idea/ capturing a fool/ Tranq ‘em and Tag ‘em/ Lifted trucks/ “We’re not dealing with that guy...that’s Brad!”/ People and their “specialty” dinners/Suffering movie trauma/ using an acorn to whistle/ being at the age where the next time you see a person might be the last/ locker partners/ Taking a nasty spill on the ice/ getting hit by one of the Smash Brothers/ what happens when your smart phone gets dementia?/ Alexa laughs at you/ “Apes vs Robots, it’s coming”/ Big Man Alexa/ the ever-shifting cool cycle/ young rappers/ Comics Sans, the literary rapper/ The Great Beard Awakening/ The Movie Pitch game/ Arachno-homophobia/ Harrison Ford, the street magician/ The GIF, Ted/ Pure emoji-nation/ the world’s most dangerous sound/ Hip hop implosion/ Tommy is visiting Shawshank/ Hulk Tears/ Headlining The Blind Squirrel/ the motion lights turning off in the bathroom/ Charlie’s magic carpet/ Paper bag head/ Ol’ Bag Head Dan/ The Tripods/ Watch out for Barncat44/ Tommy was on “One Crazy Story”/online dating nonsense/ Pterodactyls/ Stay gold.</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</p> <p>(Episode 194)</p>
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S05E39. Your Princess is in Another Castle
<p>Beef and Podwar with Nick from Epic Film Guys/ Double standards/ Makeup for men/ crushing on Brad Pitt/ Taking that rejection punishment/ Clownshoes, The god of Salty Tears and Butthurt/ Skull Polish/ using time travel the right way: to grocery shop/ the nasty twist to time travel/ “I am the Grand Cheese of the World”/ Tommy’s someone husband/ an Umbrella Baby/ I’m glad the Internet exists to call people out/ Tommy is reading The War of Art/ Tommy writes from the stage/ When the Internet first came out/ Napster/ a teenage rebel ballad/ Tommy Obey!/ more online dating talk/ Remembering Hot or Not/ Tommy the 6.5/ a midlife crisis on Hot or Not/ Sharkangels/ an online dating message/ “Hello. My name is Marlena and my entire identity is Harry Potter.”/ being defined by your career/ straight talk vs real talk/ Tommy’s Wranglers/ a game of gender chicken/ bend your bills, no flats/ Quality Question: what are women’s white tank tops called?/ hey, Tomb Raider. Hey./ Tacos vs Pizza/ Nintendo issues a statement saying Mario is still a plumber/ it’s sad that Mario still needs a day job/ Mario’s tedious life/ Super Mario Flask/ “your princess is in another castle”/ that slimeball Luigi/ the worst prank callers ever/ a savage Condescending Wonka meme/ Talking about Rampage the game and movie/ Dwayne “The Fraggle Rock” Johnson/ The Movie Pitch/ iKitty/ 9 nines and 3G/ Bored Ben Affleck/ Kurt Russel vs The Blogger/ plugs for the podcasts Underwater Sunshine and Bunny Ears</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a><br /> <br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p>Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> <a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>(Episode 193)</p>
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S05E38. The Important Philosophies of Sammy Hagar
<p>Sticker beer/ 4 color vulgar words/ flag/ don’t trust the man that doesn’t swear/ the first time Randy and Tommy hung out/ winners and losers/ living out the lyrics of a song/ the shock of hearing swearing in public/ white trash camouflage/ the missing link/ crashing a library book club/ a library flasher/ you can’t go home again/ Tommy was french kissed by Satan/ Tommy gives up/ A tar pit of happiness/ Creating a soundtrack to your life/ Become Ear Bud Man/ The Important Philosophies of Sammy Hagar/ reacting to the trailer for “Flint Town” on Netflix/ Bum, Thugs, and Harmony/ “Like some kind of alien”/ The Sadness of Daryl Van Halen/ National Pancake Day/ “What’s a Boy gotta do to get some hash browns up in this mug?”/ Tommy hates pancakes, not an egg fan/ Super diet mode: Tommy’s foods/ The Taste Buds #1: pancakes and syrup Peeps/ serving size: 4 chicks/ updates on HGW/ Tommy’s show in Chicago/ Happy Baby/ The Uber Man/ Road comic problems/ New arch enemy, El Silencio has a missed connection/ a mortar-cycle/ “we’re like online cupids/ “had to give her some busy balls”/ Speedway Nachos/ Honey Bunny Boogie Bear/ Tommy is going to be on “One Crazy Story”/ “This song reminds me of when I still had hope”</p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p>Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a><br />  <br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> <a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a><br /> <br /> (Episode 192)</p>
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S05E37. Overwhelmed Flash
<p>Topical, Political content/ the best place to debate social issues/ the last time Tommy was at the gun range/ Hawk weapons/ “If I’m in a stressful situation…like If I know it’s happening…then I’m really good at it. But if I, if I have to, uh, but if it’s not happening in the moment and I can’t, I can’t figure out, y’know. It just, it just depends. In the moment, I’m good.”/ Dealing with the stress of life/ Resting Hawk Face/ Name your hawk/ A reference to the movie Over the Top/ upgrading your hawk/ the Walmart ensemble/ Tommy wants a Foghorn Leghorn tattoo/ Ka-Powie on your kneecap/ Kelly Ka-Powie/ The flooding Flint River/ Those people that float in kayaks down flooded streets/ Tide pods/ Tommy’s world/ soul tattoos…tattooing your soul/ “You don’t need the ‘full’ there”/ “That’s what they teach you in comedy writing”/ The Great Comedy Book/ Friendly Dads/ Dad questions/ Tommy thinks honesty is stupid/ The effort it takes to word at a person/ Quality Question/ Saying “fans” is gross/ Meme talk/ It’s hard to open, says comedian Tommy/ The Return of Funnel Cloud Charles/ The Charlie Hawk/ Would you rather?/ Be bald or wear a clown wig?/ The problem with being The Flash/ Overwhelmed Flash/ Flash Dad/ Raging against Bones/ Time and Distance/ Two Too Many Randys/ A famous missed connection/ The Man with the Yellow Shoes/ Equal rights, equal blown moments/ “I’m not asking you to marry me, just pod with me”</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p><br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p><br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p><br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p><br /> You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p><br /> Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p><br /> If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> <a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p><br /> (Episode 191)</p> <p> </p>
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S05E36. The White Trash Double Feature
<p>Frank and vulnerable/ Extinct Franks/ being particular about public restrooms/ Bathroom peekers/ Meat cutter apprentices/ The Bug Zapper…People just flocked to him/ Offended by Pattis and ok with Franks/ The Red Hat Society/ That one time the Red Hats showed up to Tommy’s show as clowns/ Using the handicap stall/ The Tommy Detector/ The opinions of old women/ Fat Tuesday/ Not Live - the Undead Podcast/ Tommy’s lingering ankle issues/ Tommy’s incredible, spontaneously breaking bones/ Calling your wife, “ma”/ those couples that start to look like each other/ Gender swapping on Facebook/ Hitting The White Trash Double Feature/ Tommy’s starless Chucks/ Walmart hairdressers/ The Beloved and Tommy have casino adventures/ When you speak to the manager and she has the same haircut/ Those training stages in Street Fighter II/ Jake “The Quitter” Savage/ Explaining Dort Highway in Flint, Michigan/ Tatted to all extremes/ Break room tattoos/ the Cult of Kitty/ Princess and Queen on the collarbone/ An Arby’s kitchen romance/ Randy’s resting b**ch face/ “This is what this is all about: awful things”/ Granny Jessa/ The cast of gas station characters/ El Silencio/ gas station podcast: Pumps Are Off/ Dexter from “Let’s Get Drunk and Talk Comics” and Do You Even Comic Book? joins the show/ Living in caves/ The acquired taste/ RIP Couch Party Crew/ What are you drinking?/ Discussing livestreaming/ Interviewing Dexter…why does he like comics?/ Randy’s comic tale/ The Do You Even Comic Book community/ How comic fans behave on the Internet/ That time Tommy got yelled at for telling a joke/ Things that are considered offensive/ Creating comic book storylines/ Quailman/ How “Do you even comic book?” came about/ The Dexter Show</p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p><br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?</p> <p><br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p><br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave/">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p><br /> You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p><br /> Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p><br /> If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> <a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p><br /> (Episode 190)</p>
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S05E35. The Boy Who Cried Live
<p>This weird world/ Uber is a weird thing/ An Uber co-pilot/ Randy wakes up seething/ A quaking/ Old Spice and Apathy/ The Panty Man/ a sweet little pervert package/ counting his panties/ The first live show/ “How check that”/ How long until girls start getting plastic surgery to look like their favorite Snapchat filters?/ Who Wants to Be a Snapchat? - the game show/ a Hello Kitty neck tattoo/ A masters in the selfie/ Have some selfie steem/ You can’t send a double message/ It’s like trying to reheat fries/ All the inside jokes/ Getting the ribs for a very long time/ World’s Biggest Scrublord/ Flashback to college/ The College Tale of Thin Lizzy/ The Disaster of the Live Show/ Tommy’s injured ankle/ “Come meet my stepfather backhand, it’s about time”/ Andrea/ “You’re not Howard Stern, buddy.”/ Horny goat weed/ A call in from TRB from “Welcome to Rantyville”/ Tommy is a sofa/ Epic Fail Guys/ David the Producer from The Unwritable Rant calls in/ Tommy’s got a show coming up in Chicago/ David’s baritone voice and karaoke choice/ bad water, bad Internet, bad podcast/ Bert Kreischer on The Unwritable Rant/ Bert is responsible/ Tommy almost fell out of a 20 story window one time/ We invite Juliette Miranda and David the Producer onto Episode 200/ The man with the boll weevil face/ carved from meatloaf/ Nick from Epic Film Guys hates our framerate/ Missed Connections/ Seeking a woman to have a baby with on Craigslist/ “He’ll email you sex back”/ “You’re a 110% beautiful!”/ Buzz balls/ We’re the Titanic and we hit the iceberg/ Randy retires</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!<br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave</p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</p> <p>Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</p> <p>(Episode 189)</p>
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S05E34. Dark Reflections
<p>Band in turmoil/ “No Responsibility” Thompson/ Being in a band/ Alcoholic telepathic abilities/ The trials and tribulations of the acoustic guitar/ Dark Reflections/ Becoming the awkward guitar guy at the party/ There’s something about a beer and a cigarette/ What if Bono actually saved the world?/ Tommy’s really mad at u2 again/ The ultimate love song/ Ed Sheeran/ a more violent Three Stooges/ Stan Lee…the pervert of the week/ “He shouldn’t say that out loud”/ drunk as funk/ the irony of Tommy’s love for “Roseanne”/ Dan Connor = based dad ever/ The weirdest lunch break/ The bloody hand/ “Carpenter jeans are my rebel flag, bro…My carpenter jeans are the new punk rock”/ These teens and their obsession with slime/ Answering a question from “Just the Worst” podcast/ Nuclear proliferation in Korea/ #MiserableRetailSunday/ the one man street time for “Sorry in Advance”/ Drowning in his feels/ taco makeup/ Tommy’s favorite author/ The Goosebumps Game/ The haunted mirror/ the fright shakes/ Can’t handle that stress/ The Ghost That Said No/ Robert Lee Stine</p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!<br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> <br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave<br /> <br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy<br /> <br /> You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</p> <p><br /> Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</p> <p><br /> If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</p> <p><br /> (Episode 188)</p> <p> </p>
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S05E33. A Blundering Observationalist
<p>A good sarcasm/ Synesthesia for sarcasm/ The taste of sarcasm/ Tommy’s cold pizza score/ Tommy loves The Bachelor/ The foremost expert on The Bachelor/ Punctual Tommy’s Early Bird Problems/ A Fat Dad Ensemble takes shape/ Vinyl/ The Weather/ Christmas Town, USA/ Life as a Hellraiser Puzzlebox/ Your rap name is “Lil” + the first thing you bought in 2018/ The Big Something/ The chunky d-bag of comedy/ The Reverse Bucket List/ Scuba diving/ Beware of the shrimp poop vein/ Swimming/ Would you ever jetpack like The Rocketeer?/ Lack of coordination/ Missed Connections/ Pandas in captivity/ COULD THE TERMINATOR EAT PIZZA?/ Tommy watches Black Mirror/ the Tonight app/ Is it served with a doofus?/ The girl with the go go gadget arms/ Tommy sounds like a woman on the phone/ New releases on Netflix/ Batman/ Tommy likes The Punisher/ Three Cream, No Sugar/ Be a man like Jon Bernthal/ Break my nose/ Caddyshack/ Sharknado/ Pretentious Jerry/ What are you kids even reading?/ comedians and groupies/ Fodcasts</p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!<br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a><br />  <br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a><br />  <br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a><br />  <br /> You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p><br /> Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p><br /> If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> <a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p><br /> (Episode 187)</p>
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S05E32. Love is a Warm Hand OR How Randy Got His Groove Back
<p>With special guests, Nick from “Epic Film Guys” and Tom from “Jake and Tom Conquer The World”</p> <p>Tommy Impressions/ This Walmart/ Public restroom follies/ Corpse dung/ a urinal opportunist/ Tommy is out sick/ Twitter’s favorite son/ Randy has a beef with Tom Coe/ The Cupid Shuffle/ Strong names/ Smitty/ Tommy’s in Indianapolis/ “God Hates Jake and Tom”/ the timeline of Tommy’s sickness/ Fire throat/ Nick, the Feelings Stalin/ The Lone Star in this Bleak World/ Tommy’s weird hair/ Facebook stalking and unlocking the secrets of the universe/ When Alan Moore Attacks/ A transcontinental curse/ “Someone spat on my bike today”/ A new tagline for Facebook/ LIT/ Tom Coe got maced/ The Room/ Summoning the spirit of Neil Gaiman/ Randy doesn’t like The Sandman/ Asking an Epic Film Guy if Die Hard is a Christmas movie/ the Century Club/ Watching the Star Wars Holiday Special for the first time/ Summarizing Star Wars/ Reindeer boob/ The RestauRANT podcast/ Gluttony Shirts/ Solutions to becoming a morning person/ the story of how Nick met his wife/ ending this year the same as last year/ online dating nonsense/ Jim Carrey/ Jim Carrey paints/ “I can’t handle opinions 2017”/ Funnel Cloud Charles returns/ “Sorry in Advance” podcast/ Missed connections/ Nick’s first date with his wife/ Love is a warm hand</p>
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S05E31. Milkshake Ducks
<p>The boss/ A Salvation Army bell ringing incident/ The Salvation Sweeties/ An opportunist/ The worst bathroom ever/ ‘open sesame’/ the perfect Mentos opportunity/ Tommy wants to believe in a flat Earth/ Fat dads/ Shout out to the Christmas parties/ Tommy’s awkward work Christmas party/ Korn ruined Christmas songs/ Losing your two front teeth/ Tommy’s a pretty good hockey player/ The Knuckle puck and Mighty Duck facts/ Know your Creek/ Writing a Christmas song/ Tom Coe Tuesday/ a retail paparazzi/ Portraits of Pain: The Tears of Retail/ Honeymooning/ The Great Tom Gatsby and the Mystery of the Haunted Hotel/ The Lady in Blue/ Tommy’s possessed house/ Ghost Sex/ a Jesus finger waggle/ Tommy’s growing a wizard beard/ Drinking eggnog for the first time/ “How would that be with alcohol?”/ Keaton the bullied kid and his video/ Bleakworld/ Quit watching The Walking Dead and Walking Dead spoilers/ Being all depressed/ Helping Grant, the Rage Boy/ Online dating: The Return/ Meeting a Pro Beer Pong player/ The World Series of Beer Pong/ Being in a funk/ On Level 36/ Advice on how to get through the mornings/ Can I get some street endorphins?/ Podcast shout outs: King Rat, Pop! Goes The Metal, Just the Worst podcast/ Why Randy shouldn’t get a tattoo/ The Tattoo Advisor/ Pokey > Gumby/ Things people hate about podcasts</p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!<br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a><br />  <br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a><br />  <br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a><br />  <br /> You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a><br /> Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a><br /> If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss<br /> (Episode 185)</p>
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S05E30. Narc Narc Jokes
<p>This time, Randy and Tommy get real nostalgic as they talk about childhood movies that impacted them. The list includes Batman (1989), Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, The Wizard, The Monster Squad and more.</p> <p>The guys also talk about how the holiday season can be the most horrible time of year for retail workers everywhere. Brothers in Retail, we're all in this together.</p> <p>Randy and Tommy also get political as they discuss net neutrality. Plus, hear the story behind Tommy's vampire heart tattoo, how Tommy's marriage is going, and ask the important question: how does Mario's raccoon tail make him fly?</p> <p> </p> <p>Look to the classics/ Bowie and The Little Drummer Boy/ The most horrible time of year for our Brothers in Retail!/ Showing the name of the show/ Those work problems/ You gotta throw a big fuss/ The dark meat/ Republicans love the white turkey meat/ The world’s pickiest fat kid/ Holiday season is like Supermarket Sweep/ The hate of confrontation/ Things Tommy is terrible at/ Those Salvation Army soldiers/ Tommy thinks dating is stupid/ That drug called marriage/ Tommy the hunter/ Provide for your family/ Future headliner, Tommy Thompson/ Tommy’s dumb website/ Net Neutrality/ Let’s Yahoo it/ All those search engines/ Taking a radio station job/ The Idiots of Idiot Mountain/ Eavesdropping on convos/ “She sure has gotten fat”/ Tommy’s Canadian impressions/ Nostalgic movie memories/ A vampire heart tattoo?/ Shout out to “The Story Behind” podcast/ Randy the horrible conversationalist/ What’s the first movie you remember seeing the the theater?/ The only two videos in school/ Willow/ Seeing Snakes on a Plane/ Sometimes edited versions are better/ The horror of Judge Doom/ Little Monsters/ Tommy sings the Monster Squad theme song/ Seeing Batman 1989/ Jesus Chicken/ Learning about sex in grade 1/ Jenny and the Hot Licks/ Mario’s raccoon tail and the horror of flying raccoons/ Growing up on Jean-Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal</p>
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S05E29. Plywood Apologies
<p><br /> This week, Randy witnesses an epic attempt at a public apology from a man who did a woman wrong. Hear all about this panicked Romeo’s plywood apology and whether or not it could possibly work.</p> <p>Do ever have someone repeat the same annoying question to you every single day? That’s the problem that has been plaguing Randy lately.</p> <p>There are perverts in Hollywood. Have you heard about this? The guys share their thoughts on Louis CK, Harvey Weinstein, and the other assorted Pervs of the Week.</p> <p>Tommy’s big day came and went. It’s been talked about for months, but it’s time to finally hear about how Tommy’s wedding went down. You will believe a man can spontaneously combust.</p> <p>What do you know about The Punisher? To honor The Punisher series on Netflix, a game is played on the show: Punisher villain, indie rapper, or urban legend.</p> <p>That’s the theme of the show this week: urban legends. The guys talk about urban legends from their small towns as well as state specific legends. They also talk about creepypastas like Slenderman and Polybius and attempt to turn Tommy into a new urban legend to frighten the masses.</p> <p> </p> <p>Jesus take the wheel/ A Roadside Attraction/ ‘ANN I STILL HEART YOU’/ Mister The Beloved/ Introducing the Local Relationship Expert, Tommy/ A Plywood Apology’s success rate/ I could barely even get one girl interested/ Happy Wife, Happy Life/ “It’s your boy”/ Do you ever have someone repeat the same question to you every single day?/ Ski to Live/ Friends are the people who are there to tell you that you’re weird/ Tommy’s continuing life story and how he gained childhood friends/ The Party Guy/ A baby named Robert/ Louis CK, Harvey Weinstein, and the Pigs of Hollywood/ Can we just have one pervert a week?/ Tommy’s married with a million problems/ Tommy’s wedding/ A Pee Wee Herman Wedding/ The Tan Avenger/ Tommy’s wedding jitters/ Tommy’s three days of maturity/ Honeymoons and Hawaii/ Geeks Worldwide/ Everything is serious business and nothing is funny any more/ What do you know about The Punisher?/ Avenging your parents in different ways/ Game: Punisher Villain, Indie Rapper, or Urban Legend/ Leave it to Delaware/ The Bandage Man of Cannon Beach, Oregon/ Supernatural Meets Scooby Doo/ Seeing a woman with no face in public/ Have you seen those people who get their face eaten by chimps?/ Walking Sam/ Slenderman and more urban legends/ Small town urban legends/ Tommy had a wild Goonies adventure/ Tinfoil Tiffany and the Fatty Vengeance Squad/ creepypastas and Internet urban legends/ turning Tommy into an urban legend/ Polybius/ Ben Drowned/ Colorado: Riverdale Road/ The Curse of Lake Lanier/ Remembering Goosebumps by RL Stine/ The Ghost Next Store/ Hell Bridge/ The Bunny Man Bridge of Virginia/ Homey the Clown,,,the mean one</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!<br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a><br />  </p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a><br />  <br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a><br />  <br /> You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> <a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a><br /> (Episode 183)</p>
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S05E28. Tasty Poison
<p>Real life vampire scares/ March for vampire rights/ those magical phones/ That time Randy saw a flying vampire man as a kid/ Halloween episode/ love of candy corn/ Tommy gets excited for Milk Duds/ Such a sexy neanderthal/ chasing those fears/ childhood fears/ Remembering being born/ Do you believe in the afterlife/ The most snarky grasshopper/ reincarnation/ Matt-Aid/ Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark/ Garden Toes/ girls and chokers/ A Nightmare on Elm Street and the origins of Freddy Krueger/ Freddy vs Jason/ The worst Halloween costumes/ wearing a coat over your costume/ Tweety/ Embarking a whole nerd journey of excellence/ getting the costume ribs/ The worst 5th grade costume ever/ Dough boys/ Listeners admit their worst Halloween costumes/ Wearing black every day/ Plastic GI Joe Apocalypse Now/ Our Top 5 favorite horror movies/ 1950s “The Fly”/ The Conjuring/ “they deal with devil or grrrr”/ What made ‘80s horror movies the best/ Near Dark/ Sharp Teeth Christopher Walken</p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!<br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p> </p> <p><br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p> <br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p> <br /> You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p><br /> Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p><br /> If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> <a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>(Episode 182)</p> <p> </p>
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S05E27. Joe Khaki and The Infinite Misery
<p>These morning rituals? Can't join the rat race/ Waterbeds/ Winning with some wimming/ Miserable Morning Ritual Slave/ A license to marry/ James Bond of the marriage/ New format/ Mondays/ The face of Ugh Life/ Poetry Nook/ trucker s camp at Wal-Mart/ Joe Khaki and The Infinite Misery/ Body Juices/ trucker s camp at Wal-Mart/ Gross hoodies/ Slob/ Cavemen had it easy/ Those hot live ones/ Caveman Douchebags/ Bone Tomahawk/ Wear a scalp/ Apt Pupil is gay?/ Stephen King > William Shakespeare/ The Shining is better than Romeo and Juliet/ Quote of the day/ Bullet pills/ Life is an LOL emoji/ Amazon Key/ Quality Question/ Tommy doesn t have a Prime/ Tommy the cranky old man/ Sorry in Advance podcast shout out and why you should listen/ Drywall personalities/ The day Tommy finds joy</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!<br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</p> <p> </p> <p><br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave</p> <p> </p> <p><br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p> </p> <p><br /> You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p><br /> Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p><br /> If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> <a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>(Episode 182)</p>
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S05E26. Podcast Bachelor Party
<p>In this episode, we do the thing that you're supposed to right before your good chum gets married...it's a BACHELOR PARTY...but in podcast form.</p> <p>Featuring special appearances by: Juliette Miranda & David the Producer from “The Unwritable Rant” podcast, TRB from “Welcome to Rantyville”, Nick from “Epic Film Guys”, Jake and Tom from “Jake and Tom Conquer the World”, Dr. Penrose from “Penrose vs. Anybody”, Marc James and Rick Mancrush from the Poop Culture podcast, Big D from The Bro-Rons podcast, and Matty F from “Let Me Tell Ya”</p> <p><br /> Extra, Extra/ That will be it/ My fast food script/ The brand new weird food/ The Mexi-Rib/ Belgrande Boy/ Tommy’s new car/ Tommy took Randy’s money/ BIG TROUT/ Tommy makes some claims about his ancestors/ What the Worst Thing/ Tommy’s Gin Blossoms facts/ No sympathy for a sick man/ Pete Wince/ PODCAST BACHELOR PARTY/ Shoot your snot/ The divorce papers are already filled out/ Doorway hustlers/ What a gallant sir/ Juliette Miranda and David the Producer/ David the Producer’s god voice/ Tommy the punk/ The cost of millennial bachelor parties/ Ranty’s advice/ Tommy’s getting married for the food, but won’t drink/ Randy writes wedding vows from Tommy’s wedding/ Tommy and Nick from Epic Film Guys are Facebook official/ Tommy’s bachelor party/ The He-Man Woman Hater Club/ Tommy’s untold ghost adventures/ Slush Mouth Mary/ Tommy’s drunken finger waggle of justice/ Making friends at 35/ an online anti-dating app/ THE FRIEND ZONE/ Dr Penrose/ Jake and Tom/ Stripper Slang/ Playing the Game Boy/ Poop Culture podcast/ Big D from The Bro Ron’s podcast/ Matty F’s muppet voice</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!<br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p> </p> <p><br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p> </p> <p><br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p> </p> <p><br /> You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p> </p> <p><br /> Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p> </p> <p><br /> If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> <a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p> </p> <p>(Episode 181)</p> <p> </p>
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S05E25. Mr. Sears' Gold Chocolate Coin
<p>Not a competitive man/ The kids need money/ Smug dogs/ This is Tommyland now/ Mudstreaks/ A tale from Randy’s youth/ The Shoplifter/ Mr Sears’ Gold Chocolate Coin/ The lessons of Stan Lee and Spider-Man/ The Scowling Face of Despair/ Laptop woes/ These Wal-Marts/ Tommy’s dumb joke/ The full fury of the history of court jesters behind you/ The Garbage Disposal/ Getting Away From The Landfill – a comedy album/ a sea of neck tattoos/ Paperboy old ladies/ a parking lot confrontation/ Tommy’s WiFi/ Stealing the wedding/ The Tattletale/ Stealing the wedding/ Randy’s ideas for Tommy’s weddings/ Dancing in public/ a new tattoo for Tommy/ the unbeatable combo/ Not a Bachelor Party Guy/ a real Nancy Drew/ kickstart that 401K/ Randy’s Career Fair/ The Font Taskmaster and The Google Killjoy/ Smartphone McGee/ Quality Question of the week/ That flocks of ghosts there/ The Couch Party Crew/ Tommy had gigs in Wisconsin and bought a cheesehead/ A club sandwich/ Criss Cross action/ that pretty US 2/ Wisconsin is awesome/ These retail workers are going wild/ Missed Connections/ The Chevy/ A tale of a local newscaster</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!<br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p> <br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p> <br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p> <br /> You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p> <br /> Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p> <br /> If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> <a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>(Episode 180)</p> <p> </p>
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S05E24. Cheeseburg and a Bang
<p><strong>Divorce rates/ those cold feet/ Morals and Values Thompson/ Married to Yourself/ Tommy “just knows”/ Randy Franchises/ Find a mate/ How many carats/ Manifest Destiny/ Settle quarrels with duels/ 32 and a half yards sideways/ a lynch mob/ Dating Miss America/ Back up glasses/ Perfect square glasses/ Never settle/ Social media posts/ A “like” whore/ Weird Tommy/ Getting people’s attention/ Carrying glasswares/ Not afraid to dash a glass/ knowing the protocols of life/ stuck in social purgatory/ What would your genie wish be?/ Tommy hates money/ The plural form of words/ the modern day Helen of Troy/ Kneel/ Quality Question/ BUY A SHIRT/ Quote of the Week/ It’s not the Awful Tower/ Hinge, the online dating app/ Boring-Town, USA/ “Go a little kamikaze or something”/ Tommy’s wooing of The Beloved/ The wits and the dullards/ Shout outs to Textual Healing and Sorry in Advance/ Randy’s Kissing Booth/ Missed Connections/ The problem with bagels/ Too gassed up/ Mani-fart Destiny/ a very erotic wad of carbs/ the total cream cheese of all the bagel queens/ He’s peering and he’s yearning/ Speedway liberal chick/ Very Republican/ the Shakespeare of Missed Connections/ that perfect poise/ Tommy died and saw heaven</strong></p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!<br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p> <br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p> <br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p> <br /> You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p> <br /> Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p> <br /> If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> <a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>(Episode 179)</p>
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S05E23. Cigarettes and Sunsets
<p>Why would I do that?/ the fans/ peaks and valley/ Wrinkles galore/ What percentage of the nation finds you attractive?/ The Ultimate Betrayal: Michael and the Ninja Turtles/ Wedding probation/ local bowling alley legends/ Peter Dinky/ Hogging the glory/ Cocky about self awareness/ Too ugly/ God’s Yawning Son/ We go Free Willy/ Recognize your Free Willy/ Maybe I am the menopause/ an airing of grievances/ Tommy’s sheltered emotions/ Bathroom knocking/ “I am the one who knocks”/ the home throne/ Tommy’s non-PC nickname/ These car shows/ Bros before used car shows/ Mummies/ Dabbing/ Senator Kid Rock/ Tommy quitting comedy/ Unrequited crushes/ Never fall into feelings/ Am I a Care Bear/ Tommy dated weird girls/ We’re starting a speed dating and comedy show/ Better than anyone you could ever date/ the world’s greatest secret/ becoming a Juggalo/ Tommy’s show/ An online dating ad/ online dating nonsense/ dog puns again/ Getting spayed/ Jumping the gun again/ “I wanna get the beef”/ Online dating is like Tetris/ Tommy’s shaped like a barrel/ Randy’s missed connection/ Monday night football ESPN reporter</p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!<br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p> <br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p> <br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p> <br /> You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p> <br /> Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p> <br /> If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> <a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>(Episode 178)</p>
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S05E22. Strangerine
<p>MC Whopper/ Overly happy retail workers/ Nathan, The Best Gas Station Attendant in the World/ a ball of drugs/ that time someone almost got sold meth/ the nose ring power of fable/ closing the pool/ fake and sarcastic retail/ food tremors/ Call your hotlines, kids/ Tommy’s new haircut/ the wolf man of paris, france/ Honey talk/ what is honey?/ Honey never expires/ infin-nin-nite/ Founding Fathers Honey/ Working to get to the yawn/ The Convenience Nurse?/ More Nathan talk/ theatrically trained in the art of gas station/ this woman at the gas station/ Simple Scotty/ the know-it-all mechanic/ don’t know cars/ keep it 100 always, yo/ WWII propaganda/ self-inflicted HIV/ male discoveries/ used cars salesman/ The Joe Guarantee/ Fantasy football teams/ No one cares about your fantasy football team/ Baklava, the Street Fighter/ Tommy goes to a steak house and gets a salad/ Slacker’s Day/ Tommy’s waiting adventure/ Angry Uber Drivers/ Down Boyz 69/ A Saturday Night in Flint, MI/ Quality Question/ Suggested messages/ a return of Danger Zone/ A sign/ Tarot Cards/ Parenting Tips from Tommy/ Weddings/ missed connections/ Sloth from The Goonies/ Missed the Connections/ Holding the door/ Tape on the glasses like a nerd/ New glasses/ behind the trends/ Nita and the needle/ Beard love/ responding to a missed connection</p> <p><br /> Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!<br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p><br /> Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p><br />  <br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p><br />  <br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p><br />  <br /> You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p><br />  <br /> Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p><br />  <br /> If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> <a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p><br /> (Episode 177)</p>
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S05E21. Bonnie and Clydesdale
<p>Baby Birded/ These fast food lines/ The Breaking Bad RV/ Freestyle Coke Machines/ The Filthy Larry/ Lips/ a horrible Venus fly trap/ a sickly Edgar Allan Poe/ the morning class/ coffee and workplace humor/ 127 Hours/ Weird Online Dating Sites/ Settle For Love/ the Tinder for Weed/ Gluten Free Singles/ Gothic Match/ Ugly Schmucks/ Mullet Passion/ Hey, diaper baby. Hey/ Gadget/ A missed opportunity/ my Peter Parker/ Mission Impossible with phone numbers/ a phone number assassin/ the bad guy/ the big scuzz of Normandy/ The Dumpster Diving Clan/ Shoutouts/ Fragile Rock/ Dad Rock/ Hot Blooded/ A Khaki of dads</p> <p><br /> Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!<br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p> </p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</p> <p>(Episode 176)</p>
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S05E20. Fruit-In-A-Can Aisle
<p>The worst pharmacy of all the lands/ The bad Avengers/ The worst retail workers/ Old Muffins/ a return to Fully Bev/ “We Got Ice!”/ Frozen miracles/ A bumbling gargoyle/ PAT/ PAT TIME/ A Miserable Retail Slave/ Tommy’s a Ghetto Superstar/ Lauryn Hill Part 2/ How many blinds?/ The Eclipse/ We are sheeple/ What do you do without social media?/ Bono is Eclipse ready/ Fighting Bono in a bar room brawl/ The Edge/ A big AIDS man/ Causing a ruckus on Facebook/ staying current, like a river/ a new phrase is invented/ dropping the chicken/ A smiling, potential listener/ the mouth ukulele of Jack Johnson/ “Excuse me, Miss”/ The treachery and deceitful body/ Tommy’s wedding/ Honeymoons/ cousint/ Let b—— in at night/ Making a baby/ Why raccoons mate/ Shall we play a game?/ Create a super hero name/ a clown shark/ the new IT/ Seeing Borat on my birthday/ the most deadliest of olive/ cactus fetus/ Tommy’s comedy show/ Grandpa’s Donkey Juice/ No merch, Tommy, The novice/ Missed connections/ The camping grandma/ Fell in love with a GILF/ Boob curtains/ “she’s got an ass that makes onions weep”/ Gullible’s Travels/ My Delmonte Baby/ A diaper appears/ The Miserable Mailbag/ Get humble/ Hussy Eyes/ Tommy the Everyman/ Hilarious Clinton/ real life Sesame Street/ Oscar the Grouch facts/ Tomorrow’s newspaper today/ Time machine talk/ Feta Cheese/ The Amazing Grace/ T.A.C.O./ possessed Teddy Ruxpin tales/ Test Tube Batman/ a Jesus Genie/ Jesus pancakes/ tales of days gone Bud Dry/ Quarters/ Tommy is Pat/ Trump-shaped ecstasy</p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!<br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p><br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p><br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p><br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p><br /> You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p><br /> Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p><br /> If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> <a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p><br /> (Episode 175)</p>
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S05E19. The Infinite Bore
<p>Hair scares/ A gypsy curse/ An alpha move/ A left part/ A southpaw/ The microphone master/ the variations of the female haircut/ The twisted beauty salon experience/ Tommy the nice guy/ Heaven is to blame/ Mushrooms and horse noises/ The Great Relief of it all/ Tommy’s 2-hour haircut/ Dreaming about haircuts/ “i beg to differ, my plump son”/ Having all the man smells/ Hot dog smells/ A parade of fools/ a flock of Amish/ Segments/ A special guest/ Laura/ THE RIBS/ Cliff Notes/ The Infinite Bore/ A guru/ Tommy’s weight/ No extra skin on the Tommy/ The meaning of pal/ The stats of dee pics/ A great love story/ Ribs with a bib/ Elbow pics/ Dumb dumb stupid friends on Facebook/ Ecosexuals/ “You ever hump a flower?”/ The earth is your lover/ Missed Connections/ A generous coffee pourer/ Lead foot/ A real likeable wave/ “This isn’t a missed connection, this is a confession…”/ INTENSE COLORS/ The craziest online dating experience/ #2, at least/ The men of online dating/ Defeat the boredom of love/ One more favor/ Huge/ “Since you’re the elephant in the room, I’ll address you…”/ Pining like Steve Urkel over Laura Winslow/ Get TGIF on Hulu/ Those signals/ The death of Summer/ Fests galore/ Tommy’s MRS neck tattoo/ The backwoods country festival/ THE BEER TENT/ Redevelop your social skills/ all the hate/ Senator Kid Rock/ President The Rock/ Smelling like a hot dog, craving like a hot gun/ Tommy’s hosting a BIG comedy gig/ A Dave Landau show/ I can get the ribs, scot free/ Slumber party comedy show/ SURFING/ This Flint, MI, USA/ The Cannibus Cup/ Advertise your vice/ “It’s not your fault…”/ Snoop Dogg/ The Miserable Hotline/ Chris Vickers/ Got the ribs and let everyone down/ Andrea, tumbling in the dryer/ Hey, dirty car. Hey./ The haunting of Tommy/ This is the Gong Show/ The funeral processions</p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!<br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave</p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy<br /> You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2<br /> Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave<br /> If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss<br /> (Episode 174)</p>
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S05E18. Doomed Trivial Apes
<p>People are the dumbest humans/ A place of letters/ Coffee Cup Philosophizers/ Philoso-raptors/ Great Grandfather Tyrannosaurus Rex/ Forced vasectomies/ Tommy doesn’t know what a vasectomy is/ The Land of the Tom and Kin/ Clouded in Confusion/ Gas Station and Drive Thru humor/ A real life Kool Aid Man/ Zit Galaxy/ A witness to some sort of incident/ These trucks and the trailers of Infinite Possibilities/ The Dorkiest Motorcycle Owner Ever/ Tommy, the 4 year old daredevil/ “Drive a motorcycle”/ Question yourself/ These wrong, confident people/ The Strawberry Metaphor/ A moldy soul/ Soulless?/ An epiphany is had thanks to Grant The Rage Boy/ File sharing ruined life/ Lars Ulrich, described/ None Deserved/ Hearts/ The Love Millennial/ “I’m the hero of my own story”/ A vain man for no good reason/ Whole Hog into the wacky/ Kiss Cam on a date/ The Total Insanity Man/ Online dating nonsense/ The Match Song/ You ever have wildest dreams?/ Old people games/ Planting the flag/ My type/ Shoutouts to Functioning Drunks and That Awful Sound/ Randy gets in trouble with The Beloved/ Missed Connections/ “Beautiful is a strong word, sir”/ Nurses on the Prowl/ Laughing at people who hurt themselves/ Love, KFC style/ The longest, most fascinating Missed Connection ever/ Psychoknot/ Fake your own death/ Tommy’s name is an alias/ Leo/ Controlling concubine recycling leech/ The Excuse Equations/ Vulgar Coward/ Quality Question/ After the credits/ Wacky news/ Facebook develops an Artificial Intelligence/ Which came first?</p> <p><br /> Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p><br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p><br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p><a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p>Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:</p> <p><a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p>(Episode 173)</p>
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S05E17. The $6 Antibiotic Man...Is All of Us
<p>Rickelodeon/ No More Big Als/ Where did all the nicknames go?/ A vow is made/ The magic trick/ Some pie in sky dreams/ Some gnarly boot/ The story of how Tommy joined the podcast/ The Pomegranate and Slapstick Show/ An ominous mystery message/ The philosophy of Tom/ Stop and smell those roses/ A tooth is gone/ Library comedy/ Hating house parties/ Tommy’s drunk finger waggle/ That search history/ Meeting new people/ The Moon Urges/ The best mooning story/ Stumblin’ Inn/ Randy’s Career Fair: Professional tag player/ World Chase Tag/ Clove Cigarettes and Vaping/ Tommy’s blown out knee/ Weak caps/ Spaced Evader/ World Chase Tag nicknames/ The definition of peril/ Tommy’s no good, very bad day/ A missing wallet/ It’s always good to have a good dawning/ An online dating update/ She Gone/ Refresh your ego/ Today’s Quality Question/ The Newsletter/ Why do people make up seeing UFOs/ Mashed Potato Lady/ A re-tale/ Read like a paperback novel/ What not to wear on a date/ GQ AF/ Tommy’s 1st date with The Beloved/ Corny/ IS ALL OF US/ Jimmy Eat World/ Pretty Big Bunch/ After the credits/ The State of Florida/ This is Thunderdome/ A Florida man live stream cop chase as he chugs whiskey/ Tommy takes out a fence/ A real good guy/ The sober tale of Drunk Dan</p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p><br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p><br /> Follow us on Instagram: <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast">https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast</a></p> <p>Follow Randy on Twitter:<a href= "https://twitter.com/mretailslave">https://twitter.com/mretailslave</a></p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy</p> <p>Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p><br /> You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p><br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p><br /> Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p><br /> If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:</p> <p><br /> <a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p><br /> (Episode 172)</p>
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S05E16. The Scent of Awesome
<p>The Exploding Face/ Dentists are a conspiracy/ A Brace-face Man/ Appointments/ Let’s clear our calendars/ Faking smiles/ These waiting rooms/ The Shark Dentist/ Broflakes and Rebel Skanks/ McGraw Facts/ Cassette mixtapes were the first Spotify play lists/ “Why are you battling me?”/ Cast off the shackles/ Have a day off like Ferris Bueller/ Tommy has an appointment with his tractor/ Tommy hates the word “peep”/ We don’t need topics/ Ladybug/ Tommy doesn’t know how to things/ Imbibing the death of life/ Tommy and band practice/ A comedy show at a library/ The art of quiet comedy/ Getting lit at the library/ Big Stuff/ Personal space issues/ The Man who needed Pee/ Fake urine/ Sundate/ Scoffing at the zoo/ The Return of Chris Vickers in Hell/ Picking up the Pieces/ Tommy is a super villain named Sloth/ Online dating/ Grant the Rage Boy/ Disappear like Houdini/ Tommy the answer man/ Shooting your Duck Hunt shot/ Love dogs/ The new Dog Whisperer/ The Scent of Awesome/ The Difference Between 5 and 1/ Tommy’s ridiculous motorcycle/ Dog Nights/ A real Twister of the Mind/ Return of the dog puns/ WOOF WOOF/ Playing one of those good rolls/ Tommy the Yawn Master</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!<br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy<br /> You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2<br /> Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</p> <p>(Episode 171)</p>
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S05E15. Dad Jokes, Emoji Flirts, and Bad Dads
<p>One those old fashioned hot button issues/ Salute the problem/ Dad Flirts/ Elevate above dad status/ Skillfully twisting dad jokes into dad flirts/ Such a Bad Dad/ A Dave Suit/ Digital Dad Flirts/ Emoji Flirts/ Emoji Dads/ People are weird/ The Kings of Junk Conversation/ A Steve Harvey/ Tommy and the Rainbow/ A LifeSexual/ Tommy painting the nature/ “it was a miracle”/ Rubies/ Grandpa and Grandma at the comedy show with their friend/ McGruff the Time Dog/ The Stuffed Dog/ Tommy polices the audience/ Fanny Heaven/ A service dog on the floor/ Being quirky/ The weird 30s/ The Great Jenga Tournament/ Tommy’s off the wagon/ Breadbull/ Pickle Jar strength/ Failing Darwin/ Charles Bronson and David Duchovny/ Poetry Slams/ Millennial voodoo priests/ Barbarian feet/ Don’t ever take your boots off/ Why do people buy dolls?/ Tommy’s doll story/ Scuffy’s my baby/ Doll Parts/ Women Playing Chess 3: Clothing Optional/ Ken with a man bun/ The progression of tattoos/ Don’t Date This Dude DOT com/ Am I Gonna Get the Ribs again?/ C’mon, Rubies/ Coffee Meets Bagel updates/ The whitest hair/ The most mature things/ Kids/ Turning your eyelids inside out/ Research/ Vanilla Ice and Get Iced/ Shark Week/ Phelps vs. The Shark/ Swimming in the ocean/ Raging Asian Carp/ Great Gold vs. Great White/ The weirds of the world/ Missed Connections/ Heart stops/ You ever been struck by beauty/ Keep ‘Em Chunky/ After The Credits/ Insane Clown Posse and Juggalos/ France/ A song request/ My forecrack.</p> <p><br /> Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!<br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!<br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave</p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy</p> <p>Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p>If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2<br /> Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p><br /> If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> <a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p><br /> (Episode 170)</p>
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S05E14. The Technicolor Dreamboat
<p>Basking in the glory of the Retail Paradise/ Workplace humor/ Saving two damsels in distress at the self checkout/ Tommy needs to know about women/ haha./ On Point at all times/ AWESOME SENTENCES ONLY, the golden rule/ Constructing an identity/ The Rules of flannel, LOL, and emojis/ A little pork pie hat/ Wearing Hawaiian Shirts/ These Flat Bills/ “You sound like McDonald’s now”/ A Residual Time Remnant Tommy/ Tommy’s wild hog/ A NATTY DADDY, FIREBALL, AND A MATADOR BEEF STICK/ In Randy’s Ditch/ The Walking Tomb/ Tommy’s motorcycle habits/ The Technicolor Dreamboat/ The first strange girl you asked out/ Remembering Tommy’s memories for him/ Crispy/ Nerd at the Mall on MTV/ Only the Fitch or Nothing/ Tommy has a friend named Nikki/ “I was orange”/ a handsome orange prince/ a 1999 sitcom/ “You’ll let anyone walk with you, won’t you”/ The Love Note/ Big Bad Wolves/ Sometimes I like my women Chicago style/ Becoming a slimeball/ Spunky/ Funnel Cloud Charles/ Online Dating Nonsense/ Tommy’s life/ Why are we even friends?/ I can show you the world/ A Disney Prince that Can’t sing/ A rapping Disney prince/ Magic Carpet Ride/ Songs are awesome/ The secret of Time Travel/ Coffee Meets Bagel/ “Who’s going to the ‘Roo?”/ Loopy/ After the Credits/ Chad Kroeger from Nickelback bashes on Stone Sour</p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy<br /> You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2<br /> Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave<br /> If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss<br /> (Episode 169)</p> <p> </p>
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S05E13. The Babe Ruth of Kick
<p>Chunk rolls/ The power of the eye rolls/ Chuck W. Norris/ Tommy’s snake/ Porches and snakes/ Kyle/ You ever see a mummy in real life/ Starr and Sweet Tiff/ Why do we assume that soap is the cleanest thing/ Body Wash/ Offensive or not/ Apologize to all of the organizations/ Fury-ass/ A sarcasm vigilante/ “Shut up, Candyland”/ Tommy’s Anti-Trolling Movement/ LL Cool T/ An Axl Rose alarm clock/ “You’d just be a happy dream.”/ Tommy invites Randy to play kickball/ Slide tackles straight to hell/ Tommy’s kickball set-up/ The Summer of Kickball/ The Babe Ruth of Kick/ Getting critiqued about a previous date/ Randall Do-Wrong/ Tommy’s turning black and white/ Nary Cared/ “I’m very thinking a lot lately”/ Pretty Flustered/ Choose your joke/ The confidence of a fat man on a lawnmower/ Dress like a farmer/ Randy dresses like a 4 year old/ Fidget Spinner Hypnosis/ Getting tattoos and ride motorcycles/ Tommy’s au naturale/ Stupid tattoos/ What happened with Plan B?/ One Star/ Podcast War/ Hankering/ An Olive Branch/ Grunt/ Howard the Duck/ The Band, Bush/ Gavin Rossdale/ a new online dating app/ Creep/ Foolish names/ Missed Connections/ Butter Shucks/ Lifetime pee pants/ “You said that with some fierce”</p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy<br /> You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2<br /> Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave<br /> If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss<br /> (Episode 168)</p>
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S05E12. Cup of Bugs
<p>Special Guests, TRB formerly of The Retail Rant and Heather D</p> <p>Flint Water/ If Bozo was president/ An old toad of a man/ Heat Stroke - the new 5 hour energy drink/ Tommy in a hot tub/ “Not The Mama”/ A Parking Lot bar/ The Ghost of Tommy’s Future/ Wave runners/ Hot N’ Heavy/ TRB makes an announcement about the future of “THE RETAIL RANT”/ Ranty breaks down THE RIBS/ Completely “Miser”/ The Pinwheel Wizard/ Getting a suit at the Men’s Warehouse/ “I Guarantee It”/ Randy’s “Plus One” for Tommy’s wedding/ An Exceptional David/ Confusing Tommy/ Tommy’s wedding band/ Man releases bed bugs into an office/ Fistfuls of bugs in my pockets/ TRB has been banned/ What happened with THE ONE?/ Rent-A-Friend/ The Return of Woof McGillicuty?/ Tap the Tommy for some alcohol/<br /> Imagine a dead Tommy/ The Grim Reaper is your worst fear/ Shark Reaper/ Crumpled up piece of kleenex/ My fun chair/ The Ranty Gentleman/ THE PODCAST WAR/ A Neck Pocket/ Introducing Plan B/ Seeing Funnel Cloud Charles in real life/ A Blonde Phase/ What Gives?/ Silverback Thompson/ Online dating nonsense/ “I get all the replies”/ Dread and the Infinite Panic/ Mr Desperate/ Bribery date/ Missed Connections/ Tommy leaves/ Bow Tie Saturday Night/ TRB has stories about driving for Uber/ Heather D comes on the show/ Heather is all riled up from watching Jersey Shore/ Heather knows the MTV schedule/ Catfish/ Hot Studmuffin/ The story of how Heather met her husband/ Heather thinks Randy is only good enough for a 6/ Under the table Chic-Fil-A</p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy<br /> You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2<br /> Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave<br /> If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss<br /> (Episode 167)</p>
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S05E11. Did He Get The Ribs?
<p>Summer Lovin…Tell Me More/ Buck Fever/ Receive Thy Gift/ Miami Wrinkles/ Netflix and Chili/ Pepper and Love/ We start a new online dating site: Gettin’ Randy/ Online dating mating/ Let Me Rip Off Miserable Retail Slave/ TalentlessScum DOT net/ Why would you sad me out?/Peking Chicken/ Have you ever died before?/ All the times Tommy has died/ Tommy’s terrible story/ Kegstand Memories/ Blue Ribbon Kegstander/ Homely Boyz of Mid-Michigan calendar/ Giving up that pop/ Those scuzzy Mt Dew thoughts/ A Mt Dew Bad Boy/ The Miserable Hotline/ Forgetful Tommy/ Tommy is a burrowing ground mole/ Andrea needs to make more friends/ “Have you seen this boy? Would you like to?”/ Cool or drool?/ The word “hot” bothers Tommy/ The Inspiration of Smoking Hot/ The clock is ticking down to Tommy’s wedding/ Cocktail hour/ No more second chances/ Lurking back to the online dating/ Speed dating?/ Charles in the funnel cloud/ The two week test/ For the love of Pete/ Trump Toilet Paper/ Missed Connections/ Donut Socks!/ Let’s Get Drunk and Be Hillbillies/ The Thoughtful Gangster/ Shout outs to the Nerdo Network and Nerdopotamus/ Hey, Maple Leafs. Hey/ It’s time to send a message/ Introducing The One/ Partner in crime/ Bonnie and Clyde/ A Magnificent Bastard of a Butterfly/ Tommy is a Granny Smith Gone Rotten/ Tommy was a summer passion baby/ It’s all a journey/ It’s just a ride</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p><br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p><br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy<br /> You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2<br /> Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave<br /> If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss<br /> (Episode 166)</p>
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S05E10. Shoot Your Shot 2K17
<p>Happy/ Seeing a rollerblader in the wild/ Tommy’s an active rollerblader/ The King of the Rink/ Tommy lives to blade and skate/ That Great Rollerblading Epic/ The Black Hole/ Thank you for repeating my point, Cliff Notes/ These teens in their cars/ Left hand turns and teenage boys/ Grand POS/ Vengeance Tour 2017/ Romper/ Stinky Tommy/ The summer friend/ The King of the Neighborhood/ Tommy’s adventures in Indy/ Joey Alabama/ Randy’s childhood/ renting Nintendo/ La Bamba Boy/ Tommy the lumberjack is at it again/ Tommy’s sitcom life/ Awww, Kev/ Giving up pop & sugar/ Diabeetus, The Diabetes That Walks Like a Man/ One-Foot/ Get Ripped by 36/ Sugar Nightmares/ Meditating Tommy floated off/ Light as a feather, stiff as a board/ The aftermath of last week’s episode/ Tommy the hunchback/ Tommy didn’t want his back broken like Batman/ Tom Coe gives a purple nurple/ Shoot your shot/ Baby, please/ Chemistry/ Randy the clinger/ What gets me going? Who can even tell?/ Wake up from your dream/ What I think of Smoking Hot/ The return of #WaitItOut/ A message for Andrea/ That “cute” friend/ A crazy cat man/ Return to online dating/ The undateable sludge of America/ The good things about online dating/ What is Instagram/ A brow man/ The Sucker of Fun, Infinite Blackness/ Missed Connections/ Where’s Patti?/ A ruined husk of a boy/ The next Hot Gun/ Your Lips and Everything Else/ This dude is suing this woman for texting on a date/ The worst first date/ Peaks and Valleys/ The Lucky Salad</p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p><br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p><br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p><br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!<br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy<br /> You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:<br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2<br /> Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave<br /> If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss<br /> (Episode 165)</p>
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S05E09. The Tractor
<p>Another BK drive thru disaster/ The Date/ The Tractor/ Podcast War/ The Big Adventures of Little Randy/ F-ing A</p>
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S05E08. Dad Heads
<p>Hang on every word like a Cliffhanger/ Study Cliffhanger/ Dolph Lundgren’s Triple Threat/ Fan fiction/ Randy’s 7 year old shirt/ James Dean’s Headstone/ These d-bags are multiplying/ The Cliff Burton of one of his Tommy’s jokes/ Hobo erotica/ Tommy’s description of a shirt/ Salt and pepper/ All the Kevins of America rejoice/ Malcolm and the motorcycle/ Whattaya got under that hood?/ All the engines of the universe/ The Ultimate Dad Joke/ Douchebag values never change/ Affliction shirts/ Chili recipes/ typing in the cheat code to a handshake/ Summer/ The Facebook group is the life of the party/ Normal jobs/ Being a Superman Super Hero Guy/ Try to punch the sun/ Tin Foil/ Soy Milk/ The Diary of Daria/ Andrea and David the Producer leave messages/ Girls/ Tommy gets called up to the big leagues/ Big fan of The Mitten/ Tommy gets pulled over in Indy/ COYLY/ Dexter from LETS GET DRUNK AND TALK COMICS joins the show/ Dexter gets attacked by people on Twitter/ Captain America is a Hydra agent/ A date!/ Posers/ How does The Beloved feel about Randy?/ Dexter’s nervous about THE DATE/ Will I lose a kidney?/ Missed Connections (Iowa) with Dexter/ French Connections/ Full ‘80s White Snake/ Dexter reads some Topix/ Flint Water/ Iowa/ The Garbage Pail Kids Movie/ Shoutout to Grindbin Podcast and Joysticks/ Pumpkin Spice Dexter/ Catwoman Helmet/ Hey, Catwoman. Hey/ Pick your Catwoman/ Pink Underwear/ Gimme that eel, yo/ Being the showrunner/ Two Hillbillies get into a fight/ Mikey from LETS GET DRUNK AND TALK COMICS joins the show/ How Smurfs win/ Tommy and Mikey have a lot in common/ Rub a McDonalds chicken in your hair/ Mikey’s wedding plans/ The best river to eat trash out of in New Orleans/ More about the date/ Dexter’s last date/ Dexter’s date talks about a date she had/ Tommy’s weird date/ Is Tommy a Missed Connection?/ Mikey works at a liquor store/Know your measurements of liquid/ People are the worst/ Bad movies/ Unknown sounds/ We record in the center of a cyclone/ Flying cows and flying Helen Hunts/ All the Helens, All the Hunts, All The Cows</p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook!</p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p>If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</p> <p>Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</p> <p>(Episode 163)</p>
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S05E07. Tommy's Guardian Angel
<p>Witnessing a retail incident/ The Miserable Retail Meal/ Freestyle Coke machines/ A drive-thru fit/ So hangry/ Throwing the entire restaurant into chaos/ Why are owls the wise birds?/ The lazy predator/ a new national bird and a new statue of liberty/ Come wallow in my tragic kingdom/ balloons draped over the power line = the clown house/ Tommy’s going to Indy/ Tommy is anxious/ Andrew Luck lives in the catacombs/ Tommy can’t physically break a leg/ God’s bubble wrap/ Tommy’s encounter with his guardian angel/ a titan of intellect/ Just a couple of hipsters in love/ Randy’s guardian angel/ written down goals/ a mystery Facebook account/ An “in-tune guy”/ The return of a segment that no one cares about/ The Miley Fancast/ CYRUS/ Seeing Adam Sandler and David Spade/ Tommy’s Adam Sandler impression/ Making copies/ Tommy’s Sandler jokes/ A study of human interaction in a retail environment/ A satellite dame/ THAT PAULA/ “I don’t know how old people are anymore”/ Male multi-tasking/ The best possible responsible/These women/ These Facebooks status/ updates on that online dating message/ Randy’s disgusting face/ the hate starts at a young age/ Randy encounters a teenager/ The Miserable Hotline/ Not Stone Cold Steve Austin calls in/ The Return of Chris Vickers/ Chris Vickers Goes to Hell/ The first call from hell/ Chris Vickers is Tommy’s grim reaper/ P*ss on It/ hobosexuals/ scout demons/ “I thought what we had was real”/ Missed Connections/Putting in my eBay bid, no reserve, girl/ Tommy buys a slim fit shirt/ Walker sweaters/ THE SEMI RAN A RED LIGHT into your heart/ Maroonish/ Get a little Vin in your life/ Slipknot birds/ That Slipknot show</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p><br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p><br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?<br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p><br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p><br /> You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p><br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</p> <p><br /> Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</p> <p><br /> If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</p> <p><br /> (Episode 162)</p>
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S05E06. The Lloyd Dobler of 2017
<p>More Tales of Barber Bill/ Tommy’s emo haircut/ being one the guys in the barber shop/ Rags Wilson, “Edsel’s Last Plow”/ Telepathic barbers would make the best hitman/ Hitman barber skills/ Cut the Soul Hair/ Tommy would make a good hitman/ The Glorious Singing Mafia/ Tommy performs Dean Martin/ Win the human race by being born later/ Barber Bill’s Al Capone connection/ The Equinox Bros./ The Bad News Bears of the vehicle crowd/ The world has been strange lately/ Tommy gets in a grocery store fight/ “I A Verbal Street Fighter”/ The Elvis Impersonator/ Everyone should wear pull-away pants to the bar/ sculpted out of Tootsie Rolls/ Fat Free Cheese/ Bar Nostalgia/ Dyed Cigarette Smoke Blond/ Peanut debates/ Tommy buys a pop/ “She Blows me the weirdest sigh”/ A retail confrontation/ Tommy calls people out now/ The Reality Check Brothers/ White Holes/ A Golden Corral Celebrity/ social media and parents/ Randy’s Career Fair: Faceplant/ I “oof” a lot/ Give thanks to Bob Sager for YouTube/ Jump/ Seeing people in concert/ Updates on Danger Zone/ “My shot is shut”/ Modern Day Medusas/ Randy is a Train song/ Hey, Soul Sister. Hey/ Updates on Red?/ Nascar/ Bikers are fun people/ A unit of measurement/ The Lloyd Dobler of 2017…I give them my heart, they give me a keyboard/ A new message sent</p> <p><br /> Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p><br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p><br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? <br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p><br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p><br /> You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p><br /> If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:<br /> <a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2"> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</a></p> <p><br /> Stitcher: <a href= "http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave">http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</a></p> <p><br /> If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> <a href= "http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss">http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</a></p> <p><br /> (Episode 161)</p>
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S05E05. Hot Gun
<p><br /> Tommy’s Hamster Wheel/ Anxiety/ Randy was an uneasy rider/ Creeps have library cards/ One mini-disaster after another/ a new hero?/ One of the guys in O-Town/ Tucking your shirt in is your security blanket/ The age range of shots/ Becoming a bar man/ Introducing Drawstring/ Drawstring’s special ability/ Tommy’s tip for ruining your day real quick/ Running into Macho Man Randy Savage/ Superfly’s Tum of Steel/ Tommy’s wrestling name is The Girthy Bell/ Emoji Headed Robot Bodies/ Jeopardy is the happy place/ Getting gross Money Bin diseases/ Kevin the Hot Gun/ Saying dumb things involuntarily/ Saying the stupidest things to the same people/ Wait, what?/ “it’s like a lot right now” - Weird Tommy makes a return/ Painting a happy little point like Bob Ross/ Randy has a beautiful voice/ Working inside a Disney cartoon/ The Pensive Song/ Learning to talk like Bruce Springsteen/ Or Steven Seagal/ A Thompson Show/ Tommy’s Book Store Story/ Tommy’s fake. but real laugh/ These BK Combinations/ The Cokes and The Pepsis/ Tommy is the Cold Pistol/ Shout out to Epic Film Guys/ Tommy works out what the name “Epic Film Guys” means/ Pop-Punk cover songs/ Laughter is the Cure/ Tommy is going to be in Indianapolis/ Menu Studier/ Featuring/ Hoosier Daddy/ Tommy knows groups of young magicians/ These dumb sayings/ Tommy’s Vinyl/ The Elliptical Challenge/ What would you do with 7 extra hours of life?/ Die before you die/ Tommy writes a pornographic film/ Hey, Pizza. Hey/ Tommy breaks down pizza/ Shout out to Chicago, LAB Podcast, and David the Producer/ Broad Ripple</p> <p><br /> Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? <br /> Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p>You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:</p> <p>If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:</p> <p> https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2</p> <p>Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave</p> <p>If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:<br /> http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss</p> <p>(Episode 160)</p>
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S05E04. Man Seeking Barracuda
<p>NBA Jam rumors/ Can’t hate Jordan/ Tommy’s inner peace/ Simple Man/ Go have a little comedy baby/ Tommy Definitions/ “A Water Gun”/ A horror inside in a tupperware dish/ Food in a bathroom?/ Can you die from the scent of nuts?/ A nut assassin/ Make Peanut Butter, Not War/ All the Fat Boyz of America Unite/ the Fear of Trying New Foods/ Breaking down the phrase “silly goose”/ Tommy’s always sleepy/ A breakdown of Tommy’s life/ so many corn questions/ Billy Corgan/ How you gain an arch enemy?/ Kevin Costner/ Hitting birds/ glorious raptors/ Top 5 comedians/ Richard in cursive/ A hawk with a beer belly/ Left your heft/ Joel/ I’m a green light, baby/ A sad tale that will make you cry/ Cujo vs. Beethoven/ Updates on Danger Zone/ Is Olaf a better snowman than Frosty?/ The Bruce Springsteen autobiography/ “he paints a good point”/ Tommy gives some advice as a performer/ You don’t want it to be too hype/ The Online Dating Atlas/ Trying to find my dumb, stupid Juliet/ JUST ASK/ Tinder is the glory hole of online dating/ Ravishing Rick Rude/ Driving You Batty with your bat van/ Summertime/ Foiled by filters/ Screening Internet Dating Messages/ Taking a heel turn/ Tommy’s a black hole/ Dr. Penrose and Randy + the legalities of dream crimes</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p><br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>"LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? </p> <p>Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!</p> <p><br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p><br /> (Episode 159)</p>
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S05E03. The Great American Something
<p> </p> <p>It's a short, weird episode.</p> <p> </p> <p>Real responsibility/ Driving one of Voltron’s lions/ Action movie fears/ Eat the head?/ The right leg of a massive robot of death/ Skippers/ Wheelchair bound Voltron/ Picking up a healthy smoking habit/ The Ringer/ The Great Chair Scheme of 2017/ Harold is a weird word/ Collecting families like pogs/ The LOL/ APPARENTLY/ Chair scams/ Used Book Stores and their pets/ The Writer’s Block/ Hitting possums/ A story?/ Tommy’s haunted mirror story/ Quote of the day/ A new clothing brand/ Promiscuous Wear/ Updates on Danger Zone/ Correlations/ Resume to replace Tommy/ The end of Chris Vickers?/ Tommy is Mr. Negative/ a weird, horrible episode</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p><br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p><br /> (Episode 158)</p>
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S05E02. Blinks of Attention
<p>A Patriotic Uncle Sam Ghost/ This sucks, do that instead/ Shark Voodoo/ Hammerheads would like a word/ Hammerman/ Parachute Pants/ Hammer was my Homie/ Who would win in a rap battle: MC Hammer or the Fresh Prince?/ Cocky rapper laugh/ Tommy’s bathroom stall tale/ These parking lots/ Gotta get that Blanche/ Mighty Mean/ These olds are reckless in these parking lots/ Smelling like Tom Waits’ Coat/ Tom Waits rules, bro/ Rebooting Rambo in a parking lot/ Bazooka Joe/ Surfing Dude Personas/ Tommy has Matchbox Twenty conversations/ Stoic face and Pensive Eyes/ LA Looks/ A Big Bug Movie/ The Louisville Ladybug/ Randy’s problem with Sharknado/ The cast of 90210/ Online dating is weird/ When online dating meets reality/ Pointing and laughing/ Dating in the 1950s/ Tommy has a nun love story/ a penguin in the desert/ Snapchat/ One second interactions/ Randy’s Career Fair: a nostalgic blinks of attention/ The Big Date/ Wanted: New Co-host/ Tommy doesn’t like clean things any more/ The Writer’s Block/ Tommy references Tomb Raider/ Forgetting ideas/ The Elliptical Man/ Tommy thinks he has the Excalibur of phones/ Tommy’s inner thoughts: Pizza Day/ Tommy causes a civil war over pizza/ Interview questions/ Tokyo/ I am Piston Honda/ Move over Stan, Here comes a new idea, Spider-Man Two/ The last time I rode a bicycle/ Tommy rides bikes/ Tommy is getting his dream motorcycle/ Tommy gets Forrest Gumper</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p><br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p><br /> (Episode 157)</p>
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S05E01. Tiffany (Has Cosmic Pants)
<p>Nostaligia/ Tommy references Little River Band for some reason/ Tommy was an ugly baby/ Well Baby/ Larry #1/ Urban Hicks/ The Legend of Larry/ That's Just Larry/ Looking up to people/ Randy the Gentleman/ High on the glue/ Becoming vanilla ice cream/ What does Tommy do with his days?/ Where the Sidewalk Ends/ A trick hip/ Doing yoga/ Apocalyptic Paper Jam/ The Mysteries of Tiffany's Pants/ The face of grasshoppers/ A Sissy Letter/ Updates on Danger Zone/ Probably/ It's got to be a two -way street/ No music festival worries/ Flashback: A Surreal Bar Experience/ The nose farts of HAB/ The tick tock of Florida crocs/ Missed Connections/ #WaitItOut/ Tommy's old motor brain/ Wanted the beast/ Men are boll weevils/ Tommy used his phone to make an order/ Watch as the Stain Grows/ The one time Missed Connections actually worked!!/ The Frustration of Chris Vickers/ Tommy tries to save his arch enemy/ Randy is not invited to Tommy's wedding/ What is Season 5 going to be about?/ The man of words/ The Almost Death/ Tommy forgets everything/ Randy's announcement</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p><br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p><br /> (Episode 156)</p>
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S04E55. A Free Thought Podcast
<p>The Season Finale!!!</p> <p> </p> <p>Rage Quit/ Pac-Man is eating ghosts/ We don't know the backstory of those ghosts/ Wal-Martin/ Pop-Tarts/ Space Facts with Mike Degrease Tyson/ a Wal-Mart Missed Connection/ Those Wal-Mart Piranhas/ a lost soulmate/ Those hard nose breathers/ Tommy performed at a pizza joint/ "There was way other food"/ a special guest/ Season Finale/ Tommy never bumps/ Randy was visited by Sweet Flu Rollins/ Randy the dragon/ An alternative to nuclear war/ a wrong Inspector Gadget reference/ Tommy cried after he was a bully/ "Never shaving creamed another soul"/ The Ghost of Jamiroquai/ The Way that 21st Century Ghosts haunt people/ The two things that Randy knows about Abe Lincoln/ Chris Vickers has more words for Tommy/ Struggling?!!?/ Pipsqueak/ Why are people afraid of clowns?/ Be afraid of the pale faces/ pushing for bathroom stall reform/ Stall gaps/ bathrooms in Italy/ Fart and philosophize/ Tigers stadium thoughts/ adding magical tees/ the elite, VIP stalls/ Depression/ Eyebrows Malone/ The Miserable Hotline/ A Breaking Bad Guy/ Heather D solves Tommy's problems/ Frankie/ Randy is catching Tommy's obesity/ Online dating nonsense/ Updates on Danger Zone and the result of those Top Gun Puns/ Randy put his bobber into the ocean/ Tommy's face is a golf course/ Third times a charm?/ Teasing season 5</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p><br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p><br /> (Episode 155)</p>
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S04E54. Danger Zone
<p>Tommy can’t remember his childhood/ We make a Quantum Leap reference/ Abe Falcon is a Netflix Pioneer/ Never Stop Flipping/ Hootie & the Blowfish is the worst band ever/ You can’t Netflix Binge when you have real life/ Tommy should enter a strong man competition/ Randy has a way to unite the country/ Tommy looks like Kirby/ Taking away this Netflix/ Bones/ Sculpt Tommy’s beard/ How is a life as a big sissy?/ Sick again/ a plague of box elder bugs/ Tommy has an oil slick on his face/ Tommy has a third nipple on his forehead/ Another fast food incident/ Drive Thrus/ Gut fears/ Stretch marks/ “You’re like a kite in the wind right now”/ Loose skin/ Tommy is pretty shrinkwrapped/ Remind yourselves on the WAYS OF THE ROAD/ Drive Thrus are always a disaster/ Three hard shell tacos/ The Coolness Factor of the Taco Bell Menu/ Tommy’s teeth are falling out/ Have you ever tried to wiggle your teeth?/ Health insurance/ Fairly Unhealthy/ Yahoo Answers/ How do you become popular in high school?/ The Return of Chris Vickers/ Tommy has coarse words for Chris Vickers/ Dexter from Let’s Get Drunk and Talk Comics/ Online dating nonsense/ Getting wooed by Match/ Another Miserable Cynic/ Rusty at these messages/ Missed Connections on Match DOT com/ Staging a romantic comedy relationship/ Updates on Red/ More cringe worthy moments/ Tons of Puns/ Introducing Danger Zone/ Gotta get with the cat/ The Horse</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p><br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p><br /> (Episode 154)</p>
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S04E53. Shower Beer City
<p><br /> Alright, Alright, Alright/ Getting older and getting weirder/ Mispronouncing Names/ Tummy/ The Human Sponge/ The Few Things in Life That are Funny/ Bumby/ Weird Thoughts/ Shower Beer City, a Water Park for Self Loathing Adults/ Mr Umbrella/ The Tip of The Iceberg and The Infinite Goof/ Tommy has a new voice/ 7 Years of Groans/ The first joke that Tommy told onstage/ Valentines Day/ Trying to not to get sick/ A new Mortal Kombat fatality/ Wearing a sick mask/ The Rules of Dealing with a Vomiting Man/ Two girls, one cup nostalgia/ The grossest thing that made you gag/ Booger Josh/ “I bet you were, Speedball”/ Is it offensive or nah?/ Another gross fast food encounter/ Save the Gorditas/ Oh My God/ Tommy gets sentimental/ Quote of the day/ Gas Stations of the World/ Missed Connections/The State Line/ Knight in Shining Armor/ A homewrecker/ The Miserable Hotline/ Charles Connections/ Long necks/ Tommy filmed a thing for Laughter is the Cure/ Tommy is on an emergency card/ No Tommy kisses for David the Producer</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p><br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p><br /> (Episode 153)</p> <p> </p>
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S04E52. Bloody Sammich
<p>A Retail Rant/ A Leatherfaced Harpy/ Tommy learned what GOAT means/ The Randy-Man Can/ That’s Deceiving/ Band-Aid/ Tommy worries about blood on his sandwich/ Stretched out belly buttons/ Bloody Band-Aids/ The Great Nacho Fiasco of 2012/ Fat Tuesday/ Another gas station tale/ Calamity Randy/ Freedom Gas/ Pay Attention/ Step Dad terms/ Lark/ The worst kinds of Shauns/ Online dating nonsense/ Fake News/ The worst kind of subtraction problem/ Red/ Illuminati Brother/ Red’s Pictures/ Everything’s a hoot/ Shy Bladder and the Kidney Stones/ A Clip from “Let Me Tell Ya”/ Mr. Power Struggle/ Tommy likes Maron/ The Miserable Hotline/ Must Love Belly Buttons/ Tommy’s arch enemy/ Tommy gets attacked on The Miserable Hotline/Tommy smelled like mothballs for an entire year</p> <p> </p> <p>(episode 151)</p>
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150. Searching for Wendy Weinberg
<p><strong>Featuring Special Guests Sam Silverstein and Nick Tenaglia from Laughteristhecure.com !!!</strong></p> <p>Someone Fell Into Feelings/ Tommy’s a creampuff/ Randy immigrated from Croatia/ Wretched Goat Vomit/ Snapchat filters/ Felecia, the Patron Saint of Byes/ Inspirational/ Tommy is a Choreboy/ 150th episode/ Perpetual pizza/ Tommy the stray cat/ the tougher pasta/ One more to add to the glossary of neck tattoos/ A fight about urban sprawl/ Missed Connections with TRB from The Retail Rant and Dr. Penrose from Penrose vs. Anybody/ The ranking of doctors/ Chicken pants/ Foghorn Eggpants/ Laughteristhecure.com/ Tommy trolls the park/ “Nice umbrella”/ Bit by Bit/ Being a bigger creep than Tommy/ What Laughter is The Cure is all about/ Kevin the VERY friendly ghost/ Mookie/ Smiling is for Life/ Would you rather a Super Mario mushroom or star?/ Tommy’s Nintendo story/ RIP Tootsie/ The One Finger Selfie challenge/ Cocoa Wheats or Nether Bits with Honey/ The Legend of Weedboy/ Missed Connections/Danger Sex/ Cheetos/ Just a dancer named Kitten/ Help out some kids, you selfish pigs/ Nervous poos is a real thing</p> <p> </p> <p>Go to Laughteristhecure.com and check out the work of Sam and Nick. Go ahead and consider donating to their cause. All proceeds benefit the C.S. Mott Children's hospital.</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!</p> <p><br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p><br /> (Episode 150)</p>
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S04E49. Hale-Bopp
<p>What’s your glitch, man?/ Mom sarcasm/ Live Laugh Love/ the Time Tommy got kicked out of a book store/ Sexy Sass Bombs/ The Myers-Briggs Test/ “it looks like water…but it ain’t water”/ Tommy the ice skater/ Tommy’s a winner/ The Wedding Date/ Not the best man/ Ruining Tommy’s special day/ The Limbo/ Barber Bill Tales/ The Monkey Apocalypse/ What if we become the aliens?/ Ride the comets/ Online dating nonsense/ Did Red ever respond?/ Jam & Tonic/ The Sophomore Effort/ Metal Mom/ textual laughter/ Deep Screamers/ Pay phones/ Missed Connections/ Side glancing Sammys/ The Moose Preserve/ I am the Conductor/ Tommy’s arch nemesis/ Parking Lot Reform/ the Bride of Beetlejuice</p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and consider donating to the cause!</p> <p><br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p><br /> (Episode 149)</p>
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S04E48. Perfectionie
<p>ahoo Answers/ That Mariah Carey/ Scandals/ Moms are weird/ Star Bores/ “Eye Balls, Get Back in My Body”/ Diva Repellant/ Cricks/ People Watching/ A mid-40s date/ Trenchcoat/ Friendzoned/ The Lover Equation/ ‘Gram Worthy/ Missed Connections/ Lil Country Girl/ These O.D.s/ The Miserable Hotline needs your help/ The Start of the Bad/ “You do something special to my Diet Pepsi”/ Tommy almost gets mugged/ Randy the Mallrat/ Got Green/ the Harry Potter Ball/ An app/ Tinder problems/ Facebook is a mating ground/ To become the most interesting man in the world/ sending an online dating message/ The #WaitItOut Movement/ Throwing my hat in the ring/ The Bachelor/ Christine/ Shall we play a game?/ Super Music Maker Deluxe Game/ Young M.A./ Tommy knows what makes the hits/ Daya/ Squadgoals/ Tommy deleted his Twitter</p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and consider donating to the cause!</p> <p><br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p><br /> (Episode 148)</p> <p> </p>
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S04E47. Drone AF, Bro
<p>Polite Sick/ Elbow Crooks/ Tommy is Uncle Todd/ Tommy meets Barber Bill/ Nathan, the best gas station attendant in the world/ Randy’s new catchphrase/ Nathan’s friends/ Grapple/ Ruining a man’s day/ Cursed by a lazy eye/ Tommy is a Dick Van Dyke Man/ Are you a New You?/ Tommy’s 2016 New Year’s Resolutions/ Tommy has a house/ Randy needs whimsy/ Sharing a hobby/ Drones/ Facing death/ Hawk fights/ A Hawk Weapon/ Online dating nonsense/ Tommy’s a super quitter/ An age of enlightenment/ Tommy’s worst memory/ These blondes/ A tutor/ Having fun/ Felippe the Hawk/ Aren’t you right?/ Randy’s Career Fair/ Rent-A-Friend/ My new friend Sam/ The Reality Check Best Friend? The Poo to Non-Poo Ratio/ How Tommy got fat/ The Cult of Dr. Penrose</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and consider donating to the cause!</p> <p><br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p><br /> (Episode 147)</p>
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S04E46. We All Need That Female Interaction
<p>The Strangest Combination/ One of those neck tattoos again/ A Mutt of Confused Identities/ The Melting Pot/ Angry Tommy/ Marlboro Man is too cool/ A Nice Huge Middle Finger/ Tommy’s baby fit/ My ‘Nox/ Wild N Loose/ Sweet Flu Rollins/ Sax Games/ A Ctrl+Alt Delete Conservative/ We’re all set with these Christmas Songs/ The Secret Origin of Tommy/ You Got a Sacrilegious Mouth/ Burnt Carrot/ Metallica/ That punchline when Randy met a girl in The Regular World/ You Both Have Careers/ Tommy recaps his 2016/ Randy recaps his 2016/ You’re a SoHo/ Rubies/ Shootin’ Blanks/ The Miserable Hotline/ Tommy’s Arch Enemy</p> <p><br /> Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and consider donating to the cause!</p> <p><br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p><br /> (Episode 146)</p>
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S04E45. Going to the Nasty
<p>Origami face/ Why Would Wal-Mart…/A Volcano of Pure Machismo/ Tommy the Chaffeur driving Miss Daisy/ Macho Man Randy Travis/ Great Capers/ Updates on Rita and will she show up?/Randy’s a Monster/ Acid Tongue Tommy/ Getting used to the Heartbreak/The Art of Putting Yourself in Uncomfortable Situations/ Sticker Neck Tattoos/ Miserable Rejection Sausage/ Randy is a Squirrel Nut Zipper/ The One/ Don’t put a period on it/ Randy’s mistake/ Gamer/Tommy’s Closing Out Affair/ Footsies Up the Tootsies/ Randy meets a girl in The Regular World/ Hi, Bleeeeep/ Randy’s going to stand-up comic all over Tommy/ sitting on your Lauryn Hills/ Striped shirts/ Those brows were on fire/ Getting a Carhardt means you’re a man/ Tommy Garage/ Any Grown Man in America/ Where’s Waldo, not in my…./Being judged by a child/ She was such a good guy/ Sport Thompson/ “I flash my lights, he don’t move”/ So young?/ Pucker up your eyebrows/ The eyebrow is my vice/ Randy has a revelation/ Club Cats</p> <p> </p> <p>Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and consider donating to the cause!</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p>(Episode 145)</p>
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S04E44. Eff Some Bees, Bro
<p>Podcast Persona/ Home of The Whopper/ Loogie Beard/ The Arcane Sciences of BK/ Some Boardie/ Tommy’s missing ear pieces/ Tommy’s Massive News/ I’m a Good Guy/ Tommy’s so selfish/ Randy Doesn’t Make the Cut/ Dating a Bison/ Promise Rings/ Wooing the girl of the week/ 2016/ Midlife Crisis Dad Vehicle/ The life of all gods/ Car Buyer’s Porn/ New Segment: we watch a video/ take the rest of the year off, Tommy/ Video Dating/ The Holiday Season is Approaching/ Dickliner/ Tommy’s a glow/ Rita and online dating nonsense/ Rita from The Nasty/ Randy can hit the breaking ball/ A miracle on ice/ Chad, the god of douchebags/ Husky Joey Tribianni/ The First Thinking Monkey/ Step Over It, Iggy/ Aristotle Winters</p> <p> </p> <p>*Check out the missing part of this episode at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave. Look for S04E44.5 "Premature Shoots & Ladders" </p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p>(Episode 144)</p>
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S04E43. The Glossary of Neck Tattoos
<p>Tommy and Wal-Mart are in a feud/ Tommy doesn’t know what frugal means/ The Glossary of Neck Tattoos/ Deep Thoughts with Tommy/ Thank you, Wal-Mart Jesus/ Robin’s speedo/ Robin has hairy legs/ Batman loves Morrisey/ Tommy ranks Batman villains/ Bat Shark Repellant/ Batman vs Sharks/ Randy is a Minecraft character/ Barber Bill gets Triggered/ Being defined by your hair part/ The Sacred Symbol/ Women with straight down hairs/ The Great Barber vs. Beautician War/ That Barber Pole/ Lost Wages, Nevada/ The Patreon Page/ Tommy’s never gonna sell out Madison Square Garden/ Wilson/ Online Dating/ A plea to Dok Doom/ Smashingly/ Introducing Rita/ turning Tinder into a promotional machine/ We are sells outs/ The D*ck of the Week/ Supa Po’/ Sexting Gremlins/ So buoyant/ Acne/ The zitty, zitty face of the company/ Morticia/ Dr. Penrose</p> <p> </p> <p>*S04E40 and S04E41 + Diary of a Retail Slave, vol. 1 and vol. 2 are exclusive for Patreon subscribers! Go ahead. Subcribe: patreon.com/miserableretailslave</p> <p> </p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p>(Episode 143)</p>
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S04E42. Chuckle Buckets
<p>Whistling fats/ Safety pins/ Remember when there was no fact checking with Google?/ An expert on religion, ten drinks in/ That Hamburger Helper Glove mascot/ The Noid/ The Eye Doctor/ Tommy’s a dumpy little bat boy/ Zombie Eyes/ Ol’ Raisin Eyes/ The Rock is sexy/ Hulk Hogan’s Uncle Jesse (The Body)/ These Mondays/ Is Monday the start of the week or is Sunday?/ A Day in the Life of a Tommy/ Tommy’s friend played against Dave Coulier in a hockey game/ Jeff Daniels vs. Dave Coulier/ Moby Dick Monday/ Living on a houseboat/ Randy can’t swim/ World Records/ Made a trip through time and space/ Talking to a woman in The Regular World/ Training videos/ A new sponsor/ Smiting my enemies/ A visit to KFC/ “I was the fatness”/ Tommy’s sobriety/Tommy has road rage/ The Southpaw Spocker/ Spock judgement/ KFC holds the world’s secrets/ Nic Cage/ A Hulk Hogan leg drop stops time/ A retail tale…or re-tale, if you will/ The female embodiment of Beetlejuice/ D of the Week/ A new mascot for Thanksgiving/ My Meat Song/ The Backburner/ iTunes Reviews/ Tommy was on a classic rock station and didn’t mention the podcast</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>*S04E40 and S04E41 are exclusive for Patreon subscribers! Go ahead. Subcribe: patreon.com/miserableretailslave</p> <p> </p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy<br /> <br /> (Episode 142)</p> <p> </p>
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S04E39. Breaking News: I Don't Know
<p>Not stressing the important stuff/ Taco Bell Sushi/ standing in line/ Tommy shops for volleyball shorts/ Big Jim Day/ Haystacks/ Dennis’s Dog/ Tommy eats 50 lbs of pizza/ Wii Fat/ It’s Election Night!/ Voting/ Third Parties/ Everyone’s a POS/ Wolf Blitzer/ Breaking News: i don’t know/ Getting an awesome vice president/ Black Belt Jones/ The Power Team/ Seeing three Jake “the Snake” Roberts/ Biggest Wrestlers/ A Real Life Troll/ Does the president get drug tested?/ Rebooting Rambo/ Freddy vs. Rambo/ Too Young to Die/ A professional wrestling transition/ Joe Rogan “Triggered”/ Real Time Election Results/ “You gotta keep me endeared”/ Missed Connections/ Whackadoodles/ Don’t kiss those treacherous lips/ Walking off with a cliffhanger/ The Missed Connections Ann Landers/ An infinite number of Caidens/ The Rub</p> <p><br /> Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy<br />  <br /> (Episode 139)</p>
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S04E38. Gameboi and Road Bike
<p>Tommy overanalyzes everything/ They call me Gameboi/ Disclaimer/ A New Era of Positivity/ Famous Amos Moral Tales/ Mike Degrease Tyson/ Another horrible impression from Tommy/ The Power of Chuck/ Seeking Action Figure Status/ Beware the Freckled Children/ A frightening fact/ Rotting potatoes/ Hometowns/ Buying ice is a scam/ Black Eyes/ Fetus Sister/ Glen The Ice Man/ Future Mayors of America/ Boots/ Uh-Huh/ Being a fan of Pras in The Fugees/ Tommy gives up/ Rhode Island, home of the feral clowns/ wearing glasses for facial expressions/ Tommy’s small eyes/ Tommy’s smart phone addiction/ Country Music Name Game/ Cosmic Hallelujah/ Tommy’s stance on country music/ A Nancy Sinatra/ Cher likes bottled water</p> <p> </p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p> </p> <p>(Episode 138)</p> <p> </p> <p> </p>
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S04E37. Wal-Martians
<p>Spooktacular/ Tommy is offended by swears/ John Denver hair/ 1930s face/ Making a Tommy voodoo doll/ Tommy eats like a housewife/ “You’re a bad song”/ These car accidents/ The Resurrection of Jake “The Snake” Roberts/ The Walking Dead deaths/ You have feelings when you quit drinking/ What’s your favorite candy?/ Tommy knows his ‘80s fat kid trivia/ Wal-Martians/ Chip Fingers/ Distance and Time/ Postal Service Dating/ The Miserable Hotline/ Miserable Retail Slave, Jr./ Tommy is not a lumberjack/ Jesus wore carpenter jeans/ You best rectify your mistakes/ Tommy has one hour a week to himself</p> <p> </p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p> </p> <p>(Episode 137)</p>
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S04E36. Love Potion Number Nein
<p>Impromptu Guests, TRB (@The_Retail_Rant), Seattle Amanda (@mandasaurus_rex), and Penrose (@PenroseEames)</p> <p> </p> <p>The Binge Drinking Diaries/ Remixing Tommy/ Meat Flasks/ Coughs/ Googling JTT/ Al from Home Improvement/ Under the Weather/ Tommy plays with his rubber ducky/ Swallowing books/ The Drunk Crown/ The Date/ The Not-So-Distinguished List/ Rubies/ Randy is not Ranty/ Getting a haircut/ Over attentive waitresses/ The ol’ Time Thing/ Digital Adrenaline/ Tommy gets heated/ That Flight or Fight Instinct/ Randy is the Coyote chasing The Road Runner/ Ranty’s first date with Mrs. Ranty/ Hey, Girl. Hey. I’m Movin’ IN/ Ranty sees Dave Landau in the middle of a hurricane/ Ranty’s Relationship Advice/ Tommy gets heated again/ Tommy gets heated for a 3rd time/ Long Distance Relationship tales/ Recognize the bass that swallows all the minnows/ Mr. Penrose joins the show/ Twitter is word vomit/ Mrs Penrose gives advice/ Eating Taco Bell/ Some d in the glass jar/ You will not my Sketchers/ Shootin’ Your Shot/ Eating White Castle/ Time and distance is opening up some doors</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p>(Episode 136)</p>
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S04E35. Combo Burrito
<p>BOO! A Madea Halloween/ Packs of Feral Clowns/ What’s scarier, Madea or Clowns?/ These nightmare clowns/ Being a Prophecy Man/ Stoop City, USA/ Sounding like a Bob Dylan Man/ A Real Life Magic Eye/ Farsighted hot vs. nearsighted hot/ Randy is a Human Trash Heap/ Rebel Flags/ The problem with that Dukes of Hazzard car/ Fatty, Fatty, 2 x 4/ Tommy’s horrible Don Knotts impression/ Andy/ Fonzie’s Illegitimate Children/ Those times when the retail worker is the worst/ Combo Burrito/ Nowhere fun/ The Miserable Hotline: Crazy Rituals with your Friends/ The Saga of Red ends, but a new Saga begins/ Sowing your digital seed/ The Universe, Here It Comes/ Now It’s Getting Real/ A No Woman Man/ Randy needs a haircut/ Tommy’s never kissed a girl/ PDA/ I am the cream/ The Hottest Sugarbabies in all the land/ Half Choking on Stupidity/ Glazed Donuts and Cannibal Corpse/ The Big Difference</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p>(Episode 135)</p>
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S04E34. This Lumber Life
<p>Swans/ Debates/ Backyard weddings/ Extended family terminology/ For Your Convenience/ “if we could create the estimated death”/ Hand sanitizer/ Meaty Lips/ Topless coffee shops/ Randy is a villain?/ Tommy aged 8 years in 1 week/ sweat suits/ Cigarettes/ Joe Camel/ Indecisive reversers/ Being tired of people who think they can say what they want/ Trips to the bank/ Allowances/ Bank tellers/ Big Pockets Thompson/ Tommy’s taking a trip to the lumberyard/ Tommy has anxiety over household chores/ Nervous Tommy/ This lumber life/ The Saga of Red continues/ Inspiring podcasts/ She Gone/ Randy’s last words/ An Adult Choose Your Own Adventure/ Tommy’s short haircut/ Randy’s Career Fair/ My Pal, Pig Pen/ Crazy Rituals/ Yahoo Answers/ husband bunking/ Bad influences/ Tommy’s a fan of Aaron Neville</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy<br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p>(Episode 134)</p>
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S04E33. Jobber For Life
<p>Meeting Crazy People/ Tommy’s Homeless Ex-Girlfriend/ Developing a personality/ Tommy’s gumline/ Having desk jobs/ Wearing a Big Cardboard Gerber Baby Face/ The Convenience Nurse is on Tinder/ Taking awful pictures/ The Good Swipe/ Tommy has a meme-able face/ Tinder and Spotify partnership/ ’90s Fart Rock/ Picking your Tinder song/ Randy’s Career Fair/ Becoming a Professional Line Stander/ The Saga of Red continues/ Spreading the gospel of #WaitItOut/ One Constant Dot Dot Dot/ The Stupidest Question/ Small Talk With My Boyfriend/ The Perfect Hipster Scenario/ Sex Mad Tortoise Saves His Species From Extinction/ Diego, the sexual hurricane tortoise/ Tommy’s new segment/ Terror Tommy’s Super Supernatural Terrible Terror Tales: the Ghost of Minnie Quay/ Spirits travel faster in water/ Tommy becomes a part of the story/ UF-Uh-Ohs/ herds of pervs and gangs of nerds/ Missed Connections/ sexuality is weird/ Oddest Town Names in America/ The Miserable Hotline/ No Duncan Shiek</p> <p> </p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p><br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy</p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p><br /> (Episode 133)</p>
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S04E32. Khaki Dads and Inferior Fathers
<p>Drinking on a weekday/Pangea of the Mind/ Dad Speak/ Rebooting my life/ Shared Bathroom Etiquette/ Tommy’s not quick/ A Forrest Gump of the Highest Order/ Drinking up the awkward/ People have no clue/ Tommy Goes West/ The Roast of Rob Lowe/ Fish Necks/ Unseen Dangers/ One Direction is inside Tommy/ “My seaweed is my spinach”/ Fears/ Those space sharks/ Aquaman’s Prune Face/ Randy is attacked by a foreign exchange student/ Fish with human teeth/ Super HAB crocodiles/ The Saga of Red/ Tommy’s theme song/ Tommy, the advice guru/ #WaitItOut/ Taking it to Level 2-2/ The laziest motivational speaker in the world/ The Red Scare/ Little Spidey/ Gavin Rossdale gossip/ Calls from The Miserable Hotline/The Elvis Room/ The Cover of the Rolling Stone/ Randy and Tommy get Married</p> <p> </p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p><br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy</p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p><br /> (Episode 132)</p>
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S04E31. Blessed Plastic
<p>Mannequin: It’s the Popcorn Trick, in which we review the late ‘80s romantic comedy.</p> <p>Dirty Rotten Scoundrel/ The Epic Life In Paulie Walnuts/ Job Updates/ Reasons to leave retail/ A Life Spent Surrounded by Cargo Shorts and Booze/ The Gumshoe/ Some Secret Prize/ Nine Eleven/ Mannequin/ Crush the World with a Fist of Power/ The Kim Cattrall Cast/ Appealing to the gods/ ‘80s fashion is the worst/ Mannequin vs. Over the Top/ The Musical Montage/ Top 5 Toilet Scenes in Movies/ Who can understand a Benicio del Toro/ Bragging Rights/ Shawshank Redemption plot theory/ Jared Leto’s Joker</p>
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S04E30. Situationally Curved
<p>The First Person that You Ever Hated/ Forever Optimist/ Constellations on his Face/ Plastic Giraffes/ The Pencil/ Tommy’s feelings journal/ MTV VMAs/ Curved/ Squad Goals/ Language these days/ Tommy’s Sitcom Laugh/ The Haunted Mirror/ Randy’s Career Fair: Snake Milker/ Snake Farm is There/ Do Sharks Have Nipples?/ Shark Teat/ The Tale of Randy’s Week/ The Legend of HAB/ Bars Closing Early/ What happened with the dog pun girl?/ The Saga of Red begins/ All the Stars are Aligning/ Effed by an owl/ Hologram Relationships/ HAB’s Sugar Smacks/ No Crazy Cat Men/ Shootin’ my Shot with Buckshot/ Tommy’s Advice/ DRAMA IN THE BAND/ The Human Smiley Face/ Important job interviews/ Adult Clothes/ Miserable Retail Slave was attacked</p> <p> </p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p><br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy</p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p><br /> (Episode 130)</p>
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S04E29. The Men Who Laugh
<p>BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA: It’s the Popcorn Trick, in which we review the cult classic.</p> <p>The Full Sheets/ Online dating nonsense/ The Retail Paradise That Gainfully Employees Me/ Sideways glances/ Paul Bunyan’s Applesauce/ An unwanted online dating encounter/ Redbox and Chill/ House Party/ Baby Childs/ The Myth Of the Stork/ Dancing Kids/ Big Trouble in Little China/ John Carpenter/ The Fetching Kim Cattrall/ Jack Burton the hero/ Mortal Kombat and Big Trouble in Little China/ Raiden and Kung Pow Chicken/ Aren’t you going to kiss her?/Big Trouble In Little China soundtrack/ Ghost Ship/ Everybody has a list/ Top 5 family movies that frighten/ Dark Side of the Moon and Wizard of Oz/Judge Droom/ Freddy eats people/ Bragging Rights/People who laugh</p>
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S04E28. The Cuckoo
<p>WE'RE BACK. DID YOU MISS US?</p> <p> </p> <p>Getting Older/ 100% genuine toots/ Cropdusting/ Metamucil Retail Slave/ Those side effects/ One Dollar Hot Dog and Bikini night/ Stick Men Tattoos/ Juggalos/ Red Solo Cups/ Walt’s Crawlers/ New logo/ Last place finish/ Randy becomes a GAMER/ Granny Panty Mondays/ Zitface 37/ Sled Dogg/ Tommy is Charlie Atlas/ Making empty promises/ Randy’s Career Fair/ Becoming a professional mourner/ The summer is over!!!/ The Miserable Hotline/ Randy is actually TRB/ Pulling off Joshua/ Online dating nonsense/ An impromptu rap battle/ All my Doctor Dooms are women/ PUNS/ why cats, crazy ladies?/ The Irony of Snake Eyes/ Fat Randy/ Tommy has carried the burden of FAT/ Tommy sees the faults in others/ Inducing sleep comas/ Big news, huge news</p> <p> </p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br /> <br /> <br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy<br /> <br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p><br /> (Episode 128)</p>
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S04E27. Kevin Needs Cole Slaw
<p>The Greatest Gift that retail can give/ Cole Slaw/ The next great action hero/ Tommy is Jiminy Cricket/ half pint/ Tommy consumed an alcohol lime/ the Mathiscast/ Retail Rats/ Seal your holes/ Pokemon Go/ Pokematch/ Catching Emojis/ Squirtle/ Dating ET/ Love Travels/ Collarbone slogans/ Tommy is a prized pig/ Zoo Dating/ What animal would you do?/ Online dating updates/ Randy is a prank being played on the world/ Randy’s thick neck/ Michigan hates us/ Rejection By Silence/ Online dating is like wrestling/ The Ways to Message/ Pun Master Supreme/ Randy is PMS/ Great Wolves/ An experiment/ The Darkness/ POETRY CLASS, a world of pretension/ Preemptive strike/ Randy should be the Shining Knight of this story/ Becoming an online dating champion/ Stone Cold Steve Urkel/ A gas station attendant tale/ Randy crushes a dream/ Tommy sells fun/ Music enhances the taste of beer/ Sasquatch’s Bunion/ Blowing privileges</p> <p> </p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br />  <br />  <br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy<br />  <br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p><br /> (Episode 127)</p>
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S04E26. We All About Those Oats & Hoes
<p>This week: Perfect little lives/ The coffee cup/ Where’s your chaos, man?/ Tommy is a Gin Blossoms fan/ Senior Quotes/ We all About Those Oats and Hoes/ The adrenaline shakes/ That useless KITT from Knight Rider/ A Go Fund Me account to equip Randy’s car with a flamethrower/ The new Ghostbusters/ Tommy face looks like a pair of wind-up teeth/ No more classics/ Tommy asks a weird question/ They had a weird tone/ Online dating updates/ Hey, Bea Arthur. Hey/ Making a mix-tape/ Joining Farmer’s Only/ Tommy’s milking date/ Adamantium/ Geek moment/ Ego The Living Planet/ Kurt Russell/ Randy would be the most annoying living planet/ When heroes fail you/ Sgt. Slaughter/ Tommy hates wrestling/ Tommy’s cousin works for a Beach Boy/ David the Producer has a suggestion/ #ArmchairProducer/ The Convenience Nurse and her boyfriend, Webby/ The Convenience Nurse has a bad touch/ Feedback from last week’s show/ Tommy refuses to join the Mixed Feelings Mafia/ Mixed Feelings Podcast iTunes Review War update/ America’s Most Wanted Go/ Unsolved Mysteries/ Manager John’s gym/ Mr Penrose leaves a message!/ Ugly cowboys get the girls/ The duo of Brantley and Wellington/ Tommy’s beloved has her foot fisted/ Ke$ha with the dollar sign/ Rich Chigga/ P*ss on It/ Dexter from Let’s Get Drunk and Talk Comics/ Tommy gets called out/ Tommy’s lower butt/ Roman Reigns/ Manager John’s breast pump/ Kid Rock Tales/ Tommy has the smallest eyes/ Response Thing</p> <p> </p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br />  <br />  <br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy<br />  <br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy<br /> (Episode 126)</p>
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S04E25. Mouth Jazz
<p>Mosquito bites/ Killing mosquitos/ The world’s most effective birth control/ The Monster/ Dealing with problem children/ Finding your muse at the bottom of Bud Lite/ The Mystery Suitcase/ Tommy has never mowed a lawn/ The Country Gym/ A bald woman or a woman with a mullet/ Six degrees of idiocy/ Jungle gyms/ Parallel bars/ That time Randy broke his trachea/ A drinking town with a football problem/ girls who want country guys/ The evolution of an idiot/ Talk about fashion/ Randy becomes country/ Tommy’s floating hat/ A tall hat for a husky boy/ Donald Trump/ iTunes Review War continues/ Andrea is a traitor/ Bad podcast/ The Rap Music Name Game/ Trying to get a date using Jason Isbel/ Tommy gets enraged/ Tommy is an insult artist/ Open relationships/ Sit down and try, for once/ Get that cabbage/ The Miserable Hotline/ Pail of Snot/ Avoiding people in the ‘80s/ Telephone phobias/ Bagpipes and people/ To be a fly on the wall of Tommy’s medulla oblongata/ Camping in the same town you live in/ Tommy apologies again/ Hiking/ Bike trail tales/ Saint Tommy passes judgement/ Missed Connections/ Security questions on missed connections/ We open a big can of earthy, fat worms/ Lost in your Eyes/ Where’s your drywall at, sir?</p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826<br />  <br />  <br /> Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy<br />  <br /> Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy<br /> (Episode 125)</p>
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S04E24. Cat Daddy Driving a Caddy
<p> </p> <p>This week:</p> <p> </p> <p>Bearding/ The Human Feline/ Spit washing your hair/ “Reviews to Play”/ Is the white flag being raised in the iTunes war with Mixed Feelings Podcast?/ Spunky/ Women are monsters/ Pokémon GO/ Pokémon GO is the scheme of a super villain/ Adult Pokémon/ Ronnie the Mullet/ Slime/ Tommy wants to be Dr Dre/ Tommy was the coolest kid in his neighborhood/ Joey Alabama/ Tommy loves “Straight Out of Compton”/ JR/ Starter jackets/ Grunt like a man/ Bad elbow tattoos/ Compass tattoos/ Offended by a compass/ Ryu noises/ Nice guy loving girls are fables/ Levels/ Wrong Trombone, Tommy/ Tommy is North America/ The Hawk/ Randy takes credit for Tommy’s accomplishments/ Tubes and tentacles/ Some squid mouth/ Regional references/ The Country Music Name Game/ Randy turns into a cricket/ Florida Georgia Line/ A giant mediocre bomb/ Tide Properly, country music star/ Rock on/ The ol’ Dial Pad/ Messages on The Miserable Hotline/ “I’m sorry all the people”/ How phone calls work/ Red Roof Inn stories/ A celebrity encounter at the Red Roof Inn/ 3 Degrees of Jamie Kennedy/ Let’s Get Drunk and Talk Colonics/ Making the talent happyTommy did his first pull up/ Resurrection Cola</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy</p> <p> </p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p>(Episode 124)</p> <p> </p>
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S04E23. The Soundtrack to Driveway Drinking
<p>Chest workout/ Gum in your hair/ The CURSE/ Respectful and kind?/Tell me more about Ians/ Wrigley/ No Hulk Hogan vs Ultimate Warrior for Randy/ Bazooka Joe/ Squirt device/ Tomm-emojis/ Like riding a bike/ Juliette Miranda and David the Producer from The Unwritable Rant podcast/ THE MISERABLE HOTLINE (810) 328-3826/ iTunes review war with Mixed Feelings podcast/ Your Sketchers are trying to kill you/ Elbows and A-holes/ Switchblade haircuts/ Online dating updates/ Did Ariel ever respond?/Nonstop S-n-Gs/ generic American nicknames/ Randy is a bell jar/ Tommy’s announcement/When you look cool smoking/ “Pretty in good shape”/ Tommy’s still kinda fat/ Randy starts his two month plan/These public restrooms/ Bathroom stall wisdom/ Instant relief/ God’s toilet paper/ Toilet Wallpaper/ Tommy starts to spontaneously bleed/ Women make rainbows/ Feedback about last week’s episode/ Updates on The Convenience Nurse/ Webber/ The Misogynist Maestro/ Piss On It/ Unobtainable goals/ You have a good now/ Gift card, not gas card/ the best gas station attendant in the world/ Thanks, Mr. Brightside/ Tommy’s in a comedy draught/ Tommy tries some one-liners/Nose bleed for the rest of all time/Big Timed</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy</p> <p> </p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p>(Episode 123)</p>
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S04E22. Ahead of the Curb
<p>A BONUS music show while you wait patiently for a full length, brand new episode. What a treat!</p> <p> </p> <p>Minority of a Minority/ Top rock songs/ What is blink-182 even doing?/ you’re the priesthood/ Bishop Briggs/Anything with claps/ All the THE bands/ Calling Mr. YouTube/ The Struts/ So overproduced/ The time Randy went to see Al Gore/ I don’t know my phrasing/ Ron Thunderhawk Smith/ Lars beat the Internet/ Presidents of the United States of America/ Mach 5/ Nudes of you/ Jim Breuer</p> <p> </p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy</p> <p> </p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p>(Episode 122)</p>
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S04E21. Her Face was a Rorschach Test
<p>A Secret Mistress/ Jortney/ Mudstreaks/ Tommy’s tombstone inscription/ Waitresses/ Conversations with Sober Tommy/Fruit Beer/ Bud Lite whispers/ A list of Tommy’s problems/ Do d-bags ever get tired of being douchey/ The Douche Program/ Line tattoos/ Crushing protein G’s/ Randy’s hair debacles/ “Don’t bite the fist”/ Saint Tootsie/ A Wolfman Baby/ The Convenience Nurse has a boyfriend/ Shout out to the moon/ ethical boners/ Pear: vegetable or fruit/ Cobweb elbows/ Loyalty Tattoo/ The Meaning of Cobweb Tattoos/ Updates on Ariel and online dating/ Is she an Ariel or an Ursula?/ Delicious B…./ Those bennies/ Raccoon Guy/ Underappreciated orgy guy/ The Bev Hypothesis/ Build an Acme trap/ Don’t have Sebastians/ Xanax Bars/ the Cannabis Cup/ Randy’s prog-rock band, Pipe N Bong/ Liking Phish/ iTunes reviews/ Dexter from Let’s Get Drunk and Talk Comics/ The Namor Podcast/ Aquaman’s wet t-shirt contest/ Skate or die/Tommy downloads the Couch Party app/Tommy yells into his phone/Anti-social media</p> <p> </p> <p>(Episode 121)</p> <p> </p> <p>Instagram: @Miserableretailslavepodcast</p> <p>Twitter: @MRetailSlave</p>
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S04E20. Discount Ramen
<p>Randy is discount ramen/ “down to Earth”/ Out of my league/ The Velveeta Mac/ Hunks/ Tommy has a smart phone!/ The Gravy Train/ Tommy talks into his phone/ Jortney/ Nose rings/ The Nose Taint/ Small Town Saturday Night/ Dancing on Ladies Night Out/ Secretly a Dancing Guy/ Randy won High School and Prom/ John Hughes Prom/ Prom Queens Gone Wild/ Tommy Two Shots/ The Death of Randy/ Things that should not be/ Speaking of Dying/ Tommy knows the lyrics to Magic Carpet Ride/ Randy’s Epic Rant/ The Thrilling Memoirs/ Poets/ Shoelaces/ Saving a bag/ Finding Moderation Tommy/ Paranormal Chef/ HAB’s cosplay idea/ Ruining Catwoman/ Sentimental Randy/ One Single Tear/ Documentary Now/ Michelle Pfeiffer/ P*ss On It/ Tommy hates cigarettes/ Smoking/ Canada’s Angriest Son/ Bragging about Memes/ Disclaimer Boy/ Feedback from S04E19/ Budgens/ Wooing women on online dating sites/ The Rug Doctor is Here/ Wonky Eye/ FISHING PUNS/ Let me tap that bass/ Be my shrimp boat captain/“I didn’t have to go fishing, I found my bass”/ Outdoorsy/ Too much adjective glory with a critical typo/Ariel or Ursula</p> <p>Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast<br /> Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave<br /> Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy</p> <p> </p> <p>Intro: Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p>(Episode 120)</p>
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S04E19. Wonky Eye
<p><br /> Special guest, Cassi (@mixedfeelingspc) from Mixed Feelings Podcast!!!! *blushes*</p> <p> </p> <p>An all-female football league/ Curious Vanilla Ice/ Ice Boxes/ The Legend of Touchdown Tommy/ Condiments/ Mustard/ Cassi’s Nascar Adventures/ Tommy actually promotes the podcast/ Cassi gets interviewed/ Tom Selleck’s cut-out/ Commemorative Plate talk/ Favorite curse words or phrases/ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/ TMNT in concert/ Trying to get Splinter to communicate with you/ Michelangelo Cassi vs. Chad/ Randy took nunchuks to school/ The Shredder-Krang bromance/ Krang talk/ Hulk Hogan on the beach/ Hulk Hogan’s fannypack/ When the quality gets weird/ Greek Yoda/ A real Sharknado/ Pick your horror movie icon/ Harnessing Freddy’s friendship/ What would you do if you woke up to find a cat sitting on your chest?/Cassi’s fat cat gets a manicure/ Tommy and Abe Falcon drink absinthe/ Cocaine, the drink/ The Convenience Nurse at work/ A convenient Honey/ The Honey Quota/ Diner terms of endearment/ Clarissa/ Michelangelo is bae/ Identifying your turtle/ Online dating updates/ Getting Crawfished/ Wonky Eye/ Reverse Catfishing/ Too good looking to get a job/ Redheads?/ Active profile pics/ Cassi will check your medicine cabinet/ Hooking up with a Hawking/ Cassi’s Exit Strategy/ Tommy’s worst date ever/ Drinking Hands/ The origin of Hey, girl. Hey/ Cassi’s first date/ The first time Randy heard about sex/ Getting banned on Instagram</p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p>Follow Mixed Feelings Podcast on Twitter (@mixfeelingspc) and Instagram (@mixedfeelingspodcast)!!!</p> <p> </p>
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S04E18. Five Finger Fruit Punch
<p>A man who faints/ The Convenience Nurse/ Michael “Squints” Palledorous/ The Deadly Dance/ Nosebleeds/ Big Time High School Fights/ Little Mac vs. Bald Bull/ We’re like A Night at the Roxbury/ Running Aarons/ Cardinals/ Condescending Bottle Return Machines/ Tommy has an Honors Degree/ Leslie/ The Regular World 17: You’re Only Hot at Work/ A Money Order Disaster/ Hot Leslie/ Gene’s in Dead Zeppelin/ encouraging fatal flaws/ changing your laugh/how a pimp do/ A bonfire comedian/keep it flowing/ William Shatner vs. Sebastian Bach/ A look back to our first recorded conversation 5 years ago!/ Randy’s ravaged voice/ Sexy time/ Puppy Play/ The Secret Lives of Human Pups/ Online dating/ A saucy tomato/ Those huge oversized glasses/ Internet pheromones/ What are you hiding?/Dating a cyclops/At some point, everyone’s got to become shallow/ Those quirky, beautiful girls/ Two face/ The Ranch Daddy/ Who’s your favorite red head?/ Talking Rams/ Comb your hair/ THE MORTGAGE/Sign Language Facetime/ The Long, Drawn Out Goodbye/ Irish Car Bombs/ “I am all of a Theisman”</p> <p> </p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>(episode 118)</p>
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S04E17. Shootin' Your Shot
<p>Special appearances by TRB from The Retail Rant podcast (@The_Retail_Rant) and Penrose from Grimelords (@PenroseEames). Cameo by Cassi from Mixed Feelings Podcast (@mixedfeelingspc).</p> <p> </p> <p>Fit as a fiddle/ Randy is the fiddle in the Charlie Daniels Band/ Fat to skinny, ya look weird/ Tommy as a slenderman/ Tommy’s headshot/ Early mornings/ These morning routines/ “Gym Rat” Thompson/ Randy’s 1992 hat style/ Thinking Adam Sandler is funny/ Energy Drinks/ Gas Station Pills/ Hiring a sadist/ Encouraging near death experience for alertness/ Soda Bob/Taking an old MySpace survey/ Terry/ What kitchen utensil would you use to horror movie someone to death?/ Gramma Grim & Machete Mick/ The worst gift that you’ve ever received/ What sea animal would you be reincarnated as?/ Naming a pig/ P*ss On It/ Manager John/ Causing Tommy a tragedy/ Tommy’s alcohol moment/ Grandpa had a lot of Secrets/ Mr. Penrose from Grimelords and TRB from The Retail Rant join the Show!/ The Bambi Randy/ Elevated Angles/ Bobbleheads/ Shoot Your Shot/ Don’t go for the 10s/ The problem with carpenter jeans/ Volleyball/ Tommy’s garlic/ Missed Connections/ “when you live in California, your friends are some weird people”/ Missed Connections Marriage/ starting to reply to missed connections/ The Rust RAW Report/ Penrose and Randy go cow tipping/ The reason why you shouldn’t eat in the dark/ Where White People Meet/ Washington Andre the Giants/ Football talk/ Randy is Miracle Whip/ A brief cameo from Cassi from Mixed Feelings Podcast/ Tommy is a grown up version of Bobby’s World/ Bobby’s World talk</p> <p> </p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: <a href= "https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy">https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>(Episode 117)</p>
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S04E16. The Maybe Daddy
<p>Jesus' Blog/ Mosquitos on Skee-Doos/ Origin Stories/ Dig Dug/ Randy’s Surreal Weekend/ The Bottom/ Tommy opens for Dave Landau again/ Ghetto Rednecks/ Racist Geese/ Owning The Accountant Horseshoe/ Paper/ A Long Table Full of Drunk Women/ Three Apples Tall/ Tommy is the white Urkel/ Lose Yourself/ “If you wanna hear me do another, buy me a shot”/ Going out with Sober Tommy/ What other people would choose to choke to death on/ Tommy’s rule/ online dating nonsense/ Update on The Fartist/ Randy needs to change his name/ Reseting Tinder/ Rhonda Rolled/ Woof McGilliculty is sniffing around again/ Dating a pregnant girl/ Introducing Jen Morrison/ The Doors/ Peace Frog/ Go suck an egg/ P*ss on It!/ Manager John/ YouTube is ruining the world/ Dan and Phil/ Polos/ Get Debt, Get Humble</p> <p> </p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p>
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S04E15. They Call Me "The Mouse"
<p>A real severe speech impediment/ That blink one eight two/ Letting off steam/ A ‘90s Indie Romance on the bus/ Tommy’s weird dream/ Spider, Leader of The Scorpions/ “Just stay on the ropes and don’t drink too much”/ Randy's choking on deadly meatballs/ Those two times that Randy almost died/ Sour ballz/ If you were going to choke to death on any food, what would you choose?/ Miserable Retail Slave for president 2016/ Attack The Retail Rant/ Friday the 13th/Tommy’s Camel Hump/ Toad the Wet Sprocket!/ More Online dating misadventures/ Getting a dame/The Suicidal Pygmys of South Dakota/ The Fartist/ The Nightlight/ P*ss on It/ Did Me Win?/ Randy vs. Hot Wheels McCraw/ The Cher function on Facebook</p> <p> </p> <p>(Episode 115)</p> <p> </p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p> <p> http://traffic.libsyn.com/miserableretailslave/S04E13._Im_The_Great_Dane.mp3</p>
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S04E14. A Memory Hippo
<p>Against my Best Wishes/ Fast Food drive thrus/ A race against time/ Eyebrow worries/ Randy’s mantra/ Eyebrow Lovers of America/ Tommy wants a hippopotamus tattoo/ finally getting compliments by the world’s worst person/ My Mother, The Car/ Craig T. Nelson/ Tommy watches “Finding Bigfoot” at the gym/Ghost Brothers/ The proof is in the pad thai/ Preferred zombie apocalypse weapon/ Randy wants a crossbow/ Acting crazy in public/ Woof McGillicuty/Woof’s Square haircut/ Missed Connections/ Hose and Heels/ Hot Wheels McCraw</p> <p> </p> <p>(episode 114)</p> <p> </p> <p>Theme song: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p>
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S04E13. I'm The Great Dane
<p>Portugal/ Never Been Cool/ Tommy’s YouTube karaoke/ So Many Jimmys/ The Dancing Dictator of Portugal/ “Hard Times” by D-Boy/ The Orange Gingers/Tommy’s Monster Squad shirt/ People who walk around carrying coffee/ Tommy and Kid Rock/ My Female Bodyguard/ Vanish her/ TomEComedy vs. TommyComedy/ Mixed Feelings Podcast (@mixedfeelingspc)/ Randy “Babyface” Retail-ioni, Mixed Feelings Mafia/ Picking a horse head/ Mr. Penrose (@PenroseEames)/ Manager John’s message/ Tommy’s hat/ Whatever happened with Woof McGillicuty?/ HAB impression/The Tomb of The Unlaid Soldier/ Beverage/ Dating Mrs. Doubtfire/ The first time that Tommy hit on a girl/ Picking up chicks, right?/ Songs of The Police</p> <p><br /> (Episode 113)</p> <p>Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy<br /> Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy</p>
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S04E12. Some Sort of Guy
<p>Classic/ Some Mark Twain/ Tommy’s big dilemma/ Monocle/ Facebook addiction/ Passing out high fives/ The Boss/ The band, The Band/ Adam Duritz/ The origin of Tommy the Drummer/ Childhood Toys</p> <p> </p> <p>(Episode 112)</p>
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S04E11. Tommy Drops A Bombshell
<p>Special Guests, HAB from The Couch Party Podcast (@Couch_Party), Tom from The Drunken Dork Podcast (@thedrunkendork), and TRB from The Retail Rant (@The_Retail_Rant)!!!!/ Floorburgers/ Don’t worry about my Windows/ Tommy’s defense mechanism/Woof McGilliculty/ Unintentional Online Dating Meetups/ Denim Venom/ A follow-up to the last episode/ Randy messes up/ Louie the Dog update/ Guys named Chad/ Absence Tooth/ James Cameron and Avatar/ Spider-Man: Homecoming/ Checks/ Living in the ‘80s/ Daredevil: Season 2/ Tommy drops a bombshell/ Don’t Trust a man in denim/ Tom Coe is one of the world’s greatest detectives/Tommy drank kerosene</p> <p>Plenty of shout-outs to our friends Grimelords (@GrimeEmpire), Mixed Feelings Podcast (@mixedfeelingspc), Let’s Get Drunk and Talk Comics (@drunkcomicsfans). Check them out!!!</p> <p>(episode 111)</p> <p> </p>
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S04E10. Ruff
<p>Special Guests, HAB from The Couch Party Podcast (@Couch_Party), Tom from The Drunken Dork Podcast (@thedrunkendork), and TRB from The Retail Rant (@The_Retail_Rant)!!!!! The Girl with the Pac-Man Tattoo/ Sir Dude/ That Gatorade Bottle Story/ TRB’s Roadside Bathroom story/ Tommy is Venom/ Emergency Napkins/ Louie the Dog/ #LearnFromLouie/ Technical Difficulties and Stories Derailing/ Women are T-shirt tags/ No shorts on stage/ Poems by Pablo Neruda/ More online dating misdaventures/ Wooing an online date via dog puns</p>
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S04E09. Secret Pay Phone Party
<p>Nobody goes home to sleep/ President The Rock/ Tommy has a problem with Stone Cold Steve Austin/ Home Improvement History/ Delivering on our promises/ Pay Phones/ The first CD that you ever bought was/ Doing the Bartman and The Urkel/ Those Verve Pipe lyrics/ sending a Tinder message/Randy plan to frame Tommy/ Tommy the Prison Clown/ Online dating is like a RPG/ Belly buttons are a weird thing/ Autocorrect/ Is It Normal?/ RIP Merle Haggard/ TV Emotions/ Finders Keepers/ Growing up Helicopter/ Saving a stranger from drowning for $6 billion/ Baywatch talk</p>
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S04E08. The Prune Prowl
<p>A significant loss/ Whopper McHambone/ The Tommy Thompson Soundboard/ Tommy’s dog died 20 years ago/ That kid that always got run over/ Ecstatic Gazelles/ The Prune Prowl/ JDate/ The Perfect Beard/ Those oversized sunglasses that these girls wear/ The Walking Dead Season Finale/ Pee Pee Pants City/ Urine Lad/ Celebrity Walking Dead/ Requiem for a Dream/ Nexterine/ Online dating profile pics/ The Helen of Troy of Match/ Mom Bombs/ The Shotgun Marriage App/ Swipe City, USA/ Tommy meets a prostitute/ The missing part of the story about the time Tommy met Kid Rock/ Shout-outs: The Mr. BS Show (@themrbsshow), Now That I’m Older (@ImOlderPC), Let’s Get Drunk and Talk Comics (@drunkcomicsfans) (Episode 108)</p>
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S04E04. Bumble Bomber
<p>Super Mario Analysis/ Cooties/ Jackson Galaxy/ Tommy’s a Semi-Pro/ Carnival Weight Guessers/ Dirty Dez/ Picking your Top 3 Stand-up Comedians/ That time that Randy saw Jerry Seinfeld/ Randy sees his doppelgänger/ Louie CK/ Being over The Walking Dead/ Randy joins Bumble (Episode 104)</p>
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S04E03. K
<p>Deer/ The Amish Church of Tommy/ Twittel/ Chuckle Soup for the Comedian's Soul/ Tommy ruins a child for life/ Does Tommy have a tail?/ A surprise online dating profile/ Attack Falcon/ A trip/ What happened with the voice message from last week?/ Blowdog sniffs around again/ Using wow in conversations/ The Regular World 16: You Haz Conversations/ No BS/ Online dating jobber/ Dull But Pretty</p>
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S04E02. Hot Wheels McCraw
<p>Combine McGee/ Coffee-nated/ People with more tattoos have better immune systems/ Stitches Get Snitches/ Showing up 1st at a party/Randy wants to invent a new online dating app/ What would John Cusak do?/ Remixing online dating techniques/ Standing Out/ Tommy wants to give Randy a makeover/ Facial Hair Song/ Finding your online dating voice/ Fit to Fat to Fit/ Randy finds a new (and creative?) way to message women on online dating sites/ Cringe?/ The Greyskulls/ Tom Hanks is something/ Madonna songs/ The Message (Episode 102)</p>
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S04E01. The Big Rip
<p>The Chronicles of Redic/ Julia Stools/ St. Spuds Mackenzie Day/ Murder Babies/ What happened with 97%/ Counting Crows makes Tommy cry/ Study tells you when you can fart in front of your significant other/Yahoo Answers/ Little Piglet/ Jobs for idiots/Aficionado/ Tommy is Moneyball fat (Episode 101)</p>
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100. The Uncomfortable Silence Troll
<p>EPISODE 100/ Seattle Amanda/ A handfew/ TRB has a serious voice/ Mouth Hugs/ Weird Tommy returns/ Randy has a fit/ More Grampy Jim wisdom/ A very special episode of Fuller House is written/ Chap Stick/ Secrets are told/ HORSESHOES/ Proof that Delaware exists/ Captain America: Civil War trailer and Spider-Man/ That TMNT cartoon that you forgot about/ We write a Hallmark movie/ Big Nose Ben With His Bright Blue Jacket/ Randy's favorite memory of Tommy/ what happened with Snake Eyes, Dirty Diana, and 97%?/ The Regular World 14: Randy is going to get a restraining order/That time Tommy almost got abducted by an alien as a child/The End</p>
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99. Type Monkey, Type
<p>The Way All Men Should Walk/ Cool Kids Jeans/ John Wayne doesn’t care for quitters/ The new Ghostbusters trailer/ Slimer was once a living man/ Tommy likes My Girl more than Ghostbusters/ TRB (@The_Retail_Rant) from The Retail Rant podcast!/ Tommy's pee pants/ Tommy's super hero power/ Beethoven/ What happened with the girl from last week?/ menage a nothing/ Snake Eyes 3: The Revenge/ The Regular World 13: The Return of The Return of Snake Eyes/ The Great One's words/ Skinny Guy in a fat man's hat/ Hillary the Clinton/ Tommy's  5 year old haircut/ Senator Tommy/ WTF with Mark Maroon/ The Riding Coattails Comedy Tour/ Most random place you’ve fallen asleep drunk/ The Return of Dirty Diana</p>
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98. Tinderella
<p>Optimism Prime/Tommy's new outlook on life/ Pen Names/ How ballas do/ Tommy gives a history lesson/ Norwegian Woman Hangs Used Condom Collection On Her Wall/ Tommy has a girlfriend in The Regular World/ Seattle Amanda (@mandasaures_rex) calls in for online dating advice and calls Randy "Beige Curtains"/ Cute Picture Ratios/ You’re not Jess from New Girl/ What Would Your Mortal Kombat finisher Be?/ Randy has a talking brain like Krang/ Randy has cracked the online dating code/ Randy’s solid closer/ Mystery and The Pick-up Artist/ "I do know these groups of young magicians"/ The NEW Randy/ Tommy ruins a girl’s spring break/ Amanda gets attacked by Eddie Vedder/Listen to the Rise and Fall of an Arrogant Man in Real Time</p>
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97. Livin' On A Pear
<p>Special Guest, Tom (@thedrunkendork) from The Drunken Dork Podcast! / The Shakira Virus/ What a lover Macgyver must’ve been/ Batman v. Macgyver/ TomCoe Tuesdays/ Bill Hicks/ The Worst Idea of All Time podcast/ Thumb fetishes/ Pears/ Panty vending machines/ Offending people on Twitter/ Beejers/ THE TRIVIA CONTEST TO CROWN, KING DORK/ Aunt May tentacle porn/ Explaining Deadpool to someone who knows nothing about comics/ Deathpools/ Ambush Bug?/ More online dating talk/ Mrs Ed, swimming with the dolphins/ These Mellencamps/ The Toms try to help Randy get a date/Party Lines</p>
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96. A Desperate Valentine
<p>Big news, huge news/ Bananas/ Ranty. B from The Retail Rant podcast (@The_Retail_Rant)/ The Cartoon Rant/ The Regular World 10: Laugh Hard, Play Hard/Armchair Producer Update/Being a hero/ Sidebar!/ Beauty and the Ghoul/ Missed Connections/ Feet are gross/Male Enhancement Coach/ Randy's Tony Stark/ @DosBrosRadio/ Tommy, the video game villain/ Miserable Addiction Slave/ Stanley Pubrick @pubealert/More online dating/ Some people search for Jet Li/ Shakespeare on OK Cupid/ kids</p> <p> </p> <p>Accessorygeeks.com! Go visit them! They are the place to go for all of your geeky technology needs. If you enter in the promo code: party5, you can get 13% off your order. BONUS: Free shipping always</p>
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95. Daniel Radcliffe's Farting Corpse Movie
<p>Bad Audio Quality. Deal With It!/ Car Ride/ Tommy, the Human Mic Stand/ Kids toys from movies in the ‘80s/ The Punisher's back/ Flint, Michigan's other important issue/Daniel Radcliffe's Farting Corpse Movie, Swiss Army Man/ The movie, The Lobster/ Hey, Girl. Hey/ More online dating/ Miss Elizabeth/ Randy might be getting Catfished/ Wrestling/ The End of Real Life Was The End of Mick Foley/ The Highest grossing movie in China, Monster Hunter/ The Regular World 9: Tommy Doesn’t Know/The night Kevin Nash almost killed Randy/ Stripparaoke = stripping + karaoke</p>
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94. Get Back Here, Millard Fillmore
<p>Kids named after presidents/ Tinder swipes/ Super Like/ Randy's ugly face/ Self Esteem vampire/ my girlfriend has skills/ Living to be 117/ the Water Crisis in Flint, Michigan/ the Flint River/ Cher donates water to Flint/ Michael Moore and his Time magazine article</p> <p> </p> <p>Accessorygeeks.com! Go visit them! They are the place to go for all of your geeky technology needs. If you enter in the promo code: party5, you can get 13% off your order. BONUS: Free shipping always</p>
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93. The Return of Snake Eyes
<p>The Gum Factor/ The Urban Legend of Tommy/ Updates in Online Dating Misadventures/ Tommy trumps a headliner/ A resolution to the hot one-smart one dilemma/ The story of Dirty Diana/ A go fund me account from Randy's romantic life/ The Ballad of Snake Eyes/ 97%/ Tommy fails to help out/ The Regular World 7: Experience This/ Swiping/ Tinder</p> <p> </p> <p>Accessorygeeks.com! Go visit them! They are the place to go for all of your geeky technology needs. If you enter in the promo code: party5, you can get 13% off your order. BONUS: Free shipping always</p>
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PT2. Quivering Skullet
<p>The Popcorn Trick: Plot holes in Star Wars + SPOILERS/ Bennedict Cumberbatch as Dr. Strange/ Recycled Actors/ Guns N Roses reunites with Slash/ Rest in Peace, Lemmy/ Our 10 favorite movies of 2015/ The Rock/ The bathroom habits of The Walking Dead/ Paul won’t see Ant Man/ Making a Murderer on Netflix</p>
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92.5 The band, The Band
<p>A Compilation of some of our “best” bits/ Superman’s Super Senses/ Wonder Woman’s Invisible Jet/ we talked about online dating YEARS ago/ Writing a Nicholas Sparks movie/ Randy's death embarrassment/ iBola/ Tommy Meets Kid Rock/ Randy almost meets Brian Posehn/ Centaur droppings/ Tommy takes the "How British Are You?" Quiz/ A Girl Named Ka/ A Stolen Soul</p> <p> </p> <p>ALSO: Head over to accessorygeeks.com and enter in the promo code "party5" to get 13%! They have high quality, customizable phone cases for your Androids and iPhones, plus other essentials like ear buds and bluetooth speaker. As always, they provide FREE shipping!!</p>
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92. Loot
<p> </p> <p>Singing to yourself/ Top Dog Randy/ A DECEMBER RAINBOW/ Facebook Wars/ Producer Fight/ Donald Trump vs. Vince McMahon at Wrestlemania: hair vs. hair match/ What happened with Sunshine Whiskey and Gold Diggins?/ The Brady Bunch/ That Puberty Moment/ Tommy hates Star Wars and has never even seen it/ Impromptu Guest: Ranty B from The Retail Rant podcast/ Anti-social media/An online dating conundrum. Personality vs. The Hot Thing/ Missed Connections/Tommy leaves a date/ Suede-headed/Howard Stern/A Nice Pair of Blurs/ The Chewing Straw Diet/The Regular World 6</p> <p> </p> <p>Shoutouts: The Retail Rant (@The_Retail_Rant), Podern Family (@podernfamily), Classy Little Podcast (@Classy_Podcast), The Irreverent Rantings Podcast (@IrreverentRant), This Is a Podcast (@Thisisa_podcast)</p> <p> </p> <p>ALSO: Head over to accessorygeeks.com and enter in the promo code "party5" to get 13%! They have high quality, customizable phone cases for your Androids and iPhones, plus other essentials like ear buds and bluetooth speaker. As always, they provide FREE shipping!!</p>
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91. “The Sparkling Grape Juice and Goat Cheese Hour”
<p>Fuel for the Soul/ Tommy's on Couch Party and The Retail Rant podcasts/ Kids on Leashes/ Macho Man Randy Savage/ Dolphin on Toast/British Man eats a dead dolphin for Christmas/ Miley Cyrus/ All Craigs have ill Intentions/ Borat on Jimmy Kimmel/ Bill Flip-Cellphone/ More adventures in online dating/ Pet Peeves/ Lolo, The One Who Got Away/ Ok Cupid/ Win-Loss Record/ Snooty and The Wish/ Introducing Sunshine Whiskey and Gold Diggins/ Double Duty/ Fur Babies/ Gradening/ The Legion of Doom/ The Irreverent Rantings podcast (@IrreverentRant)</p>
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90. The Regular World 3: Horse Teeth and Apples
<p>SPECIAL GUEST, TRB FROM THE RETAIL RANT PODCAST: LONG SHOW/ The Deadman's Liquor/ Lil Jon's words/ Lyrics Song/ Tommy's birthday/ American Ultra and Daffy Duck/ TRB is a master impressionist/ Zimbabwe's Mr Ugly Contest/ Flint, Michigan/ MouseMingle/ Tommy got bullied as an adult/ Gym etiquette and Dino Bravo/ Updates on online dating and Blowdog/ The Unintended Consequences of putting it all out there/ Sexy is Way Gone/ Further online dating adventures/ Is it Creepy or is it Romantic?/Mrs. Ed/ Lolo, The One Who Got Away/ TRB's Tom Brokaw/ Rob Liefeld/ We learn about Scott Weiland’s passing live on the show/ TRB met Dave Grohl/ Yoda is a green monster</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>Still need to finish your Christmas shopping? Use promo code "party5" at http://accessorygeeks.com for 13% off everything! Free shipping!</p>
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89. Blowdog
<p>Yo Mama/ Tommy brags/ Broken Uterus/ Condom emoji/An Update on Snake Eyes/ Seattle Amanda joins the show/ Mulders/ The levels of the nerd kingdom/ Dark Auras/ Beige Curtains/Charming butterfly/ Mickey Trammel/ Yahoo Answers/ Homework Assignment</p>
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88. Mrs Doubtfighter
<p>Bizarro Tooth Fairy/ Ranty B and The Retail Rant podcast/ An unexpected adventure/ the saga of Operation: Snake Eyes begins/ Emo Alvin & The Chipmunks/ We watch things (Anthony Jeselnick: Thoughts and Prayers, Finders Keepers)/ Friday the 13th/ A fighting game we’d like to see</p>
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87. Brian, The Meme That Walks Like A Man
<p>Rowdy Roddy Piper's Sleeper Hold/ People Shouldn't Fly/ The 5-Mile High Club/ Looking Pensive/ Movers and Shakers/ No More Horror Movie Icons/ Freddy Krueger/ Movie Talk: It Follows, Crimson Peak, Knock Knock/ Miley Cyrus Nude Concert/ Tommy has never heard of Supergirl/ Tommy's bar fight/ The Most Dangerous Animal/ The Walking Dead (spoiler alert) died?</p>
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86. Live Nude Trees
<p>Adulting/ Seeing the leaves change colors/ The awkwardness of funerals and making Tommy uncomfortable/ the average person/ Swedish kids show makes song with dancing tampons/ Playboy loses the nudes/ Tommy rages against the Internet/ Randy tweets at the wrong John Goodman/ Randy fails at girls/ Missed Connections</p>
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85. Clavicle Up
<p>This week: Adult Haunted Houses/ Ghosts aren't scary these days/ It's too easy to take a selfie/ Nasally voices/ Hunter fends off bear by shoving his arm down its throat/ Rating people on the Peeple app/ Donald Trump vs. Keith Richards vs. Montgomery Burns/ Colonel Sanders meets The Flash/ The Maxi-Pad Bandit/ Yahoo Answers/ Missed Connections</p>
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84. Ninth Place
<p>Staff Sergeant/ Tommy’s weird on coffee/ Charlie Brown analysis/ Iron Will and Cool Runnings/ the Prince of Podcasts/ Tommy’s Ghostly Dog/ Is Tommy the Best IN the Midwest/ Dating advice: does the guy always pay?/Bob Dylan speaks/Tommy SPOILS The Visit/ Erase your life/ Tommy doesn’t know how things work/Bored with Netflix/ People Make People/ Lady Zaza/Catastrophe/I have this pill joke/Portly</p>
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PT1. Honky Kong
<p style="margin: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-family: Helvetica;">THE TOP 15 BEST MOVIE SOUNDTRACK SONGS IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD EVER/The Popcorn Trick/3-star/ CREED and the continuation of Rocky/ the problems with the Rocky timeline/ Godzilla vs. King Kong/superhero movies/ Paul hates Guardians of the Galaxy/Demolition vs. The Lobster/ The Challenge/ Soundtrack Soungs</p> <p style="margin: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-family: Helvetica;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-family: Helvetica;">Intro "Gangsta" - Bushwalla</p>
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83. STOP! Gun Leg.
<p>WEIRD SHOW. <span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 12px;">Netflix and Chill/ Washington gives birth to hip things/ Randy’s Gun Leg/ Podcast showdown/ Tommy’s day of responsibility/ Chicken/ VMAs/ Caitlyn/ Tommy’s transgender name/ Hamsters in the Military/ Miley Fan ‘Cast/ Isolated vocals/ People watch Netflix/ Special Guest: Arnold/ Stephen Colbert/ New patron saint of MRS/ Contest to win Tommy’s flip phone/</span><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 12px;"> Tommy argues with Conan the Destroyer</span></p>
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82. Who Caresses a Forearm?
<p style="margin: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-family: Helvetica;">Scratch off ticket/ Beaver tails/ eating Mr Ed/ Scenario/ Meeting the dad/ Best in the Midwest/ Pooductivity/ It Never Stops/ Playing with people’s hair/ Rattlesnake selfie/bear beer snob/ the incident</p>
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81. An E-Laughing Fossil
<p style="margin: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-family: Helvetica;">Mysterious Wigwam and the trash collector man/ Do people have memories?/YouTube channels/ Bee Mouth/ Breathe Responsibly/ The Notebook: The TV Series/ KFC Memories Bucket/ Cull the sharks/ Sharks with Vendettas/Tommy reviews Pixels/ I am Chris Farley/ Haha vs LOL/ Cyborg Activism/ Tommy doesn’t know what a reboot is/ 1989 bad/ Man goes on vacation, becomes goat. UPDATE/Adam Sandberger</p>
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80. These Mellencamps
<p style="margin: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-family: Helvetica;">The Man Who Laughs/ Mr. Church/ “Backpedaling” Thompson/ More on The Taste Buds/ Tommy saw Bryan Adams/ A new app/ Mother-in-law/ These baby stares/ Tommy has trouble with Ralph Fiennes/ The Hollywood Howdy/ The ‘80s Club/Tommy’s Home for Wayward Lads and Lassies/ More Roadhouse talk/Hulk Hogan is a racist/ The Ballad of The Traveling Hairdresser/ These kids and their slang/THE MOST EMBARRASSING STORY EVER TOLD/ The Book of The Ends/ State Shaming</p>
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79. Group of Eels
<p>This week: Energy drink insanity/ Tommy's hair/ white shirts/ Tommykaze/ long walks along the beach/ weird sights in Portland/ horse relations/ and much much more</p>
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78. The Taste Buds
<p style="margin: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-family: Helvetica;">This week: Monster Trucks and Free Beer/ Parking Cars/ 10 Whacks/ the desecration of a Big Boy bathroom/ The Wonder Years discussion/ Public Restrooms/ Gay Marriage/Yahoo Answers/ The Passion for Potatoes/ Tommy tries to say Sphinx/ Food Network Famous/ Colds/ Dud Goodwin/ The Beat Pole</p>
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77. Buy a Woodchuck
<p style="margin: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-family: Helvetica;">Gods of pod/ twisters/ More Grampy Jim wisdom/ Finger Lakes/ Other People's Cooking/Barely Towns/ No Future for a Fetus/ Creating Band Names/ Other People's Podcasts/ Spiritual Damage/ Demon Cart/Off Brand Sodas/ Magic Carpet Rides/ Friendly Sharks/ Deadly Cows/ Skinny Jeans</p>
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76. God Paul the Paul God
<p style="margin: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-family: Helvetica;">Paulie Walnuts/ These Tattoos/ The Inked One/ Tommy's Garlic/Jobs/ A metaphorical reading of Green Eggs and Ham/ Stormy/ Judgemental Search Engine/ Super Mario analysis/ Counting Russell Crowes/ Flower Paul/ Does Jay-Z use coupons/ Earl Dibbles/ church signs/ MORE.</p>
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75. The Absolute Sadness
<p><span style="font-size: 10pt;">recorded while driving/ Last Comic Standing's Dave Landau/ All Black Everything/ Mom's spaghetti/ umbiliica cords/ outties/ the Semi Gang/t<span style="font-family: Helvetica;">he most offensive word/ the saddest woman in the world/ the eye doctor/ Bad Blood Pressure/ Fed Up/ Rims/ Pregnant hands</span></span></p>
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74. Zack with an Edge
<p><span style="font-size: 10pt;">This is a short LOST EPISODE. What a treat. Not a great first listen. Go listen to the last episode, if you haven’t. Then come back and listen to this one! </span></p> <p> </p> <p><span style="font-size: 10pt;">Scheming Tommy/ Nefarious Nosferatu /Randy impersonates Bruce Springsteen/ Faking your death/ John Doerr/ Vin Diesel/ Superfudge/ babality/ One Direction sadness</span></p>
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73. S'More Baby
<p style="margin: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-family: Helvetica;">BIG SHOW. A scholar is born/These bonfires/sultry sad songs/year 3/The Quest for Morbidly/Grampy Jim Wisdom/Tommy lies about surfing/Sexy Red Hairs, what are those?/Molly Ringworm/The Tree Ginger/Montage of Heck/Tommy plays a game/Tommy Was./Urinal Conversation Etiquette/Middle Blue/Bar Fights/Giggles the Pig for Mayor/Pig Pen/Subway DNA/The Humburglar/ AND SO MUCH MORE. OMG.</p> <p style="margin: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-family: Helvetica;"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-family: Helvetica;"> </p>
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72. Diagnosis: Above It All
<p>Raising the status/ The Patron Saint of MRS/ Night Thoughts About Sam Smith/ Alex P. Hairgel and the Fear of Cheese/ Femininja/ Tim Burton's Dumbo/ Roar/ 50 Shades of Grey/ The Worst Script/ Tommy Loves The Bachelor/ Will Smith vs. Tom Hanks/ The Longest Ride/ Tongue Sight</p>
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71. A Tremendous Weird 3rd Eye
<p>This week: So real/Larrys/Decadent/Don't Judge Me, Bro/PB & JC/Tommy features for Last Comic Standing's Dave Landau/SI Swimsuit issue/SNL 40</p>
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70. The Earthworm of Love
<p>Mumbles and Such/ gas station antics/Bev/ Word to the Y/ Fully Bev/ Macho Man walks into a gas station/ Hulk Hogan fanny pack/ Tommy's on tour/ Bob Dylan farts/ that time Tommy met Kid Rock/ a real strong brow/ we are fish/ Jupiter's Uranus/ Sky Sharks/ playing dodgeball with Jesus/ Christian Mingle: the Movie/ Bill/ Guys with ponytails/ The Love Walrus/ female Ghostbusters/ The push for 75</p>
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69. Party Possession 2: The Boogie Down
<p>Snarknado/ Tommy's breast/ A Very Dr. Doom Christmas/ These movie titles these days/ The Bachelor/ Whiplash/ This German drummer kid/ Mac Sabbath/ Dance Party Dreams/ The Scrabble Squad/ The First Rule of Jeff Healey/ Tommy stays in a haunted house/ toe scrape</p>
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68. The Woofs of Wall Street
<p>This week: Randy's stolen soul/ Lumbersexuals/ Once in a Great Moon/ Snake Proof Suit/ Bear Selfies/ The Man who was a Platypus/ More nonsense and tomfoolery</p>
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67. iBola
<p>Tommy's empowerment jeans/ the worst driver's license pic/ Getting recruited to be a Scientologist/ Randy's celebrity encounter/ Ebola/ clown sharks/ stealing the Batmobile/ All About That Bass/ Clyde Ghost/ Laugh changes</p>
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66. The Girl with the Kodiak Eyes
<p>A new episode?! This time: whistle skills/ The Pancake Saloon/ Wolf Whistle/ Tommy hearts One Direction/ Sigmund the Caterpillar/ first drinks/ Oversized glasses/ The Bagged Salad Incident/ The Lion Incident/ Tommy rambles on about the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge/ Whoa: the TV show/ more.</p>
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65. Sloppy Joe Collins
<p>This week: TOMMY MEETS KID ROCK/ The Paper Towel Dispenser Dilemma/ What if you could use the Conta code to give yourself 30 lives/ Some gentle soul/ Tommy the 8th grade bully/ Sloppy Joe Collins/ Camp Buddies/ Dr. Seuss, gangster rapper/ Yahoo Answers</p>
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64. Throat Solanges
<p>This week: The Legend of Waldo/ Jay-Z/ Jonathan Livingston Seagull talk/ Tommy raps like Jay-Z/ Tyler Perry's The Bible/ The Art of Tim Allen's grunt</p>
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63. Jack the Pickled
<p>This time: Antisocial Randy/ Rumpology, the study of rumps/ stupid songs/ Boston accents/ afterlife fights/ Jack Nicholson/ spelling bee fiasco/ The beemaster/ Kenny Loggins vs Eddie Money/ foreign movie titles/ Captains Planet and power</p>
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62. Foolish Pride!
<p>This week: Glock Winchester III/ Tommy rambles about crime and stuff/ Ice cream cone life lessons/ Greybeard/ Isn't Heisenberg a balloon?/ McD's receipt tattoo/ a very strict artist/ animal things/ Cheap Thrills</p>
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61. Young Drywall the Chameleon
<p>This week: Adele Dazeem/ The Oscars/Zombeavers/Zombassist/ Charlie Brown and Snoopy grow up/ Bobbing for trout/ Soylent Green is celebrities/ Eating your favorite celebrities/ Snowball, the living dead man/ National clown shortage/ Kurt Cobain's crying statue/ beard transplants and hipsters/ perverted America/ The Jacuzzi Floozies/ Tommy thinks Jennifer Lawrence is weird looking.</p> <p>Download and tell a friend to do the same!</p>
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60. Selfie steem
<p>A romantic Valentine's Day episode or something. To celebrate, Tommy and Randy write a Nicholas Sparks movie. Also: the three stages of drunk/ Robert Redford hair and concern lines/ Lex Luthor is not Lex Luger/ Tommy's drunk/ The sex life of Ron McDon/ Sweden's dirty Big Mac tactics/ A woman named Sexy/ the selfie causes the collapse of a country/ Tommy's romantic or something. Download and leave us a review on iTunes!</p>
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59. Warrior Poets
<p>This week: Yahoo answers/ chew tobacco, chew tobacco, spit/ magic banana lights/ the return of Zombees/ freezer babies/ unnecessarily graphic/ check out my deltoids/ choose your own adventure podcast/ The Pizza Chronicles/ Mario is a furry/ a big career in show</p>
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58. Contra Kidney Exchange
<p>This is a "Best of" deal. "Greatest Hits," if you will, of selected episodes. Featuring reheated leftovers from episodes 34, 42, 45, 48, and 49. Topics include: Ham tramp stamps, I Adolph your plate, Horseman Baby, H2Oh Hell No, Dela-where?, The Toast Store, Pitbulls, Contra Kidney Exchange, Useless Luigi, Operation fan fiction and Don't touch ET. </p>
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57. Bathroom Slow Jamz
<p>This week: Bathroom etiquette/ Car and Driver/ Extreme Ironing/ Iceland facts/ Free Willy theme song/ skinny jeans/ the Tongue Twister Meister/ Teacher Torture Machines/ Stupid baby names</p>
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56. Must Love Sheep
<p>This week: Tommy's short story book/ we react to the Reaction Podcast's reaction to us/ Wikifeet/ Ghost in the Cheerios/ Cereal reincarnation/ Randy's death embarrassment/ King Hippo's modesty/ Repressed video game swearing/ Yahoo answers/ Scooby-Dum/ the inflation of the 12 days of Christmas/ how romantic</p>
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55. Magnificent Pig
<p style="margin: 0px; font-size: 12px; font-family: Helvetica;">Guess who’s back?/ Tommy tries to tell jokes/ analyzing Charlotte’s Web/ Superman’s crazy taste buds/ Krypto the superdog/ half-rock groups/ Thanksgiving’s new mascot/ fart filtering underwear/ Yahoo answers/ Randy’s traumatic kindergarten story/ squats for subway/Middle finger statue aimed at your ex-wife</p>
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54. Swim, Tan, and Plankton
<p>Cimmaron LaMichaelson/ Butterfly into caterpillar/ society of potato heads/ gun permits for the blind/ whales tan, too/ #ERfollies/ Earth is a Hot Pocket/ Holocaust: the video game/ I'm a good point/ Mike Tyson plays Punch Out!!/ John Lennon's Tooth</p> <p></p> <p>Leave us a review on iTunes!!!!</p>
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53. The Strap-On Bandit
<p>Movie festivals/ MEWvies/ Movie Boat/ Kiss my butt for $200/ Love notes/ A lady has hair that's 55 feet long/ RoboThespian/ World Toilet Day/ Jet packs/ Pepsi-flavored Cheetos/ Lose weight by breathing/ Yahoo Answers/ Unicorn Man/ important questions/ drive-in sex boxes</p>
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52. Bigfootsies
<p>This week: a woman dislocates her jaw eating a burger/ Lion-dog/ yeastiality/ telepathy with a rat/ Megadeth impressions/ the Harvard Dave Mustaines/ Facebook makes you sad/Rock bottom is wearing hand-me-down sweat pants</p>
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51. Le Royale Baby with Cheese
<p>The Sticks and Stones Defense/ National Hot Dog Day/ Tommy's good story/ Woman brings horse into McD's/ Horseists/ Letters to prevent gun violence/ Stay classy, Rolling Stone/ Shark wrestling/ Aquaman street fight/ Melvin, the loneliest whale in the world/ Dolphins have names like Bjorndorph/ Yahoo Answers</p>
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50. Pirahnacane
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica;">Winkleman/ Sharknado/ Can I Sharknado happen?/ corpse flower/ Google Glass for dogs/ singing is as healthy as yoga/ Penmanship is a sexist word/ Wasted and tipsy/ yarn bombing/ Mr Rogers vs. Bill Cosby/ Put your shirt on</p>
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49. Abs
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica;">Joey Chestnut/ Yahoo Answers: Pitbulls and warp tours/ The Expendables/ Ivan Drago's piggy back ride/ Rocky villians/ Extinct Ethels and Endangered Ednas/ Kid sells his kidney to clear his video game debt/ Contra Kidney Exchange/ The Buttercream Gang/Favorite Mario suits/BEWBIES/Beer is good for the heart!/ WebMD is not your friend/ I Adolph your plate/ The One Where Rachel Ate McDonald's/ Weekly rants: bluetooth and Fitness magazines</p> <div></div>
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48. H2Oh, Hell No
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Light';">This week on the show: we provide facts/ discuss a squirrel rebellion/ spirit animals/ From Yahweh to Yahoo/ The Toast Store/ Goodburger/ tattoos on the lower back = promiscuous?/ bottled water for women/ jobs for pretty people/ $20,000 worth of shrimp/ Eyebrow transplants/ the problem with ET</p> <div></div>
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47. The One We Do Not Speak Of
<p>In which Randy is slowly losing his mind. We also talk about McDonald's "Mega Potato" released in Japan, dolphin-assisted births, and drop the bombshell that we're just a nation of ugs. Also, SHARKNADO, Hillary Clinton: the movie, a woman who was ran over 3 times by her own car, MMMhops, and the Mt. Everest traffic jam. Plus, that time Tommy scored a touchdown.</p>
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46. Suicide Pie
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica;">The Mr. T Commandments/ Netflix Adultery/ Venezuela needs toilet paper/ Bath salts "zombie" victim update/ Pedal Pubs/ The steepest hill of death/ Ohio is rude/ Powerball ticket fail/ Mike Tyson Mysteries/ The Story of Glass Joe/ The Flaming Ron/ the pollen tsunami/ pregnancy frogs/ banana</p>
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45. ...In a Hippo's Mouth
<p>Iron Man 3/ Goots my hoot/ Great Gatsby (IN 3D) speculation/ Tommy and Randy arm wrestle/ time passes slowly in a hippo's mouth/ King Hippo was a formidable foe/ Carly Rae Jepsen prom date/ TweetPee/ hypnosis for bigger boobs/ the perils of Fall Out Boy concerts/ Guitars = girls/ My Little Pony vs. Care Bears/ Equestria Girls/ Where do mascots go when they die?/ Saved by the Bell continuity/ Banned names in New Zealand</p>
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44. Bob Marley Banana
<p>This week: Go fly a kite/ Tommy gets hit on by a guy/ Jason Collins/ In-flight flirting/ the great shorts debate/ Florida man with a foot fetish/ Ponytail zip line/ Hands off/ Man loses life savings at the carnival/ Buddy Cup/ The Washington Redtails/ The Saddest Day in 5 years</p>
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43. A Man Named Pad
<p>This week: The Joy of Community College/ Hamburger University/ The Best TV Theme Song Ever/ Tommy is a Belieber and calls Anne Frank ugly/ Under the influence of "drum and bass"/ Pad Gardner, the human sanitary napkin/ Eels/ space feces</p>
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42. Booty-ism
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica;">The resurrection of Tommy/ Operation fan fiction/ Facebook equal signs/ Facebook beat poetry/ Tommy never met a whale/ Dogfish/ Urban Tarzan/ Six Mix-A-Lot's Bootyism & Reincarnation/ Scratch-n-Sniff pot cards/ God smells/ the Human Billboard/ A hobo named Landfill/ The Abode of Chaos/ Supermodels have opinions/ The Ex/ Chad/ Does Delaware Exist?/ The Krang and Shredder Dinner Party/ Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Ralph Malph</p> <div></div>
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41. Hollowed Out Baby Dolphin Skulls
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica;">Randy's desolate life/ Coffee rage/ Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos and the hopes of America/ Bacon-shelled tacos and obese America/ Mediocre country vs. Mediocre rap/ Tommy defends Taylor Swift/ the #1 drink in America/ The Jason Voorhees of Dolphins/ Zipper accidents/ New members</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px;"></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica;">Outro: "Cake Boy" by Sir Mix-a-Lot</p>
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40. The Danza
<p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #777777; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">This week: Jumping the shark/ The Fonz is Mathew McCaonaughey/ Stallone vs. The Danza/ Tommy talks about The Bachelor and Bones/ Clearing your history/ Headstone sponsorship/ Farmer Death/ Living to be 150/ A boy named Rover/ the only 30 year old teenager in America/ Pee Pants/ Random movie chat/ Captain Spork/ Robin dies/ Krang/ Jennifer Love-Hewitt's $5 million boobs/ Donkey Kong for feminists</span></p>
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39. Gang of Thongs
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica;">The Time Tommy Almost Met Bob Seger/ National Cereal Day and cereal maps/ Tommy appreciates milk/ Smells Like Old Spice/ Lance Armstrong causes air pollution/ the myth of the Beer Goggles/ Will Smith's thug life/ Gun crotch/ Kissin' Octopi/ the hellwaters of Florida/ Sugardaddie.com, USA/ In the jungle, the mighty jungle/ Jesus up/ Cow licking/ Thong Bandit/ Yahoo answers/ Rapefruit/ Valentina</p>
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38. Ivan Ski Mask & Guam DeLuise
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica;">Buffalo head/ booty shakin'/ United States of Amammary/ MC Hammer rape whistle/  Google Glass/ the ultimate Facebook stalking tool/ Wearing Flippy Floppies with a Flippy Phlone/ Assault burrito/ Bullet in the oven/ Ski mask talk/ Burrito abuse/ Dead mice dropped on Guam/ One Million Moms hate talking pigs/ Tommy vetoes Randy's life/ Charlotte's Web talk/ Tommy loved New Kids on the Block/ Tommy and the Walrus doing the Locomotion/ Stolen porn alert</p>
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37. Undergarment Face
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica;">2nd episode this week. A quick and dirty one. Dumbo got drunk/ Deleting Myspace/ The politics of Myspace/ Facebook after death/ Panty Face/ Japan's weirdest hero/ Hentai Kamen/ Ratbot the bully</p>
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36. Last Friday in Norway
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica;">The buns are the ham/ Asteroids/ Adam Levine's zits/ Photgraph of S8er Boi/ Iceland wants to ban all the fun/ Guppies like hotties/ Fish stoned on pill pollution/ Skeletor Jones/ Woman has the same song on repeat in her head for 3 years/ The Climb vs. Purple Rain/ Mississippi abolishes slavery/ Florida man bites a police car/ Krispy Kreme chase/ Fart studies/ Fanta's tasty ad/ Rep Sue McClurkin thinks babies are organs/ Lisa Turtle/ Norway's version of TGIF/ Keeping it Kardashian-free/ the replacement stripper</p>
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35. With Great Power, Comes Great Hostility
<p>A quick and dirty episode! Adam Levine's scent/ When Spider-Man attacks/ THC University/ Cereal!/ Tommy milks a cow/ Erotic video games/ the truth about Ms. Pac-Man</p> <p>Intro: "Mickey Maos" by Halloween</p> <p>Leave us a review on iTunes!</p> <p></p>
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34. More Soda Popinski, Less Ivan Drago
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica;">The holy angel of Old Spice/ God is Rain Man/ .300 batting average/ Kai, the hatchet wielding hitchhiker/ Love Gone Wild/ Horseman baby/ The Woman with the Face tattoo/ Monopoly controversy/ Flipper the cat/ Amusement park where Osama bin Laden was killed/ the Intimacy dress/ Vodka monument/ Ugly Wednesdays/ the Peanut Butter Podcast/ Interrupting Psychologist/ Kristin Wiig Rage/ Breastaurants/ Aporkalypse</p>
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33. The Burt Ward
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Light';">Favorite '80s vehicle from pop culture/ The politics of Back to the Future/ KITT = GPS/ Ecto Cooler and Slimer/ Planet Homebuddies/ Smack your BF up/ Condom size app/ German Cookie Monster/ Flamey, the burn ward mascot/ Human tails/ Science time with Tommy/ Hitler's toilet/ 4th grade cocaine science project/ Snowman gets lucky/ Another Armstrong cheated/ fluffy muff hat/ The Monks/ </p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Light';">Eating cat hair/ Skull and crossbones</p>
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32. Les Miserables Retail Slave
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Helvetica;"><span style="font: 12.0px Helvetica;">Bioprint some meat/ Drunk driving permits/ Courteous Lad/ </span>Michelangelo, Shaggy, Scooby have a party/ Phoenix Jones wants you!/ Death by boob/ Moisturizing jeans/ Yahoo Answers/ Slash Michael Gunn/ the polite vandal/ skin ring/ New Zealand hates cats/ Beyonce lip synched!</p>
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31. Grimace and Hamburglar Have Uzis
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica;">Hair is a lethal weapon/ The Vaportini/ Infidelity Phones/ Golden globes/ Deaf gangsta/ 18 Heads/ Kiss the rhino on the cheek/ …And you will know him by the trail Cheetos/ DNA spray/ Tommy's concern for life/ Megan Fox doesn't want to be a sex symbol/ the Robocop statue/ The Bathroom bandit/ find your sugar daddy/ An endangered species</p>
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30. I Like Cats, People Not Cat People
<p>New Year's Resolutions/ Sneaky cat plans a jailbreak/ Name list/ Oldest lifeguard in America/ Sharks/ Blind man's instagram account/ Virtual assassins/ Yahoo Answers/ Taco Bell Speedo/ Stupid Justin Beiber is stupid/ Giant squid</p>
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29. Jonah Hill and the Whale
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Arial;"><span style="font: 12.0px Helvetica;">The End of the World/ We live in the Matrix/ We're all figments of Psy's dream/ Scrambled Cinemax porn/ Ditto/ the Year of the Face Snack/ the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist/ Uncle </span>Jamiroquai/ Jesus comes back with a keen fashion sense/ a hotel shaped like an anus/ A Gerbil Named Dick/ poking the dolphin/ riding a dying whale/ Stolen driveway/ Yahoo Answers/ Mustache fingers/ gas station rage/ Horrible Holiday stories</p>
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28. Hug Your Diseases
<p>This week: People are the worst/ Jesus lacks text messaging skills/ Santa thinks you're a lumberjack/ Tommy tweaks out on coffee/ Pizza Hut perfume/ Hut bread/ Super Nintendo nostalgia/ 12-12-12/ Applez and Sauce/ Snortin' ashes/ below the line/ more Yahoo Answers/ Whacking Day/ Fully loaded meat/ Women are lie detectors</p>
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27. Twitter Johnson, Myspace Jones, Livejournal Harrison
<p>Tommy's senior citizen ghost/ Tommy's all grown up/ trading spirits for spirits/ A girl named Hashtag/ can you outlive the social media that you're named after/ 6 trillion texts and nothing said/ Olsen Twins pill bag/ more Yahoo answers are solved/ speaking in tongues/ mustache transplants</p>
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26. Quote, unquote Greatest Hits
<p>Listen to the some (but not all) of the best that two idiotic idiots have to offer. These are some of our favorite clips from episodes 1-21 of the show. Including an old recording of Tommy talking about his epic 21 bday. Also: Arsenio walks into a bar/ soul for sale/ Wonder Woman's invisble jet/ The Nacho Fiasco/ The Everybody Hates Us tour/ the power of Alex Trebek's mustache/ Porky Pigging it/ Fantasy Slut League/ gothic/ half cocked/ Tommy rages against The Notebook/ Tommy's bff Bob Dylan/ Randy writes a Nick Sparks novel/ off the wagon/ Kenny Loggins' music vault/ the man who lived with goats/ Beware of Pac-Man/ ghosts like pie/ tennis grunting/ Dr. Um/ Disney rock stars/ A girl named Ka/ Costner rage/ hugs/ Tommy's ladies/Tommy's 21st</p>
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25. My Girlfriend is Aquaman
<p>Come celebrate our 25th episode! This week: <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Light'; font-size: 12px;">Back to school/ HIV Muppets/ The whales won/ TWINKIES!!!/ Tommy witnesses a dance competition/ free Creed posters/ Who's the biggest celeb you've been around?/ Jerry Seinfeld stories/ Tommy cries/ We answer Yahoo's questions/ Catfish/ Literally/ Webbed hands/ Gun range lets you shoot at each other/ Girls named after seasons.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Light'; min-height: 14.0px;"></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Light';">Outro: 'The Opening Title Sequence' by Wale</p> <div></div>
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24. Priest Fights
<p>This week we talk about the Nascar royal rumble, Tommy knows Jeff Gordon, the breast feeding truck (THE MILK TRUCK), Robotic arms and fake skin, priests brawl, life lessons about porn, wild west duels, denim flip flops, people are dumb and Skyfall. </p>
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23. Negative Pheromones
<p>It's election night! <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Light'; font-size: 12px;">Two idiots talk about voting and politics/ LeVar Burton is at the end of the rainbow/ Worm Boy/ Cookie Monster is a python/ Dangerous cities/ turning 30/ Phone sex moms/ Michael J. Fox vs. Mathew Broderick in a steel cage death match/ Finding Krypton/ Corey and Topanga's happy accident/ Energy death drinks/ Chad Kroeger tales/ Just-in Beaver/ Finding Bigfoot in a blimp/ Your face is a highway. Leave us a review on iTunes!</span></p> <div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Light'; font-size: 12px;"><br /></span></div>
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22. Tommy's Tooth Moved
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px;"></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica;">Tommy's tooth moved/  the Hemmingway whiskey/ Spooktacular/ Wilfred Brimley let the dogs out/ Naming hurricanes/ Taylor Swift talk/ The emotional pain of 5 Star notebooks/ Problems with horrible grammar/ Updating the Wendy's logo/ Russell Crowe is Noah and has an ark/ Arnold is Conan again/ The Girlfriend Body Pillow/ Marijuana lollipops/ Airbourne sharks/ Jabberjaws/ Vagina tombstones/ T.P. and forking/ Toilet goalie and Toilet Motorcycles/ Sum 41 vs. Nickelback & Avril Lavigne</p>
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21. Rhode Island is Squatchy
<p>The Mayans and their calendar problems/ All Pumpkin Everything/ The Walking Dead/ Ron Jeremy Goes to Church/ Flammable sunscreen/ Lance Armstrong is a cheater/ the most expensive cocktail in the world/ McJordan BBQ sauce/ Fantasy Slut League/ the last Alanis Morissette fan/ Dave Coulier Stories/ Brain Amoeba/ Eating Cat/ Licking Toilet Seats/ Making a Nest/ Finding Bigfoot/ Snoop Lion (Dogg) and Hot Pockets + more</p>
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20. A Nefarious Dude
<p>Halloween costumes/ Do you shake Ron Jeremy's hand?/ Tommy smells like a cheap hooker/ Snoop Lion (Dogg) and his voting opinions/ Hulk Hogan's sex tape, brother/ Beer/ In Descent Proposal/ Wooly Mammoth/ Hobo Nick/ Growing up with Fred Durst/ Michigan Batman/ M & M bees/ Unique pair of cuff links/ Hands free and staff hookers/ Happy Columbus Day</p>
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19. Beating Heart Cockroach
<p>This week: Tommy's scared of lap dances, Ke$ha has sex with a ghost, Pigs gone wild, Danny Bonaduce gets bit in the face, Jesus was my Beiber, Bagel Heads, MSU professor freak out, Looper, Beard Beer, the cuddle shop, Man escapes jail through a food slot, and remote controlled cyborg cockroaches.</p>
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18. Don't Eat Andre the Giant
<p>This week: Green Day is in a rehab, Billie Joe Armstrong's meltdown. Chris Brown and neck tattoos. Ghosts like pie. Zom-bees. A fella who isn't master of his domain. Dr Um. Epic nurse fail. If it's good enough for Lance Armstrong. Eating Giants. Wednesday Night Alcohol Poisoning. </p>
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17. Poaching Ghost Meat
<p>This week: We replace "YOLO" and get America's take on Captain America, president. We mourn the passing of Hologram Tupac, hit the Supermanket and discuss the theory of tantric laughter. We ponder why Uncle Jesse got the shaft; Randy vs his arch nemesis, Kevin Costner; and, for some reason, the movie "Ghost." Leave us a review on iTunes!</p>
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16. Slush Mouth
<p>This week:  A red head named Ginger, the true meaning of labor day, Fat Albert, Tommy's off the wagon and Breaking Bad. Plus, we talk about potential jobs, Honey Boo Boo has a TV show. We share a slice of Americana, talk about boom anime babes, Tom Cruise's wife menu and the teacher of the year. Also, snugglef***s.</p>
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15. Like a Sir
<p>This week: Learn about the Businessman's Special, The Nacho Fiasco and The Kiss Cam Incident. We talk about Beached, Hollywood's last original idea, and valuable whale vomit. Plus, Republicans say the darndest things, Superman's ballin' Wonder Woman and Chad Kroeger/Avril maple leaf babies. Also, Neil Armstrong, cyclist. Randy writes a Nicholas Sparks movie. And we ask the hard hitting question: does Wonder Woman shave her legs?</p>
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14. Trap Doors & 3 Headed Dogs
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica;">Stealing home/ Update on a girl named Ka/ The banana/ The panic of Shark Week/ Sharktopus is a getaway machine/ The Odd Life of Timothy Green/ The heartbreak of Benji the Hunted/ The Desolate Wasteland of Delaware/ Toddler Fight Club/ Tommy's sober again (for 10 minutes)/ Hank Williams, Jr. vs. Obama/ Dueling Dave Mustaine impressions/ Tommy's going to rehab/ Paul Ryan vs. Rage Against the Machine/ Randy's Rolling Stone magazine rage/ Trap doors, Steel Gates, 3 Headed Dogs/ Carson Daly/ Classy Chick/ Osama role-playing. LEAVE US A REVIEW ON iTUNES!</p>
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13. Music Lived & Died in '86
<p>The worst drunken rendition of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song that you've ever heard// Garfield is a racist // Tommy's misadventures with Ka// Pepe Le Pew loves kitty// Were beavers// Tommy does the Carlton// cursive writing// the next president of the United States, Paul Ryan// Wreck-It Ralph// Awkward Hugs// If you fall, you'll land amongst the stars</p>
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12. Let's Go Apes**t
<p>So, Arsenio Hall walks into a bar.../ Derek Jeter is Minnie Mantlez/ A real life Jurassic Park?/ Saw: The Cruise/ Finding God thru boots to the face/ Randy and Tommy's Excellent Spring Break Adventure/ J. Go-Levs/ Marking your territory/ Randy drops beats/ Elton John vs. Madonna/ beefcakes = meatloaf/ Don Knots: Nazi Slaying Fish. </p>
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11. Porky Pigging It
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica;">This week Tommy drinks souls; The Dark Knight Rises is a commercial for something else; You should probably call Carly Rae Jepsen; Courtney Love has opinions; Dane Cook is a douche; Pole sports; KStew hates RPat; Sheep lovin'</p>
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10. Polish the Goofy
<p>Audio alert: one of the mics cuts out until the 7:20 mark. So if you wanna skip ahead, that's the place to start. This week: 40 hours of video gaming; the Man of Steel trailer, with 79% more Kevin Costner outrage; the man who lives with goats; Tommy's pal, Bob Dylan; we review Kreayshawn's "Go Hard (La.La.La.)"; RIP Sherman Helmsley; Sherman Helmsley, the singer; the Olympics; how not to be possessed by a demon; Pete Rose and Fred Willard - dirty old men; Kenny Chesney can get you shot; Snoop Lion; and Tommy begins his transformation into Pauly Shore. </p>
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9. I'm Not Holding No Bars
<p>Our first try drinking and recording this episode resulted in good stuff, but audio problems. Our second try resulted in decent stuff and a couple of drunks (one of us is drunker than the other, we'll let you decide which one that is). We talk about Grampy Jim's youthful tales, Serial huggers, more on the Miami face eater, and Marilyn Manson's uterus. Randy schools Tommy on the origin of Kin Kardashian. We review Green Day's new single, "Oh Love." When otters attack, shark bites, women in MMA, and Tommy is a thief. Feed me that face for that lunch I fed you.</p>
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8. My Job is Fighting Bowser
<p>This week: Tommy rages against Nicholas Sparks and The Notebook; Souls for sale on ebay; All cats are lost souls; why does Wonder Woman fly like that?; Why does Sebastian the crab want me to get to first base with Ariel?; Soula Coaster; Orange face and sunscreen pills; Dragon Slayer; Joey Chestnut eats a lot of meat; Plushies and Ted; Spider-Man; Justice League; Dave Grohl's drum sticks; Plus, trailer hitch testicles and boob headlights. Enjoy the show, tell a friend to download and leave us a review on iTunes.</p>
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7. You've Been Stung
<p>Not a great first listen. If this is your first time listening, go listen to Episode 3 or something. Due to audio difficulties and Randy's hangover, this episode is a bit of a mess and shorter than normal. These are a few things we talk about: Helen Keller is better than you / how Magic Mike is unfair / the Air Sex Championships / Bald eagles need to have American flags attached to them / 'Merica! / Hacksaw Jim Duggan / Bee Sting, Flint's resident super hero / Randy, the Jehovah witness. As always, tell your friends to download (just not this ep) and leave us a review on iTunes (not based on this ep)</p>
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6. True Life: I Have No Face
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica;">This week, we talk about Rock of Ages. Tommy wants to become a drifter and is ashamed of his round, melon head. RFP puts forth his hopes for a Kenny Loggins vault of unreleased music. Steven Seagal's poo pants, summer nights filled with Baywatch and zombie proof cars. Plus, Tommy gets name-dropped by a much bigger podcast. Download and leave us a review on iTunes. PLEASE!</p>
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5. Alien vs. Gladiator
<p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px;">This episode: March of the Perverse Penguins, Hologram Woodstock, and the "Everybody Hates Us" rock tour. Also, Tommy gives out his phone number and mistakes Paula Cole for Chris Isaak. Plus, we talk about Twitter, discuss the importance of your Street Fighter II character, imagine what Scott Stapp is like in rehab, decide that the Wizard of Oz is a metaphor for purgatory, and marvel at the manliness of old action heroes. We touch on Ridley Scott, Alien, and Prometheus and bring up Alex Trebeck and Tom Selleck's magic mustaches. Hold these bananas!</span></p>
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4. Modified Squirrel Kites
<p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px; color: #333333; font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', sans-serif;">This week: Heli-cat, the flying cat carcass! Synchronized tennis grunting! Road House! Patrick Swayze vs. Slyvester Stallone! Say Anything disasters! Tommy gets a respect point! The 2-year boner! Winnie Cooper! A love song countdown! Join Randy and Tommy with Uncle Jesse on the drums for this week's rad episode. Find out why we are the ones who knock.</span></p>
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3. Field of Memes
<p>This week we talk about all of the face-eating, entrails-tossing WTF news you can handle. Kevin Costner's a S.O.B. Tommy ruins American Horror Story and has a fever for more cowbell. Better city: Chicago vs. NYC. Walken and Donald Duck impressions abound. Plus: the Definitive Duck List, sheet ghosts, gay Green Lantern, zombie plans, plonkers, and the GNR 'Patience' challenge. Our Kool-Aid is better than your Kool-Aid. Download, listen, leave us a review, and tell a friend.</p>
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2. Only Communists Hate Shark Week
<p>This week: teenagers are eating fingers, nerds evolve, the Avengers hate adoptions, and George Lucas pulls a d*** move. Co-host Tommy is a Jonah Hill/Napoleon Dynamite mutant combo and doesn't know the difference between Breakfast at Tiffany's/The Breakfast Club AND Fried Green Tomatoes/Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. Plus, RFP is afraid of sharks and doesn't believe in the "3 Men and a Baby" Ghost. You ain't going to sink my battleship, no way. Download, listen, leave us a review. Tell a friend to do the same.</p>
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1. Fur Cape Of Wolf
<p>In our inaugural episode, RFP and the worst comedian ever, Tom E. Thompson, talk about being a pair of Tubthumpers, Call Me Maybe, Liam Neeson's saucy tales of wolf love, celebrity holograms (like Tupac and Freddie Mercury), Against Me!, "Call Me Maybe" is ear cocaine, and the best drunk driving story ever. Plus, Tommy is the only person in the world that hated The Avengers. Download, enjoy, and tell your friends to do the same.</p>
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