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Episode 393: Oscar Talk: Avatar The Way Of Water (2022)
James Cameron has some crazy spell on moviegoers. They know the first film was mediocre and they knew this was the same. Still made 2 billion dollars. It is pretty though.
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Episode 392: Oscar Talk: The Fabelmans (2022)
Steven Spielberg's biopic about his life growing up in NJ, Arizona and California that set the path for cinemas most famous and revered film maker.
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Episode 391: Oscar Talk: Triangle Of Sadness (2022)
Ship of Fools meets Lord of the Flies in Ruben Ostlund's Oscar-nominated film about the true love shared between a young male model and his diminutive toilet maid. This episode is dedicated to Vera.
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Episode 390: Oscar Talk: Women Talking (2022)
Joey and Scott discuss the importance of Women Talking, the Oscar-nominated film adaptation of the Miriam Toews novel. Fellas! What's with all the raping?
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Episode 389: Oscar Talk: Elvis (2022)
In this year's Oscar-nominated biopic, Baz Lurham is Strictly Elvis all the way, with Austin Butler taking care of business as the King. Joey and Scott - self-identified Beatles people - discuss.
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Episode 388: Oscar Talk: Tar (2022)
Todd Field steps out of the Bedroom and into the arena of power-struggles and public opinion. Joey and Scott mull over the sociopolitical implications of groomers performing accordion solos to artificially depress real-estate values.
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Episode 387: Oscar Talk: The Banshees Of Inisherin (2022)
Martin McDonagh's Oscar-nominated existential black comedy about destructive relationships and improper use of sheep shears. Joey and Scott discuss the film's impact on Ireland Tourism.
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Episode 386: Oscar Talk: Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022)
Spoiler Alert! Joey and Scott both loved this Oscar-nomination-sweeping film - Scott cried A LOT - and spend the entirety of this episode gushing over the awesomeness every single aspect of the film.
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Episode 385: Oscar Talk: Top Gun Maverick (2022)
Tune as Scott expresses his frustration to Joey at not being able to trash what turned out to be a well-made and thoroughly entertaining unworthy Best Picture Oscar-nominee. Better than the original. Fight me.
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Episode 384: Oscar Talk: All Quiet On The Western Front (2022)
We go critical all over this adaptation of the iconic anti-war novel, with Scott focusing on Edward Berger's alterations to the source material, and Joey focusing on how beautiful the war looks. (Scott wrote this).
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Episode 383: Oscar Nominees (2022)
Scott and Joey talk about all of this years 10 best picture nominees and all of the other categories as well.
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Episode 382: January Movies (2023)
This year's crop of January films aren't as bad looking as we're used to. Listen in as we watch, get banned from YouTube and talk about this years flicks.
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Episode 381: Green Room (2015)
A punk rock band fronted by Pat (Anton Yelchin) witness a murder after a performace in what turns out to be run and attended by all nazis/white supremacists.
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Episode 380: Chompy And The Girls (2021)
For a film that had such a low budget, actual care was taken in all the writting, acting and pacing. Well made and fun.
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Episode 379: Barbarian (2022)
When a woman gets a house on airbnb and there's already someone living there, things a bit interesting but not in the way you think. A must watch.
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Episode 378: Jeepers Creepers Reborn (2022)
We review Jeepers Creepers Reborn but explore and talk about the enire franchise as a whole.
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Episode 377: Halloween Ends (2022)
There's a lot of complaints about the new Halloween Ends film. We don't know why. We weren't confused by the title.
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Episode 376: The Munsters (2022)
Rob Zombie is very hit or miss in his films. This is no exception. What'd you'd expect is a film as close to the 60's show but what you get is too much Zombie flair.
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Episode 375: Hellraiser (2022)
Only so often does a reboot or remake rival and or is better than the original. This is one of those cases. A must watch.
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Episode 374: Willy's Wonderland (2021)
Can Nic Cage do no wrong these days? Whether you like his films or not one usually takes away something special from it. This film is no different. It's everything you want from a Nic Cage movie and more.
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Episode 373: X (2022)
Taking place in the 70's a group of porn filmmakers rent a guest house in Texas to shoot their movie. Things get weirder the longer they stay including the owners. This is art house horror, it drags on and you wish for more but not in a good way.
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Episode 372: The Black Phone (2021)
This episode we review The Black Phone. Based on the novel by Joe Hill and directed by Scott Derrickson (Sinister, Doctor Strange) about a serial killer dubbed The Grabber who is terrorizing and killing the town's kids. We really liked this one.
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Episode 371: Prey (2022)
We kick off our return from hiatus with reviewing horror movies all October. This episode we review the film Prey. Is this the best Predator film ever made? Check in and find out.
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Episode 370: Oscar Talk: Licorice Pizza (2021)
What a frustrating film Licorice Pizza is. I don't remember my teen years being THIS frustrating. While it's a well-made movie, I feel I need to watch it a couple of more times to truly make sure if I like it or not. As of now that a no.
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Episode 369: Oscar Talk: Belfast(2021)
When Director Kenneth Branagh was growing up he lived in Belfast Ireland. This is a movie that close to his heart as it's mostly a biopic about him and his family. Shot in Black and White (while unnecessary) is a beautiful film and very well made.
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Episode 368: Oscar Talk: CODA (2021)
If you don't think this film will bring you to tears or have an emotional spark then think again, or you might be dead. In CODA (Child Of Deaf Adult) the story is one of hope and hopelessness. A very good film and a recommended watch.
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Episode 367: Oscar talk: King Richard (2021)
Will Smith might have just won an Oscar for this role of Richard Williams. Not only was he excellent in the film but the movie was very good too. Will he win? We'll find out on Oscar night!
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Episode 366: Oscar Talk: Dune (2021)
The once thought unfilmable novel of Frank Herbert's Dune has been made, again. This time it was in the hands of the truly magnificent Denis Villeneuve. One of the best films in this years crop for sure.
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Episode 365: Oscar Talk: West Side Story(2021)
West Side Story is a remake no one asked for. With that said, it's well made and most of the time well-acted. Still, no one cares.
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Episode 364: Oscar Talk: Don't Look Up (2021)
While watching Don't Look Up you can’t help but laugh at so much. In the same instance you have to step back and think to yourself that this film is probably playing more like reality and when that sets in, oh boy, that feeling sucks big time.
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Episode 363: Oscar Talk: Nightmare Alley (2021)
One of the films I'm looking forward to most in this list is Nightmare Alley. A remake of the 1947 film and does a damn good job on its own. Does it have a shot at Best Picture? Not really but worth a watch nonetheless.
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Episode 362: Oscar Talk: The Power Of The Dog (2021)
Is this Jane Campion's year? Some feel so. The Power Of The Dog is a well-crafted slow burning thriller. Also, elements of love, greed and despair. A very good film.
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Episode 361: Oscar Talk: Drive My Car (2021)
Pretentious and boring and the fact that the opening credits don't start until the 40 minute mark really drives that point home. Does Scott agree? Listen in and find out.
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Episode 360: Oscar Nominees (2021)
The Oscar nominations are upon us! Listen in as we discuss all the nominees in all the major categories.
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Episode 359: January Movies (2022)
January, where movies go to die. We talk about most of the January films this year. One of which is Morbius. This film never came out in January but got moved to April for Covid reasons. Still expect it to be bad though.
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Episode 358: Halloween Kills (2021)
This is a very good sequel to a very good reboot. Another film in the camp of you either loved it or hated it. Let's face it, Michael Myers is a monster and monsters do bad things. It's a movie, deal with it.
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Episode 357: Old (2021)
I watched this with family and while they hated it, I liked it. This isn't a perfect film by any means but there is enough good stuff in this to warrant a watch.
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Episode 356: The Wolf Of Snow Hollow (2020)
Probably the best horror/thriller of 2020. It's smart and funny and will definitely make you jump. From up and coming director Jim Cummings, you shouldn't miss this one.
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Episode 355: Candyman (2021)
While most people will complain about this movie because they have nothing better to do, this a very good well made horror film. They pull a Jaws by not showing you Candyman for a long time but it still works.
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Episode 354: Malignant (2021)
This is a great under appreciated horror/thriller. I for one can't wait until there more sequels to this one. This is in the category of you either loved it or hated it. I'm Ok with telling people they're wrong.
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Episode 353: Reminiscence (2021)
We've jumped out of the 70's and are reviewing newer films like this one. We discuss how we've seen this film 25 years ago and how this rendition is quite bad. There's no reason for this film.
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Episode 352: Murder By Death (1976)
A fun little murder mystery with an all-star cast. Predictable in spots but lots of fun. Peter Sellers (nor anyone else) could get away with his character in this film today.
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Episode 351: Eaten Alive (1976)
We're still in the 70's and this week is Tobe Hooper's Eaten Alive. I mention it again during this episode and here now. THERE IS NO WAY TOBE HOOPER DIRECTED POLTERGEIST. Oh and a puke story at the 57 minute.
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Episode 350: King Kong (1976)
We went big for 1976 in the remake of King Kong. This film is mediocre at best and the performances as well. Charles Grodin is excellent as the corporate sleeze though.
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Episode 349: The Omen (1976)
The critically popular The Omen is this week's we review. While we both agree that the cinematography is excellent, many other aspects of the film are a bit to be desired. Is it bad? No not really. We respect the film and what it took to make it.
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Episode 348: Assault On Precinct 13 (1976)
We review a classic this week in John Carpenter's Assault On Precinct 13. Don't expect too many complaints but very good observation this week.
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Episode 347: Mother, Jugs and Speed (1976)
It's true that Joey liked this film way more than Scott. So much in fact that the score at the end had to be discussed a bit more than usual.
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Episode 346: The Food Of The Gods (1976)
H.G. Wells probably would have never expected so many of his stories and literature would be made into film, horrible, low budget, poorly acted film. Poor bastard.
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Episode 345: Massacre At Central High (1976)
The film Massacre At Central High is the film Heathers was inspired by. So much even that the ends are pretty much the same and the characters are similar too.
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Episode 344: Logan's Run (1976)
You can't review 70's films without a bunch of futuristic Sci-Fi movies. Logan's run is one of the most famous. Does it hold up all these years later?
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Episode 343: Escape To Witch Mountain (1975)
So Scott's challenge to Joey of Escape To Witch Mountain has Joey all fired up. Not in a good way though. Expect rants and possible foaming of the mouth.
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Episode 342: Race With The Devil (1975)
We go back to our format before the Oscar nominations. We're back in 1975 and we review race With The Devil.
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Episode 341: Oscar Talk: Oscar Wrap Up Show (2020)
So the Oscars are all finished and the winners are all in! We go over every category and count up our ballots. Who won this year Joey or Scott?
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Episode 340: Oscar Talk: Promising Young Woman (2020)
This week we review Promising Young Woman. While it probably won't win Best Picture (Although it probably should) it's an excellent film and realistically the best one nominated this year.
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Episode 339: Oscar Talk: The Father (2020)
In what is undoubtably the best performance this year by Anthony Hopkins, this is an excellent film. Best Picture? Maybe not. Best actor for Hopkins? Probably.
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Episode 338: Oscar Talk: Mank (2020)
Hollywood tends to mirror itself sometimes. That's why when we reviewed Mank we knew why most people didn't like it. Is it flawed? Yes. Is it grand? Yes. Should it win Best Picture? Joey thinks so but not why you think.
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Episode 337: Oscar Talk: Sound Of Metal (2020)
In this weeks Oscar show we review Sound Of Metal. This is the film Scott really didn't want to see and it's the first film Joey saw before it was nominated. Two different viewpoints on this one.
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Episode 336: Oscar Talk: The Trial Of The Chicago 7 (2020)
Another true story about 7 individuals who were hand picked in a political trial for starting the 1968 riots in Chicago during the Democratic Nation Convention. Did they? Was it started by police? Is their judge unfit? All valid questions.
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Episode 335: Oscar Talk: Judas and the Black Messiah (2021)
The true story of the Black Panthers in the 60's lead by Fred Hampton. When a young car theif Bill O'Neil gets caught stealing cars the FBI uses him as an informant to gain information and leverage on the Black Panthers.
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Episode 334: Oscar Talk: Minari (2020)
Loosely but maybe not so loosely based on director Lee isaac Chung's life growing up on a farm in Arkansas. The story of the life and struggle of a Korean family's move from the west coast to rural Arkansas. Listen in as we discuss this one.
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Episode 333: Oscar Talk: Nomadland (2020)
While although a film, it moves and acts like a documentary in parts. Based on the book Nomandland it's an interesting take on the life and actions of people who choose to live a nomad lifestyle.
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Episode 332: Oscar Nominees (2020 - 2021)
Everything is a little different this year. The Academy has allowed films from 2021 through February to be nominated due to the pandemic. Netflix leads the way with 35 nominations and over 200 million subscribers. We even talk Razzies.
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Episode 331: Deep Red (1975)
Scott has never been into war films even though he liked Hacksaw Ridge. As good as that was, 1917 is an incredible piece of film making. Everything from the score to the cinematic landscapes. Scott didn't feel the same way.
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Episode 330: A Boy And His Dog (1975)
A post-apocalyptic future where a boy can telepathically communicate with his dog. They need each other to survive but the boy mostly needs the dog to meet chicks. Well, a bit more than that.
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Episode 329: Night Of The Seagulls (1975)
A new doctor comes into town while the old one leaves. Of course, the old doctor gives a warning to not go out at night. Of course, they don't listen while the female virgins of the town are being sacrificed.
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Episode 328: Ilsa She Wolf Of The SS (1975)
Ilsa likes to experiment on her prisoners for the Nazis. She also likes to sleep with the men and when they can't satisfy her, exterminate them.
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Episode 327: Doc Savage (1975)
The Man Of Bronze and his Fabulous 5 set out on an adventure to find out how Doc Savage's father died. Will they uncover it? Does Doc even need help? Will The Man Of Bronze win the day?
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Episode 326: What We've Been Up To
Scott and Joey have been off the air for a while. This is a catch up episode of what they've been doing and watching.
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Episode 325: Rollerball (1975)
We head back into reviewing films while still stuck in 1975. Based on a short story of a dystopian futuristic world where Rollerball is the most popular and watched sport. No really, they care about sports in a dystopian future. Not surprised.
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Episode 324: Oscar talk: Post 2020 Oscars Wrap Up
The Oscars just wrapped up and we discuss all the winners and losers.
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Episode 323: Oscar talk: Marriage Story (2019)
The last Oscar film we review and both Scott and I watched it together. That was probably the best part.
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Episode 322: Oscar talk: The Irishman (2019)
We review The Irishman and discuss everything that they did right and wrong. Is the CGI to make everyone look young distracting? Is it too long? How does it compare to other Scorsese films?
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Episode 321: Oscar talk: 1917 (2019)
Scott has never been into war films even though he liked Hacksaw Ridge. As good as that was, 1917 is an incredible piece of film making. Everything from the score to the cinematic landscapes. Scott didn't feel the same way.
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Episode 320: Oscar talk: JoJo Rabbit (2019)
JoJo Rabbit is funny, dramatic, tense and heartwarming. It really does have it all and we're happy it's being recognized. We look forward to everything Taika Waititi has up his sleeve next.
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Episode 319: Oscar talk: Little Women (2019)
Little Women has been made no less than 20 times over the years in the form of movies, TV miniseries, silent film, Broadway and even Japanese Anime. It's an extremely well made film even though in the end it wasn’t for us.
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Episode 318: Oscar talk: Joker (2019)
Joker is a film that reaches masterpiece levels. From Joaquin Phoenix's surefire win for Best Actor to a very big possibility of a Best Picture win. We'll all for what pisses people off. It would deserve the win.
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Episode 317: Oscar talk: Parasite (2019)
The director said that if you can get past the one inch barrier of the subtitle you will be introduced to so many good films. One of the best films not only of this year but in a long time. We'd be elated if this won Best Picture.
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Episode 316: Oscar talk: Ford V Ferrari (2019)
While neither of us are very big into cars or car films, this one did have something to bring to the table. Other than that, we have no idea why it's nominated for Best Picture. Good but formulaic.
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Episode 315: Oscar talk: Once upon A Time In Hollywood (2019)
Will Quentin Tarantino finally win Best Picture or even Best Director for Once Upon An Time In Hollywood? Whether he does or not, it's a solid film and worth watching.
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Episode 314: Oscar Nominees (2019)
The Oscar nominations are out! Listen in as we discuss all the major categories all the way from Best Picture to Screenplay.
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Episode 313: January Movies (2020)
Our annual January films list is upon us! Listen in as we have special guest Jack Wooldridge sit in and help us talk about all the January movie releases. Usually they are quite the dumpster fire. Is this year's crop any different? Tune in!
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Episode 312: White Line Fever (1975)
Jan-Michael Vincent used to be a leading man, that went downhill eventually but he made films like this and they did well, really well. When you can say that Air Wolf is the best thing that Vincent has ever done, that's not saying much.
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Episode 311: The Ultimate Warrior (1975)
Another post apocalyptic film about the end of humanity and what they would go through to survive. This includes possibly cutting off your own hand instead of cutting the rope. But who am I to judge.
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Episode 310: Supervixens (1975)
Back to sex on film. Supervixens is another X rated movie from the seventies. A bit more exotic than Flesh Gordon to be quite honest. When a deranged serial killer cop chases you down, you better be ready for anything. Don't ever use Polish dynamite.
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Episode 309: Deathrace 2000 (1975)
One of the first appearances of Sylvester Stallone and boy it's a doozey. Set in the future where the Death Race is televised and killing innocent civilians gets you points, it's not even that an interesting a concept. Bye bye baby!
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Episode 308: Earthquake (1974)
We review the film Earthquake starring Charlton Heston. When I was a kid I fondly remember going on the Earthquake ride at Universal Studios. Looking back, it was amazing that the ride has held up better than the film.
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Episode 307: Flesh Gordon (1974)
Joey couldn't resist and had to challenge the cult sex classic Flesh Gordon. Initially rated X back in the seventies, it's pretty tame compared to late night cinema these days. You can probably watch this with your parents.
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Episode 306: Zardoz (1974)
When John Boorman wants to do a Sci-Fi epic I guess no one could tell him no. Sean Connery has never looked hairier than in this film. You know the famous outfit he wears too. That red looking man-kini. Look it up.
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Episode 305: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
We go Texas this episode! Since Scott's move to Texas we've talked about reviewing more film about and from there. We start with The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and never look back.
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Episode 304: It's Alive (1974)
There was definitely not a shortage of horror films from the 70's. This is actually one of the better ones. When a family and the surrounding city is torn apart by their escaped demon seed newborn, things get hairy and interesting.
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Episode 303: Caged Heat (1974)
Caged Heat has everything you'd expect in a female prison movie. It has a few things that you wouldn't expect either. Tune in and find out just what we think and if it's worth revisiting.
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Episode 302: Soylent Green (1973)
Soylent Green is made...Well, lets not get too far. Considered a classic from 1973 we decided to put that to the test. Does it still hold up? Find out.
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Episode 301: The World's Greatest Athlete (1973)
This week we review The World’s Greatest Athlete Starring Jan Michael Vincent. This is Back when Disney tried to make movies and poorly at that. It’s amazing to think they own 60 percent of everything at this point.
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Episode 300: Westworld (1973)
Episode 300! So do we celebrate? No. What we really did was change formats on movie challenges. We are going back to Scott's birth year of 1973 and making out way to present day!
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Episode 299: Ice Pirates (1984)
Ice Pirates has always been a bad movie favorite of ours going all the back to our childhood. Listen in as we discuss and dissect this gem from 1984.
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Episode 298: The 91st Oscars LIVE (2019)
The 91st Oscars are upon us! Listen is as Scott and Joey (with the wives for a short time) watch the Oscars LIVE. The ballots are filled, the winners are announced, Scott is tired as hell and the show is still 3 hours long.
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Episode 297: Oscar Talk: Green Book (2018)
Green Book is one of the front runners for Best Picture and there's no question about it. Who knew Peter Farrelly could direct something this good?
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Episode 296: Oscar Talk: Roma (2018)
Roma is a beautiful movie. Even the sound is beautiful. To feel this immersed in a drama is pretty astounding. Overall we liked it but maybe not Best Picture.
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Episode 295: Oscar Talk: Vice (2018)
Vice, while being a very good film, we didn't love it as much as The Big Short. Christian bale for best actor but no Best Picture this time around.
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Episode 294: Oscar Talk: The Favourite (2018)
The Favourite is probably a front runner due to it being a period piece but it hits all the right notes too. Can it win Best Picture though?
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Episode 293: Oscar Talk: BlacKkKlansman (2018)
Spike Lee has outdone himself this time around. Based on the NY Times best seller, it stands out amongst other films nominated this year. A really great film truly deserving of the award Best Picture.
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Episode 292: Oscar Talk: Black Panther (2018)
Black Panther was the second biggest film in 2018 and deservedly so, it's a good comic book film. Unfortunately there isn't anything that stands out against many other comic book films to get a best picture nomination.
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Episode 291: Oscar Talk: Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)
Our second review in the Best Picture category tells the story of the band Queen and to a lesser extent Freddy Mercury. Rami nails it even though he doesn't look very much like the famous front-man.
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Episode 290: Oscar Talk: A Star Is Born (2018)
The first of the 8 Best Picture nominees this year. We review A Star Is Born. While not only a good film it's definitely the best rendition. Will it take top honors? We'll have to wait and see.
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Episode 289: January Movies (2019)
Scott and Joey watch and speculate all the trailers for the January releases for 2019. Escape Room, A Dogs Way Home, Replicas, The Upside, Glass, Serenity, The Boy Who Would Be King.
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Episode 288: Spacehunter (1983)
In Spacehunter Michael Ironside could be the most underutilized villain of the 80's. He's barely on screen, the contraption he's in doesn't make me think he should be in charge or unbeatable in any way. Still kinda liked it though.
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Episode 287: Timerider (1982)
Every mom and pop video store in the 80's had this poster hanging. So what happens when you want to make a time travel film but have no budget? Yeah, you make it in the past before technology and the age of electricity.
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Episode 286: My Science Project (1985)
A childhood favorite and a little know Disney film that had to compete in the summer against films like The Goonies, Back To The Future and Teen Wolf. Fisher Stevens and Dennis Hopper are saving graces. Whatta Rush!
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Episode 285: Legion (2010)
When God's had enough of the human race because we suck, he wants to start over. Michael the archangel decides to go against God's will because we're entitled little bitches who deserve to continue screwing stuff up. Way to go dude!
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Episode 284: Mimic (1997)
Guillermo Del Toro had a different vision and had to fight every inch of the way and the movie still sucked. A true testament to how good a director he really is when he's given artistic freedom he doesn't make movies like Mimic.
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Episode 283: The Nest (1988)
When scientifically modified cockroaches take over the town things go sour fast. The mayor's daughter comes back to town to screw everything up. The sheriff doesn't know what he's doing and the local exterminator has all the brains.
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Episode 282: Slugs (1988)
When people start turning up dead in a small quite town, things get suspicious. The health inspector is thought to be crazy for his suggestion of killer slugs. I'm sure the book is better.
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Episode 281: Puppetmaster (1989)
While not really original it does have its moments. It's a bad film but one would argue that it isn't a horrible film. Listen in as Scott and Joey talk about this movie and like usual go off on some tangents and talk about others too.
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Episode 280: Meet The feebles (1989)
Meet The Feebles is a film like you've never seen. Forget Happytime Murders or Avenue Q. As you may hear from people in the know, Peter Jackson did it first. It's the Muppets on crack, meth and heroin. Is it good? Kinda. Is it worth the watch? Yep.
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Episode 279: Brain Damage (1988)
Brain Damage is a simple story about a boy and his parasite. Brian wakes up to find Elmer (essentially his pusher) who is going to make him feel great and worry free. The trade off? Brian needs to feed Elmer human brains so he can have Elmer's "juice".
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Episode 278: Quick Change (1990)
Scott wasn't thrilled with my challenge of Quick Change as reviewing good films aren't very interesting. This is especially true this episode as we trail off many times talking about many other things not named Quick Change.
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Episode 277: Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)
A prequel to the first film but explains a bit more on the story line between Katie and her sister Kristi when they were kids. Plenty of jump scares to be had and the husband to no ones surprise is a total dick.
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Episode 276: My Little Eye (2002)
My Little Eye involves a group of five 20 somethings that are living in a house under the watchful eye of big brother. The kick? If they can live together for 6 months and everyone stays on the premises they win $1,000,000.
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Episode 274: Shoot the Sh't Episode
After such a long hiatus Scott and Joey are just shootin' the sh't and talking about everything from life in Texas for Scott to Joey's recent vacation trip to Rhose Island. More of relaxed episode.
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Episode 273: Summer Blockbusters 2018!
Summer is finally here and that means Summer Blockbusters. Listen in as Scott and Joey talk about all the big movies coming out Summer 2018.
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Episode 272: The 90th Oscars LIVE (2018)
The 90th Oscars are upon us! Listen is as Scott and Joey (with Joey's wife Mer for a short time) watch the Oscars LIVE. The ballots are filled, the winners are announced, Scott is tired as hell and the show is still 4 hours long.
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Episode 271: Oscar Talk: The Post (2017)
The Post inspires on many levels given the economic and political landscape we are all traversing these days. It really brings back a time when being held accountable still meant something. A must see.
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Episode 270: Oscar Talk: Phantom Thread (2017)
Phantom Thread although cinematically and verbally are at the top of its game there was a bit to be desired with this one. Paul Thomas Anderson delivers for the art house crowd but that's it.
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Episode 269: Oscar Talk: Lady Bird (2017)
Unfortunately for Lady Bird it comes off as a pretentious piece of film making. Although performances are very good it literally brings nothing new to the table with characters you rarely care about. It may win Picture but wouldn't deserve it.
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Episode 268: Oscar Talk: Call Me By Your Name (2017)
Call Me By Your name takes place in Northern Italy during the Summer of 1983. All around great performances and Acting but Joey felt the film took too long to get around to things. While neither of us disliked the film it didn't move us either.
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Episode 267: Oscar Talk: Dunkirk (2017)
Dunkirk pretty much picks up where Darkest Hour ends. Christopher Nolan who is probably the best working director today delivers quite an impressive spectacle for the screen. He's long overdue for an Oscar. Expect him to win Director and likely Picture.
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Episode 266: Oscar Talk: Darkest Hour (2017)
Darkest Hour is some of Gary Oldman's finest work. The method actor never leaves his performance nor ever phones it in. While he may not look exactly like Churchill, you believe he is. Expect Oldman to win Best Actor and the film to win Best Makeup.
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Episode 265: Oscar Talk: Get Out (2017)
When reviewing a film like Get Out one might think that it's a simple film without substance. This couldn't be further from the truth. There's a reason it's nominated for Best Picture. We break everything down and also include a SPOILER ALERT.
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Episode 264: Oscar Talk: Three Billboards (2017)
The film Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri is next on the list for our Best Picture reviews. We break everything down and also include a SPOILER ALERT.
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Episode 263: Oscar Talk: The Shape Of Water (2017)
The Shape of Water is the first best picture film discussed by Scott and Joey this year. We talk over each other, Scott drinks Gin and we review the film. But did we like it?
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Episode 262: Oscar Nominees (2018)
Scott and Joey discuss the films that are nominated in this year's 90th Academy awards. All the major categories are discussed including too much time on makeup. Apparently Joey thought it was important.
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Episode 261: Oscar Nominee Predictions (2018)
Scott and Joey try and predict the nominees for this year's Academy Awards across all the major categories. This included Best Actor and Actress, Supporting Actor and Actress along with Directing, Original and Adapted Screenplay and Best Picture!
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Episode 260: Tusk (2014)
We review Joey's challenge of Tusk for Scott. Kevin Smith hasn't necessarily been a favorite of Scott's for a few years while Joey would love to hang out with him and discuss film in general. What did we think of Tusk? Tune in and find out.
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Episode 259: January Movies (2017)
January movies! A Moviesucktastic favorite. We watch and discuss all the trailers for movies being released in January 2018. Everything bad like Den of Thieves, Insidious The Last key, Forever My Girl plus many more!
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Episode 258: Jigsaw (2017)
We went to go see Jigsaw not knowing what to expect and didn't leave disappointed. Is it the best Saw film? No. It does hold up on its own but we're unfortunately not expecting any more movies due to the low turnout at the box office.
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Episode 257: It Comes At Night (2017)
Continuing with the Halloween Movie fest we talk about It Comes At Night, Goodnight Mommy, Alien Covenant, Stephen King, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, The Gracefield Incident and The Darkness.
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Episode 256: The Lords Of Salem (2012)
More Halloween goodness! This week we talk about the films The Lords or Salem, Life, Day Of The Animals, The Fly (1986) and From Beyond The Grave.
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Episode 255: Galaxy Of Terror (1981)
We review Scott's challenge of Galaxy Of Terror and kick off Halloween Horror films for October with The Babadook.
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Episode 254: Welcome Back! (2017)
Scott and Joey have been on a small hiatus but they are back and in full force! This episode is mostly a catch up one. We do talk about some films but there is a touch of political talk to even things out.
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Episode 253: Enemy Mine (1985)
Enemy Mine was a film that directly challenged Star Wars but in a more serious dramatic attempt. Although better than we remembered it still has its problems. Listen in and decide for yourself.
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Episode 252: The Last Starfighter (1984)
The Last Starfighter was the first film to utilize all computer graphics by way of Crays Servers. Some scenes look pretty good but most look downright terrible. The film itself isn't entirely bad but we remembered liking it more as kids.
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Episode 251: WarGames (1983)
WarGames actually doesn't deserve to get the Moviesucktastic treatment as it's a pretty good film. Everything is top notch from the cinematography to acting. Move along, nothing to see here.
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Episode 250: Chopping Mall (1986)
Teen sex, malls, killer robots and the 80's! Just about everything you'd want in a film about such things. Cheesy and poorly acted at times but that won't stop you from liking the hell out of this movie.
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Episode 249: Deadly Friend (1986)
Deadly Friend is on many top lists for Wes Craven. Although there are parts of the film that are classic Wes, it feels like the studio may have interfered and deviated from the book a little too much.
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Episode 248: Electric Dreams (1984)
Hollywood and computers have always been a bit of an issue in the 80's. Electric Dreams is no different. Although inventive on how technology was used it was completely by accident. Bud Cort as the computers voice is a big plus and saves the film.
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Episode 247: Superman III (1983)
With the recent controversy over Man of Steel and Batman v Superman, Joey and Scott head back to Superman's roots and celebrate the greatest Superman film ever made, complete with Richard Pryor as a computer hacker and the infamous junkyard fight.
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Episode 246: Death of Jodorowsky's Superman Dune (2013 - 2015)
In the last of this round of listener request episodes, Joey and Scott review two documentaries for Steve Brooks on films that never made it to the big screen, Alejandro Jodorowsky's version of Dune, and Superman Lives starring Nicolas Cage.
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Episode 245: Mr. Bean's Holiday (2007)
Part of Moviesucktastic's listener request reviews, Joey and Scott tackle the slapstick absurdities of Mr. Bean's Holiday for YouTube vlogger Amy McLean. Also on board, some trailers from 360soundandvision for The Face in the Wall and The Glasses 2.
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Episode 244: Krull (1983)
Joey and Scott review the notorious Ken Marshall (who?) vehicle, basically Willow meets Star Wars, with a dash of Tron. If you survived the 80's, you still have nightmares about crushed Cyclops and Charlie Bucket's math teacher turning into animals.
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Episode 243: Evil Toons (1992)
Evils Toons was played on late night Skinemax on a regular basis. Joey never saw it fully until recently and didn't take too well to it's horrible pacing, bad acting and even worse plot structure. Scott was a bit more forgiving (not by much).
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Episode 242: Cool World (1992)
Cool World was requested for this weeks show and boy it doesn't disappoint. It's bad, poor decisions were made and a razor thin script that really makes no sense. Bakshi at his lowest and most defeated by studios.
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Episode 241: Death Machines (1976)
Death machines are unstoppable but are they human or not? Can they be killed? If that wasn't enough they throw in a love story that makes zero sense and tease you with a hero who just turns out to to be a weak pathetic wimp. It's bad, really bad.
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Episode 240: Summer Blockbusters (2017)
Blockbuster season is nearly here and with that comes movies that will either make or break the Spring and Summer season. We talk about movies like Guardians Of The Galaxy 2, Spider-man, Wonder Woman and a whole bunch more. Tune in!
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Episode 239: Nocturnal Animals (2016)
SPOILER ALERT! We give Nocturnal Animals the proper review it deserves. A film snubbed at this year's Oscars except Best Supporting Actor by Michael Shannon nom. This film is so good you'll also wonder why it wasn't even a mention.
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Episode 238: The 89th Oscars LIVE (2017)
The 89th Academy awards are finally here! The wives join us for a short while as we commentate on the Oscars for the evening. Join us for every award and flub including the shocking ending as they announce Best Picture.
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Episode 237: Oscar talk: Moonlight (2016)
Moonlight tells a story of a young boy through manhood. Through all of this you see the troubles and tribulations of what he's going through living in a rough neighborhood of Miami and also trying to survive without anyone knowing he's gay.
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Episode 236: Oscar talk: Lion (2016)
When two brothers decide to leave their 3 year old sister behind to fend for herself, young Saroo gets lost and adopted by wealthy Australian white people. As an adult he tries to find his family and still doesn't care about his sister when he does.
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Episode 235: Oscar talk: Manchester By The Sea (2016)
SPOILER ALERT! It's VERY hard to review this film without giving something away. Just be warned that if you haven't seen this movie yet you may want to skip this episode until you do. Great film by the way although very depressing.
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Episode 234: Oscar talk: Fences (2016)
August Wilson's compelling stage play brought to life on the big screen by none other than Denzel Washington himself. Beautifully acted and well directed. "There's no law that says I have to like you"
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Episode 233: Oscar talk: La La Land (2016)
La La Land is one of those films that everyone thinks they have to like and that's just not true. You don't have to like this, you don't have to feel it should win Best Picture and you definitely don't have to tell other people to see it either.
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Episode 232: Oscar talk: Hacksaw Ridge (2016)
Mel is back! The ultra real and quite disturbing WWII film delivers on all fronts that an Oscar nominated film should be. Does Mel get Suicide Squad II because of this? Joey thinks so.
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Episode 231: Oscar talk: Hidden Figures (2016)
While although the film is based on true events (a stickler for Joey and a little nitpicky) the message is as powerful had it said based on a true story. One of the best acted films this year and more than deserves the best picture nomination.
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Episode 230: Oscar talk: Arrival (2016)
Arrival is this week's Oscar film on tap. With a compelling story and a solid conclusion it's one of our favorites so far.
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Episode 229: Oscar talk: Hell Or High Water (2016)
We review the first of nine Best Picture films this year in Hell Or High Water. Listen in as Joey and Scott talk about everything from the writing to the cinematography and why it's important.
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Episode 228: Oscar Nominations (2017)
The Oscar nominations are in! Listen as Joey and Scott talk about them along with the Razzie noms as well.
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Episode 227: Death Wish 3 (1985)
Death Wish not being a stranger to the show as we reviewed it back in episode 171 brings us back into the Death Wish series with part 3! Both Joey and Scott feel this is the best/worst film in the series makes for a fun review. Don't miss it.
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Episode 226: Willow (1988)
When a director (Ron Howard) has a hit in the film Cocoon and doesn't know what to do next and an overhyped Director/writer (George Lucas) that's famous for only one thing get together you get Willow! A total clunker.
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Episode 225: Christmasucktastic! (2016)
We get the Yule Log burnin', talk about Christmas movies like A Christmas Horror Story, National Lampoon's Christmas vacation, A Christmas Carol (2009), The Polar Express, How The Grinch Stole Christmas (1966) etc, etc
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Episode 224: January Films (2017)
Ahhhh, the beloved January films episode is back! We talk about and watch all the trailers for all the films being released in January 2017. This January is going to be a doozy for bad films believe you me.
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Episode 223: The Greasy Strangler (2015) Prince Of Darkness (1987)
The second installment of this Halloween episode involves The Greasy Strangler, The Prince Of Darkness and more.
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Episode 222: Pontypool (2008) Krampus (2015)
We haven't had a Halloween episode in a long time so we decided to bring it back for October. We mainly talk about films we've never seen before such as Pontypool, Krampus and more.
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Episode 221: Legend (1985)
Kinda kicking off the Halloween vibe, the film Legend is on tap this week. We review Tony Scott's director's cut which is worlds better than the theatrical release. Yeah it has its problems, but overall solid.
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Episode 220: Masters Of The Universe (1987)
Dolph Lundgren was a hot commodity back in the 80s. So much that they decided to make a horrible movie based on the He-Man toy line. A golden opportunity wasted as the low budget killed this film before it even started.
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Episode 219: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)
After watching The Borrower the only obvious movie challenge this week is The Garbage Pail Kids Movie. When a couple is watching the movie in the movie The Borrower, it's a no brainer.
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Episode 218: The Borrower (1991)
When an alien is banished to Earth for all its wrong doings, it goes on a murderous rampage "borrowing" the heads of its victims. Include a serial killer subplot with detective Rae Dawn Chong and you have one hell of a bad but kinda fun movie.
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Episode 217: Like Father Like Son (1987)
Kirk Cameron has never been liked on our show. Although this 80s body swap comedy brings Joey back to his younger years a bit. Scott's not on board even for the lovable Dudley Moore's performance.
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Episode 216: Watermelon Man (1970)
Watermelon Man turned out to be a better film than expected. Still with a message that unfortunately still resonates to this very day. A recommended viewing.
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Episode 215: Soul Man (1986)
Soul Man is Joey's challenge to Scott this week. Although we deem the film very tame for all the controversy it received back in the 80's there still is the fact that it's C. Thomas Howell in black face.
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Episode 214: The Pass (1998)
The Pass is the last film we're reviewing for our audience choice month. It's a good thing too because much like the title of the film, it's exactly what we should have done instead of reviewing it.
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Episode 213: Night Of The Comet (1984)
Night of the Comet is the third film in our audience choice requests. Fortunately this is a film we really didn't mind doing, grew up with and actually like. All too easy.
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Episode 212: B.C. Rock (1980) Thankskilling (2009)
B.C. Rock and Thankskilling are the first films to be reviewed in our audience choice month! There's a reason the films we review need to be a theatrical release. These are two prime examples.
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Episode 211: God's Not Dead (2014)
Religion and God being no stranger to MST we look at God's Not Dead strictly for its cinematic mishaps and not so much its message or religious belief. With Newsboys and Duck Dynasty involved it's hard but we pretty much do it.
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Episode 210: God Told Me To (1976)
When God tells you to do something you don't question it, you just do it. Especially when approached by Richard Lynch with a side vagina wanting to bear your children.
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Episode 209: C.H.U.D. (1984)
Robert Downey Jr. once said that he enjoys the classics but sometimes he just likes to sit back and watch C.H.U.D. Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers. We're with you Robert, we're will you.
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Episode 208: Frankenhooker (1990)
Could I pass up the connection of mad scientist from Re-Animator? Hell no! When Jeffery's fiance accidentally gets killed by a remote control lawn mower, he goes on the prowl for female body parts. Hilarity ensues.
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Episode 207: Re-Animator (1985)
H.P. Lovecraft is known for many things, Cthulhu usually being the most known. Well kids, Re-Animator is one of his best and the film adaptation is as well. Take a listen, you won't be disappointed.
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Episode 206: Robot Jox (1990)
Robot Jox is essentially rockem sockem robots the movie. With a decent budget that would make Pacific Rim point and laugh uncontrollably, it has its moments. Bad? Yeah. After R.O.T.O.R. last week, a masterpiece.
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Episode 205: R.O.T.O.R. (1987)
R.O.T.O.R. is quite possible one of, if not the worst film MST has ever reviewed. I can't remember a time we've had it worse than this. The film is so bad you know it's staying in our movie collections for a long time to come.
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Episode 204: Gwendoline (1984)
Gwendoline is what you'd get if you crossed Indiana Jones with Emmanuelle. A sexually explicit adventure film with no shortage of horrible acting and bad dialogue. Even Tawny Kitaen's boobs can't save this one.
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Episode 203: Oscar talk: The Big Short (2015)
The Big Short is astounding. It gets it right where it needs to be and makes you root against the evil housing market and everyone involved. Although Joey goes on a political tangent and Scott has to bring us back a couple of times, it's worth it.
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Episode 202: Oscar talk: Brooklyn (2015)
If I didn't dig Irish chicks and redheads I probably wouldn't have shown up for this one. Seriously, a total snooze fest. If you like movies about the 50's, immigration and the most boring love triangle between two continents, this movie is for you.
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Episode 201: Oscar talk: Bridge Of Spies (2015)
From the title, you know there are spies and a bridge involved somewhere. A recipe for Oscar nominations involves either Tom Hanks, Steven Spielberg or the Coen brothers. This film has all three. Would it help? Nope. It won't win and it shouldn't.
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Episode 200: Batman v Superman (2016)
Better late than never I guess. Although this is our 200th episode, we recorded it on April 7th 2016. Why the wait? We tried to do something nice but failed miserbly. Instead, enjoy a SPOILER filled review of Batman v Superman! You've been warned.
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Episode 199: Oscar talk: Spotlight (2015)
Although not a bad film, its been recognized and touted by subject matter alone. Nothing new has been brought to the table cinematically and it's dreadfully formulaic. Without the subject matter, mediocre and probably not a Best Picture nominee either.
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Episode 198: Oscar talk: Room (2015)
It's rare when a novel is adapted into its cinematic counterpart leaving you with all kinds of emotions. It's even rarer when the author writes the screenplay for said film and the result isn't a giant steaming pile of...you get the idea.
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Episode 197: Oscar talk: The Revenant (2015)
Our favorite film from all the nominees and definitely what "should" be the clear cut winner. A near perfect film and under an even deeper analysis, it probably is. Innaritu will probably win Best Director as they will definitely split on Best Picture.
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Episode 196: Oscar talk: Mad Max Fury Road (2015)
With Mad Max being a sequel it's surprising it was nominated for Best Picture. What's not so surprising is just how damn good it is. Should it win? Probably not. Would we be disappointed? Not really.
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Episode 195: Oscar talk: The Martian (2015)
The Oscar season begins for Scott and Joey and what better way to kick things off than to review the film The Martian. This review Isn't totally spoiler free, just a heads up. Also, the lack of black Oscar nominees is discussed.
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Episode 194: The Forest (2015) & Oscar Nominations (2016)
Scott gives a spoiler free mini review of the horrible film The Forest. We also go in deep for this year's 2015 Oscar Nominations. A favorite of the show.
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Episode 193: Star Wars January Awakens
Star Wars The Force Awakens is discussed spoiler free and of course our yearly show of talking about and watching ALL the trailers for the bad January films for 2016.
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Episode 192: Saving Christmas (2014)
Joey and Scott celebrate the cinematic holiday season by diving hip-deep into what IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes have dubbed one of the worst Christmas movies of all time, Kirk Cameron's heroic attempt to keep the X out of Xmas, Saving Christmas (2014)
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Episode 191: Eliminators (1986)
More eighties badness as we review Eliminators! After the Mandroid is ordered to be destroyed he escapes only to come straight back to stop the evil scientist who should just be a plastic surgeon. Seriously, the guy is good.
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Episode 190: Gymkata (1985)
Gymkata is one of the pinnacle films that gave Moviesucktastic its humble beginnings. Bad movies like this are what fuels Scott and Joey to do MST. We give Gymkata the review it deserves, or doesn't. You be the judge.
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Episode 189: The Keep (1983)
The Keep was cut so badly by Paramount that Michael Mann hasn't ever revisited the film even for a restored version. There is supposedly a 210 minute cut of the movie too. Everyone loses, especially Scott and Joey.
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Episode 188: Dracula (1992)
Dracula (1992) ends our Halloween reviews for MST this month. We have a special guest, the mysterious Mr. Wilson to help! How does Joey fare against two Wilsons? Tune in and find out!
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Episode 187: Halloween III (1982)
Halloween III may have been directed by Tommy Lee Wallace but has Carpenter's stamp literally everywhere. Shunned when it was released, we give it the proper accolades and review it deserves.
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Episode 186: The Visit (2015)
M. Night Shyamalan's The Visit is actually a film that should put the director on the right path again. Due to the high turnaround of bad found footage films, this one is actually quite refreshing although bringing nothing new to the table. Listen now!
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Episode 185: Innocent Blood (1992)
Vampires and the mafia? In a new look at two age old genres, Scott ended up liking the film more than Joey. A horrible French accent, allowing said French accent to narrate, stereotypical Italian portrayals. Surprisingly could have been worse.
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Episode 184: Loverboy (1989)
When slacker Randy (Patrick Dempsey) flunks college he ends up getting a Summer job delivering pizza and realizing that College is where he belongs. Along the way he unintentionally becomes the "love doctor of Beverly Hills". Extra anchovies please!
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Episode 183: The Last American Virgin (1982)
The Last American Virgin is an 80's teen sex comedy where creepy sexless Gary falls instantly in love with Karen. The soundtrack is great and Joey liked it more than Scott but he can't let go of how much they recycle the same songs. Priorities man.
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Episode 182: Wes Craven Tribute
Wes Craven has always been known for his horror films. For the most part they've been pretty good. Well the film My Soul To Take is arguably his worst film. In our own way, we celebrate the man who helped define horror as we know it.
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Episode 181: It Follows (2014)
The movie It Follows has garnered quite a bit of attention since its release. Very well reviewed and very well received, until Scott saw it. Hear the review and decide for yourself.
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Episode 180: DUNE (1984)
After a small hiatus we review DUNE! The film, nearly as long as the hiatus even had Lynch say it was a mistake. We review the Alan Smithee cut of the film along with reminiscing about our old days of movie going.
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Episode 179: Jurassic World (2015)
Jurassic World broke the opening weekend record, is going on to be one of the biggest films ever made and still worse than the previous three movies. Were people jonesing that much for a new dinosaur movie? Yes, apparently.
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Episode 178: Venom (1981)
When Tobe Hooper was removed from Venom for creative differences Scott and Joey never wondered why. They say there isn't one scene left in this movie that Hooper shot. Find out what we had to say.
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Episode 177: Poltergeist (1982 and 2015)
A remake like Poltergeist can either be really good or really bad. Considering the first film is still such a classic was there really any other way than bad? We talk a lot about both films, Spielberg and Hooper!
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Episode 176: Dracula's Daughter (1936) Murders In The Rue Morgue (1932)
Couldn't get enough of Lugosi last week? We review Dracula's Daughter (which Lugosi isn't even in) and Murders In The Rue Morgue. Also Mad Max Fury Road is talked about.
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Episode 175: The Black Cat (1934) The Raven (1935)
Bela Lugosi was a huge star of his time. Was he a great businessman? Probably not. Listen in as Scott and Joey review The Black Cat and The Raven all while talking about Satanism, Edgar Allen Poe and Hollywood.
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Episode 174: The Punisher (1989)
THE GUILTY WILL BE PUNISHED! Marvel has had a bad rap for comic book films and this is no different. Before everything turned around for them they were making films like The Punisher. We had fun on this one.
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Episode 173: Dead Heat (1988)
If you like lots of terrible one liners, semi decent special effects or just Joe Piscopo, this is the film for you. We no good reason to recommend this film to anyone but we kinda like it. We know it's bad and we're really OK with that.
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Episode 172: Wise Guys (1986)
In a surprise Scott vs Joey episode, we find out that Joey is just too exhausted to challenge Scott's accusations that the film Wise Guys is poorly acted and unfunny. Joey on the other hand feels the complete opposite.
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Episode 171: Death Wish (1974)
Special guest Geno Cuddy joins the show to promote his new Local Access cable show Geno In the Evening. Also on tap is Joey and Scott's review of Death Wish. Clown Hammer!
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Episode 170: Times Square (1980)
This film takes place when NYC was still the sleazy sex driven porn laced city that it was. A coming of age story where two inner city girls meet and become unlikely friends. Surprisingly, there is quite a bit to the story. Check it out.
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Episode 169: Snowpiercer (2013)
When you get a call from your co-host slightly drunk at a late hour asking to review a film, you oblige. We review the film Snowpiercer in all its "back of the bus" whacked mentality. Check out what Scott and Joey thought.
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Episode 168: Phantom Of The Paradise (1974)
The very first Scott vs Joey episode didn't go as planned. In what was a film (Phantom of the Paradise) Joey hated years ago and Scott loved, we find that Joey didn't hate it nearly as much as an adult and if it's at all possible Scott loves it even more.
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Episode 167: 87th Academy Awards Live Coverage (2015)
It's the 2015 Oscars and Scott and Joey are bringing it to you live, raw and completely off the cuff. We go through every award all while keeping a tally on who's winning the printable ballots we filled out. It's a fun show, check it out.
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Episode 166: Oscar Talk: The Imitation Game (2014)
Alan Turing, the father of the computer was one of the biggest reasons World War II ended. He was able to create a machine that would crack the Nazis Enigma code. Our final Oscar film review and one of the better ones too.
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Episode 165: Oscar Talk: Selma (2014)
Selma rarely amazes and many other films have done the same better. It's an otherwise OK movie but feel it probably shouldn't have been nominated in the first place. Joey's PC crashes yet again and Scott tries to stay away from politics during the review.
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Episode 164: Oscar Talk: Birdman (2014)
Birdman is the type of film you may not know you like until after you see it. Everything in the film is done so well if you don't keep your eye on it you may miss something. We highly recommend it.
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Episode 163: Oscar Talk: Whiplash (2014)
Whiplash is the kind of film you may feel a bit tense throughout the entire runtime. The reason? J K Simmons performance is outstanding. Nothing truly new brought to the table but what is brought is done damn well and to near perfection.
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Episode 162: Oscar Talk: The Theory of Everything (2014)
The Theory of Everything is this week's Oscar film up for review. Scott and Joey take a long look at the film, the story behind it and of course the Hawkman himself! He even stops by and says a few words throughout the show.
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Episode 161: Oscar Talk: Boyhood (2014)
Richard Linklater's uninspiring, slow, when is something going to happen movie is nominated for best picture and Scott and Joey just don't know why. The odds of this film winning best picture are just too great for us to be comfortable with that.
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Episode 160: Oscar Talk: American Sniper (2014)
Chris Kyle was known to be the deadliest sniper in US history. In this special hybrid episode (also uploaded on Strangers) Scott and Joey talk about the movie, the book and most importantly Chris Kyle.
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Episode 159: Oscar Talk: The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)
Does Wes Anderson finally have his best picture? Scott and Joey really hope so. Despite their dissatisfaction with the aspect ratio (Joey hated it more) it's a damn near perfect film.
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Episode 158: Oscar Talk: Nightcrawler (2014)
It's Oscar time! With the 2014 nominees being announced Scott and Joey spend some time and discuss. We also review the amazing film Nightcrawler (2014)
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Episode 157: Bugsy Malone (1976)
Bugsy Malone is a man about town in this all kid cast. Nothing like this has been done before and or since this film came out. Joey and Scott have fond memories from their childhood with a new perspective as adults.
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Episode 156: Zapped! (1982)
When local nerd Barney (Baio) accidentally gets becomes a victim of his own experiment he gains super telekinetic powers in the process. His best friend Peyton (Aames) sees this as a huge opportunity and hilarity ensues.
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Episode 155: Street Trash (1987)
The best melt movie ever made? It's none other than Street Trash. A film with layers other than dirt. When a local liquor store owner finds bottles of Tenafly viper he starts selling them to the local homeless, they start melting!
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Episode 154: Maniac Cop (1988)
A deranged ex-cop is going around killing innocent people and frames Bruce Campbell (Jack Forrest) for the whole thing. A stellar performance by Tom Atkins a no nonsense detective really brings this film home. Bruce ain't bad either.
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Episode 153: Shocker (1989)
Shocker can be campy at times but it's one of Scott and Joey's favorite 80's slasher horror movies. Serial killer Horace Pinker (Mitch Pileggi) steals the movie with a great performance where you're almost rooting for him.
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Episode 152: Guilty As Charged (1991)
When Rod Steiger (Kallin) decides that the justice system is broken, he hunts down and electrocutes the very criminals that have gotten away with murder because of it.
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Episode 151: Deathrow Gameshow (1987)
Deathrow Gameshow, a film Joey used to watch on late night Cinemax back in the day. A comedic take on the game show aspect using nothing but death row criminals as contestants.
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Episode 150: The Last Dragon (1985)
The Last Dragon is what we attempt to review this week. We have special guest Christian Wollner and Live Stream decides to crash my entire system all during our milestone 150th episode. Luckily I was able to salvage the show. Enjoy!
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Episode 149: YouTube Sucks!
YouTube sucks! They will flag, dispute and take down videos of our show all under Fair use and we've had it. Share Scott and Joey's disgust in this very special FU episode to YouTube.
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Episode 148: Jury Duty (1995)
When Pauly Shore has nowhere to live he decides that Jury Duty isn't such a bad idea after all. As he milks the system you only wish you were having your prostate milked instead.
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Episode 147: Rappin' (1985)
Rappin' (1985) is a lot less tough than it looks. No one can rap. No one can dance. And no one can certainly act. It's so bad Ice T had to rap over Mario Van Peebles voice.
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Episode 146: Breakin' (1984) 2 Electric Boogaloo (1984)
Breakin' and Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo are on tap this week. It's the same film different titles, or is it same title different films, or maybe same genre but different plot structure? Ahhh, who gives a crap really?
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Episode 145: Exterminator 2 (1984)
The Exterminator is back and cheesier than ever. Set in the not so distant future where break dancing and drugs rule the streets, John is back one more time to clean it all up!
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Episode 144: The Exterminator (1980)
When John's best friend is attacked by the Ghetto Ghouls he takes action into his own hands and pleads to clean the city. A misleading poster, a clone of many other vigilante flicks and some of the worst pacing, foreshadowing and editing around.
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Episode 143: Savage Streets (1984)
What do you get when you have Linda Blair in the beginning stages of the downward spiral of her career? That's right, Savage Streets! When her sister is raped and nearly beaten to death she goes on a vigilante death spree for REVENGE!
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Episode 142: Streets (1990)
Christina Applegate is Dawn, a hooker whose love for heroin has brought her to the Streets. When she's almost killed by a serial killer, her and her new city boyfriend (and everyone she knows) find themselves fighting for their lives to get away from him.
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Episode 141: Wild Thing (1987)
When a little boy watches his parents murdered by (Robert Davi) he's taken in by a crazy homeless woman who raises him as her own. Instead of being put in a shelter and foster care he's raised in the streets and becomes Wild Thing!
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Episode 140: Sheena (1984)
Tanya Roberts stars as Sheena, a telepathic soothsayer of all animals of the jungle. When the King is killed in a plot to make money over land and unobtainium, err sorry, Sheena and her new city boyfriend find themselves fighting for their lives.
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Episode 139: The Beastmaster (1982)
The Beastmaster isn't just something my wife calls me, it's also our review this week. Join in the fun of this childhood classic that Scott and I grew up with. Swords, witchcraft, peta problems and oh yeah, bat shit crazy Rip Torn.
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Episode 138: Defending Your Life (1991)
When Albert brooks dies in a car accident he's sent to Judgment City to defend his life. Everything is perfect about it except it's also unfortunately the deciding ground of whether you move on or get sent back to earth to try it all over again.
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Episode 137: Visiting Hours (1982)
Michael Ironside has always been a solid but completely underused character actor. This film is no different. Does it fit the bad movie mold? A fun bad flick? Hell yes! Should Michael Ironside be wearing a leather wife beater? Probably not.
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Episode 136: Hammer Of The Gods (2013)
In a world of ash and death it seems that all the hip Norsemen like listening to dub step. I'm guessing when they aren't over acting and spending as little money as possible on the film they are tripping balls with glow sticks somewhere in a cave.
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Episode 135: Leonard Part 6 (1987)
Bill Cosby decided to make a movie in 1987 called Leonard Part 6 that he was directly responsible for. Scott and Joey have decided to review that movie from a listener suggestion. Bad idea.
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Episode 134: Philip Seymour Hoffman
In this episode Scott and Joey shamelessly whore themselves out by doing an entire show on Philip Seymour Hoffman movies due to his recent death. It's actually not that bad.
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Episode 133: The Wolverine (2013)
How many topics can Joey and Scott get sidetracked on while trying to review yet another wildly mediocre superhero film that shoots its creative wad in the first ten minutes? Listen in and find out.
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Episode 132: Total Recall (1990 and 2012)
Recall, recall, recall!! Both the original and remake of Total Recall are reviewed and inspected. Joey was angrier last but lost steam for the actual show. We also play fan voicemail.
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Episode 131: 2013 Oscar Nominations
The 2013 Oscar Nominations are out and we go over each category with a fine tooth comb. Listen in and hear Scott and Joey talk too much about Gravity.
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Episode 130: APE (1976)
APE, not to be confused with King Kong! Released in 1976 the same year as the De Laurentiis King Kong remake. Based on that alone one would have to know this film has more than a few problems.
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Episode 129: Christmasucktastic 2013!
Christmasucktastic is upon us! Scott and Joey talk about their favorite Christmas movies and play scenes from each one. Enjoy!
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Episode 128: Runaway (1984)
Michael Critchton is a horrible writer and film director. It's proven yet again with his horrible futuristic film of Runaway. Will the mustache man beat the tongue guy? Find out!
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Episode 127: Thanksgiving Movies!
Happy Thanksgiving! We talk about films that take place on or around the holiday of Thanksgiving. Films like Alice's restaurant, Dutch, Planes, Trains & Automobiles plus more!
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Episode 126: Staying Alive (1983)
A sequel to Saturday Night Fever? The film? Staying Alive. The Director? Sylvester Stallone. Unfortunately only one of us had to sit through 90 minutes of Travolta doing Jazz hands as the other host watched the wrong film. Find out who it was!
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Episode 125: The Wicker Man (2006)
The Wicker Man (2006) is carefully dissected for all its horrible glory. Nicolas Cage always seems to at least try and deliver a solid performance even if it's campy. It's one of the worst film he's ever done so please join us in tearing it apart.
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Episode 124: January Preview 2014
Lets talk garbage! This episode is dedicated to everything coming out this January 2014. This is where films go to die. Everything from the new I, Frankenstein to Paranormal Activity 5 is covered. Yeah, crapfest 2014...
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Episode 123: Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Is there anything more terrifying than childbirth? Joey and Scott discuss, along with the unavoidable silliness of devil worship, in their rather timely review of Rosemary's Baby (1968). Hail Satan!
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Episode 122: The House Of The Devil (2009)
Man, these guys really hate Ti West.
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Episode 121: Terrorvision (1986)
When garbage from the planet Pluton is sent off course to Earth an alien pet with an insatiable appetite comes along with it. It ends up coming through the Putterman's new satellite dish and hilarity (and death) ensues.
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Episode 120: Patrick (1978)
Patrick is nearly dead and still he kills! When Patrick kills his mother and her lover he ends up into a coma. He falls in love with his private nurse and tries to kill everyone in his path using psychokinesis to be with her.
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Episode 119: The Fury (1978)
When Kirk Douglas's supernatural son is kidnapped by the government, he sets himself on a hell bent mission to get him back anyway he can. Even if it means taking hostages, stealing cars and getting innocent people killed.
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Episode 118: Gloria (1980 and 1999)
You let a woman beat ya! Scott and Joey review the gritty classic Gloria from 1980 and its ugly sister remade in 1999. We break down each film side by side and talk strengths and weaknesses. Although Gloria from 1999 is just...weak.
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Episode 117: One For The Money (2012)
In "One For The Money" Stephanie Plum is looking for a big payday if she can bring in felon Joe Morelli. If that isn't simple enough for you don't worry, there's plenty of voice over to help along the film.
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Episode 116: V.I. Warshawski (1991)
V.I. Warshawski: She's as sexy as she is smart! When VI's 10 minute boyfriend drops off his daughter and he turns up dead, the real fun begins! Also, a long overdue cinematic confession from Scott!
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Episode 115: Die Laughing (1980)
When a scientist is killed in Pinsky's (Benson) cab, everyone is after him from the Russians, to the FBI to...Bud Cort. They're all after the scientist's monkey, who has memorized a formula for turning trash into plutonium. Yeah, I just said that.
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Episode 114: Roller Boogie (1979)
Sunny beaches, roller discos, making out on dumpsters, humorous sexual assault, strange fruit trucks... Welcome to the wonderful world of Roller Boogie!
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Episode 113: Solarbabies (1986)
Set in a post-apocalyptic future where a group of roller-skating lacrosse players imprisoned in a fascist orphanage (complete with roller rink) escape on well-paved desert roads to help a glowing ball restore the planet's water supply. No, really.
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Episode 112: Fatal Beauty (1987)
Fatal Beauty is a dangerous new drug on the streets and only Whoopi Goldberg can stop it! With a supposed deleted sex scene, bad dialog and terrible gags this is one you won't want to miss. Trucks don't bleed.
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Episode 111: The Wild Life (1984)
The Wild Life is this week's film. Is it too much like Fast Times? (both films penned by Cameron Crowe) Also, Scott rethinks romantic comedies into suspense thrillers. It's casual!
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Episode 110: Red Dawn (1984 and 2012)
Wolverines! Our first endeavour into the new remake challenge is Red Dawn (1984 and 2012). Also, we bring back the Name That Movie Challenge game from last week!
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Episode 109: Name That Movie Challenge
It's a cross between the $100,000 Pyramid and Name That Tune. Scott and Joey have been tooling around new ideas for the show and here's a taste of what's to come. We hope you have as much fun listening as we did playing.
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Episode 108: Iron Eagle (1986)
Jets, army base brats, homosexual overtones and Lou Gossett! That's right, we're talking Iron Eagle! Drop the Wall of Fire and tune in!
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Episode 107: Jaws 3D (1983)
The third dimension is TERROR! We review the abominable Jaws 3D. Essentially a 99 minute commercial for SeaWorld but in a very bad way. Join us for 3D fun and antics!
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Episode 106: Caveman (1981)
Caveman is the next flick on our operating table. The problem is the plot is razor thin and the entire film is in Caveman talk. Still fun all these years later? Find out.
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Episode 105: StarCrash (1978)
The Adventures of Stella Star or more popularly known as StarCrash is the movie challenge this week. So many things wrong, so much logic thrown out the window. Special Guest Chris Byczkiewicz (an expert on the film) steals the show and won't shut up.
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Episode 104: Wing Commander (1999)
Wing Commander is given entirely more review time than it deserves. What can we say, we're thorough. Also, we discuss the top ten most downloaded episodes EVER for MST and we reveal next week's movie challenge.
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Episode 103: Iron Sky (2012)
Moon Nazis! In this episode we review Iron Sky and talk about our top ten most downloaded episodes for February. We also give props to our all time most downloaded episode ever. Oh and Ogre-load.
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Episode 102: The 85th Academy Awards
The 85th Academy Awards live with Scott and Joey. In a rare occurrence we record a show while in the same room all while streaming the Oscars live! We left the liquor at the bar this time but kept the snide remarks. Listen in!
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Episode 101: Life Of Pi (2012)
Life of Pi Director Ang Lee produces a visual masterpiece by some a boring been done before 3D gimmick by Scott and Joey. Although we didn't hate the film we definitely have our issues with it. Listen in and find out!
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Episode 100: Argo and Les Miserables (2012)
In our special 100th milestone episode Scott and Joey have absolutely nothing special planned. That's right...we just review two Oscar noms Les Miserables and Argo.
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Episode 99: Django Unchained (2012)
Django! Django! Scott and Joey review the new Tarantino film Django Unchained. Nearly a perfect film and one of his best. Scott also gives a mini review of Paranormal Activity 4.
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Episode 98: The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey (2012)
Wes Anderson and Tyler Durden stop by and help review The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey. We go around the table round robin style. We also cover this year's Oscar Nominations for 2012.
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Episode 97: 3Diculous 2013
3Diculous! There is definitely no shortage of 3D movies in 2013. So much even, that we go above and beyond for our annual show this year.
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Episode 96: January Preview 2013
January Film Release Preview! Tune in and get psyched to ring in the new year with the worst that Hollywood has to offer!
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Episode 95: Silent Night (2012)
Your special friends Joey and Scott celebrate the yuletide season by reviewing the latest horror film remake to hit the big screen, Silent Night, the remake of the classic controversial holiday slasher flick Silent Night, Deadly Night. Merry Christmas.
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Episode 94: The Wizard (1989) Super Mario Bros (1993)
Strap on your tool belt, grab your lunchbox full of dead sister, dose up on mushrooms, and begin your electronic vision quest with two of the longest, most expensive Nintendo game commercials in history, Super Mario Bros. and The Wizard!
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Episode 93: Knight and Day (2010)
Joey and Scott return after a brief medical hiatus to tackle the enigma that is Tom Cruise, in the film that is Knight and Day. All you Cruise fanatics can rinse and spit with this one; it's smiles and sunglasses all the way!
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Episode 92: James Bond
Bond, James Bond! We review both Timothy Dalton Bond films The Living Daylights and Licence To Kill. We also talk a bit about the new Bond film Skyfall as well.
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Episode 91: Box Office for Nov 9 - Nov 11
Hurricane Sandy may have taken Joey's power away but not his will to live. The boys delve back into the podcast scene and do an extensive Top Ten and Finger list. We also stray a bit and give our two cents in on other films as well.
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Episode 90: Atlas Shrugged (2011)
Scott runs the show solo as Joey is gone. In the meantime Scott does the Top Ten all while making fun of how thorough Joey is. He also does the Finger List and as a special treat, reviews Atlas Shrugged.
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Episode 89: End Of Year 2012
System failure! We attempt to talk about what movies are coming out until the end of the year. Unfortunately Joey's system crashes twice due to Livestream. Joey should have never spoke ill of it.
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Episode 88: Movie Roundup
Movie Roundup! Scott and Joey talk about what flicks they've seen recently like The Cabin in the Woods, The Avengers, our movie collections and more! Top Ten and Finger List as well.
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Episode 87: Rubber (2010) and Haywire (2011)
Rubber and Haywire are the flicks reviewed this week. We go into detail on each one and pay special attention to rating them on IMDB.
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Episode 86: Megaforce (1982)
Deeds not words. The high budgeted action sci-fi flic Megaforce is reviewed. Gold Lame Jumpsuits, nuff said.
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Episode 85: BMX Bandits (1983) and RAD (1986)
Special guest Chrisitian helps out with the review duties this week for BMX Bandits and RAD. Nostalgia has us flashing back to our childhood. Also, The Top Ten and Finger List.
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Episode 84: Political Movies
Political films are reviwed and discussed in this very special episode due to the Republican GOP being this week. We talk about everything from Network to Brazil.
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Episode 83: Heavy Metal (1981) and Rock and Rule (1983)
Heavy Metal Rock and Rule! Both films are reviewed and remembered from our youth. We also feel it necessary to stick to true show format as we review Heavy Metal 2000. What garbage. We also reflect on the late Tony Scott.
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Episode 82: Going Ape! (1981)
Tony Danza crotch shot and three orangutans! Need more? We review the seldom funny Going Ape! We do the Top Ten and the Finger list with a special guest, Papa Guiseppe!
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Episode 81: V/H/S (2012)
V/H/S review! Find out what Scott and Joey liked most about the this new found footage horror flick. Nostalgia and gore go quite well together. Also reviewed are The Silent House and its remake Silent House.
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Episode 80: Freaky Farley (2007)
Freaky Farley Peeping Tom! We review the Indie flick Freaky Farley and we didn't hate it! It has a campy feel you'll enjoy and the quality of film won't make you cringe. Just don't ask Farley about his mother.
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Episode 79: Dark Knight Rises Controversy
Dark Knight Rises controversy plus more industry news and as always the Top Ten and Finger List.
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Episode 78: Cool as Ice (1991)
Cool As ice is? Not even close. Scott and Joey with special guest Shawn Phillip Heinze Esquire review the Vanilla Ice flop. Listen in as we talk about the film, action figures, The Finger List and The Top Ten.
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Episode 77: Men In Black 3 (2012)
Men In Black 3 is reviewed and you may be surprised by what the boys think. We also talk about other films we've seen and as always The Top Ten and Finger List.
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Episode 76: Prometheus (2012)
Prometheus is ruined for EVERYONE by Scott and Joey! Do you like Alien? Do you like Ridley Scott? Do you like Sci-Fi? Too bad.
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Episode 75: John Carter (2012)
Back to back podcasts with movies starring Taylor Kitsch. We review the megabomb John Carter. Scott has a Cinematic Confession and we do movie news as well.
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Episode 74: Battleship (2012)
Predictable, cliche and awfully acted come to mind after seeing Battleship. It should be fun but it's not. We also do The Top Ten and Finger List. You sank my...Never mind.
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Episode 73: Summer Blockbusters 2012
Want to know what blockbusters are coming out this Summer? Look no further! Scott and Joey talk Summer blockbusters of 2012 and also do The Top Ten and Finger List.
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Episode 72: Van Helsing (2004)
We cover John Travolta news, The Top Ten, The Finger List and we review the big budget excuse for a film Van Helsing all while Scott drinks too much wine.
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Episode 71: The Hunger Games (2012)
This week Scott and Joey review The Hunger Games, do movie news and Joey tries to pay attention while watching Hockey!
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Episode 70: King Kong (2005)
We review Peter Jackson's King Kong. Is the film too long? You bet! Is it overhyped? Correct again! The Top Ten, Finger List and for the second straight week, technical difficulties!
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Episode 69: Titanic (1997)
We review Titanic all while having technical difficulties during the show. Ironic. We're back to form doing The Top Ten, Finger List and Scott brings back The Terrible Game reads!
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Episode 68: Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Ridley Scott Prometheus news, Top Ten, Finger List as well as what's coming to theaters April 13, 2012. We also review Snakes On A Plane until Joey's PC decided to crap out. Enjoy!
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Episode 67: Crocodile Dundee I and II
We do a late night review of Crocodile Dundee I and II. We've come to the conclusion that we really like Paul Hogan. We also do the Top Ten and Finger List.
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Episode 66: The Shrimp On The Barbie (1990)
G'day mate! Should I throw another Shrimp On The Barbie for you? Good! We review the Cheech Marin film of the same name, do the Top Ten, The Finger list and a new bit to the show, Haiku/Beat Poetry!
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Episode 65: Circuitry Man (1990)
We review the 1990 film Circuitry Man. All while Joey is sick as a dog. We also do the Top Ten and Finger List. This episode almost never happend so enjoy it!
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Episode 64: Highway To Hell (1991)
The low budget 90's flick Highway To Hell is reviewed as we do our first live show! The Top ten and Finger List are also covered.
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Episode 63: 84th Academy Awards Live Coverage
WARNING: This episode contains harsh language, adult subject matter but most of all two grown men drinking lots of vodka while watching the Oscars. One of those men pukes a lot. Be fair warned!
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Episode 62: The Devil and Max Devlin (1981)
Does Walt Disney want to corrupt the minds of children? Joey and Scott take on these tough questions while reviewing The Devil and Max Devlin. The Top Ten and Finger List are also covered.
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Episode 61: Valentine's Day 2012
Valentine's Day is upon us! Scott and Joey take a different approach to the much celebrated holiday. We talk about movies that will likely or not likely get you some!
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Episode 60: Ghost Dad (1990)
Finally, a movie challenge! Scott and Joey do the much anticipated Ghost Dad, a challenge from Joey to Scott. They also cover the Top Ten and Finger List for the week as well.
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Episode 59: 2012 Oscar Nominations
The 2011 Oscar nominations are out! We talk about all the major catagories. Find out what we think!
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Episode 58: The Hangover II, Super 8 (2011) The Machinist (2004)
Scott and Joey do a What we've been watching episode! We review films like The Hangover II, Super 8, The Machinist, The classic horror comedy House and more!
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Episode 57: Sequels, Prequels, Remakes 2012
Listen in as Scott and Joey talk about 2012's sequels. prequels and remakes. Find out what they like and don't like. Also, The Top Ten and Finger List are covered.
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Episode 56: January Releases 2012
Sucktastic January flicks are here! Find out what we think. Also, The Top Ten, Finger List, our 2012 must see list and politics. For the sake of everyone, we ended that quickly.
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Episode 55: The Thing (2011)
Is it a remake? Is it a prequel? These are the hard questions Joey and Scott tackle when reviewing the 2011 film The Thing. Listen in and decide for yourself. Oh and Happy New Year!
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Episode 54: Box Office for Dec 23 - Dec 25
What happens when Joey and Scott don't do a top ten for a couple of weeks? It goes for over an hour! This is as close to a Christmas episode as you'll get this year so enjoy!
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Episode 53: J.D.'s Revenge (1976)
The spirit of J.D. Walker has taken over Joey when they review the 70's Blaxploitation film J.D.'s Revenge. Listen in as the boys give a full in depth review. "Don't worry, daddy ain't gonna hurt you!" Also covered, The Top Ten and The Finger List.
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Episode 52: 11 11 11 (2011)
What kind of film buffs are the boys? Find out! We also review the film 11 11 11 in all its terrible glory. Can we even say that? The Top Ten and Finger list are on the schedule as is another reading from The Terrible game.
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Episode 51: Action Jackson (1988)
Hot, Hotter, Hottest! Joey and Scott review the so bad it's good Action Jackson. Full of one liners Arnold rejected and a quite creepy Craig T. Nelson to boot. Listen to us pick this one dry like well done ribs. Scott also reads from The Terrible Game.
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Episode 50: Dungeons & Dragons (2000) & Severed (2005)
Dungeons & Dragons anyone? Hear what we think! We also review Severed: Forest Of The Dead for the new Home Game segment. Also covered are the Top 10 and Finger List.
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Episode 49: Birdemic (2010) & LittleMan (2006)
Words cannot explain how awful Birdemic is. We here at MST do our best and always aim to please though. Also hear our in depth review of Little Man, Joey's challenge to Scott!
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Episode 48: Scott's Crappy Internet
Joey and Scott attempt to do a What We've Seen Episode and fail miserably. What you get instead is The Top Ten, The Finger List and a review for Attack The Block. We also go off the rails on the top ten and Scott's internet keeps knocking him off!
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Episode 47: Catwoman (2004)
Scott challenges Catwoman to Joey and he wonders what's bothering him. A full in depth review of the atrocity that is this film. We also do the top 10 and The Finger list!
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Episode 46: Supergirl (1984)
Special guest Don E Smith brings his comic book expertice to Scott's movie challenge of Supergirl. We also discus the Top Ten, Finger List and The Terrible Game!
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Episode 45: Netflix Sucks!
Did you get your netflix I'm sorry email? Listen in as Scott and Joey rant about Netflix's actions and why they suck!
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Episode 44: Ishtar (1987)
Tellin' the truth is dangerous business...why? Because Scott challenged Joey to Ishtar! A truly unfunny film. Also done are The Top Ten, Finger list and Scott reads The Terrible game!
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Episode 43: Little Fockers (2010)
We talk about Scott's movie challenge of Little Fockers in excruciating detail. We also do the Top Ten, Finger list, Take Out The Trash, a reading from The Terrible Game and a new Straight to Video segment review for the film Alive Or Dead.
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Episode 42: Sphere (1998)
Scott and Joey do this weeks Top Ten, The Finger List and talk about Joey's movie challenge of Sphere. Also, we do the "Taking Out The Trash" segment for Sphere and Scott reads the next installment from The Terrible Game.
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Episode 41: Virus (1999)
Scott and Joey get back into action to discuss this weeks Top Ten Box Office films, The Finger List, Scott's Movie Challenge of Virus and the next excerpt from The Terrible Game.
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Episode 40: The Golden Child (1986)
Joey reviews his movie challenge of The Golden Child. Proving to be a harder review than anticipated due to the fact that Joey still enjoys the film.
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Episode 39: Scott and Joey review Source Code, Skyline, Drive Angry and more!
How do you wash away the taste of A Serbian Film in episode 38? Listen to episode 39! This is essentially a what we've been watching epsiode. We review Source Code, Skyline, Drive Angry and much more!
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Episode 38: A Serbian Film (2010)
Scott and Joey are traumatized by A Serbian Film. They also talk about other films involving hard subject matter such as rape and revenge. Also covered: Top ten and The Finger List.
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Episode 37: Skinwalkers (2006)
Scott delivers a followup to Joey's Beowulf (1999) review, reviews his movie challenge Skinwalkers, issues Joey's next movie challenge, introduces a new ongoing literary segment to the show. The Finger List and Battleship: The Movie are also discussed.
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Episode 36: Beowulf (1999)
Joey talks about the horrible Christopher Lambert version of Beowulf. Also mentioned are the top ten, the finger list and a new twist on the Movie Challenges!
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Episode 35: Superbabies Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
Scott and Joey are back to form doing the top ten, finger list and talking about Joey's movie challenge of Superbabies Baby Geniuses 2 to Scott!
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Episode 34: Xanadu and Can't Stop The Music (1980)
Joey talks about Scott's challenge to him of Xanadu and Can't stop The Music. Listen in as Joey rants about these flicks and gives Scott a fresh new movie challenge!
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Episode 33: Vampires Suck (2010)
Scott covers the top ten, Hobo With A Shotgun, verbally smacks Joey in the face for his movie challenge of Vampires Suck and gives him two movie challenges as punishment!
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Episode 32: Hobo With A Shotgun (2011)
What does Joey sound like when his PC crashes after saving a show? Like a Hobo With A Shotgun! Listen in as Joey reviews this film and hands Scott his movie challenge.
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Episode 31: An old new episode found on my hard drive
What once was lost has now been found, on my hard drive. A really good Top 10 from April 4th 2010 we couldn't use. Listen in as we rant about 3D TVs, Jennifer Aniston and Scott sings!
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Episode 30: Father Scardo's Altered Hours
Scott is a guest on Father Scardo's Altered Hours show. Joey Calls in the show and everyone immediately talks about rape, Funny Games and A Clockwork Orange. A real upbeat episode.
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Episode 29: ZOMBIES! ZOMBIES! ZOMBIES!
ZOMBIES!ZOMBIES!ZOMBIES! This entire episode is dedicated to the George Romero Zombie series, in dedication to Scott's recent appearance on Zombie Etiquette!
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Episode 28: The Oscars Pre-talk
Joey runs solo in his first MovieCaszTastic episode! Listen in as Joey talks about The Top Ten, The Finger List, Oscar talk with predictions and Joey's first Cinematic Confessional!
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Episode 27: The Minority (2006) Review
Scott and Joey review the movie The Minority. The NYC based film company 360 Sound And Vision want their expert opinion. Listen in and find out what they thought!
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Episode 26: John Dimes Interview
Scott and Joey interview John Dimes, author of There Are no Bad Movies! Only Bad Audiences. Listen in as we go back and forth with John about his book, movies and more!
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Episode 25: eXXXotica Expo & Avatar XXX Review
Scott and Joey finally discuss their trip to the eXXXotica Expo in Edison NJ and also review the better film This Ain't Avatar XXX!
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Episode 24: Daybreakers (2009) & Spierig Bros.
Scott reviews Daybreakers and rips Joey's heart out for thinking the film was "OK". The Spierig bros. are twin freaks. Scott defends Spierig bros. film "Undead" and Scott takes an online course for Literature On Film.
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Episode 23: SAW 3D (2011)And AVATAR Porn
Joey and Scott apologize for lost time, talk about Saw 3D, Avatar Porn, The Hobbit, Paranormal Activity 2, Roger Ebert's Jaw, Joey flaunts his Paranormal Activity 2 predictions, and Scott Rants about movies featuring rich people with problems.
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Episode 22: Bad Movie Day 2010
The one year anniversary of Moviesucktastic is here! How do we celebrate? With a Bad Movie Day of course! Listen to us read fan mail and talk about the nominated films!
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Episode 21: 3D Extravaganza
Joey and Scott cover 3D movies from 2009, 2010 and upcoming 2011, all while doing shots for every other film. The top 10 is also covered.
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Episode 20: Transformers 2 and G.I. Joe (2009)
Our Movie challenges of Joey to Scott (GI Joe) and Scott to Joey (Transformers 2) are talked at length. Listen to us talk about how decent TF2 was and how mind numbingly bad G.I. Joe was.
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Episode 19: The Expendables (2010)
The Expendables kicks the chick flick Eat, Pray Loves ass! Also Predators is reviewed. Scott reads hate mail from a Twilight fan and explodes on James Cameron...again
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Episode 18: Inception (2010)
Scott and Joey both talk a bit about the new film Inception and mention how dumb film reviewer Sandy Kenyon is. They also draw comparisons to the film Dreamscape.
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Episode 17: Twilight: Eclipse (2010)
Scott forces himself to go to a midnight showing to review Twilight: Eclipse after Joey bails on Him. Also covered is the action comedy Killers.
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Episode 16: The A-Team at the Drive-in (2010)
The A-Team at the Drive-in. Scott covers Te Karate Kid, The A-Team, Drive ins and the fact that Joey is still missing.
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Episode 15: Box Office For Apr 30-May 2
Scott does the weekend boxoffice for April 30-May 2. He reviews How to Train Your Dragon Glen Beck style. Joey's gone missing! He's thought to be kidnapped by Avatar Fans!
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Episode 14: Box Office For Apr 23-25
Scott talks about the Weekend Box office for April 23-25
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Episode 13: 82nd Academy Awards
Scott & Joey do their show during a live telecast of the Oscars. All the awards and movies picked apart on a live and totally off the cuff style.
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Episode 12: Box Office For Apr 16-18
Scott runs this episode solo and talks about the Weekend Box office for april 16-18
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Episode 11: Valentine's Day Special
In this very special Valentine's Day episode you'll hear us shoot off about To Live & Die in L.A., Eastern Promises, The Crying Game, The Piano, The Indian runner, bad lieutenant, The Brown Bunny and much more!
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Episode 10: Women In Love (1969) & Looker (1981)
We talk about our movie challenges of Women In Love & Looker, The Top Ten, The Finger List, Runaway, Oscars, Figs, Tom Rosovitch, Michael Critchton, Tom Selleck and much more!
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Episode 9: Heaven's Gate (1980) & Robocop 3 (1993)
Listen to Scott and Joey talk about The weekend top ten box office films, The Finger List, James Cameron, Avatar fans, Pre-Oscar talk, Transformers 2, Movie challenges of Heaven's Gate and Robocop 3!
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Episode 8: 2010 Sequels Special!
Listen to Scott and Joey talk about the top ten box office films, The Finger List, announce the winner of the 100th Facebook fan and most importantly our sequels list of 2010!
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Episode 7: Avatar Special! (2009)
In this special episode of Moviesucktastic we talk nothing BUT Avatar! Fresh from seeing the film hear what Joey and Scott have to say about it.
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Episode 6: Pre-Holiday
We talk about A Christmas Carol (2009), Top 10, The Finger List, Law Abiding Citizen, Revolver, Boonedock Saints, Paranormal Activity, Friday the 13th Series, V Series (2009)
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Episode 5: Halloween Special!
Halloween Edition! We talk about SAW VI, C.H.U.D., Return Of The Living Dead, Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer, John Walsh, Seven, The Blair Witch Project, Cinematic Confession, Peter Jackson, Avatar, Scott's Cinematic Confession: Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout and our contest details!
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Episode 4: Christian Horror
Christian horror films Thr3e, House and Black Roses. Also mentioned are A Civil Action, Hannibal, White Man's Burden and how Dark City fought for its name.
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Episode 3: 2009 & 2010 Remakes Special!
Remakes for 2009 and 2010 (as well as our own suggested future remakes), our general hatred of Tim Burton, Drag Me To Hell
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Episode 2: Movie Challenge Premier
Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Lost Boys 2, masturbation, forced urination (again), Tommy Wiseau, Tom Savini
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Episode 1: The Beginning
Dead Snow, Harry Potter, Rabid Dogs, Canadian horror films, severed fingers, DVD commentaries, Rue Morgue magazine, forced urination, cough drops
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